Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Acura Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Acura Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acutal Headlines: Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Acute alcoholic: An attractive drunk
Acute: Opposite of an ugly.
Acy ivbDh!? *Ea yuo sa* *^%$ *Cy tb**Di
Ad - Dog for sale, eats anything; is fond of children
Ad - Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy
Ad - Modular Sofas. Only $299.00. For rest or fore play
Ad - Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops
Ad - Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it
Ad - See ladies blouses. 50% off!
Ad - Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale
Ad - TOMBSTONE SLIGHTLY USED. Cheap. Weil's Curiosity Shop
Ad - Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it
Ad - Vacation Special: Have your house exterminated.
Ad - Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential
Ad - Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions
Ad - Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month
Ad - We build bodies that last a lifetime.
Ad - Widows made to order. Send us your specifications
Ad Astra Per Aspera... Andre Norton
Ad Hoc Ad Hoc Ad Hoc, etc
Ad Hoc, Ad Nauseum and Ad Hominen: the Holy Trinity of Stringfellow
Ad Libitum - A premiere
Ad Nauseam: Commercials that make you puke.
Ad aperturam libri....Where the book opens
Ad astra par adua, like it or not
Ad astra per ardua nostra
Ad astra per aspera
Ad astra per aspera (by striving you will reach the stars
Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars by aspiration.)
Ad calendas graecas
Ad for automobile air bags: "Inflation we can live with."
Ad from 2010: Pentium PC for sale, I'm switching to gas heat
Ad in newspaper: "Lion-Tamer looking for tamer lion."
Ad nauseam--too many commercials
Ad nauseam--too many liberals
Ad omnia paratus
Ad: DOWNTOWN LOCATION Wear your flak jacket to karate lessons at lunch
Ad: Don't tear clothing with machinery. We do it by hand
Ad: OPPORTUNITY TO ADVANCE: Your new boss will be the next one to go
Ad: Part-time married girls for soda fountain job
Ad: SOME TRAVEL REQUIRED: Do you own stock in an airline?
Ada is PL/I trying to be Smalltalk. - Codoso diBlini
Ada is like a waltz of drugged elephants
Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist
Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist - Jean Icbiah
Ada is the work of an architect, not a computer scientist." - Jean Icbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie
Ada programmers do it by committee.
Ada programmers do it in packages.
Adagio Bbs, Atlanta, Ga, USA 404/633-8399
Adam had the first soda fountain; he made Eve's cherry pop
Adam & Eve Virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple
Adam & Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring.
Adam & Eve raised kids with NO help; did a pretty bad job
Adam & Eve sugar farmers? Yes! They raised Cain.
Adam & Eve were sugar farmers - they raised Cain
Adam & Eve's first fight?..She put his new suit in the salad!!
Adam - "Who else?"
Adam Bomb's from Three-Mile Island. That's like Canada. - B. Heenan
Adam Colley aka Chimmy wrote to Flare:
Adam Had'em (microbes) - Anonymous, claimed as shortest poem
Adam West is tied to a giant waffle iron! How will he escape?
Adam West: Get a drink * Crow: It IS 10:00 am
Adam West: You may've noticed * Crow: I'm Adam West
Adam and Eve had a dysfunctional family
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was they escaped teething.--Mark Twain
Adam and Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring
Adam and Eve probably found genealogy a bit boring
Adam and Eve raised kids with NO help; did a pretty bad job
Adam and Eve's phone number: 28-APPLE
Adam and Eve, meet the serpent.
Adam asked "What's a Headache?"
Adam asked Eve: "What's a headache?"
Adam ate the apple and our teeth still ache
Adam had the first soda fountain; he made Eve's cherry pop.
Adam said to Eve, "I'm getting tired of eating apples every day!!"
Adam said to Eve: I wear the Plants in this family; remember that!
Adam said-what's a headache???
Adam shouldn't have had an Apple either
Adam shouldn't have had an }}}}}}}}}}}}}
Adam to Abel: "Would it kill you to spend more time with your brother?"
Adam to Eve - I'll wear the plants in this family.
Adam to Eve - Stand back! I don't know how long it gets!
Adam to Eve -- "I'll wear the plants in this family."
Adam to Eve: "I wear the plants in THIS family!"
Adam to Eve: "I'LL wear the plants in this family!"
Adam to Eve: "Stand back! I don't know how long this thing gets!"
Adam to Eve: "Stand back, I dunno how big this thing gets."
Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!
Adam to God: "What, no more free pizza?"
Adam was a perfect example.
Adam was a rough draft.
Adam was created before Eve to give him a chance to say something
Adam was the first man in space.
Adam was the soft drink maker: he made Eve's cherry smash.
Adam's Apple - the apple Eve gave to Adam
Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention
Adam's father and mother were same-sex parents.
Adam's rib became the original bone of contention
Adam, beam us a board! (2x4 drops from sky)
Adam...quit with tha ribbing, will ya ?
Adam: Galactic Hitch Hiker
Adamant ignorance beats rational logic every time.
Adamant. The very first insect.
Adams "A journalist is a professional whose business it is to explain
Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman - Brian Moore)
Adams, it is a qoute from Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Adapt or Die. The real Law of Nature.
Adapt. Enjoy. Survive.
Add 2 stick's of butter {One for each thigh.}Add 7 sticks of stress
Add DEVICE=EXXON to your CONFIG.SYS. Mess up environment
Add DEVICE=FINGERCROSS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
Add Sig: add signatures to messages automatically, no hassles, public
Add a feature... Add a bug
Add a grain of truth to a Tribble and you get another Tribble.
Add a tagline, get a tagline, not a Brussels sprout
Add excitement to your life. Amaze your friends. Act li
Add little to little and there will be a big pile
Add nauseam: plus GST and PST.
Add one more pair of hands to that
Add sugar to shredded cardboard - else it tastes like cornflakes!
Add the list of n numbers & then divide the sum by n said Tom meanly
Add the nutmeg! - Pinky
Add this line to AUTOEXEC.BAT: IF EXIST \WINDOWS *.* DELTREE \WINDOWS
Add this list of n numbers and divide the sum by n, said Tom meanly
Add this to your Linux command line as root: rm /dev/hda
Add to your Genealogy the easy, fun way. Have Grandchildren!
Add to your Genealogy the fun, easy way. Have Grand Children!
Add up a column by adding it down.
Add variety to your sex life, use the other hand.
Add your favorite Tagline here
Add your own tagline in the space provided: [ ]
Addams Family Thing dies - Wrists in Peace
Addams family finds religion. --Mulder
Adde parvum parvo magnus acervus er - OVID
Adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit
Adde parvum parvo magnus acervus erit. (Add little to little, get big pile.)
Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.] -- Ovid
Added teh to my spell-checker to save some time
Addendum: The Warner Sister. - Dot Warner
Addict*, the *TagKing*, the *TagSquad*, the *Tagline Court* or of this
Addicted to Borg - Robert Palmer of Borg
Addicted to THINKING? Detox as a liberal politician!!
Addicted to THINKING? Detox as a state employee!!
Addicted to women.
Addicted, obsessive, compulsive... Modem Addicts on the next Geraldo
Addiction Sign #397: Refering to yourself as "ga"
Addictis Taglinus, Gary Caplan! <--A possible "handle?" Naah!
Addictive, n. - Having an inelastic demand curve
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
Adding 100 to 486 made 585.99982740613, so they named it "Pentium"
Adding Chile powder is reserved for us "special people".
Adding Taglines is considered "OFF-TOPIC"
Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality -- it just makes the manuals thicker
Adding manpower to a late project makes it later.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. -- F. Brooks, "The Mythical Man-Month"
Adding manpower to a late software project only makes it later
Adding manpower to something already old only makes it older.
Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. -- actress Mary Pickford, 1925
Adding sugar to grape juice is like adding caffeine to coffee, but Motts did it when they bought Welch's.
Addition? Sure! Subtraction? Sure! Multiply? Sure! Divide? Uh, maybe.
Addition? Sure! Subtraction? Sure! Multiply? Sure! Divide? Uh, maybe.
Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded
Additional parts and labor may be required at substantial additional cost
Address - Type of attire worn by some female programmers.
Address all flames to dkoresh@waco.org
Address not found: (A)bort (F)ail (R)un (S)h** (G)oBlind |-)
Address not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out! |-)
Address: 360 Floppy Dr
Address: Ed Dukeshire, 31 Westford St., Haverhill, MA 01832
Address: Type of attire worn by some female programmers.
Adel Renn: I saw Tom murder my husband, Mr. Tuvok
Adendum: The Warner Sister. - Dot Warner
Adendum: The Warner Sister. -- Dot Warner
Adenoid - Domino's Pizza character
Adept
Adherents of my religion don't all believe the same thing, Tom decreed.
Adhesive tagline. Lick this XXXX!
Adidas - eat them !
Adidas: Adverytising Does Influeance Dumb A**hole's Selection
Adios embrios de nuestros matros della muertos
Adios, Amiga!
Aditi - Mother of the lights of heaven
Aditi, Mother of the lights of heaven.
Adjustable devices are always in constant need of adjustmen
Adjusting finances and making budgets won't help when you're broke!
Adjustment error ... Loose nut behind the keyboard.
Adler's Distinction: Language is all that separates us from the lower animals, and from the bureaucrats
Adm. Jamerson - I falsified the records to Starfleet
Administrare las riquezas con los criterios de escases
Admiral - Capt. Picard will start with the opening argument
Admiral - Grand session tomorrow; Holodeck! Two Pm! Don't
Admiral - What took so $#$(#$ long Picard!?
Admiral @F, you only have the CONN temporarily. --Picard
Admiral @L is in Major Kira's quarters
Admiral @L, you only have the CONN temporarily. --Picard
Admiral @LN@ is in Commander Riker's quarters
Admiral @LN@ is in Holosuite XXX-Five
Admiral @LN@ is in Major Kira's quarters
Admiral @LN@ is in Stellar Cartography
Admiral @LN@ is in Ten-Forward
Admiral @TOLAST@ is in Major Kira's quarters
Admiral @TOLAST@, you only have the CONN temporarily. - Picard
Admiral Bullitt, you only have the CONN temporarily. --Picard.
Admiral Cartright: Arrest those men! [*] Spock: Arrest yourself!
Admiral Daala: We have been wounded - but we will never be defeated!
Admiral Halsey notified me
Admiral Hanson - We're going to miss you at the party
Admiral Heinlein doesn't let the @L's build spacecraft
Admiral Nechayev always hopes Anna Steven will be her friend one day
Admiral Nechayev cries herself to sleep 'coz Anna says she hates her.
Admiral Nechayev is kind, courteous & friendly in her off-duty hours
Admiral Necheyev cries herself to sleep 'coz Anna says she hates her.
Admiral Piett: Increase forward firepower!
Admiral Quinn - It won't like your science officer
Admiral Sid Dithers - Mike
Admiral There be Dash-8 32 BWH's here...
Admiral! There be voles here!!
Admiral! There be whales here! - Scotty
Admiral's daughter, but her naval base was always full of seamen
Admiral, Hate you. Stole ship. Gone for 75 Yrs. Capt.
Admiral, I am receiving Whale Song. (Uhura)
Admiral, I think Commander @F is being incredibly short-sighted
Admiral, there be WHALES here! - Montgomery Scott
Admiral, there be whales here! Scotty, that's a mirror.
Admiral, there be whales here! Scotty, that's a \SLMR\TA
Admiral, there be whales here!" "No, Scotty, that's a mirror."
Admiral, there be whales here.....or very large Changelings!
Admiral, this is Neelix, our Morality Officer. - Janeway
Admiral, you only have the CONN temporarily. Picard
Admiral. There be DRIVEL here!
Admiral... There be Dash-8 32 BWH's here
Admiral... There Be Whales Here ! - Scotty
Admiral: <Growl> Just show me to my quarters
Admiral: <Grumble> It'll have to do I suppose! When's the
Admiral: About as much as removing a tumor
Admiral: Alright, Mr. Worf?
Admiral: And now for the evidence..Picard?
Admiral: CONTINUE!
Admiral: Capt. Picard will start with the opening argument.
Admiral: Correction. You CAN do that
Admiral: I sense a useless character
Admiral: I think we've heard enough!
Admiral: Interesting! I didn't know that
Admiral: Jean-Luc, you have no client!!
Admiral: Mr. Worf, please present your evidence
Admiral: One Admiral Leonard McCoy
Admiral: Please play it
Admiral: Sorry..that's not a crime..or at least not a major crime
Admiral: That's right, Mr. Worf, and the prosecution will
Admiral: The Grand inditement and generally bad court martial
Admiral: What for?
Admiral: What relevance does this have to the case?
Admiral: Who's this one?
Admiral: Woof-woof, Lt
Admiral: hey! Waitasec! You can't do that!
Admirals, there be whales here! -Scotty, that's a mirror
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves
Admiration, n.: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves
Admiration: polite recognition of self-reflection.
Admire it later prisoner, for now just use it. - Roland
Admire the politician with no talent, but is modest
Admired by one man, a girl is sufficiently adorned. - Propertius
Admired by one man, a girl is sufficiently adorned. - PropertiusAdmit it! You thought the above message was serious!
Admirer, n. - One who sees himself in the mirror of another person
Admit it - you expected to see a copyright notice here
Admit it! You thought the above message was serious!
Admit it! You've got a fork fetish!
Admit it, @F, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head
Admit it, @FN@. You're *really* a closet dittohead, aren't you?
Admit it, @N@, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head.
Admit it, @TOFIRST@. You're *really* a closet dittohead, aren't you?
Admit it, Al Gore, you really enjoy midget wrestling. :-)
Admit it, Al Gore, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head.
Admit it, Bill Clinton, you really enjoy midget wrestling, don't you?
Admit it, Bill Clinton, you really enjoy midget wrestling. :-)
Admit it, Orville Bullitt, you're REALLY a closet ditto-head.
Admit it- you expected to see a copyright notice here.
Admit it. You liked it, didn't you? -- Frank N. Furter
Admit it. we're lost. - Chekov
Admit it... you all will be destroyed. - Alien
Admit it...DOS 6.0 is really only DOS 5.1
Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator!
Admit nothing, deny everything, and launch counter-accusations.
Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the Sysop.
Admit nothing, deny everything, launch counter-accusations. - Liberals
Admit nothing,Deny everything, Demand proof! Blame others
Admit to a mistake; apologize; then move on. :-)
Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.
Admit your mistakes
Admit your mistakes before someone exaggerates them for you.
Admit your mistakes.
Admittedly there's not a whole lot of evidence to back that up"-FM 3x22
Admittedly there's not a whole lot of evidence to back that up. --Mulder
Admittedly, that's an agressive sales approach - Mike
Adnoid: Domino's Pizza character.
Adolescence - the time between puberty and adultery
Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone
Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. --Carol Burnett.
Adolescence is the stage between puberty and adultry
Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents.
Adolescence is when girls begin to powder and boys begin to puff
Adolescence is when you think you'll live forever. Middle age is when you wonder how you lasted so long
Adolescence is: The age when a child tries to bring up his parents
Adolescence is: The age when children begin to question the answers
Adolescence prepares parents to welcome the empty nest.
Adolescence pressures boys to withdraw emotionally.
Adolescence, n. - When girls begin to powder and boys begin to puff
Adolescence, n.: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Adolescence,n. That period of time between puberty and ad
Adolescence: Stage in life between infancy & adultery
Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery
Adolescence: [n] An intermediate stage between puberty and adultery
Adolescence: Between puberty and adultery
Adolescence: The age when a child tries to bring up his parents
Adolescence: The age when children begin to question the answers
Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.
Adolescence: When a child tries to bring up his parents.
Adolescence: When kids tell their parents the facts of life.
Adolescence: prepares parents to welcome the empty nest.
Adolescense: the stage between puberty and adultery
Adolf Clinton
Adolph Hitler comitted suicide. Neo-Nazis: Follow your leader.
Adolph Hitler did everything Bill Clinton is trying NOW!!
Adolph Hitler is NIGHT RIDER
Adolph Hitler wore khakis!
Adonai Yireh ha motzi lechem min ha-aretz
Adonai: Let your majesty be magnified in me.
Adopt a Rubber Chicken, and you will be a happy camper.
Adopt a TAGline week! No money down! Just press ALT A & its yours
Adopt a dead parrot!
Adopt me <ALT-A< Or I'll KILL YOU
Adopt the patience of nature; her secret is patience.<R W Emerson>
Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you
Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ... --- Gilda Radner
Adopted. Stolen. Borrowed. Whatever
Adoptees deserve their ORIGINAL birth certificates!
Adopting this tagline voids your warranty.
Adoption Builds Beautiful Families
Adoption is an acceptable alternative life style.
Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly
Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly. - Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Adore: To venerate expectantly.
Adorn. What comes after the darkest hour.
Adrenalize! Experience the addicting rush of RAPTOR!
Adrian is my inverse chaperone. He checks up on me to see if I'm doing anything, and if I'm not he tells me to do something. -- me
Adric and Wesley Crusher _must_ be related.
AdricDOS 1.0: (M)ath (M)ath (m)ath
Adrift in a sea of paranoids flashing a sabre to imaginary pursuers
Adroit: Knowing when you've gone too far enough.
Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
Adult - a person who only grows horizontally
Adult .GIF files are meant for testing SVGA monitors!
Adult .GIF files are meant to test video card resolutions.
Adult Bookstore: The pubic library.
Adult Education: We take the 'dolt' out of 'A-dolt Education'.
Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Adult child of alien invaders
Adult n. Obsolete child.
Adult wolves are always naked too. - Dire Wolf
Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
Adult: Stopped growing at the ends, but not in the middle.
Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle
Adult: Old enough to know better
Adult: One old enough to know better, but still does it!
Adult: One old enough to know better.
Adult: Stopped growing at the ends, but not in the middle
Adult: one old enough to know better.
Adult: someone who stopped growing at the ends, but not at the middle
Adultary is the application of democracy to love.
Adultery - two wrong people doing the right thing.
Adultery Is Fun By Gomez A. Round
Adultery Is Fun. - Gomez Addams
Adultery comes from applying democracy to love.
Adultery is a most conventional way to rise above the conventional.
Adultery is the application of democracy to love.
Adultery is the application of democracy to love. - H. L. Mencken
Adultery, See dis? Two right suckas doin' de wrong doodad.
Adultery, n. - A state just a short step from adulthood
Adultery, n. - Something thous shalt not commit. (Or admit.)
Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else's position.
Adultery: Doing the right thing with the wrong people
Adultery: Pathological condition afflicting those over 30.
Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else's position.
Adultery: Two right people doing the wrong thing.
Adultery: Two wrong people doing the right thing.
Adultery: When one man's mate is another man's passion.
Adultery: more fun than infantry
Adults are just kids who owe money
Adults are not wiser than children, just more cunning
Adults are obsolete children
Adults are obsolete children. (Dr. Seuss)
Adults aren't wiser than children, just better liars.
Adults die young
Adults enjoy adultery more than infants enjoy infancy
Adults... * Wesley
Adult‚rio: Melhor que a tropa!
AdvTHANKSance
AdvTHANKSance . . .
Advanced = Doesn't work yet, but it's pretty close
Advanced BASIC
Advanced Memorization Techniques - By Duh Ronald Reagan
Advanced design: Upper management doesn't understand it.
Advanced magic is indistinguishable from special effects.
Advanced metrification has set in!
Advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
Advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Advancement in position.
Advantage, n. - One not taken is not an advantage
Advantages of being messy: One is constantly making new discoveries.
Adventure (n): the land between entertainment and panic.
Adventure is a sign of incompetence. -- Amundsen
Adventure is found in unlikely places. Landfill
Adventure is just another word for new explorations!
Adventure is just bad planning. --Ronald Amundsen
Adventure is never fun while it's happening
Adventure is never fun while it's happening
Adventure is no more than discomfort and annoyance recollected in the safety of reminiscence
Adventure is not rich
Adventure is simply memory, imagination, and a touch of fantasy. - Joan Bosveld
Adventure is someone else, far away, having a hell of a bad time
Adventure is the champagne of life.
Adventure is the champagne of life. - Chesterson
Adventure, heh...Excitement, heh
Adventure, n. - The champagne of life
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. - Yoda
Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things.
Adventure. Excitement. A PC Addict knows not these things
Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things.
Adventure. heh! Excitement. heh! A Jedi craves not these things. --Yoda
Adventure: somewhere between entertainment and panic
Adventure? Excitement? S-h-h-h. I'm Modeming
AdventureQuest...the best gaming mag ever!
Adventurers Rule #6: Never, EVER eat the gooey stuff!!
Adventurers wanted: no experience necessary.
Adventures in Parrotdise
Adventures may well be linear, but amplifiers MUST be
Adversity can reveal your true friends.
Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. - Victor Hugo
Adversity makes people wise but not rich.
Adversity reminds men of religion. - Livy
Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it.
Advertise HERE! Call: 1-800-BIG-BUCKS!
Advertise your business here, and save!
Advertisement - The most truthful part of a newspaper
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Mark Twain
Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. -- Thomas Jefferson
Advertisers "Just Do It!"
Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.
Advertising Anachronism: "Fresh Frozen"
Advertising agency: 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising agency: eighty-five percent confusion and fif
Advertising in 85% confusion and 15% commission
Advertising is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission
Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
Advertising is half-fixed, said Tom aimlessly
Advertising is legalised lying
Advertising is legalized lying. - H. G. Wells
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. -- George Orwell
Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. - Fairfax Cone
Advertising isn't a science. It's persuasion. And persuasion is an art. - Bill Bernbach
Advertising majors DO IT with style
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it
Advertising raises the standard of living by raising the
Advertising raises the standard of living by raising the standard of longing
Advertising space available! Just $59.95!
Advertising wondrous things
Advertising, n. - Legalized lying
Advertising, n. - The propaganda of commerce
Advertising: Telling lies to attract shoplifters.
Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
Advertisments - by Bill Board
Advice (n): the smallest current coin
Advice for parents with CyberActive kids...UNPLUG the modem !
Advice from an old carpenter: Measure twice and saw once.
Advice from the continuum - Q Tip
Advice from the world's most sexually backward teenager! -- Sam
Advice is a dangerous commodity.
Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and receiving it
Advice is cheap you can take it from me. It's yours to keep 'cause opinions are free. - Billy Joel
Advice is cheap, you can take it from me
Advice is free. It's the correct answer that costs a lot
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty
Advice is least heeded when most needed
Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. - Josh Billings
Advice is like cooking; you should try it before serving it to others
Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.
Advice is seldom welcome, and those who need it the most, like it the least
Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Lord Chesterfield
Advice is something everybody gives, but few take.
Advice is usually worth what it cost.
Advice is usually worth what it cost. Less, if you hired a consultant
Advice is what we ask for when we already know
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't
Advice is what we ask for when we already know.
Advice to Fundamentalists: Just say 'No' to Kool Aid!
Advice to beginners: Boldly start in reverse!
Advice to ice skaters: You can't always tell a brook by its cover.
Advice to persons about to marry - DON'T!
Advice to worms: Sleep late.
Advice to young men: Be ascetic, and if you can't be ascetic, then at least be aseptic
Advice void if incorrect!
Advice void, if I'm wrong!
Advice, unless fraudulent, does not create an obligation
Advice: 5› - Worth every penny!
Advice: 5› And Worth Every Penny!
Advice: Never make toast while you're on the modem
Advice: The smallest current coin.
Advice: a pleasure to give, humiliating to need, normal to ignore.
Advil - Used to hammer things on
Advise ATC you have Whiskey........now you want Juliet!
Advisor - The guy who told you how to screw up
Advisor: The person that told you how to screw up!
Advisories, Warnings, Vacations, Public Ridicule ARE ADMINISTERED!
Advocaat: a Dutch drink made from lawyers.
Advocaat: a Dutch lawyer
Aelurophobia - A fear of cats
Aeon Flux of Borg: Trevor, your demented little scheme is irrelevant.
Aeon Flux: A Modesty Blaise for the 90's.
Aeon Flux: Mrs. Peel gone cyberpunk.
Aerial eroticism - Crow
Aern't spill chukkers grate?
AeroFudd: Dweam on, dweam until your dweams come twue
Aerobic exercise
Aerobics Center: We specialize in Droop Therapy.
Aerobics instructors DO IT for the heart
Aerobics instructors DO IT until it hurts
Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts.
Aerobics: Converting software to firmware
Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build engines. - Enzo Ferrari
Aeroflot, where Barney is your pilot!
Aerogard is worse than flies.
Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerob
Aerorectophobia: The fear of assholes in high places.
Aerosmith is God. There is none higher. Heh-heh. Heh-heh
Aerosol Cheese comes in five flavors...Any Questions?
Aerospace engineering: Not just a job--an adventure finding a job
Aerospace has its up and downs -Ron Gatterdam
Aesthetically deprived: ugly
Aesthetics has very little to do with appearances
Aether propagates banality
Afebrile - someone with a very low I.Q
Affairs with nymphs are often very expensive.
Affection has no price. St. Jerome
Affections are like lightning, you can't tell where they'll strike.
Affirmative Action for Feminazis just means more female prisons.
Affirmative Action for Feminazis...more female prisons
Affirmative Action, n. - The White Man's New Burden
Affirmative action rewards under-achievement!
Affirmative action, equal opportunity
Affix stamp, POST OFFICE will not deliver without postage
Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage.
Affordable housing
Afishionado n. Rod and Reel enthusiast.
Afraid I was going to leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? - Han
Afraid I'll make a stink? - Ace Ventura
Afraid of a Hard Drive Crash? Install Air Bags.
Afraid of banks? Why not give it to me for safekeeping!
Afraid of banks? Give it to me
Afraid of banks? Why not give it to me for safekeeping!
Afraid of heights? Not me, I'm afraid of widths!
Afraid of heights? Not me, I'm afraid of widths! --Steven Wright
Afraid of nymphs? Wear a ring of adornment.
Afraid of the UN? So was your old man.
Afraid of your valuables being stolen? Carry more junk!
Afraid that god is speaking but that no one listening - Scully
Afraid to know, what lies behind the stare.
Africa, n. - The Darky Continent
African Pygmies - By R. U. Short
African Queen babies - Crow
African or European? Uh, I don't know, ah..AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Aft torpedoes, FIRE!
After 20 weeks, Joel Hodgson snapped a twig - Tom
After 3 days men tire of a wench, a guest, rain and liberalism!
After 3 ringsIf it doesn't blow-up--Answer it!!
After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
After 3000 years, I return to the Human World...as a tagline!!!
After 4 decimal places WHO CARES!!!!!!
After 400 years, I am the oldest living vampire. - Armand
After 46 decimal places nobody cares anyway.
After 50, an active love life is a grandbaby every year
After Clinton even I qualify to be President!
After Clinton, *everyone* looks more qualified to be President!
After G-d created woman, He atoned by creating beer.
After God created woman, He atoned by creating edible knickers
After God created woman, he attoned by creating beer
After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect
After Goliath's defeat, giants ceased to command respect - Freeman Dyson
After Gun-Control will we just have drive by slappings?
After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?
After I pull the pin, what do I do with this grenade?
After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. - Cato the Elder
After Midnight, We're Going To Let It All Hang Down
After Reagan, *everyone* looks qualified to be President!
After Sex: Fun? That was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
After Terminate, TerMail, T-Light, T-Start, Tag-O-Matic, T-Msg, T-Nstat,
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage - By Kay O'Pectate
After World War III, only roaches and lawyers will survive.
After World War III, the ants will still be around.
After a couple years in space, even Neelix starts to look good.
After a cursory examination, the death is ruled an act of god.
After a degree of prettiness, one pretty girl is as pretty as another
After a few years in cyberspace, even @N@ starts to look good!
After a few years in space, even Worf started to look good.
After a goal-less first half, the score at half-time is 0-0
After a hard day, it is nice to come home to a warm Kat
After a hard drive you can get a little floppy
After a long bath Worf sees the fleas as his true friends
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After a number of years, our faces become our biographies.
After a number of years, our faces become our biographies.<Ozeck>
After a snowstorm, ever
After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same.
After a thousand years the darkness has come again - G'kar.
After a trial run, it was decided to scrap the hamster chili.
After a trip with you, he may survive. - Hawkeye to Mitchell
After a week in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse
After a week of Dr. Food's Fast Foam diet... - TV announcer, The Tick
After a while - all these ninjas start to look the same. - Rogue
After a while, nothing bothers you.
After aerobics class effort is a dead politician
After all else fails, read the instructions
After all has been said and done, more has been said than done
After all is said & done, more has been said than done
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done.
After all is said and done, all hell of a lot more is said than done
After all is said and done, more has been said than done
After all is said and done, more is said and done.
After all is said and done, much is said and little is done
After all is said and done, people keep saying and doing.
After all is said and done, usually more is said
After all life is only part of Computing !!!
After all possible keystrokes have failed...try the manual.
After all that practice, @N still doesn't lie well
After all that practice, Bill Clinton STILL doesn't lie well
After all the Jacks are in their boxes
After all the buildup, the actual tag is a bit of a letdown
After all the lawyers are dead, kill the Bureaucrats!
After all there is but one race - humanity. - George Moore
After all these years, I DID enjoy it. - Kirk
After all this time - and I still manage to impress myself.
After all this time I almost made you smile
After all we've been through? - Seska to Chakotay
After all you've seen, why can't you believe? Fox Mulder
After all you've seen.....why do you refuse to believe? - Mulder
After all, Washington, DC, is proof that government doesn't work. - Steve Dasbach
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. - H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
After all, growing old beats the alternative.
After all, how many reruns can you watch?
After all, if a brain's not a playground, what good is it?
After all, it is only the mediocre who are always at their best. -- Jean Giraudoux
After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly, it's the highway that is ugly. - Edward Abbey
After all, it's only money. Zek
After all, sperm in the circuitry doesn't help - Entrippy
After all, that's what 'omniscient' *means*, isn't it? - Q
After all, this *is* 1920. - Kalas
After all, tomorrow is another day. Vivian Leigh
After all, tomorrow is another day.<Katie Scarlett O'Hara>
After all, unlike God, we are civilized. -- Dan Ceppa
After all, we are not communists. - Tataglia
After all, we're big enough to take a FEW insults. - Scott
After all, what are friends for?
After all, who remembers the Armenians? -Adolf Hitler
After all, you're only 102. - McCoy
After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench
After analyzing all 26 plans, I find the optimum strategy is to run away
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before
After assimilat'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
After awhile you get used to pain... Adam Ant
After burying the hatchet don't mark the spot.
After careful consideration, I decided not to steal your tagline
After death all men smell alike. - Italian Proverb.
After detection sheath your erection
After dinner, I said, "Your modem or mine?"
After each war there is a little less democracy to save. - Brooks Atkinson
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
After every ''victory'' you have more enemies. ~ Jeanette Winterson
After everyone turns in their guns, I'll have them all
After everyone turns in their guns, I'll have them all
After everything I've done, I hate myself for what I've become - -NIN
After forty, life is just a physical maintenance job
After four decimal places, no one gives a damn
After four decimal places, nobody cares
After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After four decimal places, nobody really cares much.
After four or five decimal places, nobody really cares anymore
After god created woman, beer was the bug fix...
After going from bad to worse, the cycle repeats
After gun control will we have drive-by slappings?
After half a day in a beauty salon, she still hasn't been worked on -- they're still busy giving her an estimate
After he bought a diamond ring, he ended up stone broke.
After he made his deposit in the sperm bank, he lost interest
After hearing the ending credits, I DO hate the music. - Anna Steven
After her tenth child, she went stork raving mad.
After installing Windows95 - FORMAT C: /U /Q
After knowing you, I no longer desire to be human. - Data
After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. Just in case
After making love, you ask your date to roll down the window
After many years of wrestling with reality, I final won
After marrage, HoneyDo is *not* a melon.
After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase.
After multiple orgasms blonde says? "Wayta go team!"
After my nervous breakdown they did a low level format
After my nervous breakdown they did a low level format of my brain.
After no fat, sugar, salt, caffeine, what's left?
After only 3 mail packets, I have put together a fair sized collection
After painting the town red, take a rest before applying a second coat
After pickling all day, Grandma was feeling sour
After reading this line you will fall asleep
After seeing Dax and Kira on DS9 all I have to say is Marina Who?
After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.
After seeing what Seagulls do, aren't you glad cows can't fly?
After sex with a redhead? Why MORE sex of course!!!!
After sex your doing it too fast... ... Virginity can be cured
After sex? Why more sex, of course!
After silence, music comes closest to expressing the inexpressible.
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is Music. - Aldous Huxley
After six seasons in space, even @F @L starts to look good!
After six years in the Hanoi Hilton, I tend to suppress it. -- Al
After such knowledge, what forgiveness. -- Eliot
After tax day, a fool and your money are soon partners.
After taxes eternal dambnation comes down to just a sort
After taxes eternal dambnation comes down to just a sort of bad feeling.
After ten long years they left him out of the home
After testing DEMO CRAT, I don't want the full version
After that all you got to do is compile it
After that you are free to go to hell in your own way. - Roland
After that, I must have fallen asleep. - Paris
After that, Mama went to a hotel to lie down. Forrest Gump
After that, all you've got to do is shove it.
After that, shrimpin' was easy. Forrest Gump
After the Clinton Health Plan only Taxes will be assured.
After the Coming of the Lord, who sleeps in the wet spot?
After the DS9 Xmas party, Kira awoke in horror on Quarks bed
After the Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Rest In Pieces
After the battle the auditors are the ones who go out and stab the wounded
After the doctor gives this guy a blood test, he demands his blood sample back
After the event, even a fool is wise.
After the final no there came a yes, and on that yes the future of the world depends. - Wallace Stevens
After the frog jump contest at Tootsweet
After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. -- Italian proverb
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
After the initial shock wore off, it was quite nice. - arifel
After the invasion of the Basilisks, Ray Ban's became immense popular.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed
After the lawyers are all dead, kill the Politicians!
After the mortar barrage, we've got a 19th and a 20th hole. - Trapper
After the night, there's a brandnew day
After the revolution I am going back to claim the Family home
After the season's eggnog and grog, no man's agog at his own physiog
After the verb "to love," "to help" is the most beautiful verb.
After the war many people suffered from being dead
After the wild game dinner, the taxidermist felt stuffed.
After these messages, @F and Barry play nice
After these messages, Beavis & Butthead play nice.
After these messages, Orville and Barry play nice.
After these messages, Simon and Barry play nice
After they made @F @L, they broke the jello mold
After they made Al Gore, the broke the jello mold.
After they made Orville Bullitt, the broke the jello mold.
After they made Ross Perot, the broke the jello mold.
After they made you they broke the jello mold!
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? - S. Wright
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