A D R E N A L I Z E
A band-aid? I'm a doctor Jim, not a----, oh forget it.
A total mess
A total mess...
A "Bad FAT" ....15 years experience... a clear conscience
A "Bobbit" snowstorm: About 4 inches on the ground
A "Cashless God". Is THAT what they mean by "non Denominational"????
A "Cherry Tart" is an oxymoron
A "Holier-than-thou" has a better right to judge humanity than GOD!!
A "Just Peace" is when our side gets whatever it was that it wanted.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes!
A "No Frills" Airline,,,The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
A "No Frills" Airline,,,You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messag
A "TransMatch" is not a car made by Pontiac!
A "bird in hand" makes brushing your teeth difficult.
A "can't" is someone who sits on their "can."
A "cheap shot" can still get you drunk.
A "died-again" Satanist? I _like_ it, I _like_ it!
A "language" is a dialect with an army.
A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms
A "pacifist male" is a contradiction in terms. L. Long
A "peeping Tom" is a guy who is too lazy to go to the beach.
A "program" is used to create error messages!
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A "reel" fisherman always prays his knot will hold!
A "reel" fisherman always prays his line is the right weight test!
A "reel" fisherman always remembers what he forgot, after the launch!
A "reel" fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!
A "reel" fisherman can be very a-luring!
A "reel" fisherman can do it anywhere, on, in or by the water!
A "reel" fisherman can tell you about his first catch!
A "reel" fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!
A "reel" fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck
A "reel" fisherman has a story about 'the big one that got away'!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!
A "reel" fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!
A "reel" fisherman has given away fish, because 'he caught the limit'!
A "reel" fisherman has hooked a tree more than once!
A "reel" fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each
A "reel" fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!
A "reel" fisherman has sworn he will not loose another strike!
A "reel" fisherman knows a smart fish never gets caught!
A "reel" fisherman knows all the right TV shows to watch!
A "reel" fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!
A "reel" fisherman knows how to use his worm!
A "reel" fisherman knows the exact count of his best day!
A "reel" fisherman knows the exact size and date of his biggest catch!
A "reel" fisherman leaves an area cleaner than when he arrived!
A "reel" fisherman makes sure his license is up-to-date!
A "reel" fisherman needs no excuse!
A "reel" fisherman never has a full freezer!
A "reel" fisherman never has a full tackle box!
A "reel" fisherman never has enough time to fish!
A "reel" fisherman will always sharpen a new hook!
A "reel" fisherman will fish in any weather... if they're bitin' !
A "reel" fisherman will never go hungry!
A "reel" fisherman will never tell which bait was used for his catch!
A "running mate" is a husband who dared to talk back.
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of saying slow down.
A "swift kick at his back door" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in th'south-forty" is no way t'get a dragon's attention.
A "swift kick in the butt" is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A "ten-foot poll"? Five people taking a survey
A "user friendly" program doesn't have a 600 page manual!
A #T366 . Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married
A $ saved is a $ congress has overlooked!
A $2500 computer with a 79* speaker...and no volume ctrl!
A $300 monitor will protect a $.50 fuse.
A $300 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowig
A $300.00 Picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first.
A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blo
A $50.00 P.A. transistor will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first!
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by frying first.
A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector every time!
A 'Restore' or a high-level cleric we will quest for then.
A 'de position' is something you do AFTER sex.
A 'droid don't pull yer arms outta yer sockets when he loses.
A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands
A 'government subsidy' is getting just some of your own m
A 'language' is a dialect with an army.
A 'soldier of darkness'? I'll believe it when I see it. - Sheridan
A 'wild party?' - Data
A (mail) packet a day keeps the doctor away!
A *Ban Handguns* bumper-sticker NEVER stopped a RAPE!
A *Lady* is NEVER sur-[trapdoor]-pprriiiiiiiiissseeddddd!
A *REAL* dumb blonde? Doesn't get the punchlines to blonde jokes!
A *Tagline* got you suspended from the FIDO Taglines Conference?
A *specific* ocean? Which one? Be more *Pacific*! -- Crow
A +25 sword of DM Slaying? Where can I find one?
A ... File/File save as ... ;-)
A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world
A .357 magnum beats four aces
A .44 Magnum beats 4 Aces
A .45 beats a royal flash EVERY TIME
A .GIF is worth a thousand .TXT's.
A .QWK is a Day's Adventure.
A .QWK! Oh my GAWD! Step on it before it reproduces!!!
A /root canal is better than a //root canal.
A 10 as an 8 is a 4; a 4 as a 4 is a 10!
A 10 second fuse lasts 3 seconds if made in USA
A 10-MHz 486?? Sorry, I didn't notice you had Windows
A 100 watt bulb is not twice as bright as a 50 watt bulb
A 100% right of return both ways.
A 100'th level Techno-Mage? I goose her!
A 10K brain attached to a 28,800 bps mouth
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
A 1200 baud brain attached to a 28800 baud mouth.
A 15 day wait, can be 14 days too long. Ask the folks in L.A.!
A 1950 dollar is now worth $0.1843. VOTE PEROT IN '96!!
A 20MM cannon can ruin your whole day.
A 20mm Vulcan cannon from an A-7 means never having to say you're sorry
A 2400 baud modem makes you want to get out and push!
A 25th level CE mage/cleric? I pinch her butt!
A 25th level cleric/mage? I goose her!
A 2x4, Sir?
A 3* stiffy is better than 5* floppy
A 3.5 disk should fit in a 5.25 drive, right?
A 3.5 inch hard is better than a 5.25" floppy.
A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
A 30 day vacation will shut anyone up!
A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock.
A 30-alarm fire ravages suburb of Panama City... Film at 11
A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case
A 30? Are you dumb, or just incredibly lazy? - Darien
A 30mm round through the head could ruin your whole day!
A 32c postage due has been charged to your VISA
A 3«" hard is better than a 5¬" floppy.
A 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock.
A 486 makes more errors than an XT in the same time
A 486 that runs at 10 MHz? Oh, I didn't notice you had Windoze
A 486 that runs at 10 Mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows
A 486-50 is the only acceptable solution.
A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16 - Crow
A 4X speed NEC CD Rom, Soundblaster 16. -- Crow T. Robot
A 4X4X8: on a Honda.
A 5-minute argument or the full half hour?
A 5.8, a 5.9, but the Eastern Block Judge Mistress Wanda
A 50 pound bicycle doesn't need a lock.
A 5000 pound star-fruit on top of me, Tom crumbled.-J.Foster/carambola
A 586SX, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD, now then C:\WIN
A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
A 90 mhz Pentium w/32 megs of RAM - Crow T. Robot's PC
A 90 mhz Pentium w/32 megs of RAM - Crow on his computer
A 90 mhz Pentium with 32 megs of RAM. -- Crow T. Robot
A :-) happens in a flash, but the memory lasts a lifetime
A B B --- Anybody But Bush!
A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
A B C D E F G, Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee......
A B C D E-F-G. Eric the half a bee...... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
A B C D goldfish? L M N O goldfish! O S A R goldfish!
A BABY IS A LIFE, NOT A CHOICE.
A BABY! QUICK! SHOOT! - BATF
A BAD day's fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
A BAD day....Transfer completed...573,000b 11cps
A BAD days fishing STILL beats a GOOD day at work!
A BANDAID!? Jim,I'm a doctor,not a... oh, never mind
A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
A BANDAID!? Darn it Jim,I'm a doc..oh,never mind!
A BANDAID!? Darn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind
A BANDAID? Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a oh, yeah!
A BASIC programmer who moonlights as a stripper wears a G$.
A BBS addict is hooked when: you consider BBSing better than chocolate.
A BBS addict is hooked when: you hold the world's record for posting
A BBS crasher is a serial killer
A BBS needs Qwk like a fish needs a bicycle.
A BBS will never break down till just after you leave on vacation
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds
A BIG CAT can hurt you, but a LITTLE PUSSY never hurt any man.
A BIG ROCK>>>>>>me<<<<<<A HARD PLACE
A BJ each day keeps the doctor away
A BLACK bin liner draped over a TV aerial makes a cheap yet effective
A Baby: nine months interest on a small deposit.
A Bachelor believes in life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit
A Bachelor can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
A Bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once
A Bachelor is a man who: can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.
A Bachelor is a man who: is allergic to wedding cakes
A Bachelor looks but does not leap.
A Bachelor won't take `yes' for an answer
A Bad Idea: Being Knighted with a Vorpal Sword.
A Bad Redhead? Ohhhh, that's just too good to be True!
A Bajoran Tricorder is fast, accurate & good for hitting peoples heads
A Bajoran doctor gives Dax some Combantrin and accidentally kills her
A Bajoran religious leader from Star Trek: DSN gets Kai-arrhea
A Barbershop tag is the ultimate tagline!
A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass
A Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods!
A Barney worshipper said this: AARRGGHH!! Slander!!!
A Basket, a Bobbitt, a Chop it off and Have it.
A Baskin-Robbins employee might drive a Jimmy.
A Batarang is _no_ defense against Odo!
A Batch File is just a list of "To Dos" for a Computer
A Batchelor's 'fridge: Home of the Chia-Meatloaf
A Battle of the Wits?! To the Death!?
A Bee On A Bee Makes A Baby Bee, that does: 'BEE BEE BEE BEE BEE...'
A Beer always goes down easy.
A Beer chaser is easy to catch.
A Beer doesn't care when you come.
A Beer doesn't have in-laws.
A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A Beer is always satisfying.
A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
A Beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
A Belgian is a hell living on Earth.
A Berzerker Death Lord/High Priest? I goose him!
A Best Brains production
A Bestiary of Plant Eaters - by Herb Avore
A Bicycle Built For 2
A Big W E L C O M E T O T H E F L S I N G L E S ! ! ! to you!
A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. -Vincent
A Big Mac, french fries and a large Coke!
A Big Mouth Travels Far.
A Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to. -- Thomas Jefferson
A Bird in the Bush is worth 2 in the Hand!
A Bird in the hand will doo doo on you.
A Blast from the Past!
A Blonde asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Harley Davidson.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda.
A Blonde with brain damage Normal
A Blonde's Mating Call, I'm Soooooooooooooo Drunk!
A Blonde's idea of safe sex is padded headboards.
A Blonde's nursery rhyme. Humpme Dumpme.
A Blondes idea of safe sex: Put the car in Park
A BloodLine (c) is a wonderful thing to taste
A Blotter: Something to look for while the ink dries.
A Blue Door is hidden by a colorful metaphor
A BlueWaver is someone who loves BlueWave products! (C) DA 1993
A Blueberry is purple, except when green it is red!
A Bluewave of avalanche proportions.
A Bomb! - Lister
A Book an How to Run Software Manually - Geek Flinstone .... jam
A Book of Verses underneath the Bough.
A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated.
A Borg Dalek: We obey.
A Borg Killer: Assimilate Congress: Then they'll NEVER work together!
A Borg Killer: Get Clinton: Their systems will be overtaxed and crash.
A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion
A Borg guess is a Collective hunch
A Borg is coming! Quick, try to look useless!
A Borg with emotion is like Rush Limbaugh with a mike.
A Borg, A Ferenghi, and a Romulan walk into a bar
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi.
A Borg?
A Borgs breakfast: Nanites sprinkled on Corn Flakes
A Born Executive: his father owns the business.
A Boxing Corner man's Story by Dawson DeTowel
A Brand for Life
A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything.
A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare!
A Bugless Program is an Abstract Theoretical Concept.
A Bullitt Production.
A Butt-head virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A Butterfly is beautiful inside too!
A Butthead virus would be annoying! uh huh huh uh Your system sucks!
A Buzzard: "I had a nightmare I was Charles Schumer in another life!"
A Buzzard: Ugh! I had a nightmare I was Sarah Brady in another life!
A C compiler ? You call THAT a C compiler ?
A CAT IS AN ANIMAL THAT JUST KEEP ON GIVING......LOVE
A CATHETER LEAVES YOU FEELING DRAINED
A CEO would drive an Achieva.
A CLUELOW -- Who *really means it* when he asks ...
A COMPLETE Genealogy just can't be.. there's always more.
A CONS is an object which cares
A CONS is an object which cares. - Bernie Greenberg
A Camel is a horse designed by a committee
A Canadian DOS prompt: EH?:\>
A Canadian is an unarmed American with health care.
A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe.
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
A Canadian? It's like an American, without the gun, with health care
A Cantonese will eat anything with legs but a chair.
A Cantonese will eat anything with wings but a plane.
A Canuk is somebody who can make love in a canoe
A Cardassian groin protector is still no defence against Kira!
A Cardassian ship with a cloaking device? - Kira
A Cat AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can Buy.
A Cat WILL blink when hit by a hammer.
A Cat in the tire treads will make a Car run Smoother
A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Man
A Cat is only domestic in so far as suits its own needs.
A Cat is the Universe's way of showing us purrfection
A Cat may look at a King.
A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain
A Cat's purr is sound of it generating mystery and enigma
A Caterpillar.........An upholstered worm
A Celeron has less computing power than an engineer's wrist watch.
A Chainsaw beats Violet Reflect EVERY time.
A Champion is as a Champion does in all things
A Charlie Watts walk on
A Charlie Watts walk on-- Mike Nelson
A Charter Member of the "New Wave" software!
A Cheapskate is someone who marries a prostitute for her money.
A Chev may not be a Cadillac but at times it beats walking
A Chicken in every pot and a wolf in every womb. Because of the flu
A Child of the 60s.
A Child's thoughts answer, the pain is in you, not I.
A Chinese Proverb: Yuck Fou!
A Chinese couple should only DO IT once
A Chinese couple should only do it once.
A Choice is ALWAYS possible, ...even Without ANY Options!
A Christian does not own his wealth; he owes it.
A Christian is a person who makes you think of Jesus
A Christian is an oak flourishing in winter. - Thomas Traherne
A Christian must keep the faith, but not to himself.
A Christian should keep the faith, but to himself.
A Christian walk is a better witness than a Christian talk
A Church guard must mind his keys and pews.
A Church is God between four walls. - Victor Hugo
A Classic is literature that is highly praised...although rarely read
A Clear Conscience is nothing more than a poor memory
A Clever Tagline Is A Sign Of A Sick Mind
A Cliff-Top Tragedy - By Eileen Dover
A Clinton victory = Total disaster
A Closed Mind gets you what you Deserve
A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot
A Closet is a dark room where queer things develope!
A Coca-Cola cowboy will use fizzy logic.
A Communist is a Liberal in a hurry!
A Communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
A Communistic Keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A Communistic Keyboard has no 'ESC' Key
A Compendium Of Italian Nobel Prize Winners
A Computer Hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963....NO CARRIER 1996
A Conscientious Conservative doesn't call his computer a PC.
A Conservative Mind is a lot to waste. Liberal Media Attack Time nears!
A Conservative government is an organized hypocrisy. -- Disraeli
A Conservative is a Liberal who's been mugged
A Conservative is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A Conservative's cure for America are worse than the problem.
A Conservative's generosity is limited to his/her rich friends.
A Cray Supercomputer and a 2400 baud modem!
A Cray a day to keep IBM away!
A Cray-3 is so fast it runs an infinite loop in 3 ms
A Cricetid or any small Slavic origin rodent - Tom
A Critique Of Ian Fleming - By J. M. Spond
A Cross? Oh, vey, have YOU got the wrong vampire!
A Crowded Bar
A Crown of Thorns is still a Crown...Samael
A Crucifix? Oy vey -- have YOU got the wrong vampire
A Czechoslovakian Sandy Frank movie?! - Tom
A D and D: Advanced Democrats and Dragons. I wanna be a dragon
A D.M.'s Best Twit filter is a large Red Dragon.
A DOLLAR is a weight of silver.
A DOS better than DOS = OS/2 !
A DUMMY LOAD is not a truckful of mannequins!
A Dad's money is not more valuable than a Dad's time
A Daisy by any other name Still attracts aphids
A Dalek Borg: "As-si-mi-late."
A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la- ted.
A Day Of A Thousand Years - By Ann O. Domini
A Day Without Paronomasia, Is A Day Without Punshine
A Dead Criminal is one a Sleazy Liberal Judge cannot let off the hook.
A Deja Vu is God's way of saying Redo from start
A Democrat -- too poor to be a capitalist, too rich to be a Communist.
A Democrat is society's version of a computer virus
A Democrat is someone who wants to put YOUR money where H
A Democrat is someone who would be a Republican if he had the money
A Democrat is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run
A Democrat's generosity is limited only by your income
A Denebian Slime Devil is a Tribble built to Klingon specifications.
A Dentist is a bridge builder
A DesiLu Production.
A Diamond Is a Chunk of Coal That Was Made Good Under Pressure !!
A Dick By Any Other Name is Still a Dick
A Difference Between Men and Boys: Price of Toys
A Difficulty for Every Solution. -- Motto of the Federal Civil Service
A Diplomat can look happy when he has unexpected dinner guests
A Diplomat job is to settle problems created by other diplomats
A Dirty Elf is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Dirty Lil' Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
A Discordian is prohibited of believing what he reads
A Dog is just a dog until he faces you, then he is Mr. Dog.
A Dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is Revenue Canada's
A Dope Dealer Will Sell To Anybody's Kids EXCEPT THERE OWN!
A Dope Smoking, Draft Dodging, Adulterer is President?
A Dr. Clayton Forrester presentation - Dr. Forrester
A Dragon stranded in shallow water furnishes amusement for the shrimps
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? It's your turn to go first.
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your
A Dragon with THAC0 -98? Um, it's your turn to go first.
A Dragonrider's pet wolf is a weyr -wolf!
A Drive-in movie is wall to wall car-petting
A Druid! A Druid who turns undead! A Druid! I'm gonna be sick!
A Dungeons & Dragons version of the Newlywed Game -- Crow
A Durian a day keeps everyone away
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