| Scrap All Unlock Any Scrapbook Unlock Any Album Increase your fans Show Video Instead Of Profile Picture Scrapbook Flooder Add a Friend Poll Flooder Testimonial to All Album Hack Mass scrap deleter Coloured scraps Write anything in text box Profile without picture Add all to your hot list Add all to your ignore list Add all ur friends to ur crush list View UID's of all friends View all community ids Open any non-anonymous community |
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
ORKUT COOL TRICS JAVA SCRIPTS PART 2
ORKUT COOL TRICS JAVA SCRIPT
Please report immediately if any of the tricks stops working : may depend on the browser.I recommend u doing all the tricks on Opera Browser .. it supports java scripts the most efficient way.
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ORKUT COOL TRICKS JAVA SCRIPT AND PRANKS
| This Orkut prank will shake your friend’s Orkut profile page. It will move his browser randomly and may make that unstable also. Your friend will need to close his window and start again. This trick works on all websites, not limited to Orkut only. This javascript code is browser defendant and hence not all browsers might support it. During test, I found that Google chrome and Internet Explorer 8 are not supporting this JavaScript code. But it works fine with all Firefox versions. Give this a try. Simply copy and paste this code in your friend’s scrapbook. Ask him to copy the code, paste in browser’s address bar and hit enter. That’s it. His Orkut profile page will start to shake and he will loose every control on his browser. He will be forced to close his browser and open again. Play this Orkut prank with friends. Here is the code, copy the whole code, paste in your friend’s scrapbook or send him by email or try it yourself |
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| This trick is performed by just using an Orkut profile link. This link will direct to the person’s profile clicking on it. So, provide this link to all your friends and play this Orkut prank with your pals. You can either say this is the worst profile link of Orkut and whenever he clicks on it, he will be redirected to his own profile. Now if you click on that link, you will get redirected to your own profile. This means whoever clicks the link will land on his own orkut profile page. http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?2uid=6849219260034274333%20/ Pass the above link to anyone saying that it’s the profile of Orkut’s worst user or Orkut’s best user. You may also want to keep this in your profile’s About Me filed. Amaze and surprise your friends with this cool Orkut trick. |
| Want to scared your Orkut friends saying that their Profile is deleted ? Copy the below codes and paste it to your friends scrapbook:
Wrap the above link with texts like,”Warning! Don’t click here!!” or “click at your own risk”. Your line should look like a warning message and when they will see that Orkut account deletion page, situation will be more real. But in reality, their account remains safe, nothing happens to their orkut profile. All above prank tricks are for fun purposes only. They have no threats to your or your friend’s Profile. But don’t misuse them in any manner. I have provided them just to have some fun with your friends on Orkut. Whenever they will click on this link, they will land on a Orkut page that says, their profile has been deleted for violating Orkut rules. I am sure, they will have a great shock. |
| IMAGES FLYING ON SCREEN |
| javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval(‘A()’,5); void(0) |
| Feel a loss of words? Try this script for posting a blank post: |
| 1) Open any scrapbook. |
| Got a bad name? Want to hide it? |
| 1) Click on edit profile |
| Mirror Links. Use? The person clicking on these links will be redirected into his own profile or wherever you specify! |
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| Your Account hasbeen hacked. Nah, just a prank! |
Saving this for the last. Okie, fun things are over, here is something serious, but use it with care. Please do not misuse, your account will freeze for sometime, again please use this sensibly |
| THE ORKUT SCRAPBOOK FLOODER. |
| javascript:i=0;sar=document.getElementsByTagName(‘TEXTAREA’).item(0).value;document.body.innerHTML+=’<iframe name=”TextFlooding” width=”680″ height=”430″></iframe>’;document.forms[1].target=’TextFlooding’;setInterval(” document.getElementsByTagName(‘TEXTAREA’).item(0).value=sar +’ ‘+ i;a=submitForm(document.forms[1], ’submit’, ”);i++”,2000);void(0) |
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Bored of looking at the same static photographs on your homepage? Let them roll. Follow the steps: 1) Open any page that contains images. 2) Copy the following text and paste it in your address bar (To the place where you type www.orkut.com ) |
| javascript:R=-1;DI=document.images;DIL=DI.length;function A(a,b,c){return Math.sin(R/350*6.28*b+a)*c+c}function B(a){DIS=DI.item(a).style;DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=A(0,7,300);DIS.top=A(1.6,6,150)}setInterval('R++;B(R%DIL)',15);void(0) |
| Are you low at scraps? Flood your or your friends' scrapbooks with thousands of scraps in one go. Follow the steps: 1) Open your scrapbook. 2) Write anything in the scrapbook. Do NOT click Submit. 3) Copy the following text and paste it in your address bar (To the place where you type www.orkuting.com ) |
| javascript:text=prompt("enter text to be flooded","Like THis");oa=0;function scrapflood(){oa=oa+1;document.getElementsByTagName('textarea')[0].value=text+"\n"+oa;_writeScrap(document.forms[2], 'submit', '');}void(window.setInterval(scrapflood,640)) |
| I have heard of Earthquake but what's browser quake? See on your own. Follow the steps: 1) Open your scrapbook. 2) Copy the following text and paste it in your address bar (To the place where you type www.orkut.com ) |
| javascript:function flood(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} flood(6); |
| Give your friend a heart attack by displaying a fake alert message, 'Your Account has been hacked by <yourname> Follow the steps: 1) Open your scrapbook. 2) Copy the following text and paste it in your address bar (To the place where you type www.orkut.com ) |
| javascript:function reverse() { var inp = " ! gnitukrO yb dekcah si tnuocca tukrO ruoY "; var outp="";for (i = 0; i <= inp.length; i++) { outp =inp.charAt (i) + outp;}alert(outp) ;}; reverse(); |
WAY TO OPEN BLOCKED SITES
few ways of opening a bloacked page. . .
well here are few ways of opening blocked website . . .
This is for newbies not pros . .
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1- Use IP Address Instead of UR
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Sometimes we can easily access blocked websites by using IP address instead of using the complete URL of the web. It depends on the Software or the application used. We can check the IP address of any website by executing ping command in the command prompt.
To run command prompt press “window key+r” and type “cmd” in the text field. suppose you want to check the Yahoo.com IP address type “ping yahoo.com” and hit enter this will return the IP address of yahoo.com as you can see below in screen shot.
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2- Redirection with Short URL service
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Sometimes converting the URL into some undersized URL by using Short URL Services we can easily access banned websites. Here are some Short URL services MooURL, SnipURL, Tiny URL.
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3- By using Google Cache
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Most of the search engines like Yahoo and Google cached web pages. Web pages are being stored in search engines so we can easily view cached versions of those pages by clicking “Cached” next to the URL in Google search Results, as updated as Google caches it.
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4- Use Google Mobile search
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Blocked web pages can access by using Google mobile search, but output may not be optimal. This is very similar to using a Web proxy.
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5- Wayback Machine
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This is another way to access blocked websites through cache. Wayback Machine is an Internet Service that frequently keeps a copy of website from the day a website got started. By clicking on the latest copy of what Wayback Machine stored given us access to that blocked website, almost a latest cached copy.
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6- Using a public Proxy Server
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There are many free proxy servers out in the Web. Note that in order to use these you have to change internet connection settings in Internet Explorer or whatever browser you use. To get free proxy click Here.
a. Proxy Surfing – Firefox
Go to: Advanced tab > Network tab > Connection Settings.
Select Manual proxy configuration, insert your proxy under HTTP proxy.
b. Proxy Surfing – Internet Explorer
If you are using Internet Explorer than you have to follow these instructions:
Tools > Internet Options > Connections tab > LAN Settings
Check Proxy Server. Insert your proxy URL inside Address.
Important!
Be careful when you are using public proxy servers. It is possible for the guy who is hosting the service to snoop on the data that is passing through. So I wouldn’t recommend putting any important information such credit card details when you are using public proxy server method.
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7- Anonymous Surfing
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Some site allows you to take advantage of their proxy or domain to surf other sites as no identity. Check out the 100+ anonymous proxy websites to access block websites
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8- By using Online Translation Tools
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We can also use translation services as a web proxy. Online translation services allow us to translate websites from one language to another user defined languages, and display the translated output in their own pages. Following are the best links; again Google is your best friend for more resources
•Google Translate
•Babel fish site
9- Subscribe to RSS Feed
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If the site you want to visit supports the RSS feed, you can easily subscribe and read it with an RSS reader. You can also regularly send the contents of the web to your email using Feed service.
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10- Get Web Pages via email
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This is useful way if you need a single Web Page. Obviously accessing large files is not possible in that way. Web2Mail provides us free services that send websites to our email addresses. All you need to do is send an email to www@web2mail.com with the URL as subject title.
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11- Use Tor Distributed Proxy
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Tor is an advanced proxy server using multiple anonymous servers for a single Web request. This requires an application to be downloaded and installed.
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12- Your own proxy server
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This is an advanced technique and is probably the best. This requires your own proxy server hosted either at your home or at a HSP (Hosting Service Provider). You can enable SSL encryption and prevent any snooping on the content as well. Also put some access control, otherwise someone can find the service and misuse it. You can use following server to do that;
•Apache Web server as proxy server- A bit complex setup.
•Privoxy- This is the recommended approach.
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13- Use alternate content providers
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When everything fails, you can use alternate service providers. For example if Gmail is blocked at your place, you can take another obscure mail address and enable email forward at Gmail.
You can use above methods to access blocked websites, facebook, disabled mode websites, sites at school, web pages, youtube and more…
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
COOL TAGLINES FOR ORKUT & FACEBOOK START FROM H
H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
HAL 9000, you're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?
HARDWARE: n. The part you kick.
HEY YOU!!!!!!!!! STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIC! HLLP I'M STUSCT IN BOOOZZZE WAREHUSE
Hackito ergo sum.
Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
Hams do it with frequency, till their gigahertz.
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
Happiness is a warm gun.
Happiness is a warm modem
Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip.
Happiness is...receiving YOUR posts!!!!
Hard work must have killed someone!
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
Harry Gant #33 - the Bandit's Last Run 1994
Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
Have Tardis, will travel.
Have an adequate day.
Have cursor, will curse.
Have you ever talked into an acoustic modem?
Have you seen Quasimoto? I have a hunch he's back!
Having two bathrooms ruins the capacity to co-operate.
He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
He who Laughs, Lasts.
He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
He who dies with the most access, wins.
He who dies with the most toys... is *still* DEAD!
He who hesitates is constipated.
He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.
He who hesitates.........miss'es out !!!
He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.
He who laughs last probably made a backup.
He who laughs, lasts.
He who let woman on top is fucking up.
He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
He who lives by the sword laughs last.
He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
He who shouts the loudest has the floor.
He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
He's dead, Jim. You take his phaser, I'll get his wallet
He's dim, Jed
Heads I win... DITTO tails
Hell Hath No Pizza.
Hell, if you understood everything I said, you'd be me!
Hello, I am part # !|* ||***| | * *** *| |||* |*
Help endangered species - adopt a KGB operative.
Help fight continental drift.
Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!
Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.
Help! I've been stuck in here for years and years...
Here today, gaunt tomorrow.
Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone!
Hey! This is a morgue, not an amusement park!
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!
Hey!! When in Doubt Whip it Out!!!!
Hey, shit happens!
Hi! I can't remember your name either.
Hindsight is always 20:20.
Hindsight is an exact science.
Hollow chocolate has no calories
Holy Smokes!...."the church is on fire!"
Honest! It's only a cold sore!
Honey, I'll be down in 10 minutes, I promise this time.
Honeymoon - the morning after the knot before.
Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.
Honeymoon: time between "I do" and "you'd better"
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Housework done properly, can kill you
Houston! do you read.
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do you get holy water?... Boil the hell out of it!
How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!
How does one expect the unexpected?
How long is a short story?
How long will a floating point operation float?
How many consultants will fit onto the head of a pin?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
How much can I get away with and still go to heaven.
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Humpty dumpty was pushed.
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
COOL TAGLINES FOR ORKUT & FACEBOOK START FROM G
GET A HAIRCUT!
GODISNOWHERE
GURU: One who knows more jargon than you.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Gargle twice daily - see if your neck leaks.
General Failure reading John Dvorak
Genitalia is not an Italian airline.
Geoff, Brett and Todd...the BO-DYNASTY!!!
George Orwell was an optimist.
Get a powerful right arm: subscribe to Playboy.
Get behind early so you have plenty of time to catch up.
Get the facts first - you can distort them later!
Gimme back my face! You're getting it ugly.
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
Go Lemmings, Go!!!
Go ahead, make my.....GODDAM COMPUTER WORK RIGHT!!!!!
God I hate floppies.
God I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
God does not play dice.
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
God invented women because sheep can't cook.
God is alive - he just doesn't want to get involved.
God is love... Love is blind... Ray Charles is God!
Going out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!
Goodness has NOTHING to do with it.....
Gotta love me!
Gravity brings me down
Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sux.
Great minds travel in the same sewers.
Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works!
Grow your own dope... plant a man
Growing older is mandatory... growing up is optional!
Grub first, then ethics.
Gun Control means holding it in both hands.
Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.
Guns don't kill people... death does.
Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!
Guten TAG.
COOL TAGLINES FOR ORKUT & FACEBOOK START FROM F
F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
FLOPPY DISK: Serious curvature of the spine.
FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
FORD: The Heartbreak of today's Chevrolet!
Fact is solidified opinion
Facts are stubborn things.
Fad: In one era and out the other.
Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.
Familiarity breeds attempt
Familiarity breeds children.
Famous last words - Don't worry, I can handle it.
Famous last words - Icarus: Aaaahhhhhhhhh.
Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.
Famous last words - Lion at the Circus of Rome: Burp..
Famous last words - You and what army?
Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.
Fat person: Nutritional Overachiever
Fatal Error Using Mouse. Replace and Bury Operator.
Features should be discovered, not documented.
Felines... nothing more than felines...
Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition
First thing you do is shoot all the lawyers
Fish and visitors stink in three days.
Flames to dev/null/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue.
Flaming nuclear death to Smurfs
Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)
Folks who think they know it all bug those of us who do
Follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fools rush in where Fools have been before!
Fools rush in wherever lottery tickets are sold
For Sale: Slightly used message. Enquire within.
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
For sale, Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.
For the finest in brain candy.
Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
Forget the computer! Where's my abacus??
Fortune vomits on my eiderdown yet again.
Four minus two is one and the same.
Free Nelson Mandela, while stocks last!
Free advice is worth what you pay for it
Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.
Friendly fire - ISN'T !
Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
Friendship is one soul in two bodies.
Funny, only sensible people agree with me.