Showing posts with label FACEBOOK AND ORKUT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FACEBOOK AND ORKUT. Show all posts

Sunday, February 14, 2016

HOW TO GET FACEBOOK GROUP ID


How do I find my Page or Group ID?




https://lookup-id.com/

Lookup-ID.com helps you to find the Facebook ID for your profile or a Group. Facebook ID is a many-digit number, eg. 10453213456789123. 
Facebook ID for of certain Facebook social plugins, like the "Like Box" ; Like Button or application....

Q: What's my Facebook profile URL?
A: Your Facebook profile URL is the URL you get to when you click on your name in upper left of the Facebook home page. It should look like this:
- https://www.facebook.com/lookupid
- https://m.facebook.com/lookupid
- https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=278754422284374

Q: How to copy my Facebook profile URL when I'm on mobile?
A: It is very easy to copy your Facebook profile URL when you are on mobile and PC too.
1. Open your Facebook Profile page on a web browser.
Or you should be able to click here, it will redirect you to your profile page if you are logged into in your web browser
2. Copy the URL at the top of your browser and paste it in Lookup-id.com's search bar

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Free Facebook Smiles


Happy emote: :) or :-)
facebook smiley happy
Really happy emote: :D or :-D
facebook smiley wink
Wink emote: ;) or ;-)
facebook smiley happy eyes
Happy eyes: ^_^
facebook smiley laughing eyes
Laughing eyes: >:o
facebook smiley cat smile



Saturday, July 23, 2011

new face book smiley

some more new facebook smileies are here:

 

New!!Penguin emote : <(")
Shark emote : (^^^)
Happy emote : :) or :-)
Really happy emote : :D or :-D
Wink emote : ;) or ;-)

Kiki Emo : ^_^
Laughing eyes : >:o
Cat smile : :3
Grumpy : >:-(
Sad : :( or :-(
Crying emote : :'(
Shocked emote : :o or :-o
Glasses emote : 8) or 8-)
Cool shades : 8-|
Rude : :p or :-p
Woot?! : O.o
Dork emote : -_-
Duhhh emote : :/ or :\
Devil emote : 3:)
Angel emote : O:)
Kiss emote : :-* or :*
Love emote : <3
Pacman : :v
Robot : :|]

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

facebook smiley codes how to insert smiley facebook chat

 

New!!Penguin emote : <(")
Shark emote : (^^^)
Happy emote : :) or :-)
Really happy emote : :D or :-D
Wink emote : ;) or ;-)

Kiki Emo : ^_^
Laughing eyes : >:o
Cat smile : :3
Grumpy : >:-(
Sad : :( or :-(
Crying emote : :'(
Shocked emote : :o or :-o
Glasses emote : 8) or 8-)
Cool shades : 8-|
Rude : :p or :-p
Woot?! : O.o
Dork emote : -_-
Duhhh emote : :/ or :\
Devil emote : 3:)
Angel emote : O:)
Kiss emote : :-* or :*
Love emote : <3
Pacman : :v
Robot : :|]

how to add smiley in facebook chat

Here are the current facebook smileys codes that can be used on facebook just type in the code in the chat bar and hey presto you have a cool facebook smiley. To use the Facebook Emoticons code just copy it then paste it into your Facebook Emoticons Chat bar.

New!!Penguin emote : <(")
Shark emote : (^^^)
Happy emote : :) or :-)
Really happy emote : :D or :-D
Wink emote : ;) or ;-)
Kiki Emo : ^_^
Laughing eyes : >:o
Cat smile : :3
Grumpy : >:-(
Sad : :( or :-(
Crying emote : :'(
Shocked emote : :o or :-o
Glasses emote : 8) or 8-)
Cool shades : 8-|
Rude : :p or :-p
Woot?! : O.o
Dork emote : -_-
Duhhh emote : :/ or :\
Devil emote : 3:)
Angel emote : O:)
Kiss emote : :-* or :*
Love emote : <3
Pacman : :v
Robot : :|]

Sunday, March 13, 2011

LOVE POEMS AND QUOTES

O Joy of creation,

...... To be!

O rapture, to fly

...... And be free!

Be the battle lost or won,

Though its smoke shall hide the sun, I shall find my love--the one

...... Born for me!

I shall know him where he stands

...... All alone,

With the power in his hands

...... Not e'erthrown;

I shall know him by his face, By his godlike front and grace; I shall hold him for a space

...... All my own!

....... from What the Bullet sang by Bret Hart (1836-1902)

 

What is so sweet and dear

.. .As a prosperous morn in May, .. .The confident prime of the day, And the dauntless youth of the year, When nothing that asks for bliss, .. .Asking aright, is denied,

And half of the world a bridegroom is, And half of the world a bride?

.... from Ode in May by Sir William Watson (1858-1935)

 

Between your sheets you soundly sleep Nor dream of vigils that we lovers keep While all the night, I waking sigh your name, The tender sound does every nerve inflame, Imagination shows me all your charms, The plenteous silken hair, and waxen arms, And all the beauties that supinely rest

...... between your sheets.

16

 

Ah Lindamira, could you see my heart,

How fond, how true, how free from fraudful art, The warmest glances poorly do explain The eager wish, the melting throbbing pain Which through my very blood and soul I feel, Which you cannot believe nor I reveal, Which every metaphor must render less And yet (methinks) which I could well express

...... between your sheets.

.... Between Your Sheets by Lady Mary Wortley Mantagu (1689- 1762)

 

Love is a bog, a deep bog, a wide bog. Love is a clog, a great clog, a close clog.

'Tis a wilderness to lose ourselves. ...Then draw Dun out o' the mire ...And throw the clog into the fire. ...Keep in the King's Highway, ...And sober, you cannot stray. Then if you admire no female elf The halter may go hang itself.

Drink wine and be merry, for love is a folly

And dwells in the house of melancholy.

...... Love is a bog by James Shirley

I wander'd lonely as a cloud

...That floats on high o'er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a crowd,

...A host, of golden daffodils;

Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine ...And twinkle on the Milky Way, They stretch'd in never-ending line ...Along the margin of a bay;

Ten thousand saw I at a glance,

Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced, but they ....Out-did the sparkling waves in glee; A poet could not but be gay,

...In such a jocund company:

I gazed--and gazed--but little thought What wealth the show to me had brought:

17

For oft, when on my couch I lie .. .In vacant or in pensive mood, They flash upon that inward eye .. .Which is the bliss of solitude;

And then my heart with pleasure fills, And dances with the daffodils.

.......... Daffodils by William Wordsworth (1770-1850)

 

When, Celia, must my old day set, ...And my young morning rise

In beams of joy so bright as yet ...Ne'er bless'd a lover's eyes?

My state is more advanced than when ...I first attempted thee:

I sued to be a servant then,

...But now to be made free.

I've served my time faithful and true,

...Expecting to be placed

In happy freedom, as my due, ...To all the joys thou hast; Ill husbandry in love is such ...A scandal to love's power,

We ought not to misspend so much ...As one poor short-lived hour.

Yet think not, sweet, I'm weary grown, ...That I pretend such haste;

Since none to surfeit e'er was known ...Before he had a taste:

My infant love could humbly wait ...When, young, it scarce knew how To plead; but grown to man's estate, ...He is impatient now.

...... To Celia by Charles Cotton (1630-1687)

 

I will not give thee all my heart

For that I need a place apart

To dream my dreams in, and I know Few sheltered ways for dreams to go: But when I shut the door upon

Some secret wonder--still, withdrawn--Why does thou love me even more, And hold me closer than before?

18

When I of love demand the least,

Thou biddest him to fire and feast:

When I am hungry and would eat,

There is no bread, though crusts were sweet. If I with manna may be fed,

Shall I go all uncomforted?

Nay! Howsoever dear thou art,

I will not give thee all my heart.

...... I Will Not Give Thee All My Heart by Grace Hazard Conkling

Let other beauties have the power To make one lovesick for an hour, Perhaps for a whole day or two, But so to captivate a heart

That it shall never, never part: Only that power remains in you.

Let other beauties have the skill

By tempering smiles some fears to kill And by degrees a heart undo. But with a sweet yet tyrant eye At once to bid one look and die: None has that art but only you.

Fair wonder, to those flaming eyes A heart I fain would sacrifice If I had e'er a one in store,

But having lost mine long before, Well may I sigh, wish and adore, But for my life can die no more.

....... Let other beauties by Anonymous

When poor, and moneys nowhere can obtain, Thy love to me is more than th'Indias' gain.

When I am starved for want of daily bread Thy love doth fill me more than when I'm fed.

When I am thirsty, almost dead, I think

Thy love doth quench me so, ne'er wish for drink.

And when I'm naked, what doth thy love do? Even feed the hungry, cloth the naked too.

19

I prithee, do thus with the army all

As thou hast done with their Lord General.

......... When poor by John Gamble

How hardly I concealed my tears, ...How oft did I complain!

When, many tedious days, my fears ...Told me I loved in vain.

But now my joys as wild are grown, ...And hard to be concealed;

Sorrow may make a silent moan, ...But joy will be revealed.

I tell it to the bleating flocks,

...To every stream and tree;

And bless the hollow murmuring rocks ...For echoing back to me.

Thus you may see with how much joy ...We want, we wish, believe;

'Tis hard such passion to destroy ...But easy to deceive.

..... Song by Anne Wharton (?1659-85)

 

Surprised by joy--impatient as the Wind

I turned to share the transport--O! with whom ...But Thee, deep buried in the silent tomb, That spot which no vicissitude can find?

Love, faithful love, recall'd thee to my mind-‑

...But how could I forget thee? Through what power, ...Even for the least division of an hour,

Have I been so beguiled as to be blind

To my most grievous loss?--That thought's return ...Was the worst pang that sorrow ever bore, Save one, one only, when I stood forlorn, ...Knowing my heart's best treasure was no more; That neither present time, nor years unborn ...Could to my sight that heavenly face restore.

....... Desideria by William Wordsworth (1770-1850)

 

Saturday, March 12, 2011

FAMOUS QUOTES AND TAGLINES FOR FACEBOOK AND ORKUT

Men and Women:
Until we take how we see ourselves (and how we see others) into account, we will be unable to understand how others see and feel about themselves and their world. Unaware, we will project our intentions on their behavior and call ourselves objective.
~ Stephen Covey ~
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
~ Balzac ~
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
~ Rodney Dangerfield ~
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
~ Elaine Boosler ~
A Psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
~ Anon ~
Everyone is seeking his soul mate, but no one wants to meet his own soul.
~ Yogi Bhajan ~
Marriage is more than finding the right person. It is being the right person.
~ Anonymous ~
Questions:
1) Do women and men have different coping skills for stress? IF so how can we understand each other? Or is our spouse the best psychiatrist and the one who truly understands us the best?
2) Do we prefer to find the right person rather than to be the right person? Why is it easy to idealize someone initially? 

laught tagline and quotes for facebook and orkut

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Steven Wright   

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

Dave Barry   

It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

Scott Adams   

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie   

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

 

The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": Fighting, fleeing, feeding and... mating.

Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course   

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

Mark Twain   

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown   

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

William James   

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Dick Cavett
mocking the TV-violence debate   

Thursday, October 14, 2010

HOW TO USE SMILEY FACES IN FACEBOOK CHAT

SmileThinkingFacebook is the most popular social networking site and there is no doubt about it. The only most criticized part of it is it’s chat function. Which most of the time shows  “An unknown error occurred” message  . Birthday Cake

But still I love facebook and no matter what happens I am not going to quit it  . Here are some not so popular smiley codes to use in facebook chat. Wink

facebook-smileys

Very few people know that you can use even bold fonts or underlined fonts in facebook chat. To use bold fonts type your message between two asterisks.

e.g. *message* Vampire Bat

To type underlined messages type your message between two underscores.

e.g. _message_ DevilRolling on the floor

Hope this will add some more fun to your daily facebook chat, now you can make more different faces while chatting

DevilRolling on the floorNerdCall meAt wits endWaveClownSillyApplauseNailbiting

Sunday, September 26, 2010

BOM SABADO SCRAP IN ORKUT

If you have logged in Orkut today, You may have came across Bom Sabado! which means Good Saturday in Portuguese. It is a malicious code or Cookie stealing virus spreading on orkut which floods your Friend’s scrapbook with scraps saying Bom Sabado! This is a major XSS (cross-site scripting) attack which was observed back in February also.

Orkut Officials haven’t given any details but various sources on web confirmed that its a worm that injects a hidden iframe containing a malicious javascript .js [do not click this], which steals the user cookie which contains the password in an encoded form.We cannot confirm whether Bom Sabado is a virus or not but whomsoever is infected should clear cookies and change password immediately from here.

Bom Sabado Orkut Worm

How to access Orkut and stop Bom Sabado?

The attacker do not get to know your plain text password but can login using your credentials by impersonating using the cookie to fool the identification system. So a trivial solution is to disable javascript, another solution is to disable iframes or u can take an advanced measure by blocking the domain by editing your hosts file and redirecting it to a safe address, say 127.0.0.1

Open your Host file with notepad
Windows 95/98/Me c:\windows\hosts
Windows NT/2000/XP Pro c:\winnt\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
Windows XP Home c:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
and for Windows 7 – C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
Add this code at the end -
127.0.0.1 tptools.org
127.0.0.1 www.tptools.org

Still, I would recommend not to use Orkut till the issue is fixed.

How to access Orkut inspite of Bom Sabado and stop Scrap Flooding is an article on: Blogsolute

Saturday, September 25, 2010

COOL MOVIE TAGLINES

How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways.
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Forget what’s legal...do what’s right!
10 to Midnight (1983)

Life is in their hands. Death is on their minds.
12 Angry Men (1957)

The ultimate trip.
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

Handcuffed to the girl who double-crossed him.
39 Steps, The (1935)

Thank God it’s only a motion picture.
Airplane! (1980)

In space no one can hear you scream.
Alien (1979)

The bitch is back.
Alien3 (1992)

Whoever wins...we lose.
Alien Vs. Predator (2004)

Look closer.
American Beauty (1999)

Families that slay together stay together.
American Gothic (1988)

There’s something about your first piece.
American Pie (1999)

Things are about to get a little hairy.
American Werewolf in Paris, An (1997)

The animal is out.
Wolf (1994)

Garbo talks!
Anna Christie (1930)

The horror...the horror.
Apocalypse Now (1979)

Houston, we have a problem.
Apollo 13 (1995)

Eight legs, two fangs, and an attitude.
Arachnophobia (1990)

Earth. It was fun while it lasted.
Armageddon (1998)

Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
Army of Darkness (1992)

A comedy from the heart that goes for the throat.
As Good As It Gets (1997)

Disco sucks.
Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

Whatcha gonna do?
Bad Boys (1995)

And you thought Earth girls were easy.
Bad Girls from Mars (1991)

In 1959 a lot of people were killing time. Kit and Holly were killing people.
Badlands (1973)

Don’t call me babe!
Barb Wire (1996)

They will suck you dry.
Bats (1999)

A hard cop and a soft dame.
Big Heat, The (1953)

Her life was in their hands. Now her toe is in the mail.
Big Lebowski, The (1998)

If this movie doesn’t make your skin crawl, it’s on too tight!
Black Christmas (1974)

...and remember, the next scream you hear may be your own!
Birds, The (1963)

Man has made his match...now it’s his problem.
Blade Runner (1982)

Scream now, while you can still breathe.
Blob, The (1988)

He’s a cop who’s not.
Blue Streak (1999)

They’ll never get caught. They’re on a mission from God.
Blues Brothers, The (1980)

They’re young...they’re in love...and they kill people.
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

Everyone has one special thing.
Boogie Nights (1997)

One nation under the gun.
Bowling for Columbine (2002)

Every man dies, not every man really lives.
Braveheart (1995)

Chucky gets lucky.
Bride of Chucky (1998)

The monster demands a mate.
Bride of Frankenstein, The (1935)

Love is a force of nature.
Brokeback Mountain (2005)

War is hell, but peace is f%$#ing boring.
Buffalo Soldiers (2001)

An epic of miniature proportions.
Bug’s Life, A (1998)

He’s a man of peace in a savage land...Suburbia.
‘Burbs, The (1989)

Not that it matters, but most of it is true.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)

The snobs against the slobs!
Caddyshack (1980)

These women are serious about their taste in men.
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)

If you’ve got a taste for terror, take Carrie to the prom.
Carrie (1976)

They had a date with fate in Casablanca!
Casablanca (1942)

Get an Afterlife.
Casper (1995)

The true story of a real fake.
Catch Me If You Can (2002)

It’s not who you love. It’s how.
Chasing Amy (1997)

This ain’t no chick flick.
Chicken Run (2000)

Sometimes it’s too late to tell the truth.
China Syndrome (1979)

Yule crack up.
Christmas Vacation (1989)

We are not alone.
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977)

Check your soul at the door.
Club Vampire (1998)

Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Is there a problem here?
Clueless (1995)

They took everything he had...except his rage.
Collateral Damage (2002)

One dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty below zero.
Cool Runnings (1993)

Exorcise your rites.
Craft, The (1996)

Live your life at the point of impact.
Crash (2004)

Good girls want him bad. Bad girls want him worse.
Cry-Baby (1990)

See it with a bud.
Dazed and Confused (1993)

How many times can you die for love?
Dead Again (1991)

Laugh...or I’ll blow your lips off!
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid (1982)

You scream. You die.
Dead Silence (2007)

Bigger. Smarter. Faster. Meaner.
Deep Blue Sea (1999)

This is the weekend they didn’t play golf.
Deliverance (1972)

He charges $10 but he’s willing to negotiate.
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)

Suddenly, life was more than French fries, gravy, and girls.
Diner (1982)

You don’t assign him to murder cases. You just turn him loose.
Dirty Harry (1971)

Nice guys finish last. Meet the winners.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988)

There is a reason why you are so messed up.
Dodgeball (1995)

Grab life by the ball.
Dodgeball: a True Underdog Story (2004)

It can be Hell getting into Heaven.
Dogma (1999)

Dishes. Relationships. Wind. This guy breaks everything.
Drop Dead Fred (1991)

After a night they can’t remember comes a day they’ll never forget.
Dude, Where’s My Car? (2000)

What the one doesn’t have, the other is missing.
Dumb and Dumber (1994)

A man went looking for America and couldn’t find it.
Easy Rider (1969)

Movies were his passion. Women were his inspiration. Angora sweaters were his weakness.
Ed Wood (1994)

His story will touch you, even though he can’t.
Edward Scissorhands (1990)

Now Freddy’s a daddy, he’s killing for two.
Nightmare on Elm Street, A: The Dream Child (1989)

Success didn’t go to his head, it went to his neighbor.
Envy (2004)

He will erase your past to protect your future.
Eraser (1996)

She brought a small town to its feet and a huge corporation to its knees.
Erin Brockovich (2000)

No actual Europeans were harmed in the making of this film.
EuroTrip (2004)

Take me to your teacher.
Faculty, The (1998)

Controversy...what controversy?
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

There’s no body in the family plot.
Family Plot (1976)

A lot can happen in the middle of nowhere.
Fargo (1996)

Fast cars. Fast girls. Fast carrots. Fast carrots?
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Together forever. Or else.
Fear (1996)

Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)

Leisure rules.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Mischief. Mayhem. Soap.
Fight Club (1999)

Death doesn’t take no for an answer.
Final Destination (2000)

There are 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean. They’re looking for one.
Finding Nemo (2003)

Don’t get mad. Get everything.
First Wives Club, The (1996)

A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge, and seafood.
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)

Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Fly, The (1986)

Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you’re gonna get.
Forrest Gump (1994)

The night...has an appetite.
Forsaken, The (2001)

Five good reasons to stay single.
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

Wanna date?
Frankenhooker (1990)

A monster science created but could not destroy.
Frankenstein (1931)

You’ll wish it were only a nightmare.
Friday the 13th (1980)

Vietnam can kill me, but it can’t make me care.
Full Metal Jacket (1987)

This ain’t Hoosiers.
Game Day (1999)

There is no gene for the human spirit.
Gattaca (1997)

The mob is tough, but it’s nothing like show business.
Get Shorty (1995)

Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters (1984)

Death holds the mortgage, and if you try to move in...there’ll be Hell to pay!
Ghosthouse (a.k.a. La Casa 3) (1988)

A girl wilder than a peach orchard hog.
Girl from Tobacco Row, The (1966)

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.
Girl, Interrupted (1999)

What we do in life echoes in eternity.
Gladiator (2000)

I changed my sex!
Glen or Glenda? (1953)

Lie. Cheat. Steal. All in a day’s work.
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)

A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend.
Go (1999)

Size does matter.
Godzilla (1998)

Ice cold. Hot wired.
Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000)

For three men the Civil War wasn’t hell. It was practice.
Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The (1966)

Every father’s daughter is a virgin.
Goodbye, Columbus (1969)

This is Benjamin. He’s a little worried about his future.
Graduate, The (1967)

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Greedy (1994)

The story of two people who got married, met, and then fell in love.
Green Card (1990)

Even a hit man deserves a second shot.
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

He’s having the day of his life...over and over again.
Groundhog Day (1993)

It never forgives. It never forgets.
Grudge, The (2004)

His genius undeniable. His evil, unspeakable.
Hannibal (2001)

Some houses are born bad.
Haunting, The (1999)

The story of a man who was too proud to run.
High Noon (1952)

Think you’re alone? Think again.
Hollow Man (2000)

Just deux it.
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)

Ding dong. You’re dead.
House (1986)

You’ve never been scared until you’ve been scared in 3-D.
House of Wax (1953)

Evil loves to party.
House on Haunted Hill (1999)

The man with the barbed-wire soul.
Hud (1963)

Crushed lips don’t talk.
I Confess (1953)

Someone is dying for a second chance.
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)

Earth. Take a good look. It might be your last.
Independence Day (1996)

The greatest hero ever assembled.
Inspector Gadget (1999)

It’s harvest time!
Jack-O (1995)

Welcome to the suck.
Jarhead (2005)

Evil has an upgrade.
Jason X (2001)

Don’t go in the water.
Jaws (1975)

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
Jaws 2 (1978)

This time, it’s personal.
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

What’s eating you?
Jeepers Creepers (2001)

The story that won’t go away.
JFK (1991)

He knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing.
Johnny English (2003)

Nothing is inconceivable.
Junior (1994)

An adventure 65 million years in the making.
Jurassic Park (1993)

For truth. For justice. For five bucks a day.
Jury Duty (1995)

What’s a little sex between friends?
Kate’s Addiction (1999)

Nobody ever grows up quite like they imagined.
Kid, The (2000)

Shove this up your mind.
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996)

In space, no one can eat ice cream.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

There is no substitute.
Knock Off (1998)

When you deal a fast shuffle, love is in the cards.
Lady Eve, The (1941)

Part mystery. Part thriller. Parts missing.
Lake Placid (1999)

To avoid fainting keep repeating: it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie.
Last House on the Left, The (1972)

God made him simple. Science made him a god.
Lawnmower Man, The (1992)

Trust me.
Liar, Liar (1997)

A disgrace to criminals everywhere.
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

How did they ever make a movie of Lolita?
Lolita (1962)

One ring to rule them all.
Lord of the Rings, The: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.
Lost Boys, The (1987)

The movie with something to offend everyone.
Loved One, The (1965)

The bad news is you have houseguests. There is no good news.
Madhouse (1990)

The guy with the dynamite heart meets the girl with the firecracker eyes.
Magic Town (1947)

Things fall down. People look up. And when it rains, it pours.
Magnolia (1999)

A glove story.
The Main Event (1979)

Hello, my name is Andy and this is my movie.
Man on the Moon (1999)

It’s the Godfather on laughing gas.
Married to the Mob (1988)

Nice planet. We’ll take it!
Mars Attacks! (1996)

M*A*S*H gives a D*A*M*N
M*A*S*H (1970)

From zero to hero.
Mask, The (1994)

Reality is a thing of the past.
Matrix, The (1999)

From gentle to mental.
Me, Myself, and Irene (2000)

Some memories are best forgotten.
Memento (2000)

Expect the impossible.
Mission: Impossible (1996)

The biggest mother of them all.
Mommie Dearest (1981)

On this highway, the roadkill is human.
Monster Man (2003)

This relationship is going to be a real mother.
Monster-in-Law (2005)

You won’t believe your eye.
Monsters, Inc. (2001)

It takes all kinds of critters to make farmer Vincent’s fritters.
Motel Hell (1980)

Disaster has a passport.
Mr. Bean’s Holiday (2007)

A thousand hours of Hell for one moment of love.
Mutiny on the Bounty (1935)

A comedy of trial and error.
My Cousin Vinny (1992)

From the book that couldn’t be written comes the motion picture that couldn’t be made!
Myra Breckenridge (1970)

You won’t know unless you go.
Mystery Date (1991)

From the brother of the director of Ghost.
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

He’s out to prove he’s got nothing to prove.
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

One city, three stories tall.
New York Stories (1989)

How many eyes does horror have?
Night of the Lepus (1972)

The night the unsinkable sank.
Night to Remember, A (1958)

Garbo laughs!
Ninotchka (1939)

They served you Breakfast. They gave you Pie. Now we’re gonna stuff your face.
Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

They have a plan...but not a clue.
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

Are you in or out?
Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

Twelve is the new eleven.
Ocean’s Twelve (2004)

Everything is in its proper place...except the past.
Ordinary People (1980)

It was supposed to be the safest room in the house.
Panic Room (2002)

Laughter is contagious.
Patch Adams (1998)

If this one doesn’t scare you, you’re already dead.
Phantasm (1979)

Evil comes with strings attached.
Pinocchio’s Revenge (1996)

I’m in trouble, George...bad trouble.
Place in the Sun, A (1951)

The first casualty of war is innocence.
Platoon (1986)

Nothing is as simple as black and white.
Pleasantville (1998)

They’re here.
Poltergeist (1982)

They’re back.
Poltergeist II (1986)

Buy a bag, go home in a box.
Popcorn (1991)

Having a wonderful time, wish I were here.
Postcards from the Edge (1990)

Pure energy has a name.
Powder (1995)

Sooner or later, a man who wears two faces forgets which one is real.
Primal Fear (1996)

What went down on the way to the top.
Primary Colors (1998)

Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Al Capone. They were all seven once.
Problem Child (1990)

The classic story about a boy and his mother.
Psycho (1998)

You won’t know the facts until you’ve seen the fiction.
Pulp Fiction (1994)

Up Madison Avenue.
Putney Swope (1969)

Think you’re quick enough?
Quick and the Dead, The (1995)

Meet the Marquis de Sade. The pleasure’s all his.
Quills (2000)

Fifty million people watched but no one saw a thing.
Quiz Show (1994)

They’re tobacco chewin’, gut chompin’, cannibal kinfolk from Hell!
Redneck Zombies (1987)

Throw the ball. Catch the girl. Keep it simple.
Replacements, The (2000)

It’s 4 a.m. Đ do you know where your car is?
Repo Man (1984)

The vacation is over.
River Wild, The (1994)

His whole life was a million-to-one shot.
Rocky (1976)

Pray for Rosemary’s baby.
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

Family isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)

This Christmas, the snow hits the fan.
Santa Clause, The (1994)

Catch it.
Saturday Night Fever (1977)

The mission is a man.
Saving Private Ryan (1998)

He loved the American dream. With a vengeance.
Scarface (1983)

No mercy. No shame. No sequel.
Scary Movie (2000)

More sex! More screams! Less taste!
Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Great trilogies come in threes.
Scary Movie 3 (2003)

The funniest thing you every sawed.
Scary Movie 4 (2006)

The list is life.
Schindler’s List (1993)

Just because you’re accepted doesn’t mean you belong.
School Ties (1992)

Someone has taken their love of scary movies one step too far.
Scream (1996)

Someone has taken their love of sequels one step too far.
Scream 2 (1997)

Every journey begins with a single move.
Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993)

Fear is a place.
Session 9 (2001)

Dying is a lousy way to make a living.
Settlement, The (1999)

I want a man...not a human punching bag!
Set-up, The (1949)

Seven deadly sins. Seven ways to die.
Se7en (1995)

Shaft’s his name. Shaft’s his game.
Shaft (1971)

Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere.
Shakes the Clown (1991)

Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
Shining, The (1980)

This might hurt a little.
Sicko (2007)

Love kills.
Sid and Nancy (1986)

It’s not like they didn’t warn us.
Signs (2002)

After this week in paradise, they’re going to need a vacation.
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)

Not every gift is a blessing.
Sixth Sense, The (1999)

Buddy has an axe to grind. A big axe.
Slaughterhouse (1987)

You like to watch, don’t you?
Sliver (1993)

Believe everything except your eyes.
Snake Eyes (1998)

Uh oh.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut (1999)

Get a grip on yourself.
Spanking the Monkey (1994)

Men cannot resist her. Mankind may not survive her.
Species (1995)

Get ready for rush hour.
Speed (1994)

Eternity is closer than you think.
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)

At the end of the universe lies the beginning of vengeance.
Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (1982)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
Star Wars (1977)

Good cops. Bad hair.
Starsky & Hutch (2004)

I want my sexual awakening and I want it now.
Stiff Upper Lips (1998)

All it takes is a little Confidence.
Sting, The (1973)

You know you want it.
Strange Days (1995)

As American as apple pie and twice as smart.
Stupids, The (1996)

It would’ve been a great day to call in sick.
Suicide Blonde (1999)

He’s got a plan to stick it to the Man!
Super Fly (1972)

You’ll believe a man can fly!
Superman (1978)

He’s been humiliated, kicked, and spat on...and it’s only 10:00 a.m.
Swimming with Sharks (1994)

Cocktails first. Questions later.
Swingers (1996)

On every street in every city, there’s a nobody who dreams of being a somebody.
Taxi Driver (1976)

Once you stop screaming, then you’ll start talking about it.
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)

Love is in the hair.
There’s Something About Mary (1998)

Man is the warmest place to hide.
Thing, The (1982)

They transplanted a white bigot’s head on a soul brother’s body.
Thing with Two Heads, The (1972)

You can go there even though it doesn’t exist.
Thirteenth Floor, The (1999)

Does for rock and roll what “The Sound of Music” did for hills.
This is Spinal Tap (1984)

Collide with destiny.
Titanic (1997)

If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
Tommy Boy (1995)

Movie? What movie?
Top Secret (1984)

Melvin was a 90 lb. weakling until nuclear waste transformed him into a...
Toxic Avenger, The (1985)

They’re not just getting rich. They’re getting even.
Trading Places (1983)

Lust in space.
Transformations (1988)

The nearer they get to their treasure, the farther they get from the law.
Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)

When he said I do, he didn’t say what he did.
True Lies (1994)

Stealing, cheating, killing...who said romance was dead?
True Romance (1993)

On the air. Unaware.
Truman Show, The (1998)

Murder is a dying art.
Trust Me (1989)

The future is history.
Twelve Monkeys (1995)

Five criminals. One line up. No coincidences.
Usual Suspects, The (1995)

The one name they all fear.
Van Helsing (2004)

The coast is toast.
Volcano (1997)

Friends are the people who let you be yourself...and never let you forget it.
Waiting to Exhale (1995)

Every dream has a price.
Wall Street (1987)

You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.
Wayne’s World (1992)

Bernie may be dead, but he’s still the life of the party!
Weekend at Bernie’s (1989)

Can two friends sleep together and still love each other in the morning?
When Harry Met Sally (1989)

A story about love at second sight.
While You Were Sleeping (1995)

Which witch is which?
Wicked Stepmother (1989)

For John Belushi, every night was Saturday night.
Wired (1989)

Trust a few. Fear the rest.
X-Men (2000)

3% body fat. 1% brain activity.
Zoolander (2001)

Monday, September 20, 2010

how to go offline in face book

how to go offline in facebook frnd list

Facebook, one of the biggest social network which has connected millions worldwide does offer other means of communication such as the Facebook Chat. Instant messages can be sent and received just like your messenger without the need of downloading any particular program.

Whenever you login to Facebook, the Facebook Chat automatically signs you in to its messenger. There are times when a user might not want to appear online in front of a particular user or a batch. Most of you might not be aware of this option as Facebook doesn’t offer this part openly. To appear invincible or appear offline on Facebook chat, just follow the following tutorial.

You might be aware of how to create lists in the Facebook Chat. If not, we might want to start from the scratch. At the lower right hand corner, you would be able to spot the Facebook Chat. Upon clicking, the messenger pops up revealing a list of your friends who are online.

On top of the messenger, you would be able to see the friends list tab. This is the functionality which will help you appear invincible or offline. To start off, click the friends list tab:

 

Upon clicking the tab, a dialog will appear asking you to create a new list. For this, I have used ‘Appear Offline To’, in order to indicate which of my users won’t be able to see me. You can use any name and hit enter, which will create a new list in your chat interface.

 

The list would appear empty and waiting to induct a couple of your friends. Facebook would indicate a message asking you to drag users in the area to add. Just drag and drop, start adding a few which would do the magic.

 

Just a small message to all Facebook users who are looking to create the list for this purpose. The list would remain as the last time you left it. For example, if you have added ‘John’ to the list, the next time you login to Facebook, John would appear on the same list.

And now comes the ‘Appear Offline’ function. Right next to your list name, a toggle button would appear. Click it and it would make you invincible in front of the users you have added to the list.

 

You’re finished. Happy Facebooking…

Friday, September 17, 2010

how to get orkut post on your mobile free

Recently Orkut launched scraps on mobile feature. But unfortunately people are getting charged by mobile service providers for those messages. So, here I’m going to tell you the trick to receive Orkut scraps on your mobile as SMS absolutely free. Each time someone sends you a scrap, you will get a SMS alert with first 150 characters of that scrap on your mobile. This service is absolutely FREE for people living in India. We will perform this trick by using Orkutfeeds and Google SMS Channel. Let’s know how to do this.
How To Get Orkut Scraps as SMS for Free :


This orkut trick can be done by converting all your scraps into a feed. Now associate that feed with a Google SMS channel. When someone makes a scraps in your scrapbook, your scrapbook feed will receive and store that scrap. Google SMS channel checks scrapbook feed periodically and will send you the scrap by SMS once it find a new scrap in your feed.
Follow the below steps :


1. Get your Orkut profile link. You can get your Orkut profile link by clicking on your own display picture and copying the code from the address bar. (Typically an Orkut profile link looks like this : http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Profile.aspx ?rl=mp&uid=995950247969049008)

2. Go to Orkutfeeds.com, paste your Orkut profile link in the given box and click on the Subscribe button.

3. Now it will give you a URL like this : http://www.orkutfeeds.com /feed.php?uid= 18178041578960043718

4. Copy that code and paste in a notepad. Add #both at the end of that URL. Your final URL should look like http://www.orkutfeeds.com/ feed.php?uid= 18178041578960043718 #both

5. Now navigate to Google SMS Channel and login with your Google/Gmail ID and Password.

6. Look at the right sidebar, you can find a Try now button under Create your own channel option. Click on Try now.

7. It will take you to the channel settings page. Fill up all the details there and click on Create Channel button.

 

8. You are done.
Now you will receive Orkut scraps by SMS absolutely free.
Special Instructions :
1. If your scrapbook is locked (viewable by friends only), you MUST add Orkutfeeds Bot as your friend on Orkut. Add Orkutfeeds bot.
2. It might take up to 4-6 hours to get new scrap notification SMS on mobile. This fully depends on Google server load.

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Monday, September 6, 2010

How to use bold/Underlined fonts in Facebook Chat

Very few people know that you can use even bold fonts or underlined fonts in facebook chat. To use bold fonts type your message between two asterisks.

e.g. *message*

To type underlined messages type your message between two underscores.

e.g. _message_

Hope this will add some more fun to your daily facebook chat, now you can make more different faces while chatting

Enjoy!!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

FUNNY FACEBOOK AND ORKUT TAGLINES JULY 2010

    * "From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere." -- Dr. Seuss
    * "The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days." -- New Testament
      Translation: Laugh and you'll live longer...
    * There are two ways to live: one is as if nothing is a miracle; the other as if everything is. -- Albert Einstein
    * "In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from." -- Frank Zappa, from The Real Frank Zappa Book
    * "Claudia, you're the only woman who's accepted me for the man I can't help being..." -- Paul, on Spin City, proposing to Claudia
    * "For a change, lady luck seemed to be smiling on me. Then again, maybe the fickle wench was just lulling me into a false sense of security while she reached for a rock." -- The Icarus Hunt, by Timothy Zahn
    * "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." -- Drew Carey
    * "He (the husband) was trying to help... (with the kids), but... well, you know..." -- Christina Krol
    * "You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty." -- Henrik Ibsen
    * "For those of you who like to lie awake nights and worry about things ponder this: the United States Navy will be building an aircraft carrier that will run its communications systems, aircraft launch, and weapons systems using Microsoft Windows-based operating systems." -- TNPCN
    * "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, play solitaire, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -- Robert Heinlein (slightly edited)
    * "I know that if I just beat my head against the wall long enough, an idea will infallibly result, but there is always the nameless terror that maybe this time the Muse is not merely hitchhiking through Georgia but has been kidnapped, murdered and tumbled into a ditch. Or maybe she's mad at me." -- David Lance Goines, from Goines Posters
    * Theory vs practice: "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is." -- Yogi Berra
    * "It's important that people should know what you stand for. It's equally important that they know what you won't stand for." -- Mary H. Waldrip
    * I can only conclude that I'm paying off karma at a vastly accelerated rate. -- Lt. Cmdr. Susan Ivanova ("Points of Departure", Babylon 5)
    * In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said: "Let there be light!" And there was still nothing, but you could see it. -- Unknown
    * From a distance, it is impossible to tell if an administrator associated with your project is sitting on his hands or covering his butt. -- Unknown
    * Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken
    * The scientist does not study nature because it is useful; he studies it because he delights in it, and he delights in it because it is beautiful. If nature were not beautiful, it would not be worth knowing, and if nature were not worth knowing, life would not be worth living. -- Jules Henri Poincaré
    * The issue is not whether you are paranoid. Look around you Lenny. The issue is whether you are paranoid enough. -- Strange Days
    * Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
      (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound).
    * A life with neither misery nor pleasure is an empty, neutral existance... to actively seek nothingness is worse than defeat... how can you admire a human who consciously embraces the bland, the mediocre, and the safe rather than risk the suffering that disappointments can bring? -- Tom Robbins
    * Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp. -- Bob Ettinger
    * God is like, so cool. Think of the coolest person in your life. He made that person. And he's cooler than that. -- Justine Bateman
    * The White House has always attracted the mentally ill.
      -- Vincent Charles, Secret Service Agent
      (explaining why security was heightened around the White House)
    * I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. -- Lily Tomlin
    * "The purpose of the experiment was to identify those who objected to it taking place" -- Vladimir Nabakov, the novelist
    * "Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." --Groucho Marx
    * "I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips
    * Nitwit ideas are for emergencies. You use them when you've got nothing else to try. If they work, they go in the Book. Otherwise you follow the Book, which is largely a collection of nitwit ideas that worked. -- Larry Niven, "The Mote in God's Eye"
    * "At the heart of science is an essential tension between two seemingly contradictory attitudes - an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new. This is how deep truths are winnowed from deep nonsense. Of course, scientists make mistakes in trying to understand the world, but there is a built-in error-correcting mechanism: The collective enterprise of creative thinking and skeptical thinking together keeps the field on track." -- Carl Sagan
    * "In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion." -- Carl Sagan, 1987 CSICOP keynote address
    * "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." -- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson
    * "If I had not been a monk, I would have become an engineer." -- The Dalai Lama
    * "If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity." -- Bill Vaughan
    * "Never interrupt someone doing something you said couldn't be done." -- Amelia Earhart
    * I blinked at her. "Uh, I find I'm astonished again. How is this place run? Is it an anarchy?" Hazel shrugged. Justin Foote looked thoughtful. "No I wouldn't say so. It is not that well organized." -- Robert A. Heinlein: The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
    * Mowery's Observation: "It's hard to make things foolproof because fools are so darn ingenious." -- Dave Mowery
    * A foolish man speaks before he thinks, a wise man thinks before he speaks, but a godly man lets his life speak for him. -- author unknown
    * "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." -- Forrest Gump 
The Wisdom and Weirdness of Douglas Adams
    * "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." -- Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
    * "Don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you with my breakfast cereal every morning." - Zaphod BeebleBrox
    * "Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now." -- Douglas Adams
    * For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. -- Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" 
Various Tag Lines
    * No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
    * API (Poland): A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening."
    * Just because something's toxic doesn't mean it's not tasty.
    * There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who need closure. -- Mark Schmidt
    * Warning: Belief in strange ideas does not guarantee that strange ideas will believe in you.
    * 'Have you tried re-installing?' is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corp.
    * If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
    * I'll never forget what grandpa said right before he passed away: "Aaaaah! No! NO! Aaaaaiiiee! Get it offa me! Get it off!! Aieeeergh!"
    * I'll never forget what grandpa said right before he passed away: "Let's see here... Red on yellow... OK, this one's a King snake, see?"
    * I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming and yelling in terror like his passengers.
    * Intuition (n): an uncanny sixth sense which tells people that they are right, whether they are or not.
    * It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
    * Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that people aren't out to get you.
    * Just because you're you doesn't mean I'm not.
    * Motto of the Bomb Squad: If you see us running, you'd better catch up.
    * Politicians, like diapers, should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
    * Heisenberg may have been here.
    * Error - Keyboard not found.. Press Enter to Continue
    * Maturity is for those too young to know better
    * If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate
    * From the perspective of quantum theory, you don't look at light, it looks at you... probably.
    * PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Complicated Internet Acronyms
    * Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
    * Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
    * Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
    * Last night I blasted a blank tape at full volume. The mime next door went nuts.
    * Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
    * Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
    * There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
    * Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
    * Perl: the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption
    * ...so when the project started we all drew lots to see who would be made the scapegoat if it fails...
    * iMac: never trust a product which is hyped on the basis of its packaging...
    * Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be rebooted for the changes to take effect.
    * Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather restraints...
    * Ahh, arrogance and stupidity all in one package. How very efficient! -- Babylon 5
    * When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
    * All generalizations are false.
    * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
    * Baroque (adj.): When you are out of Monet.
    * Warning! Humor may be hazardous to your depression!
    * I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
    * Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children.
    * Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three: one to hold the giraffe, the other to fill the bathtub with the brightly-coloured machine tools.
    * How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
    * Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
    * Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
    * Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature
    * Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
    * Insanity is my only means of relaxation
    * Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness
    * What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
    * If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out
    * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
    * Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
    * Sign on Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, "AZ State Prison Ahead: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers"
    * life, n.: A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
    * When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
    * Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
    * Profanity: the universal programming language.
    * Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."
    * The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH'. -Weinberg, p.152
    * If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. -Dykstra
    * God is REAL, unless explicitly declared INTEGER.
    * Programming is an art form that fights back.
    * My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
    * The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
    * You're just jealous because the voices talk only to me.
    * Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    * It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
    * Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
    * Elvis is dead and I'm not feeling too good myself.
    * NyQuil -The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
    * Be yourself. No one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong.
    * Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
    * I'm not different, I'm statistically challenged
    * There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
    * Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
    * Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
    * The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
    * There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
    * Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
    * Never miss a good chance to shut up.
    * My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ... or something like that.
    * Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
    * I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
    * No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However a large number of electrons were temporarily inconvenienced.
    * Repeat after me, "we are all individuals..."
    * Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
    * Live your life so that when you die, the preacher won't have to tell lies at your funeral.
    * Life is short, make fun of it.
    * If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.
    * The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. If it's you against the world, bet on the world.
    * If there's one thing we learn from history, it's that we don't learn from history.
    * There is no mechanical or electronic problem so difficult that it can not be solved by brute force and ignorance.
    * You do not have to believe in miracles to depend upon them.
    * A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. But a true friend will be sitting in jail with you saying, "Man! that was fun!"
    * I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
    * He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
    * Welcome to the Brave New World. Hope everyone brought an antacid?