COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 3

# One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

# Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. [Mark Twain]

# Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who can not be persuaded to say it. [James Russell Lowell]

# Imagination is more important than knowledge. [Albert Einstein]

# If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. [Nelson Mandela]

# The dignified don't even enter in the game. [The Jam]

# Everything that can be said, can be said clearly. [Wittgenstein: Tract. Illogical Philosop]

# Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable. [Theodore Vail]

# Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. [Plato]

# One can have no smaller or greater mastery than mastery of oneself. [Leonardo da Vinci]

# Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans [John Lennon]

# I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

# If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember that if it wasn't for you the damn thing would fall over.

# People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.

# Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once...

# Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

# In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. [Napoleon Bonaparte]

# Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

# The path of least resistance is what makes rivers and politicians crooked.

# The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

# 'Where's your sense of adventure?' 'At home in bed where every good sense of adventure should be at 7:30 AM' [overheard in calculus class]

# Do you know what your problem is? ... You think you know everything, but you don't know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem, if you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you've got a problem, everything else is inconvenience. LIFE IS INCONVENIENCE. LIFE IS LUMPY... Learn to seperate the inconvenience from the real problems. You will live longer and will not annoy people like me so much. [Sygman Woolman]

# (on a lecturer's door): The probability of finding me in this office is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your urgency.

# Bad spellers of the world Untie!

# It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. [Albert Einstein]