ORKUT TAGLINES PART 8

# A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. [Thomas Fuller]

# The biggest sin of all is sitting on your ass. [Florynce Kennedy]

# One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. [Virginia Woolf]

# The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become. [Harold Taylor]

# Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. [Lisa Hoffman]

# Falling madly in love, that's the secret of life. [Ray Bradbury]

# Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice. [Nora Roberts]

# A good man does not spy around for the black spots in others, but presses unswervingly on towards his mark. [Marcus Aurelius]

# The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. [Joseph Addison]

# The true object of all human life is play. [G K Chesterton]

# Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.

# The world is not to be put in order, the world is order incarnate. It is for us to put ourselves in unison with this order. [Henry Miller]

# I praise loudly. I blame softly. [Catherine the Great]

# Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. [Washington Irving]

# Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound. [Latin Proverb]

# All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher. [Lucretius]

# Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and constant. [Socrates]

# We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. [Luciano de Crescenzo]

# Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. [Mother Teresa]

# Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause. [Victor Hugo]

# Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is taking action in spite of fear.

# History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heart breaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats. [B C Forbes]

# Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us the determination to make the right things happen. [Peter Marshall]

# Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away. [Tom Clancy]

# I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 7

# The first time I saw you, I knew I loved you and you smiled because you knew. [Anon]

# I think that I could turn and live with the animals.. Not one of them is demented with the mania of owning things. [Walt Whitman]

# Hurry up please, it's time.

# If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? [William Shakespeare]

# History is written by the winners.

# No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it. [Charles Schulz]

# A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages [Tennessee Williams]

# A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. [Daniel Webster]

# Colourless green ideas sleep furiously. [Noam Chomsky]

# How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd
[Alexander Pope - Eloisa to Abelard]

# She stood there with nothing better to say, so she said she loved me

# while (!asleep()) sheep++;

# Any fool can know. The point is to understand. [Albert Einstein]

# We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?

# The highest form of wisdom is kindness. [Confucius]

# Hate something, change something, make something better. [Michael Russoff]

# The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. [Jules - Pulp Fiction]

# There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. [J.S. Bach]

# Like a leaf, humans are all different in appearance. But like leaves we are all on the same tree. Refugees are in our world and they share our dreams. [Angelina Jolie - Notes from My Travels]

# Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change  the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has. [Alan Durning]

# Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.

# The wise are not wise because they make no mistakes. They are wise because they correct their mistakes as soon as they recognize them. [Orson Scott Card]

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# How you look depends on where you go.

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ORKUT TAGLINES PART 6

# Die smiling, life is too important to take seriously

# Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

# A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. [Woody Allen]

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# "I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. [Lin Yutang]

# If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. [Henry David Thoreau]

# You know that it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

# Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. [Emily Kimbrough]

# To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed. [Bernard Edmonds]

# Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.

# Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.

# Due to operational requirements and financial constraints the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off until further notice.

# Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.

# A good pun is it's own reword..

# Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.

# In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. [Dr. Martin Luther King, JR]

# Truth never damages a cause that is just. [Mohandas Gandhi]

# The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity by a nation's proverbs, fables, folk sayings and quotations. [William Feather]

# Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. [Vaclav Havel]

# Within our dreams and aspirations we find our opportunities. [Sue Ebaugh]

# A person should not promise to give a child something and then not give it, because in that way the child learns to lie. [Babylonian Talmud]
#  Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. [Stephen Swid]

# I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. [Confucius]

# The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. [Arnold H Glasow]

# Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 5

# If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?

# 766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.

# Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

# DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

# Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

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# To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]

# Human Being: Bag of mostly water

# Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations

# Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet

# ... "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger

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# Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly

# /EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can

# (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...

# People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. [Elizabeth Kubler-Ross]

# When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

# You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

# Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open

# The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. [Dietrich Bonhoeffer]

# If a man doesn't discover something he is willing to die for, he isn't fit to live. [Martin Luther King]

# The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. [Playboy Nov 75]

# Armies can be resisted, but not an idea who's time has come.

# Little-minded people's thoughts move in such small circles that 5 minutes' conversation gives you an arc long enough to determine their whole curve. An arc in the movement of a large intellect does not sensibly differ from a straight line. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr]

# I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. [Lily Tomlin]

COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 4

# Know Thyself [Anon: Greek]

# Common sense is instinct and enough of it is genius.

# Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

# By asking for the impossible we obtain the best possible. [Italian Proverb]

# You cannot argue with someone who denies the first principles.

# It is better to be than not to be.

# If the concept of God has any validity or any use, it can only be to make us larger freer, and more loving. If God cannot do this, then it is time we got rid of Him [James Baldwin]

# Every 10 seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped...

# To die will be an awfully big adventure [Sir JM Barrie: Peter Pan]

# Suppose everybody cared enough, everybody shared enough, wouldn't everybody have enough? There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed. [Frank Buchman: Remaking the World]

# The first and last thing which is required of genius is the love of truth. [Goethe]

# once again using their Bene-Gesserit-trained Voice

# Happiness is not a destination, but a manner of traveling

# The original writer is not he who refrains from imitating others, but he who can be imitated by none. [François-Reré Chateaubriand: Le Génie du Christianisme]

# Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it can acheive!

# A little philosophy inclineth a man's mind to atheism; but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion [Francis Bacon: Essays XVI - Of Atheism]

# All punishment is mischief: All punishment in itself is evil [Jeremy Bentham: Principles of Morals and Legislation]

# I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

# If God did not exist it would be necessary for us to invent Him. [Voltaire: Épîtres]

# What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul [Bible: Matthew 16:26]

# Don't believe what your eyes are telling you. All they show is limitation. Look within your understanding, find out what you already know, and you'll see the way to fly [Richard Bach: Janathan Livingstone Seagull]

# The inability of those in power to still the voices of their own consciences is the great force leading to change. [Kenneth Kaunda: Observer 1965]

# Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better [Emil Coué: On suggestion and its application]

# Whatever Nature has in store for mankind, unpleasent as it may be, man must accept, for ignorance is never better than knowledge. [Enrico Fermi]

COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 3

# One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

# Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. [Mark Twain]

# Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who can not be persuaded to say it. [James Russell Lowell]

# Imagination is more important than knowledge. [Albert Einstein]

# If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. [Nelson Mandela]

# The dignified don't even enter in the game. [The Jam]

# Everything that can be said, can be said clearly. [Wittgenstein: Tract. Illogical Philosop]

# Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable. [Theodore Vail]

# Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. [Plato]

# One can have no smaller or greater mastery than mastery of oneself. [Leonardo da Vinci]

# Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans [John Lennon]

# I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

# If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember that if it wasn't for you the damn thing would fall over.

# People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.

# Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once...

# Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

# In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. [Napoleon Bonaparte]

# Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

# The path of least resistance is what makes rivers and politicians crooked.

# The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

# 'Where's your sense of adventure?' 'At home in bed where every good sense of adventure should be at 7:30 AM' [overheard in calculus class]

# Do you know what your problem is? ... You think you know everything, but you don't know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem, if you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you've got a problem, everything else is inconvenience. LIFE IS INCONVENIENCE. LIFE IS LUMPY... Learn to seperate the inconvenience from the real problems. You will live longer and will not annoy people like me so much. [Sygman Woolman]

# (on a lecturer's door): The probability of finding me in this office is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your urgency.

# Bad spellers of the world Untie!

# It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. [Albert Einstein]

COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 2

# Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, "It might have been". [John Greenleaf Whittier]

# Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself [Doris Lessing]

# Music is the shorthand of emotion. [Leo Tolstoy]

# Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

# What we see depends mainly on what we look for. [John Lubbock]

# God is dead, and we have killed him. [Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil]

# Nietzsche is dead. [God]

# Live as if to die tomorrow. Learn as if to live forever. [Ghandi]

# When I picture a perfect reader, I always picture a monster of courage and curiosity, also something supple, cunning, cautious, a born adventurer and discoverer... [Friedreich Nietzsche]

# It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. [Roman Emperor Marcus Aelius Aurelius (121-180 AD)]

# If you love someone, tell them. For hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

# A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

# Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not. [Virgil Thomson]

# Paralized with empathy I clearly saw the arguments from both sides. Each side was, in a way, right. Yet they were in complete disagreement. So I did nothing.

# For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit. [George Allen]

# There's no future in time travel.

# Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper [Robert Frost]

# He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know. [Lao Tzu]

# Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

# Never test the depth of the water with both feet

# It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

# That man is best who sees the truth himself,

good too is he who listens to wise counsel;

but who is neither wise himself, nor willing

to ponder wisdom is not worth a straw.

[Hesiod]

# The life that I have is all that I have,

and the life that I have is yours.

The love that I have of the life that I have

Is yours and yours and yours.

[Leo Marks]