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F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers

FLOPPY DISK: Serious curvature of the spine.

FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

FORD: The Heartbreak of today's Chevrolet!

Fact is solidified opinion

Facts are stubborn things.

Fad: In one era and out the other.

Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.

Familiarity breeds attempt

Familiarity breeds children.

Famous last words - Don't worry, I can handle it.

Famous last words - Icarus: Aaaahhhhhhhhh.

Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.

Famous last words - Lion at the Circus of Rome: Burp..

Famous last words - You and what army?

Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!

Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.

Fat person: Nutritional Overachiever

Fatal Error Using Mouse. Replace and Bury Operator.

Features should be discovered, not documented.

Felines... nothing more than felines...

Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.

Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition

First thing you do is shoot all the lawyers

Fish and visitors stink in three days.

Flames to dev/null/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue.

Flaming nuclear death to Smurfs

Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.

Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)

Folks who think they know it all bug those of us who do

Follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fools rush in where Fools have been before!

Fools rush in wherever lottery tickets are sold

For Sale: Slightly used message. Enquire within.

For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.

For sale, Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.

For the finest in brain candy.

Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!

Forget the computer! Where's my abacus??

Fortune vomits on my eiderdown yet again.

Four minus two is one and the same.

Free Nelson Mandela, while stocks last!

Free advice is worth what you pay for it

Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.

Friendly fire - ISN'T !

Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!

Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.

Friendship is one soul in two bodies.

Funny, only sensible people agree with me.