"A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over." - R. Frost
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience." -Doug Larson
"Apple" (c) 6024 b.c., Adam & Eve
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Bad knee, gotta run" - Pat Buchanan to his draft board
"Bother," said Pooh as Earnhardt won again!
"Bother," said Pooh as the brakes went out!
"Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg.
"C++" should have been called "D"
"COINCIDENCE" happens.
"Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4."
"Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him"
"Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"Freedom defined is freedom denied." -The Illuminatus
"Have you ever dated somebody because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"-Judy Tenuda
"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw..."
"Human equality is a contingent fact of history." -Steven Jay Gould
"I'm looking for Mr. Dover, first name Ben.."
"I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV"
"I'm not smart enough to lie" - Ronald Reagan
"If the shoe fits, buy it." Imelda Marcos
"Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb.
"It hurt real bad." -John Bobbit
"It is not the fall that kills you. it's the sudden stop at the end."-D. Adams
"It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs"
"Keyboard? How quaint!" - Scotty
"Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates
"Please return stewardess to original upright position"
"Stupid" is a boundless concept.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
"The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein
"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." - Mark Twain
"The sun ain't yellow, its chicken." -Bob Dylan
"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." -Mark Twain
"There's someone in my head, but its not me." -Pink Floyd
"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"
"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -Yoda-
"Vote for Perot" - Bumper sticker attached with Velcro
"We are on an irreversable trend towards more feedom and democracy - but that could change" -D. Quayle
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"-Steven Wright
"You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore."
#28 Davey Allison 1961 - 1993
#7 Alan Kulwicki 1954 - 1993 Winston Cup Champion 1992
#include SWEEPING_GENERALITY.h
$$$ not found -- (A)bort (R)efinance (B)ankrupt
'God wills it' may be answer enough, but God does not will what people will not do.
'Tis better to be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove al doubt
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*ckup completely?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
(C)1992 Wild Bill's Machine Gun Shop and House of Wax.
(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
(You can have your cake) XOR (You can eat your cake)
(c) Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.
.....I have a husband and a dog. What the h*ll do I need kids for?!!!
.....If it ain't broke, fix it anyway just to screw it up!
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts.
/EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can
1 + 1 = ? Ask my calculator.
1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation
10 out of 5 doctors feel it's OK to be skitzo!
11 was a race-horse, 22 was 12. When 1111 race, 22112.
1200 bps used to seem so fast
186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts
2 + 2 = 4 (for the time being).
2 + 2 = 5 (for sufficiently large values of 2)
2B, or not 2B, or should I use a biro.
3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wr...
5 schizophrenics agree!
668 - Neighbor of the Beast
69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...
9 out of 10 dentists recommend oral sex....
>From my brain, an organ with a mind of it's own.
>From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
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