A table of contents has no drawers.
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy. - Albert Einstein
A tachyon is a gluon that's not completely dry
A taco will never make a scene because there are other tacos in the refrigerator
A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt. -Chmee: Niven
A tag line is like a bungie on a jumper because ___________?
A tagline a day keeps the doctor away.
A tagline at this point is not even needed, just Mega Dittos
A tagline at this point is not needed
A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos
A tagline at this point is not needed.
A tagline at this point would be irrelevant, right?
A tagline by any other name
A tagline by any other name is not as funny
A tagline by any other name would still be just as stupid
A tagline goes where?
A tagline has got to know its limitations
A tagline has got to know its limitations. - Dirty Harry
A tagline is a short sentence based on long experience
A tagline is a snippet of reality
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste
A tagline is like a government. Takes up space, no known function
A tagline is merely a quotation without the quoter.
A tagline is not meant to funny, but thought provoking
A tagline is your last chance to piss someone off
A tagline says more about you than cash ever can!
A tagline should really have a content better than this
A tagline that flies in heaven't sweetest air. --Tagspeare
A tagline thief's best friend: A great sort program
A tagline thief's best friend: Other tagline thieves!
A tagline worth stealing is worth working for
A tagline! A most palpable tagline! -- Tagspeare
A tagline, a tagline, my kingdom for a tagline!
A tagline, a tagline, my kingdom for a tagline! -Tagspeare
A tagline-the last chance to piss someone off
A tagline? Then is Doomsday near? -- Tagspeare
A tailor tucks up frills. Dr. Bashir
A talent which does not daily increase,daily diminishes
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you
A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
A tank that can't shoot is merely an 80-ton portable radio.
A tape drive is like a tape worm; it just keeps on eating.
A tatoo artist has designs on his clients.
A tautologically redundant plethora of surplusage.
A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
A tax that's labeled temporary will celebrate its centenary.
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
A taxpayer is one who does not have to pass a Civil Servi
A taxpayer is one who does not have to pass a Civil Service examination to work for the Government
A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government
A teabag short of a pot.
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. Henry Adams (1838-1918)
A teacher is born every day - use condoms!
A teacher is but the student who shares his knowledge.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner, British film director
A team. Joined together at the hip! ... Q to Vash
A teapot with a cracked lid.
A teaspoon of kisses and a half a cup of squeeze
A tech's work is never done
A technician will be on the line shortly
A technique is a trick that works!
A technique is a trick that works. - Gian- Carlo Rota
A technique to stay awake in boring meetings - imagine everyone talking as animals, taking notes,,,
A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.
A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.
A teddy bear?! - McCoy
A teenage male can *DO IT* every 20 minutes! It's true!
A teetotaler makes the worst drunkard.
A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do better. -Fred Allen
A temper is a valuable possession; don't lose it
A temper is a valuable possession; don't lose it
A ten-gallon hat really holds only three-fourths of a gallon
A term of years ought to be certain and determinate
A termite walked into a bar and asked "Is the bartender here "
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Bar tender?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar tender?"
A terrible anger, hard to cure, exists when those who have loved each other clash in strife. - Euripides, from Medea
A terrible mind is a thing to waste.
A terrible mind is an opinion
A terrible thing happened again last night - nothing.
A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing
A terrible thing is a wasted mind
A test in a Dairy Queen on another planet ?
A test of a good religion is whether you can joke about it. - Chesterton
A test will be given on file contents: Room 708, *Tagline Court*.
A test-tube baby is in a glass by itself
A text taken out of context is a pretext -- Mitch Bond
A theater manager is always ready, Tanya! Shanda
A theme park near Paris makes the revenues go down
A theorist right once in ten is a hero; an observer wrong that often is a bum
A theory is better than its explanation. -- Woodward
A theory must be tempered with reality. Nehru
A thesaurus is a dinosaur named Roget with a big vocabula
A thesaurus is a dinosaur named Roget with an excellent vocabulary
A thesaurus is not a dinosaur named Roget with a big vocabulary.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thick skin is a gift from God - Bill Clinton
A thick skin is a gift from God - Bill Clinton...How bout THICK HEAD?
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thief is never sur-<trapdoor>-ppprrriiissseeeeddd! -- Finieous
A thing adjudged makes what was crooked straight
A thing adjudged makes what was straight, crooked
A thing adjudged makes what was white, black; what was black, white
A thing adjudged must be taken for truth
A thing here more than a week is an heirloom. - Kender Proverb
A thing is named from its principal part
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. -- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Wilde
A thing not looked for is seldom found
A thing not worth doing is worth not doing well.
A thing of beauty is a great expense
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness. - John Keats
A thing of beauty is a joy forever, but ugly is more fun
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. (John Keats)
A thing of beauty is a joy forever... - Mulder (3x23)
A thing of beauty is a joy--until your wife wants to buy one like it
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A thing of beauty is worth the price
A thing of shreds and zatches.
A thing well said will be wit in all languages
A thing well said will be wit in all languages. -- Dryden
A thing which has no effect in law, is not an impediment
A thing worth doing well is worth doing slow
A thing worth doing well is worth doing slow. - Gypsy Rose Lee.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - W. C. Fields
A thing worth having is worth cheating for.
A thing, to be brought to judgment, must be certain or definite
A thing, to be sold, must be certain or definite
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
A thought for today is more than I can handle
A thought is a thought I thought until I thought
A thought struck me once and I've been unconscious ever since
A thousand blessings on your big toe!
A thousand compromises do not equal a victory
A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean: A good start.
A thousand masks in a thousand mirrors
A thousand misty riders fly by high up once upon a time -Floyd
A thousand pardons
A thousand pardons Grasshopper
A thousand pardons...
A thousand pictures are worth a million words
A thousand points of light: A convention of Organians
A thousand shirtless drunk guys in rainbow wigs
A thousand stars do not equal the light of one moon.
A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully.
A thousand thanks, monsieur, said Tom mercifully
A three day filing extension will automatically be granted in the event of a global thermonuclear war. (IRS)
A three thousand year old childproof cap?
A three thousand year old childproof cap? -- Crow T. Robot
A threefold cord is not easily broken -- Ecclesiastes 4:12
A thrifty housewife always peels potatoes twice.
A thrill a day keeps the chill away
A thrill comparable to the cleaning the oven
A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns... - Mutant Raccoon
A thrilling romantic comedy that show how you can spy out second chances.
A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance. -- Mallarme
A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance. -- Mallarme
A thunderstorm is Nature's way of saying "Up yours!"
A thunderstorm isn't as bad as it looks. It's much worse
A tidal wave of avalanche proportions.
A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off. - Chinese Proverb
A tiger? In Africa?
A time for raging keggers, and voices lifted high in filk
A time for this and a time for that, now a time to BBS
A time to be born; a time to die. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to break down, and a time to build up
A time to break down, and a time to build up. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to cook; a time to nuke leftovers - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to kill, and a time to heal. - Ecclesiastes 3:3
A time to mourn, and a time to dance. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted.
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to weep, and a time to laugh. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to write a Tagline, a time to steal a Tagline
A time to write a recipe, a time to snag a recipe
A time when Roy Thinnes' agent returned his calls - Crow
A time will come soon when you'll lose all control of your body.
A tiny dancer...a vision of me do I send
A tire factory is nothing more than a tread mill.
A tired kangaroo is out of bounds.
A tiskek, A tasket, A condom or a Casket
A tisket, a Bobbitt, she hacked it off and lobbed it.
A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket
A tisket, a tasket, a tagline for your basket
A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.
A toast -- To a kinder gentler echo
A toast ... to absent friends ... to absent friends
A toast to absent friends. -- Frank N. Furter
A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice-versa
A toast to the most bloated program ever written: Win'95!
A toast.... to a kinder gentler echo
A toast.... to absent friends.
A toast...to absent friends. -Dr. Frank N. Furter
A toaster? Not Lucille! She's got 4 toast bays - Tom
A toe is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A tongue sharp enough to deflate a steel belted radial
A tongue, like a race horse, generally runs faster the less weight it carries
A too short mini skirt leaves a definite end in view
A toothache of a man. - Jim Hightower on George Bush
A top secret military base
A torn book is better than a never touched book.
A torpedoed cathedral sinks rapidly into the earth.
A tortoise playing football would be an anomaly
A toss across the room usually fixes the problem.
A toss of the coin. The only true justice. - Two-Face
A total lack of ambition is the kind of thing that can last a lifetime
A totally inadequate tagline for this situation.
A tower short of a castle.
A town so small, they could mail trash to the dump.
A toyota backwards is still a toyota!
A traditional pumpkin pie, garnished with kid's small fingerprints.
A traffic jam at the congress intersection - Tom sings
A traffic jam at the congress intersection. -- Tom Servo
A traffic jam when you're already late. - Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"
A trailer's a trailer, even if it's a double-wide
A train is the only thing you can run away from when it's coming.
A train station is where the train stops
A train won't run on a torn up track.
A trainstation is a station where the train stops. What is a workstation ?
A traitor is everyone who does not agree with me. - George III
A traitor is punished, that by the death of one, all may not perish
A trampoline is for cunning stunts, a truncheon for apprehending criminals
A transistor is merely a nun after sex-change surgery
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first
A transporter is NOT a place for a twit filter
A tree falling can only be heard if someone is there.
A tree falls in the forest. It hits a LIbEral. He sues the tree
A tree falls. Hits Milli Vanilli. Someone else screams.
A tree farm is not a forest
A tree fell right in front of me in the forest, and I didn't hear it
A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it
A tree is good enough for a Beer.
A tree never hits an automobile (except in self-defense)
A tree never hits an car except in self-defence
A tree that grows too high attracts the attention of people with axes.
A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?<R. Reagan>
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene
A triangle will tell you that God is three-sided.
A triangle with an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle
A tribble a day keeps the Kilngons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingon well fed.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A tribble a day keeps the Trekkies away...or is it Trekkers now?
A trifle overpowering, isn't it? - 007 (Moonraker)
A trip in space ends on another planet; a trip in DoubleSpace ends in a crash!
A trip is what teaches you first-hand about the high cost of leaving
A trip of a thousand miles is usually routed through O'Hare.
A trip of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
A trip to the Post Office requires a bullet-proof vest
A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
A truck load of vibrators: Toys for twats
A true "tough guy" can fry bacon in the nude
A true Conservative isn't comfortable calling his computer a PC
A true Gentleman allways lets his lady cum first
A true Gentleman lets his lady ALWAYS come first
A true Klingon warrior does not steal taglines.
A true adman writes the prose and cons.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
A true friend is one who thinks you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked
A true friend is some one who knows all about you and still likes you
A true friend is someone who remembers your zip code
A true friend is the best possession.
A true friend knows who you are ... but likes you anyway.
A true friend knows who you are and likes you anyway
A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway.-R.Heinlein
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through
A true gentleman ALWAYS lets the lady cum first!
A true gentleman always lets his lady come first.
A true gentleman is one who is never intentionally rude. (O. Wilde)
A true gentleman: one who can hog the puck - but doesn't.
A true lady always swallows.
A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your successes. -Cullen Hightower, salesman and writer (1923- )
A true piece of history Scully, the very first X - File - Mulder
A true piece of history Scully, the very first X - File - Mulder
A true story with a happy ending!
A true subwofer makes the concrete shake beneath you
A truely wise man never plays leap frog with a Unicorn!
A truer sentiment has never been typed!
A truer sentiment has never been typed! - Gryphontamer
A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force.
A truly creative mind CAN overcome a formal education.
A truly evil DM uses a good eraser and amneasa spells.
A truly good DM uses a good eraser and spells of amnesia.
A truly great man never puts away the simplicity of a child. - Proverb
A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor. -- B. Franklin
A truly great wine should not leave you with a foam moustache.
A truly lazy person is never bored.
A truly superior pilot uses superior judgment to avoid situations needing their superior skills,,,
A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn
A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn
A truly wise man never plays leap frog with a Unicorn!
A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
A truly wise person never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn
A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound.
A truth is most convincingly hidden between two lies. - Deep Garak
A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent. -- William Blake
A truth that's told with bad intent, beats all the lies you can invent
A truthful politician is like a fish that can't swim.
A truthful witness saves lives, but a false witness is deceitful
A tub of margarine, sent via InterFlora, is the perfect romantic gift for a girl who likes making sandwiches
A tuba is much larger than its name.
A tupperwear party! - Crow on opium den
A turkey roast is a foul ball
A twisted soul the mortar... despair the bricks
A twisting of language is unworthy of a judge
A twit, a flake..they're all the same to me
A two-hour daily allowance and a 28.8 Modem: Time is no problem!
A type 2 phaser beats four aces. - Worf during bad poker
A type II phaser *IS* The Universal Translator. - Worf
A type II phaser beats 4 aces. - Worf, on a bad poker night
A type II phaser beats four aces.-Worf playing poker
A typical romantic. All you scientists are. The Colonel
A unicorn is nothing more, nothing less, than a horny horse.
A united Germany means even fewer available sunbeds
A united Germany means even less sunbeds
A university does not intellectualize it's neighborhood.
A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in
A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be
A used car salesman knows he's lying. A programer doesn't
A useless life is an early death.
A user and his leisure time are soon parted
A user is known by the files he downloads.
A user's phone bill knows no bounds
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
A vacuum
A vacuum cleaner, Heidi Fliess, NAFTA, A Homosexual,
A vacuum cleaner, Heidi Fliess, NAFTA, Bill Clinton, a Homosexual
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. -- Tennessee Williams
A vacuum is nothing. We only mention it to let it know we know it's there
A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.
A valuable study. We may be seeing Earth's distant future. - Spock
A variety of taglines is a Virtue
A vasa cerkica draga, naravno, konzumira mladice
A vasectomy is never having to say you're sorry.
A vegetable diet lies at the basis of all reform.
A vegetarian is one who eats vegetables...BEWARE HUMANITARIANS!
A vending machine could sell tract housing
A vendre: Lit d'eau 14.4vps (14,400 vagues/seconde)!
A verbal agreement will do, until the lawyers get here.
A verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on. - Samuel Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on!
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. Goldwyn's Law of Contracts
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - S. Goldwyn
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on
A veritable deluge of woven words and one teeny-weeny drop of reality.
A veritable river of words
A very *small* joke, Ensign.þ Spock
A very fashionable girl, Aunt Rose. Lamont Cranston
A very gentle beast, and of a good conscience. <Shakespeare>
A very gentle tagline, and of a good conscience. -- Tagspeare
A very impressive title. - Neelix
A very interesting hypothesis, doctor. - Spock
A very large wastebasket with drawers. þ
A very little one, Ensign. **Spock
A very lovely thought, but not at all practical.
A very lovely thought, but not at all practical. - Jiminie Cricket
A very lucrative opportunity! - Quark
A very mature decision...get a life!
A very old and very wise man once said ... "HUH?"
A very sad person might drive a Saab.
A very sensible cat: fuzzy logic
A very serious tagline for a very serious message
A very sophisticated, very professional job. - Odo
A very special Ziffle family reunion - Crow
A very special Ziffle family reunion -- Crow T. Robot
A very wise mute once said :
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go
A vice is a taxable virtue
A victim of a cruel prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes.
A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his Visor
A victim of retroactive birth control.
A victim of your vanity you see just what you want to see.
A vida uma Soda - Socrates
A vida * uma soda! (F*crates)
A view also shared by this "reactionary right winger."
A village without music is a dead place full of deadheads
A viola's range? 30 feet if kicked hard enough
A violent argument errupts - Tom on nerdy family
A violent man will die a violent death. -- Lao Tsu
A violet man will die a violet death!
A violin minus the bow.
A virgin girl who is raped must marry her rapist. Deut. 22:28-29
A virgin is a notyeterosexual
A virtual data base is a segment of your imagination
A virtual reality of their own worse nightmare - Mulder (3x23)
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals
A virtuous life is its own punishment.
A virus ate my tagline collection! :(
A virus ate my tagline collection! :( && wroBC) !=
A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem!
A virus is just a FEMMSA quirk.
A virus scan program in OS/2: Found: WINDOWS Delete? Y/n?
A virus that eats Taglines would really make many people mad.
A virus? Some kind of disease? - Janeway
A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work
A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
A visitation would have been attributed to a succubus. --Mulder
A visitation... would have been attributed to a succubus - FM (3x21)
A vivid and creative mind characterize you.
A volatile mixture of hot munitions & cool jazz - Crow
A vole fight! I'm appalled! - Quark
A voltage spike? OUCH! That hertz!
A vote for Clinton is a hate crime against America
A vote for Perot WAS a vote for Clinton!
A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box.
A vulva is a car from Sweden.
A vulva is an automobile from Sweden. (Y/N) ?
A wagging tail tells no lies
A wagon designed for peak hour traffic is called the Stationary wagon.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
A waist is a terrible thing to mind -- Weight Watcher??
A waist is a terrible thing to mind!
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. -- Ziggy
A waist is a terrible thing to mind...
A waist is a terrible thing to watch!
A waitress is a beer drinker's best friend.
A walk in the Park <*shudder*> ...
A walk in the Park *shudder*
A walk on the WILDSIDE. Tony266@vabeach.relay.ucm.org
A war hammer? ... Why, you use it to drive your sword into infidels.
A war put off is not a war avoided. - Charleton Heston
A war worth waging is one against the poverty of ideas
A war, even the most victorious, is a national misfortune
A warm beer is an angry beer
A warm beer is better than no beer at all
A warm friend is good to find!
A warm smile is testimony of a generous nature.
A warm toast. Nice friends. An excellent wine. May you enjoy all three
A warning to drivers on the A5 to Norwich. It doesn't go there
A warp in time saves..uuumm..years and years!
A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor
A warrior does NOT steal taglines. --Worf
A warrior does not complain of physical discomfort. - Worf
A warrior's best friends: a claymore and a tankard of mead.
A warrior's drink - well that explains a lot!?!
A warrior's drink, eh? Well, that explains a lot
A warrior's mate does NOT say "jIh'wuQ" (I have a headache)!
A warrior's mate does NOT say 'jIwuQ' TWICE. <g,d,rf>
A warrior's mate does NOT say jiH'wuQ TWICE!
A warriors drink! Ä Worf
A waste is a terrible thing to mind
A waste is a terrible thing to mind - D. Quayle
A waste is a terrible thing to mind.
A waste of skin - Crow on jerky character
A waste of time. - Odo
A wasted day....one on which we have not laughed
A wasted mind is a terrible thing to educate
A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age
A watched boil never pops
A watched clock never boils
A watched clock never boils. -- Tom Weller
A watched modem never connects
A watched pot never boils, try turning on the heat
A watched pot never disappears.
A watched printer never fails
A watchmaker is someone who doesn't charge extra for working over time.
A wave of enthusiasm is seldom a permanent wave
A way to calm the angry voice. - Alanis Morissette
A weakness is only a weakness if you don't know it exists
A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. - FRA #261
A wealthy mind makes good cents.
A weapon in every hand, freedom on every side
A weapon in every hand, freedom on every side -- Eastern Sect Kyfho
A weapon is an enemy even to its owner. Turkish Proverb
A weapon to kill people, but leave buildings intact? Must be a mortgage
A weasel comes to say "Happy New Year" to the chickens. - Chinese Proverb
A weasel is a ferret with seniority.
A weasel ripped my dress! - Crow as guy attacks girl
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff in the world.
A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers
A wedding is an one night stand that got out of hand.
A wedding is for a day, Marriage is for a lietime
A wedding ring is like a tourniquet, it cuts off your circulation.
A week is a long time in politics.
A weird fantasy is a great reality
A well adjusted person is my regret list
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous
A well chosen tagline is a beautiful thing
A well conceived and expressed thought is awesome to behold
A well trained little Nazi can ruin your day.
A well written life is as rare as a well spent one.
A well-crafted origin is a joy forever
A well-crafted recipe is a joy forever.
A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
A well-hung lawyer: no room between his neck and the noose.
A well-known friend is a treasure
A well-read Bible is the sign of a well-fed soul
A well-spent one
A well-timed silence is more eloquent than words
A well-timed silence is oft more eloquent than words could ever be.
A well-trained little Nazi can ruin your whole day
A well-traveled individual might drive a Continental.
A well-written Life is almost as rare as well-spent one. -- Thomas Carlyle
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
A well-written life is not freeware!
A wet pussy is a terrible thing to waste.
A weyr is where a dragon is
A whale dropped at 50,000 feet will make a large splat
A whale in shallow water amuses the shrimp. Old Chinese Proverb
A what? To order a what? With what? - A.G. Bell (Animaniacs)
A wheel slices into the crowd killing three - Mike
A wheelbarrow! Why didn't you list that as one of our assests?
A while ago this whole planet was trying to kill us. - Kirk
A whimper a day keeps the gods away.
A whip's blow raises welts, a blow of the tongue crushes bones.
A whip, some chains and thou
A whip?...Maybe she wants to be friends again! - Frank on Margaret
A whippersnapper has nothing to do with sex? Drat!
A white lie is an aversion of the truth.
A white lie soon gets tanned from exposure.
A white male, middle class power holder - Gypsy
A white sport coat and a pink crustacean
A whole 45 feet of car, there - Tom
A whole boiled egg! Two years of night school finally paid off.
A whole cheese cake has a very short life span!
A whole life longnow lay scattered on the winds
A whole lot of ends! - Crow on girls' butts & THE END
A whole new day of rock climbing! -- Crow T. Robot
A whole roomful of bubble headed little guys - Crow
A whole skin is worth a thousand victories.
A whole skin is worth a thousand victories. - Brassclaw Orcs
A whole stack of memories will never equal one little hope.
A whole wodge a Tribble deleted for brevity
A wholesome mind is a wasted potential
A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't.
A wicked book cannot repent.
A wiener running away from a kettle -Tom as guy runs
A wiener running away from a kettle-- Tom Servo
A wife is NOT a handicap! Park elsewhere!
A wife is a luxury...a smart accountant a necessity. - FRA #255
A wife is a woman who dresses to kill and cooks the same way.
A wife is an attachment ya screw on the bed to get the ho
A wife is living proof that a man can take a joke
A wife is proof that a husband CAN take a joke
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, An ex-wife last's forever
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, a redhead is forever
A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there *for the rest of your life*. -- Jim Samuels
A wig feels so good when it comes off!--aspiring thespian
A wild duck never laid a tame egg....Irish proverb
A wild party? -Data
A will is a dead giveaway.
A wind-up clock without a key.
A window is a window is a window -- Trudy Gates
A windy April is death to little pigs.
A wink is as good as a nod... To a blind man. - Monty Python
A winner makes commitments; a loser makes promises.
A winner never quits. A quitter never wins
A winner says "Let's find out."; a loser says "Nobody knows."
A winner says, "It may be difficult, but it's possible." A loser says, "It may be possible, but it's too difficult."
A winner sees an answer in every problem. A loser just sees the problem
A winner shows some of his character, a loser, all of it.
A winner: Don't judge a book by its movie.
A wino asked me for change I gave him my shirt. -S.W.
A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt
A wino asked me for change... I gave him my shirt. Ä Steven Wright
A wise Ferengi changes his mind. A fool never will
A wise man asks questions without hesitation.
A wise man can hear profit in the wind -- ROA #22
A wise man can hear profit in the wind. Rule of acquisition no. 22
A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - 22nd Rule
A wise man can hear profit in the wind. - FRA #22
A wise man can see more from a mountain top than a fool can from the bottom of a well
A wise man can see more from a the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top
A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.
A wise man does everything advisedly
A wise man fears the Lord and shuns evil. --Prov. 14:16
A wise man hears one word and understands two
A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone
A wise man is slow in choosing friends & slower in changing
A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody.
A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools.
A wise man never needs it, a fool never takes it, it's always free??
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
A wise man never sits on a holy throne.
A wise man once said ..."I don't know."
A wise man once said, "Never piss on an electric fence"
A wise man once said.."I don't know, but I'll find out"
A wise man once said... I will find out
A wise man once said..."I dunno."
A wise man once said.... I don't know...
A wise man once said.... erm.... Oh f****
A wise man once said...... Water is Wet!
A wise man once said.I don't know...
A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them
A wise man that walks in the dark with a blindfold on, is not much of a wise man. - Chris Senkbeil
A wise man turns chance into good fortune
A wise man uses his enemies more than a fool his friends
A wise man who knows proverbs, reconciles difficulties - Yoruba
A wise man whose wisdom serves him not is wise in vain. - Ennius
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. * Bacon
A wise man's heart turns to the right, a fool's to the left. Ecc.10:2
A wise monkey don't monkey around with another monkey's monkey
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.
A wise old man once told me never to listen to a wise old man.
A wise person knows that he lacks knowledge.
A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion. -- Chinese proverb
A wise person sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can
A wise person sees the truth in all statements
A wise princess once said: Sometimes a frog is just a fr
A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
A wise son maketh a glad father. - Proverbs 10:1
A wise teacher makes learning a joy. (Proverbs 15:2 TLB)
A wise woman once said.."I don't know, but I'll find out"
A wise woman will always let her husband have her way
A wish is a desire without an attempt
A wit with dunces and a dunce with wits. - Pope
A wit's a feather, and a chief's a god; An honest man is the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope
A witch might drive a brougham.
A witticism, a bon mot, a.. THAT'S ENOUGH, DATA!
A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention
A witty saying proves nothing. - Voltaire
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
A wizard without a sword, thank you.
A wizard's only a priest without a god and a damp handshake
A wizard, huh? I throw my drink at him.
A wizards staff has a knob on the end !
A wock is what you throw at a wabbit
A wok is something you throw at a wabbit
A wok is what you cook a wabbit with
A wok is what you frow at a wabbit
A wolf by any other name is still a slinky
A wolf is a fox that brings flowers with him.
A wolf is a fox who sends flowers.
A woman a day keeps the wife away
A woman admitting that I am right?!? Something _must_ be
A woman and not have children. It's the central mission of women. -Hil
A woman came up to me and said, "I'd like to poison your mind"
A woman can be happy with any man as long as she doesn't love him.
A woman can look both moral and exciting -- if she also looks as if it were quite a struggle. -- Edna Ferber
A woman can never be too rich or too thin
A woman cries before the wedding, a man after.
A woman dropped into Isaac Newton's lap ... he discovered depravity
A woman drove me to drink & I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy
A woman drove me to drink and I never even thanked her
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!
A woman drove me to drink. I never properly thanked her.
A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium. <Publilius>
A woman flying upside down is a crackup
A woman forgives the audacity of which her beauty has prompted us to be guilty. -- LeSage
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. -- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far.
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far. - Fannie Hurst
A woman hath nine lives like a cat.
A woman in the buff is better than a diamond in the rough.
A woman in the house is worth two in the street
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when the phone rings.
A woman is a two edged sword... driven through you!
A woman is always buying something
A woman is always buying something. - Ovid
A woman is as young as she damn well pleases to be!
A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke!
A woman is like a bottle of wine, a feminist is like a WHINE bottle
A woman is like a dresser ... some man always goin' through her drawers
A woman is like a gun--don't fool with it!
A woman is like a piano. She's either upright or grand
A woman is like a two edged sword ... driven through your skull
A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfort
A woman is like... a beer! -Homer Simpson
A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld. -L. Long
A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a Smoke!
A woman is only a woman, but a '486 is computing!!!
A woman is only a woman, but a cigar is a good smoke.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
A woman is only as old as the man she feels.
A woman is raped every 6 minutes and every 18 seconds a woman is beaten.
A woman is still whole after being eaten
A woman is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me
A woman is the only thing that I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. - Abraham Lincoln
A woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the sea.
A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea. - Honoré de Balzac
A woman knows the value of love, but a man knows its cost.
A woman knows, Lieutenant. Adel Renn
A woman may veil her face with a smile.
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. -- Nietzsche
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
A woman must do something twice as well as a man to be considered half as good
A woman needs a fish like a man needs a bicycle
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
A woman never forgets her sex.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
A woman of wit acquires the cynicism of man.
A woman on time is one in nine
A woman rarely discards one lover until she is sure of another
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding cloths. - Joseph Addison
A woman senses these things. - Scully
A woman should have compassion
A woman should have compassion. - James T. Kirk
A woman should have compassion. -- Kirk, "Catspaw"
A woman should have compassion. Kirk, Catspaw, stardate 3018.2.
A woman shouldn't have to buy her own perfume. -- Maurine Lewis
A woman stops telling her age when it starts telling on her.
A woman talks to one man, looks at a second, and thinks of a third
A woman uses her intelligence to explain her intuitions
A woman walked into a bank and said, I want to open a joint account with somebody who has money!
A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was clearly platoonic
A woman who dresses to kill may cook the same way!
A woman who hates her father will end up hating you.
A woman who is loved always has success. <Baum>
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
A woman who's buttocks practically scrape the carpet!
A woman whose beauty was heartstopping, whose fury was heart-freezing
A woman with PMS & ESP is a b*tch who knows it all.
A woman with a past, has no future. - Oscar Wilde
A woman without a bicycle is like a fish without an airplane
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Therefore, a man without a woman is like a bicycle without a fish
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bycycle.
A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence.
A woman would rather talk with a man than an angel.
A woman's accusation is all that is need to for conviction.
A woman's advice has little value, but he who won't take it is a fool
A woman's advice is not worth much, but he who doesn't he
A woman's advice is not worth much, but he who doesn't heed it is a fool
A woman's best friend is a diamond, and a man's best friend a dog?
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. -- Clare Booth Luce, quoted in "The Wit of Women"
A woman's brain is divided into two parts - dollars and cents. - Anonymous MCP
A woman's brain is her Achilles' Heel.
A woman's chief asset is man's imagination.
A woman's choice can kill a man.
A woman's computer room is her hideaway!
A woman's favorite position is CEO
A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty.
A woman's head on a spike is not a pretty thing
A woman's home is her palace.
A woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them
A woman's idea of heaven is a place where she won't have to wash the dishes
A woman's intuition is merely a guess that made good
A woman's life is a history of affections.
A woman's love for a man is greater than a man's love for a woman
A woman's love is a man's privilege, not his right
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's.... she changes it more often.
A woman's no is ok, but a man's no is insensistivity
A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke.
A woman's only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Kipling
A woman's place is everyplace.
A woman's place is in command
A woman's place is in the bedroom. - Ferdinand Marcos
A woman's place is in the home - usually next to HER BBS
A woman's place is in the home - usually next to the telephone.
A woman's place is in the home, in front of her computer.
A woman's place is in the home, next to her PC.
A woman's place is in the house and sweeping the Senate floor!
A woman's place is in the wrong.
A woman's place is in the wrong. - James Thurber
A woman's promise to be on time carries a lot of wait
A woman's right to abortion...akin to her right to be
A woman's silence is wonderful to listen to.
A woman's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod.
A woman's virtue is man's greatest invention.
A woman's work is never done.... (unless she lives alone!)
A woman, but grabs a potato
A woman, especially if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. -- Jane Austen
A woman, like a good piece of music, should have a solid end. - Franz
A woman, like music, should have a good end
A woman, like music, should have a good end - F. Schubert
A woman, like music, should have a good end.
A woman, like music, should have a good end. --Schubert.
A womans no is ok, but a mans no is insensistivity
A womans place is in the house ... and in the senate.
A womans place is in the kitchen !
A womans place is on my face.
A womans work is never done, and a Bajorans doubly so
A women was in love with fourteen soldiers; it was platoonic.
A women's place in racing is behind the wheel
A women's place is in the home - usually next to HER BBS
A women's place is in the home - usually next to the telephone.
A wonder last but nine days, but Ferengi's are quick salesmen
A wonderful Republican tradition continues
A wonderfully spritely albeit annoying woman - Crow
A wonders of our century: the Spring-loaded, Reuseable Toothpick!
A wookie is a wecently wecwuted powiceman.
A wookie is an over-sized tribble with an attitude.
A word beginning with F and ending with UCK? Firetruck.
A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold.
A word is dead, When it is said; Some say. I say It just began to live that day. - Emily Dickinson
A word is like a friend - always good to know another.
A word is the game and the game is the word
A word is worth 1/1000th of a picture
A word means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less
A word of advice - don't give it
A word of advice . . . don't give it.
A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success
A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success
A word spoken in due season, how good it is! - Proverbs 15:23
A word to @F is necessary
A word to @TOFIRST@ is necessary
A word to Orville is necessary.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. - Bill Cosby
A word to the wise is enough. -- Miguel de Cervantes
A word to the wise is not necessary, it's the dumb one's that need it.
A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.y
A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice. --Bill Cosby
A working girl is one who quit her job to get married
A world dominated by mead-halls
A world of indifference. Heads and hearts too full.: Rush
A world of red neon and ultramarine RUSH -Alien Shore
A world of wanted children would make a world of difference
A world without religion is a truly peaceful world.
A world without snowflakes is like... summer!
A worm is PD software with an attitude
A worried Captain Janeway realised Ensign Gilligan was in her crew
A worried mind weighs a man down, but a kind word cheers him up.
A worthless wise man always charms the rabble.
A wound that will not heal. A heart that cannot feel.: Rush
A wounded spirit who can bear? - Proverbs 18:14
A wriggling worm in the hand sure beats two in the ground
A writer and his works should never be confused one for the other.
A writer feels about critics as a tree feels about dogs
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. -- William Faulkner
A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings. But fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, hammers don't ham, humdingers don't humding, and ushers don't ush,,,
A writer looks upon a book review critic the way trees look upon dogs.
A writer looks upon a book review critic the way trees look upon dogs.
A writer must not shift your point of view
A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs.
A wrong in capital cases is excused or palliated
A wrong is not done to one who knows and wills it
A wrong is not presumed
A yankee comes south to *_____visit*
A yankee visits the south. A damnyankee stays
A yard without a tree isn't fit for a dog!
A yarn monster! - Crow on shaggy alien beast
A yawn is a silent shout.
A yawn is a silent shout. >YYYYYYYYAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!<
A yawn is a silent shout. -- Chesterton
A yawn is sometimes a silent shout.
A yawn may be impolite, but it's an honest opinion
A year ago A cold October night...
A year ago I couldn't even spell Genalogist now I are one
A year ago... A cold October night
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in
A year without hunting is like a dinner without wine. - Jeff Cooper
A year's work in artificial intelligence makes you believe in god
A yeer ago I kudnt spel progrmr; now I are won
A yer ago I kudnt eevun spel progrmer. now I are won
A yer ago I kudnt spel '386 now I own won
A yer ago I kudnt spel fotogopher now I are won
A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won.
A yer ago I kudnt spel modderrater, now I are won
A yer ago I kudnt spel progremr now I are won.
A yer ago I kudnt spel tecknisian now I are won
A yer ago I kundt spel jeanyus now I are won.
A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A yer ao I kudnt spel seks mainiek now I are won.
A young Mrs. Lockhorn prepares dinner - Tom
A young child is a noise with dirt on it
A young doctor means a new graveyard
A young doctor means a new graveyard. German proverb
A young lion charges quickest, and when you least expect it!
A young man loves the first woman who flatters him
A young man's fancy and an old man's dream.
A young sophisticator who falls in love 3 pages later
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires,,,
A youthful Jabba the Hut - Mike on Mel Torme
A yummy enemy isn't an enemy for very long
A zealot's stones will break my bones, but gods will never hurt me
A zebra cannot change its spots - Al Gore
A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore
A zoinoid Guyver? -- The Guyver
A zoo animal, released, afraid to leave its cage. That is conservatism.
A zoo animal, released, afraid to leave its cage. That`s a christian
A zoo is a good place to study human behavior
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. L. Long
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. (shortened)
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. - Lazarus Long
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. -- Heinlein
A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe. -L. Long
A! = Animaniacs
A! Collectable Taglines #02: Wakko Warner
A! Collectable Taglines #06: Slappy Squirrel
A! Collectable Taglines #11: Ralph the Security Guard
A! Collectable Taglines #12: Dr. Otto Scratchansniff
A! Collectable Taglines #14: Thaddeus Plotz
A! Collectable Taglines #17: Marita Hippo
A! Collectable Taglines #20: Minerva Mink
A! Collectable Taglines #23: Katie Ka-Boom
A! Collectable Taglines #4: Pinky
A! Collectable Taglines #5: Brain
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