Wednesday, June 30, 2010

LOVE ORKUT TAGLINES

She says she doesn't care, but her eyes tell a different story.
~ Behind my smile is a hurting heart. Behind my laugh, I'm falling apart. Look closely at me and you will see, the girl I am...isn't me.
~ To tell you the truth, I've just been avoiding everything.
~Don't say you know me, when I don't even know myself.
~ I think I'm afraid of being happy because everytime I'm happy, something bad always happens.
~ Just once I want someone to look at me right away and think I was beautiful. Not after they get to know me, or after they see inside my soul, just me. I want to walk in a room and light up, not blend.
~ I know God wouldn't give me anything I can't handle, I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
~ A golden heart stopped beating, working hands went to rest. He broke many hearts to prove to us, he only takes the best.
~ When I do something great, no one ever seems to remember, but when I do something wrong, no one can ever seem to forget.
~There is only one rain cloud in the sky...and it's raining on me. Somehow I'm not surprised.
-Eeyore-
~ I wake up and think dreams are real. I sleep so I don't have to feel.
~ It's not that I wanna have it, it's just that I wanna deserve it.
~ I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years, or just not exist, or just not be aware that you do exist, or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That's why I'm trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning.
-The Perks of Being A Wildflower-
~ Walking down the hall with her head held high, every hair is in its place, sees a friend and she waves hi, wearing a smile on her perfect face. Friendly, smart, and beautiful, everyone adores this girl. Seemingly content, her head's in a whirl. Inside she's unhappy, and doesn't know why. She lays in her bed at night and cries. She doesn't know what causes the tears; how could this princess have insecurities or fears? She has it all. A pretty smile, many friends, a great guy, the newest trends, her family has money, she gets good grades, has her own car, and her makeup never fades. Always looking happy, every single day, but inside she's feeling a different way. This is wonder girl, she's everyone's dream, but things aren't always what they seem.
~ I don't deserve you...I never did.
~ Behind my smile is everything you'll never understand.
~ No matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do, somebody hates me. -Reel Big Fish-
~ Cause ******* up takes practice, and I feel I'm well rehearsed.
~ I didn't want to admit it. It was easier to lie. Hide the hurt and emptiness to smile instead of cry.
~ I've learned it takes years to build up trust, but only seconds to destroy it.
~ Life doesn't hurt until you think about how much things have changed, who you've lost along the way, and how much of it was your fault.
~ Why can't you just love me for who I am?
~ Have you ever felt so alone and nothing makes sense? Well that's how I feel right now...I feel like I'm facing everything myself, with nothing but tears and a fake smile...
~ I don't know if I'm getting better or just used to the pain.
~ Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day. You could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.
~ When I cry at night, the only thing I can think to myself is...how can I seem so---perfectly fine in the morning. Why do I smile like nothing is wrong? And how does not one single person notice that I'm not okay?
~ I don't know what I want in life. I don't know what I want right now. All I know is that I'm hurting so much inside that it's eating me, and one day, there won't be any more of me left. Everything that ever cause a tear to trickle down my cheeks, I run away and hide from it. But now, everything is unwinding and finding its way back towards me. And I don't know what to do. I just know that the pain I felt so long ago, it's hurting ten times more.
~ Teardrops slowly fall from my eyes as I look to the sky, and I question how come life keeps passing me right on by. I just wonder why I can't escape, is this my fate? To always be unhappy and how much longer must I wait...
~ Words hurt more than anything else can, because they last, sometimes forever.
~ It sucks to be alone, even when there are people all around you. -Scrubs-
~ I wanna go

COOL ORKUT TAGLINE

THOSE WHO HEARD THIS SONG (MOVIE AGNISAKSHI-MANISHA KOIRALA & JACKIE SHROFF)
“O PIA O PIA, PYAAR KYU ITNA KIYA..
O PIA O PIA, PYAAR MEINE ITNA KIYA
JO BHI MERE PASS THA
TUJKO DE DIYAAA.
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I HAVE CHANGED THE ENTIRE MEANING OF IT (HOPELESS ROMANTIC I AM)
O PIA O PIA, DARU KYU ITNA PIYA [:X]
O PIA O PIA, DARU KYU ITNA PIYA [:X]
JO BHI MERE PASS THA
TU NE SAB BECHH DIYAA
LOL, L-O-S-E-R :D HEHE, LOL
TUM SA KI PYAARA KOI MASSUM NAHI HAI (TUTUNTUTUN TUTUTU TUTUTUTUN) ANDAR SE KITNI JHUTI HO TUM DUNIYA KO MALUM NAHI HAI PSST: IT WAS A SONG FROM KHUDDAR FEATURING GOVINDA & KARISHMA
THOSE OF U WHO HEARD THIS SONG (IN HINDI) AMMA DEKH HA DEKH TERA MUNDA BIGDA JAAYE DEKH DEKH DEKH HA DEKH TERA MUNDA BIGDA JAAYE AMMA DEKH AMMA DEKH DEKH DEKH MUNDA BIGDA JAAYE NOW I HAVE CONVERTED IT TO ENGLISH AS MOTHER LOOK OH LOOK UR SON'S ONE BIG CROOK MOTHER LOOK OH LOOK UR SON'S ONE BIG CROOK MOTHER LOOK MOTHER LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOL HEHEE L-O-S-E-R
REMIXED O CAROL BOY: OH CAROL GIR: KYA HAI RE BOY: I AM BUT A FOOL GIRL: SO U REALISED IT BOY: DARLING I LUV U GIRL: ALL MEN LOVE ME.. AAGE BOL BOY: BUT U TREAT ME CRUEL GIR: TOH KYA AARTI UTARU BOY: U HURT ME & U MAKE ME CRY ;-( GIRL: EEW CHEEE, WHAT A SISSY GUY YAAR !! BOY: BUT IF U LEAVE ME GIRL: AE DHAMKI MAT DE BOY: I WILL SURELY DIE GIRL: YEH TOH SUICIDE CASE HAI :O LOL :D
TEQUILA TEQUILA, I NEVER REALLY KNEW IT WOULD TASTE LIKE THIS, LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE CUPPA PISS, BUT ITS FINE, UR ON CLOUD 9. BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH, TEQUILA TEQUILA
TUJHE DEKHA TOH YEH JAANA SANAM, UR FACE IS AS BAD AS UR BUM
WHEN UR DAD ASKED AT POINT OF A GUN
I LIED AND SAID BOTH ARE AWESOME
SAASS KI BADBOOO KE LIYE HOTTA HAI COLGATE
LEKIN ASS KI BADBOOO KE LIYE ??????
OK THE LUNCHTIME SONG (TAAL SE TAAL MILLA TYPES WITH MUSIC BEATS & ALL HA) **************************************** DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG DUDUDU DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG DOONG DUDUDU DOONG DOONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG "DAAL" SE CHAA-WAAL MILLAO HO DAAL SE CHAAWAL MILLAO HO
THE CD BURNING SONG CD JAL-AILE..... CD JAL-AILE..... NERO BURN SE PIYAA NERO SAB KA BAAP HAI DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG HEHEHEHE WHAT A L-O-S-E-R CAN I BE , LOL
TUJME RAB DIKHTA HAI, YAARA MEIN KYAA KAARU ? GIRL: TOH PHIR DERR KIS BAATKI CHALO MERI SERVA KARO, MERI AARTI UTARO :D LOL AND THEN HE NEVER EVER SANG THIS SONG :D L-O-S-E-R
IF THE DINOSAURS LIVED TILL DATE, THEY WOULD SING IN DINO-SA(U)R MERA DHOOP SE HAI PHATT RAHAA TUUU DIMAG MAT KHA TUUU UH UH CHUP BAITH ZARAA
JHADU HAI KACHARA HAI, BMC KAHAAN ? SAAF SAFAAI KARNE TUM AAOO YAHAAN, DEKHTE HAI, FOREIGN TOURISTS, KEHTE HAI, MUMBAI'S RUINED...I HOPE U GUYS REALLY CLEAR ALL OF IT
SORRY, I REMIXED IT, COZ I HATE PPL SPITTING !! JHADU HAI POTAH HAI, KACHARA WAHAAN :( :( USKO SAAF KARNE, BMC AAYE YAHAAN :) :) HO RAHE HAI, SAAF RAASTE :) :) KUTCH LOG, HAI AKKAL KE KACHCHE THOOKTE REHTE WOH YAHAAN WAHAAN !!!!!!!!!!!
TUM TOH THERE NRI, TUM TOH THERE NRI TAX SE BACH JAAOOGE AE AE AE AE TUM TOH THERE NRI TAX SE BACH JAAOOGE SUBAH PEHLI, SUBAH PEHLI SUBAH PEHLI FLIGHT SE TUM, INDIA SE BHAAG JAAOOGE AE AE AE LOL LOL L-O-S-E-R, LOL
SONG OF AN ASTHAMA PATIENT: "SASSON KI ZAROORAT HAI JAISE SASSON KI ZAROORAT HAI JAISE ZINDAGI KE LIYE......" L-O-S-E-R :D, LOL
IF A GIRL WAS IN LOVE WITH A OLD RICH DRUNKARD, SHE WOULD SING MERA DIL, USS DIL PE FIDA HAI ♥ MERA DIL, USS DIL PE FIDA HAI ♥ WOH EK BEVDA HAI, WOH EK BEVDA HAI" MERI JAAN USKE PAISO PE FIDA HAI<3MERI JAAN USKE PAISO PE FIDA HAI♥ WOH EK BUDDHA HAI, WOH EK BUDDHA HAI
REM THE OLD SONG FROM JEET- SUNNY DEOL AND KARISHMA KAPUR "TU DHARTI PE CHAHE JAHAAN BHI RAHEGI, TUJHE TERI KHUSBOO SE PEHCAAN LOONGA" BUT NOW MY SON, SUNNY, WE HAVE WHAT WE CALL THE GPS SYSTEM ON ALL PHONES :) SO U CAN SING THIS WAY "TU DHARTI PE CHAHE JAHAAN BHI RAHEGI PHONE KE GPS SE, TUJKO DHOOND LUNGA" L-O-L :D
TUM TOH THERE 1 CHARSI(2), BEVDA KAB LAAOGE AE AE TUM TOH THERE 1 CHARSI, BEVDA KAB LAAOGE ? (2) SUBAH PEHLI GAADI SE (2), RANGE HAAT PAKDE JAAOGE AE AE
CHHAT PAR KALLA KAWVA BAITHA, KAAYKAAY KARTA REHTA PAUSE, PAUSE, WAISE BHAISAAB, KAWWE KE AUR KITNE RANG HOTTE HAI ? AND KAWVA KAYKAY KE ALAWA KYA SA RE GA MA BHI KARTA HAI KYA, LOL
NA KOI JAAN, NA PEHCHAAN. PROFILE SEARCH ORKUT PE ASSAN PRIVACY KA NA KOI NAAM, NA NISHAAN SAB BHEJTE HAI ADD REQUEST ACCOUNT HO JAYEGA HACK NOW SIT & CRY AT THE BACK (INSPIRED 4B JAB KOI BAAT BIGUDD JAYYE)
INTERNET EXPLORER ANTHEM AAJA SHAAM HONNE I.E. MAUSAM NE KI ANGADI.E. TOH KIS BAATKI HAI LADA I..E, TU CHAL MEIN I.E
OK HOW DO YOU CUT ROADS, ------------>LOL BY LAUGHING YAAR COZ A SONG MENTIONED "HASTE HASTE, KAT JAYENGE RASTE"
TUM PASS AAYE, TURURU, BAHUT BASS AAYE (2). DUKAAN MEIN TUM DEO, KYU BHOOL AAYE. AB TOH MERA JEE, ISS BASS SE MACHALTA HAI, KYA KARU HAAI VOMIT ZORO SE HOTA HAI

ORKUT TAGLINES NEW

YOU HAVE DEFINATELY NO "IDEA" COZ U HAVE "VODAFONE" LOL LOL
L - O - S - E - R :D

AT TIMES U LOOK LIKE UR MOM, AT TIMES LIKE UR DAD
I HOPE UR PARENTS ARE NOT EACH SIBLINGS :D


YOU LOOK LIKE A SAINT….. A SAINT BERNARD


WHY DOES IT TAKE 10 STUPID MINUTES TO LOG IN TO A WEBSITE AND A FRACTION OF A SECOND WHEN IT COMES TO LOGGING OUT OF IT. LOL


HE BOY CAME WITH "THE PROPOSAL", WHICH SOON TURNED INTO "KAMBAKKHT ISHQ" AND THEY WENT FOR BOOZE AND DRANK ALL NIGHT AND HAD A "HANGOVER" THE NEXT MORNING DUE TO WHICH THEY SKIPPED THEIR "MORNING WALK" BUT THEN THEY DECIDED TO GO FOR A WALK USING THE "SHORT KUT" ROUTE :D MUUUUUUUUUUAH, MAA KASAM, I AM THE BEST, ♥ , THIS IS NOT A LOSER TYPE OK :D, YIPPEE


OK U CAN SHOUT AT ME, AM LISTENING (TO MUSIC) LOL :) L - O - S - E - R
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF AN APPLE AND AN EYE GET MARRIED
ANS: WE CALL THEIR BABY THE BRAND NEW "APPLE I-PHONE", LOL, L-O-S-E-R :D
SOME PPL ARE REALLY DUMB ****************** I WAS MASSAGING MY HAND(COZ IT BANGED IN2 THE DOOR BY MISTAKE) AND SOMEONE ASKED ME "HEY, ARE U HURT ?"******************* I SO WANTED TO REPLY "NO, MY LOVE, NO, ITS JUST THAT MY PRINCE CHARMING KISSED ME THERE AND SO AM MASSAGING IT !!! ********************
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SUCH PPL BIG TIME L-O-S-E-R('S) :D
QUESTION: WHAT DOES HIMESH RESHAMIYA SUFFER FROM ? **** ANSWER : STAMMERING ************************** PROOF==== "AA AA" AASHIQI TERI-TERI "CHA CHA" CHAGAYEE CHAGAYEE L-O-S-E-R :D
I’M SO RICH THAT I CAN AFFORD TO BUY ENTIRE "PARIS" !!!............................. OH SORRY.................OH SORRY................... OH SORRY........................ I MEANT TO SAY "PLASTER OF PARIS" L-O-L, LOSER :D HEHEE
QUESTION: HOW WILL SHINEY AHUJA ADDRESS HIS WIFE IN MARATHI ? TUZZZZ MAJHI BAI-KO AAHEY, TUZZZ :D LOL, L-O-S-E-R :D
WHICH IS SHINEY AHUJA’S FAVORITE SPOT
BUM-BAI (BAMBAI/MUMBAI)
WE BOTH GOT OUR DRIVING LICENSE'S.... SHE GOT HER LICENSE TO DRIVE ON ROADS
WHEREAS I GOT THE LICENSE TO DRIVE PEOPLE COMPLETELY MAD........................... L-O-S-E-R :D
HOW WILL SHINEY AHUJA SAY TATA
SIMPLE YAAR
BAI- BAI, L-O-S-E-R :D, LOL
WHAT IS SHINEY AHUJA’S FAVORITE VEHICLE
BAI- CYCLE, LOL L-O-S-E-R :D
WHAT IS SHINEY AHUJA’S FAVORITE SUBJECT
BAI-O-LOGY
SAYS JINKE GHAR SHEESHEIN SE BANNE HOTE HAI....... .............
UN GHARO MEIN AMBUJA CEMENT NAHI LAGTI.
LOL LOL WHAT A LOSER LOL
SAYS UR NOTICED ONLY WHEN UR NOT AROUND, SO BETTER GET LOST
LOL, L-O-S-E-R
IF YOU CANT READ THIS, UR ILLITERATE :D L-O-S-E-R
IF BARKING DOGS SELDOM BITE THEN WHY DONT U PLS GO AND PUT UR HANDS IN2 THAT DOGS MOUTH. AM SURE HE WILL ONLY BARK. LOL
LOVER TO HIS BABE: CANT U SEE I LOVE U AND HAVE DONE SO MUCH 4 U DEAR. GIRL : NO I CANT COZ THEY SAY LOVE IS BLIND. LOL LOSER. HEHE. LOL
WE BOTH GOT OUR LICENSE’S, SHE GOT HER LICENSE TO DRIVE ON THE ROAD AND I GOT THE LICENSE TO DRIVE THE REST OF U CRAZY :D
LOL, L-O-S-E-R
NAME THE PHONE WHICH KEEPS A TAB ON UR EYE------ THE I- PHONE, LOL- LOSER
YOR WAWA IS SO SCARY THAT EVEN THE SCARECROWS HAVE RUN AWAY :( HAHA
YOUR TRULY UNIQUE & THE BEST (LIKE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE... HAHA THATS RUDE I KNOW)
IF MASTER CAN BE MISTRESS, ACTOR CAN BE ACTRESS
WHY CANT DOG ME DOGGESS & GOAT BE GOATESS
I DISAGREE THAT WE GET MANGOES FROM THE TREES THE FACT IS THAT WE GET THEM FROM THE ASS COZ ITS ASS-AM (ASSAM) HEHEHHE, L-O-S-E-R :D
DISAGREES WHEN PPL SAY......................................... THERE'S LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL KNOW WHY COZ WHEN LOOK THROGH UR/SOMEONE ELSE NOSTRILS ITS TOTAL DARKNESS HEHEHE, L-O-S-E-R :D
QUESTION: HOW TO BUY 24 CARAT GOLD :( :( IN THIS MEHENGAI KA ZAMANA SO SIMPLE YAAR: GET A CAT & A RAT MARRIED 24 TIMES :D & CALL THEIR KID
C-A-R-A-T, L-O-S-E-R, LOL
WINKS & SAYS THAT ONE OF THE ADVANTAGE'S OF BEING A PARSI IS THAT EVENTHOUGH UR BORN ONCE IN A LIFETIME :D YOU GET TO CELEBRATE TWO BIRTHDAYS IN A YEAR
ALL OF US @ OFFICE GOT AN EMAIL 4M PEOPLE COMMUNICATION & WERE ASKED 2 MENTION 1 GOOD THING & 1 BAD THING ABOUT THE OFFICE CANTEEN. I SO WISH I COULD REPLY LOVE THE CANTEEN CHAIRS AND HATE THE CANTEEN FOOD. LOL L-O-S-E-R. HEHE
CAN GIVE A FEW EXAMPLES OF FIGURES OF SPEECH & RELATE THEM TO THE BOLLYWOOD INDUSTRY 1. SIMILE-----------> AMITABH & ABHISHEK BACHCHAN (ARE SIMILAR) 2. ALLITERATION -------> HIMESH RESHAMIIYA (BEING REPETITIVE) 3. ANTITHESIS -------> SRK AND SALLU (OPP IDEAS AT SOME PARTY)
NAME ONE INDIAN POLITICIAN, WHOSE HORNS ARE NICE AND SOFT MULAAYAM- SINGH- YADAV LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SORRYYYY :D, LOL
IS VERY CONFUSED NOW MY QUESTION IS HOW DOES ONE PRONOUNCE THE WORD "PRADA" HEHHEEE, TWO WORDS, SAME SPELLINGS, SOUND DIFFERENTLY, LOL EG: A FEW YEARS AGO THERE WAS A MOVIE "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" AND CENTURIES AGO (LOL, OK YEARS AGO) THERE WAS AN ACTRESS "JAYA PRADA"
THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD --------------BUT --------------- BUT ------------------------- --------BUT ONLY IF IT HAS INK OR REFILL LOL, L-O-S-E-R, LOL
THIS ------------------ IS ------------------ CALLED ------------------ READING ------------------ BETWEEN ------------------ THE ------------------ LINES ------------------ LOL, L-O-S-E-R :D
THE COMPUTER IS THE 2ND SPOUSE IN THE LIFE OF A COUPLE. COZ IT DANCES 2 OUR TUNES AND DOES WHATEVER WE SAY AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST THEY SPEND 8 HOURS ON IT (JUST LIKE 8 HOURS OF A GOOD NIGHT SLEEP) LOL
SAYS LISTEN PLEASE TAKE MY ADVICE I DONT USE IT ANYWAYS. LOL. LOSER. LOL
DON'T PISS ME OFF NOW! THERE ARE ALREADY LESS TOILETS HERE LOL, L-O-S-E-R, LOL
WANTS TO KNOW, WHAT WAS ADAM'S SURNAME ? (ADAM OF ADAM & EVE) LOL, TELL PLS WITHOUT GOOGLING :D
STRONGLY DISAGREES WITH THE STATEMENT "DHOONDHNE PE TOH BHAGWAN BHI MIL JAATE HAI" I DONT THINK ONE HAS TO LOOK AROUND FOR GOD HE'S WITHIN EACH ONE OF US HE'S IN OUR PARENTS, OUR FRIENDS, IN EVERYONE :) SO STOP SEARCHING FOR HIM & FOR THE 1ST TIME I DONT SOUND LIKE A LOSER FROM ANY ANGLE :)
TO ALL THOSE HEAVY ALCOHOLICS DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE COZ YOU MIGHT HIT A SPEED BREAKER AND SPILL YOUR DRINK LOLLLLLLLLLL L-O-S-E-R :D
ACCORDING TO SOME FAKE/LOSER SMS I HAVE WON : 2,00,000 GB POUNDS & DR. BRIAN WILL HELP ME CLAIM IT LOL LOSER DOCTOR BRIAN GO KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL !!! GRRRRR HA HA HAHAAH HA
WHATS THE HIPPOPOTAMUS ANTHEM HIPS DON’T LIE LOL, ONCE AGAIN A BIG L-O-S-E-R :D
IF THE HIPPOPOTAMUS ANTHEM IS "HIPS DONT LIE" WHAT IS THE KABOOTAR ANTHEM "GUTTAARR GUTTAAAR, GUTTAARR GUTTAAAR GUTTAARR GUTTAAAR, GUTTAARR GUTTAAAR AREY CHAD GAYYA UPAR RE ATARIYA PE LOTAN KABUTAR RE (ONE OF THE FLOP BUSTER SONGS)
WHAT DID THE TERMITE THINK WHEN IT ENTERED A PUB/BAR IS THE BAR-TENDER HERE ? ONCE AGAIN A BIGGER L-O-S-E-R HEHE. LOL
GUESS WHERE LOU BEGA WAS BORN LOO MEIN YAAR, LOL LOL
WHEN WE SUSPECT SOME1 IT CAN BE SAID IN VEGETERIAN WAY AS WELL AS NON VEGTERIAN WAY VEGTERIAN: "DAAL" MEIN KUTCH TOH KAALA HAI NON VEGETERIAN: THERE'S SOMETHING "FISHY" ABOUT HER/HIM
EK BAAR EK AURAT KO DO BACCHE HUE, TAB SE WOH PARESHAAN THI BHALLLA KYU ? KYUKI USKE BACHCHO KA NAAM "PARESH" AUR "SHAAN" THA LOL, WHAT A L-O-S-E-R :D, HEHEHE
REALLY PITIES THE HEROINE ASIN FROM THE MOVIE GHAJINI WHY COZ FIRSTLY HER NAME IS ASS-IN :D AND SECONDLY SHE WAS BORN DEFORMED AND THATS WHY THE SONG --"MERI ADHURI "ASS-ASS" LOL L-O-S-E-R ONCE AGAIN A SUPER LOSER, LOL
IF A MAKKHI & KHATMULL GOT MARRIED WHERE WOULD THEY SPEND THEIR SUHAAG RAAT :: ON A BEDSHEET MADE OF "MAKH-MULL" :: AS USUAL, SUCH A L-O-S-E-R, LOL
SAYS PPL ASK "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD" MY REPLY: OH L-O-S-E-R-S, ASK THE CHICKEN NA AS IF I KNOW !! LOL L-O-S-E-R :--B
IF I WERE AROUND 6 YEARS OLD AND IF A NOT SO FAVORITE TEACHER ASKED ME "KAINAZ, TELL ME WHAT IS 2+2 I WOULD REPLY, ARENT U OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS GO, GET A LIFE, L-O-S-E-R :D
WHAT DO U CALL A COW WHICH REALLY BORES U A LOT PA-COW (PAKAU) SORRY, ONCE AGAIN A L-O-S-E-R
TO ANSWER THIS MILLION DOLLAR QUERY, I WILL CHARGE 10 THOUSAND RUPEES ONLY :D AND THE MILLION DOLLAR ANSWER IS "I DONT KNOW" :-O *LOL*
WILL STAND 4 ELECTIONS NEXT YEAR. CANT MAKE UP MY MIND 4 MY PARTY SYMBOL 10MP DIGI CAM OR COMPUTER WITH NET OR MOBILE PHONE
WHAT DO U CALL A GIRL WHO NEVER LAUGHS? HASI- NA
JUST HACKED THE PASSWORD OF HIMESH RESHAMIYYA, WHICH IS 1313 COZ HIS SONGS INCLUDE THE NUMBER 13 TWICE "NAAM HAI TERA TERA" "TERA TERA TERA SUROOR" ROTFL
MARY HAD A LILL LAMB, A LILL LAMB A LILL LAMB MARY HAD A LILL LAMB, WHICH RAN INTO A PYLON 10,000 VOLTS WENT UP ITS ASS, WENT UP ITS ASS, WENT UP ITS ASS 10,000 VOLTS WENT UP ITS ASS, AND TURNED HIS WOOL TO NYLON
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU, OYE TU TOH ABNORMAL HAI TELL THEM THANKS, MEIN AB- NORMAL HU AB NORMAL=(NOW NORMAL), LOL
IF I ENTER A FISH MARKET, AM GONNA MAKE A TV SERIAL CALLED "KYU KI BAASS BHI KABHIE BADDBUUU THII", LOL WHAT A LOSER CAN I BE :D
QUESTION OF THE DAY---WHAT IS THE CUBE OF 13 MY ANSWER IS : SUROOR COZ ITS TERA TERA TERA ........SUROOR LOL AM A TOTAL LOSER, I KNOW :D
FEELS FUNNY WHEN PPL SEE ME WRITING AND OR WORKING WITH MY LEFT HAND, THEY STILL ASK THIS STUPID QUESTION "HEY ARE U A LEFTY" LOL I FEEL LIKE SAYING GUYS DONT U TRUST UR EYES. IF THIS IS WHAT ULL SAW,THEN OBVIOUSLY I AM
HAS DECIDED TO TAKE A MILLION DOLLAR BANK LOAN AND NOT REPAY IT COZ A SONG SAYS "CHODO KAL KI BAATIEN, KAL KI BAAT PURANI" LOL GOOD WAY TO ESCAPE NA :D
U KNOW WHY DELHI 6 FEATURED A PIGEON COZ PHOOK FEATURED A CROW, LOL SO BASICALLY THIS YEAR TO BAG THE FILMFARE AWARDS WE WILL HAVE CROWS AND PIGEONS AS BEST SUPPORTING SPECIES , LOL (NO OFFENSE. TAKE IT LITE)
QUESTION OF THE DAY: WHO IS JOE ? ANSWER: JOE IS A BLOODY LOVER & THE WORLD. (KAMBAKT ISHQ HAI "JOE", SARRA JAHAAN HAI WOH)
WHEN PEOPLE CRITICIZE U & ITS UNHEALTHY, JUST SMILE, THANK & TELL THEM U REALLY REALLY CARE........................... (A DAMN) LOL
IS VERY SCARED OF WALLS. YES YES "WALLS" KYU KI LOG KEHTE HAI NA "DEEWARO KE BHI KAAN HOTE HAI. AND A FEW PPL SAY YEH DEEWARE MUJHE KAATNE KO AATI HAI"
NEEDS SOME CELLO TAPES EITHER TO KEEP MY EYES WIDE OPEN OR SOME SUNGLASSES SO THAT I CAN SLEEP. WHICH IS BETTER
DOG IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND 4 LIFE. WHY U KNOW. COZ LIFE IS A BITCH. LOL
I STAMPED "SHIT", AM "PISSED" OFF, I FEEL LIKE "PUKING", I CANT "DIGEST" THIS STATUS MESSAGE SO LET ME "BURP" ALL ACTIONS WRAPPED IN 1 TAGLINE, WAH WAH, LOL
LETS NOT BE A RACIST & SAY DAAL MEIN KUTCH "SAFED NAHIN" HAI", MAA KASAM WHAT A ONE LINER :D
PONDERS: IF LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHY DONT WE GLOW BEFORE WE PASS GAS. LOL
I ANSWER ONLY 3 QUESTION'S FREE OF CHARGE, AFTER WHICH I CHARGE A NOMINAL FEE, SO FEEL FREE AND ASK ME LOTS OF QUESTIONS, LOL
HAS A HEADACHE IN HER STOMACH
WISHES HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO HER FRIENDS WHO ARE "SINGULAR" AND "PLURAL"
GOT AN SMS SAYING "SHOP FOR MORE THAN RS. 1500/- & GET TAARE ZAMEEN PAR DVD FREE", IF I CUD REPLY "TAKE RS. 500/- & DESTROY ALL THE TAARE ZAMEEN PAR'S DVD & FO"
SNORING IS THE SISTER CONCERN OF ROARING
SATYAM SATYAM YES BABA, CHEATING US, NO BABA, TELLING LIES, NO BABA, SHOW US UR BALANCE SHEET, NA NA NA
A FRIEND ONCE SANG THIS TO ME "AKELE AKELE KAHAAN JAA RAHI HO" SO I REPLIED "STOP BEING SO NOSY & GET OUTTA MY WAY U INQUISITIVE CAT"
BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER F(L)*CK TOGETHER, LOL (SORRY AM IN A VERY GOOD MOOD, CANT HELP IT)
SAYS EARLY TO BED & EARLY TO RISE MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY & WISE, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WOMEN
WHAT IS SHAHRUKH KHAN'S FAVORITE ACTIVITY
ANSWER: WALKING
REASON (HIS SONGS ARE BASED ON WALKING): CHALTE CHALTE KAISE YEH FAASLE HO GAYEE
OR
CHALTE CHALTE YUHI RUKK JAATA HU MEIN
SAYS MERA NAAM HAI ............................................................ "KRIME MASTER KO-KO" MEIN SABKI TAANGE TOD KE ............................. KHO KHELTI HU KHO-KHO HUUHHUUHHAAAA

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Trick1: Using Proxy Server:
You can Take the Help of these Proxy Server Site to Unblock all the sites in your Campus or Companies.

Trick2:Google Mobile Search:
Google Mobile Searach is a Trick to make your Admin Fool. Open this Website.This is the search Engine for mobile.You can use it For Orkut .Only Thing is that you can see only the text version of your Profile. It is better than not seeing any thing.

http://www.google.com/gwt/n?u=onlinedefine.blogspot.com

Here ,Replace onlinedefine.blogspot.com with your Desire Site to Explore.
Trick3:Search Engine:
Have your Seen any Cache View of website.If ,yes,then It can be used as another Trick to open Restricted Website. What You Can do is,Just Go to www.Google.com
and Type your website e.g. orkut.com .Now press Enter.It will open the Search .Now ,Go to Cached liked in Figure.

 

Trick4: Using the Proxy Software:
Download this Software "UltraSurf" and Install it your System. It is Just 382 KB software. Install and now open the Blocked websites.
Trick5: With another Networking Site:
This is the Best Alternative for opening Orkut Accounts in Your Campus or Companies. Just Use the Following Website to Access Orkut.

 

This is the Site http://www.power.com . Open this Website. From this Website,You can Access Orkut, Myspace, Hi5, LinkedIn, Twitter.
So,If You can not getting Help from Above Methods then this method is Best For You.

ORKUT COOL SCRAP PART 6 TAGLINES

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• What Shall I Do Without “ U “ ??? After this coooooooooool and cuteeeeeeeeeee friendship………..

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you would like the following lines as a testimonial to your friend; you can replace She with a He if required;

She is Cute****
She is Naughty****
She is Sweet****
She is Cool****
She is Awesome****
She is Intelligent****
She is Amazing****
She is Smart****
She is Sharp****
She is Caring****
She is Tom Boy****
She is Sporty****
She is respectfull****
She is Gorgeous****
She is Alluring****
She is Attractive****
She is Appealing****
She is Good-Looking****
She is Charming****
She is Glamorous****
She is Beautiful****
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She is Striking****
She is Fascinating****
She is Seductive****
She is Full of life****
She is Dazzling****
She is Shining****
She is Energetic****
She is Head turner****
She is Seductive****
She is Homorous****
She is Funny****
She is Stunning****
She is Lovely****
She is Superb****
She is Fabolous****
She is Excellent****
She is Fantastic****
And the most important she is very sweet and friend of mine****

ORKUT COOL SCRAP PART 5 TAGLINES

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_.“__ `.If I cud pull down the
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`-.______.-“ with a friend like u
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(______|______) ♡ ▒▓╠►JUST YOU◄╣▓▒ ♡

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JUST FOR U MY SWEET FRIEND…
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ORKUT COOL SCRAP PART 4

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You may find many decriptions for the word ‘Friendship’; one of them is given below:

F——-FOREVER
R——-RESPONCIBLE
I——–INTELLIGENT
E——-EAGER TO MAIL
N——-NICE
D——-DIVINE
S——-SIMPLE
H——-HEARTLY
I——–INTERSTED
P——-PEACEFUL

How much u love me? Express it on Orkut in following way:

100% (give me a full rate as a fan)
50% (send me a testi..)
25% (send me scraps)
0% (edit me from your friend list)

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Friend of mine..!

HI(\\\\_ _/) (\\_ _//)
(=“•“=) (=“•“=)
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▒▒▒ Make a friend, is a gift ▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒ Have a friend, is a Grace ▒▒▒
▒ Maintain a friend, is a virtue ▒
▒▒▒ But, have you as like friend ▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ is a ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▒▒ great happiness ▒▒▒
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FRIENDSHIP IS SOMETHING SPECIAL DOES NOT IMPORT THE DIFFERENCES WHEN HE IS FRIEND

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—-The boys dont want to reach——
—for the good ones because they ——
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.—-
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
—from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
–reality, they’re amazing. They just
—have to wait for the right boy to——-
—– come along, the one who’s———–
———– brave enough to—————–
—————–climb all———————-
—————– the way———————
—————–to the top——————–
—————- of the tree.——————

 

ORKUT COOL SCRAP PART 3

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Special Friend means

S= So Cool

P= Personable

E= Exciting

C= Cheers me up

I= Intelligent

A= Adorable

L= Loving

F= Funy

R= Reliable

I= Incredible humourus

E= Enjoyable.

N= Nice

D= Dependable

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helloooooooooo
helloooooo
helloo

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thank God all keys r working
sorry to disturb u ..u carry on

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Your lips, your eyes, your soul
Are like a work of art,
The most creative thing of all
Is your beautiful heart.

If you were a painting,
No colours could express
The beauty deep inside you,
A rainbow, nothing less.

If you were a sculpture
The clay could hardly make
Your figure of an angel
Without one mistake.

If you were a euphony
No choir could really sing
All the beautiful music
Your eyes could possibly bring.

So here I am, an artist,
With inspiration beyond belief
But to capture such rare beauty,
I’d have to be a thief.

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╬♥********I miss u********♥╬
╬♥***when i am alone****♥╬
╬♥******I miss u*******♥╬
╬♥***when i am worried.*♥╬
╬♥******I miss u*******♥╬
╬♥***when i am happy.**♥╬
╬♥*******I miss u******♥╬
╬♥**when i am confused.*♥╬
╬♥*******I miss u******♥╬
╬♥***when i am upset***♥╬
╬♥********I miss u*****♥╬
╬♥**when i think about u*♥╬
╬♥********I miss u*****♥╬
╬♥**when i am tension.**♥╬
╬♥********I miss u*****♥╬
╬♥*******365 days*****♥╬
╬♥*******I miss u******♥╬
╬♥******52 weeks.*****♥╬
╬♥********I miss ******♥╬
╬♥******12 mths.******♥╬
╬♥******I miss u*******♥╬
╬♥*****8760 days******♥╬
╬♥******I miss u*******♥╬
╬♥*****8760 hrs*******♥╬
╬♥*****I miss u********♥╬
╬♥**525600 mins*******♥╬
╬♥***I miss u**********♥╬
╬♥**31536000*********♥╬
╬♥***I miss u**********♥╬
╬♥*when i breathe* *****♥╬

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FOR A SWEET FRIEND

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Tell me i m ur _________ friend

AF – Always friend

BF – Boy friend

CF – Close friend

DF – Dear friend

EF – Ever friend

FF – Forever friend

GF – girl friend

HF – Helping friend

IF – Innocent friend

JF – Jovial friend

KF – Kind friend

LF – Lovely friend

MF – Merry friend

NF – Naught friend

OF – Only friend

PF – Personal friend

QF – Quiet friend

RF – Rare friend

SF – Special friend

TF – Thick friend

UF – Understanding friend

VF – Valuable friend

WF – Wonderful friend

XF – Xcellent friend

YF – Youth friend

ZF – Zeal friend

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Love in response of Love … Loyalty for Loyalty … Life for Life … that straight forward i am …  

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………)))))@@)(Cute,Caring & Naughty
………((((.._/…Fun Loving,
……..,–/..(–…Sensitive,
……/.\.<\/>./…Simple,
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♥..♥Good friends are hard to find. ♥..♥
♥..♥Good friends are easy to love. ♥..♥
♥..♥Good friends are presents that ♥..♥
♥..♥last forever and that feel ♥..♥
♥..♥like gifts from above♥..♥
♥..♥Good friends are one in a million. ♥..♥
♥..♥Good friends are stories to share. ♥..♥
♥..♥Good friends know the path to your ♥..♥
♥..♥happiness, and they walk with you ♥..♥
♥..♥all the way there. ♥..♥
♥..♥Good friends are lives overlapping. ♥..♥

 

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____?Sex____?Sexy?Sexy
_____?Se____?Sexy?Sex
______?Se__?Sexy?Sexy
_______?Sexy?Sexy?Sex
________?Sexy?Sexy?sex
_______?Sexy?Sexy?Sexy?Se
_______?Sexy?Sexy?Sexy?Sexy?
_______?Sexy?Sexy?Sexy?Sexy?Sexy
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_________?Sexy?Se_______?Sexy?Sexy?
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USE OF OLD CD DVD

 

 

 

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1. FORMAT YOUR PENDRIVE BEFORE USE THIS TOOL
2. DOWNLOAD THIS TOOL BY  BELOW LINK

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3. INSEART YOUR PENDRIVE IN TO USB PORT
4. RUN BACKGROUND CHANGER.EXE BY DOUBLE CLICK
5. FOLOW THE INSTRUCTION IN TOOL
INSTRUCTIONS :
SELECT PENDRIVE : PLEASE SELECT YOUR PENDRIVE LETTER ONLY LIKE  KINGSTONE(D):  THAN TYPE ONLY  “D” WITHOUT COMMAS, AND THAN PRESS ENTER
SELECT WALLPAPER : SELECT ONLY JPG FILE NOT OTHER EXTENTION FILES
BROWSE YOUR COMPUTER AND DRAG AND DROP THIS JPG FILE IN TO TOOL WINDOW  AND THAN PRESS ENTER
AT LAST AFTER USE ALL ABOVE PROCESS OPEN YOUR PENDRIVE AND REFRESEH THAT


NOTE : WORKING ONLY ALL VERSION OF  XP

USE OF OLD CD DVD

 

 

 

 

ORKUT TRICKS : FIND EMAIL ID OF YOUR FRIENDS

Now orkut doesn’t allow us to see the email id of our friend also.But we can

How?

Just paste this link in your browser address bar when you are logged in orkut

http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#ShowFriends.aspx?show=contacts

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

How To Move Xp Harddrive To New Motherboard

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really easy. but this only works if the original motherboard and harddrive still work. so put it back together. for newbies, go to control panel, double-click the system icon, go to hardware tab, and click device manager button. find the IDE ATA/ATAPI CONTROLLERS and expand the tab. not the primary or secondary controller, but right-click the first controller. choose update driver. choose the option to install from a list or specific location. click next. now choose the (don't search. I will choose the driver to install) option. click next. now highlight the Standard Dual Channel Pci Ide Controller. click next. the Standard controller will install. now reboot. log in. the standard controller is completely installed. you can now shutdown the computer, remove your harddrive, and it will boot with the new motherboard. i've done this 24 times on 12 different computers. it works.

Copy data from scratched CD

 

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How to recover MOST of scratched CD data discs

I learn an old thecnique to how to recover damaged or scratched disks
with some lost of data. In this case i have one borrowed game - MAX PAYNE 2
with a chunck of 4 mb lost with a scratch in CD1 Install. Here we cover some
special thecniques of how to create a full working CD from the scratched one.

First some tools will be needed:

1. Alcohol 120%
2. UltraISO
3. Windows XP/2000 (not tested on 95/98/me)
3. Small piece of cotton
4. Dry cleaner paper
5. Finally, oil for cooking.

First step - preparing the CD

Get the cotton and drop some water, start cleaning vertically the surface of CD.
Do it 3 times and dry the water with a piece of dry cleaner paper. With a new piece
of cotton, drop some oil for cooking and start to wet the surface like you are
washing the CD with the oil. Dry carefully now. Some particles of oil will stay on the
microsurface of the scrath. It's okay. Seems the oil helps the laser of the CD/DVD driver
to read the surface again. Sure this will work with small unreadable scratchs - some hard
scratchs loose parts of the surface of the CD where we have data and it's lost forever.
But if it is loosed try anyway. Whith this tip 80% of the small scratched CD's coud be
recovered.

Second Step - testing the CD

With Alcohol 120% make an ISO - image making wizard - and lets see if the app can
read the loosed surface. In my case Alcohol 120% had recovered 60% of the data.
This is not enough. Have tryed other appz, they do not recover all the data. But the
CD/DVD driver laser CAN recover all data in this case. the data is still there, what we do?

third step - making the new CD

With the main copy system of windows explorer you can do it. Just create one folder
with the same name of the CD label for future burn reference, and copy the CD content
to the folder. When the CD copy process find the scratch, in majority of the cases, it's
slow down the reading and will recover ALL loosed data.If not, it just tell you there's
an unreadable sector. In this case your CD is lost. But it's not my case, finally
windows explorer got all the data from the scratch and made a copy in the folder.
with the ultraISO, wrote the original CD label, drop the content of the folder and
save as Iso. You can Test the new CD just mounting the iso in the Alcohol 120%. In my
case i did ISO of the two discs from MAX PAYNE 2 and tested installing from the mounted
ISO. Works like a charm. I got the 4 mb lost again. So, I have burned the CD and now i
have a working copy from the scratched one.

Sounds too bizzarre, but works. Course you can jump the cleaning process and try to copy
the content with Windows explorer. But in my case did not work without oil...