A efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
A elected official might drive a Civic.
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out -Crow on villain
A face dipped in a huge vat of white-out! -- Crow T. Robot
A face is like a work of art. It deserves a great frame.
A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain
A face outside the window pane, however did it come to this? - Floyd
A face without freckles is like a night without stars.
A facorite euphemism: Theater = performing arts center. --Carlin
A fact: do with it what you will. - Ellison
A fact: do with it what you will. -- Harlan Ellison
A fact: do with it what you will. Ae Ellison
A fact: do with it what you will.
A fact: do with it what you will. -- Ellison
A factor of 3000 is actually significant --Andrew Hume
A fag is a homosexual man who has just left the room
A fail-safe circuit will destroy all others
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others -- Klipstein
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
A fail-safe system fails when it fails to fail safely.
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John Christian Bovee
A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in the experience. Elbert Hubbard
A failure is not all loss if something is learned
A failure will not appear till a unit has been shipped.
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation. -- Publilius Syrus
A fair jaw-cracker dwarf-language must be. --Samwise Gamgee
A fair maiden is one who will let me under her skirts
A fairy tale is a horror story to prepare children for the newspapers
A faith worse than death, to be cut off from the world of email. <G>
A fake, but as good as the effects in this movie - Joel
A fall into a ditch makes you wiser. - Chinese Proverb
A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef
A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot
A falling tool comes so down as to inflict as much damage as possible
A fallopian tube is part of a tv set.
A false friend and a shadow stay around only while the sun shines.
A false friend is like a leave, found everywhere
A false or mistaken description does not vitiate
A false plea is the basest of all things
A false witness shall not be unpunished- Proverbs 19:5
A family car with a stud mobile - Crow
A family history shows you have lived!
A family is a circle of friends who love you
A family is a circle of people who love you.
A family moved to the city because they heard the country was at war.
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control!
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. - Heinlein
A family tree can wither if no one maintains its roots.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
A family tree has many branches; not all have the same last name
A famous Italian explorer was named Marco van Basten
A fanatic : Can't change his mind and won't change the subject
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind & won't change the subject!
A fanatic is one who will not change his mind or the subject
A fanatic marches to the beat of a dead horse.
A fanatic sticks to his guns, loaded or not
A far time ago in a galaxy long, long away
A farm dog licks your big toe, my nipples explode with satori
A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the house of seven gobbles
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field
A farmer is always going to be rich next year.
A farmer is always going to make it rich the next year.
A farmer raises livestock. A Kansas farmer gets emotionally involved.
A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign. "Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
A farmer with lots of chickens posted the following sign. "Free Chickens. Our Coop Runneth Over."
A fart in your general direction!
A fart is the cry for help from a turd in trouble.
A fast has no real nutritional value.
A fast modem doesn't help you read a large .QWK file any speedier! :-)
A fat Ferengi has just entered thne establishment. - Worf
A fat ferengi just entered the establishment.
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts. (St. Jerome)
A fat woman is a quilt for the winter. -Punjabi Proverb
A fat-worshippers' show: Praise the Lard!
A fatal attration holding me fast - Floyd
A fatal error has occured. You're dead! - Lore of Borg.
A fatal error has occured... You're dead, Jim
A fatal error has occurred. You're dead! --Lore of Borg
A fate WORSE than a fate worse than death? Sounds pretty bad
A fate worse than death is to be married alive.
A fate worse than death....MARRIED ALIVE!!
A fate worse than death...THE NHL LOCKOUT!
A fate worse than death: To be married alive
A fate worse than death: Being married alive
A fate worse than death: Liberalism.
A fate worse than death: Sudden 500-pound Weight Loss
A fate worse than death: To be married alive!
A fate worse than deathMARRIED ALIVE!
A fate worse than deathTHE NHL LOCKOUT!
A father doesn't destroy his children.
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. C. Palamas
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?"
A father doesn't destroy his children. --Lt. Palamas
A father is a banker provided by nature.
A father's first right--fathering.
A fault finds its own
A fault recognized if half corrected
A fault tolerant system must report the faults even as it tolerates
A fault! Martina cried reservedly.
A favorite euphamism: Cheap hotel = limited service lodging. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Baldness = acquired uncombable hair. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Breast = white meat. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Civilian deaths = collateral damage. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Committee = task force. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Drought = deficit water situation. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Fingerprinting = digital imaging. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Illegal immigrant = guest worker. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: In love = emotionally involved. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Jeep = sports utility vehicle. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Junk mail = direct marketing. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Junkies = the user population. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Loafers = slip-ons. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Miscarriage = pregnancy loss. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Mole = beauty mark. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Monkey bars = pipe-frame exercise unit. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Nonbelievers = the unchurched. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Nude beach = clothing optional beach. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Prostitute = commercial sex worker. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Room service = private dining. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Salesman = product specialist. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Seasickness = motion discomfort. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Shack job = live-in companion. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Sludge = bio-solids. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Smuggling = commodity relocation. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Soldiers and weapons = military assets. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Uniform = career apparel. --Carlin
A favorite euphemism: Used videocassette = previously viewed cassette. --Carlin
A favortie pastime of Programers is reinventing the wheel
A fear of weapons is a sign of emotional and sexual immaturity. FREUD
A fear of women is the basis of good health
A feather is Erotic, A whole chicken is KINKY!
A feather is sensual. The whole chicken is kinky!
A feature is a bug with seniority
A fellow AA has only been sober longer than you if he got up earlier.
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner
A fellow who is always declaring that he is no fool usually harbors suspicions to the contrary
A fellow's got to keep on delivering as he goes along. Carl Hubbell
A female Klingon with PMS? Like, how could you *tell*?
A female Klingon with PMS?...Run for your lives!!!
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
A female character has flawless makeup after a battle - drink!
A female in armor at 105 degrees is a stewed tomato
A female in armor at 105 degrees is a stewed tomato. - KJ Radkey
A female monkey says to a bull elephant, Look, if it doesn't fit, don't force it!
A female programmer wears a G$.
A feminazi was injured...call a witch doctor!
A feminazi's mind is a terrible waste.
A feminist bookstore has no humor section.
A feminizt was injured - call a witch doctor!
A feminizt was injured, call the paraplegics
A feminizt's mind is a terrible waste
A ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
A ferret by any other name still pongs
A ferret in the hand...will probably bite you.
A ferret in the trousers is worth two in the bush.
A ferret is God's way of telling us nothing is childproof.
A ferret is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child-proof!
A ferret is like a computer virus, it gets into everything.
A fertile imagination is no compensation for vasectomy
A fertile mind requires a lot of dirt
A fertilized queen just glows Ä she's radiANT
A few
A few Beta's short of a full release!
A few Corporate Elites control the Media
A few Kennedys short of a Kennebunkport.
A few ants short of a picnic
A few bars short of a finished symphony.
A few beans short of a burrito.
A few beer & women get the wisest men
A few beers short of a six-pack
A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few bits short of a byte.
A few bits shy of a word.
A few bombs short of a cluster.
A few bombs short of a full load.
A few bricks short of a picnic
A few bricks short of a sidewalk.
A few bricks short of a wall / hod.
A few bricks short of a whole wall.
A few bricks shy of a load.
A few bucks? - Mulder on worth of human body (3x19)
A few bulbs short of a Christmas tree.
A few bytes short of a checksum.
A few calories away from a diet
A few calories short of a meal.
A few cans short of a six pack
A few cans short of a six pack - six short
A few cans short of a six-pack.
A few cards short of a deck.
A few cards short of a deck... 51 cards short!
A few cats short of a full-strung violin.
A few cats short of a litter.
A few channels short of Basic Cable
A few clowns short of a Bozo Show.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few clues shy of a solution.
A few croutons short of a garden salad.
A few days short of a year.
A few dozen grasshoppers doesn't constitute a plague. - Scully
A few drops short of a piss.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
A few fiddlers short of a Grand Ol' Opry.
A few fish short of a string.
A few fishes, the water-to-wine gag, and you got a celebrity!
A few flapjacks short a breakfast
A few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few fries short of a Happy Meal, if you ask me
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few from the top of the list:
A few gigs would help. But I would rather have a life.
A few guns short of a Rambo movie.
A few hicks short of a Hee-Haw episode.
A few holes short of a whiffle ball.
A few horses short of a school lunch program.
A few hours grace before the madness begins again
A few hundred years of bad blood will do that. - Garibaldi
A few lines short of a switchboard.
A few lions short of a den.
A few meg short of a hard drive.
A few more Conservatives in Congress and it may work!
A few more like you and The Republic will efficient itself to death.
A few more like you, Vir & The Republic will efficient itself to
A few more questions Mr. Computer. X Moriarity
A few more questions, Mr. Computer.
A few more questions, Mr. Computer. * Moriarity
A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp. - Westley
A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.
A few more tags to make you crazy!
A few morons short of a Congress.
A few munce ugo i cudn't evin spel, now i ar won.
A few open splices.
A few pages short of a book.
A few pages stuck together.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few pickles short of a jar.
A few pies short of a holiday.
A few pipes short of a church organ.
A few planes short of an Air Force.
A few random taglines:
A few read, still fewer think, and a very few who do both
A few revisions behind.
A few rigs short of a full shack
A few roses short of a bouquet
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
A few screws loose.
A few slices short of a loaf
A few spokes short of a bicycle wheel.
A few spoons short of a full set.
A few strings short of a violin section.
A few tacos short of a combination plate
A few teeth short of an upper plate.
A few thousand $ would come in handy right about now.
A few thousand rads never hurt anybody
A few tiles missing from his space shuttle.
A few tiles short of a successful re-entry.
A few tokens short of a toaster.
A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
A few too many scrimmages without a helmet. - Trapper, on Henry
A few volts below threshold.
A few windows short of a desktop.
A few witches burning... gets a little toasty
A few yards short of the hole.
A few....
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you Hayes compat!
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM
A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
A fierce vindictive scribble of red -- Browning
A fifteen-year-old with poise is more fun than a thirty-year-old jerk.
A fight between you and the world? I think I'll back the world.
A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.
A fight! Let's go get 'em! - Kid
A figment of my imagination, that's all. - O'Brien
A figure in white unknown by man, approaching the altar of death!
A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles
A file server could not be found. (A)bort (R)etry (D)ie?
A filker is a person who messes with songs
A film star might drive a Celebrity.
A filter of coffee cups
A filthy Data is Gunked, hosed down and sand blasted.
A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A find is a terrible thing to waste!
A fine day to put the slinky on the escalator.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
A fine place to set down my pasty white bottom - Joel
A fine place to set down your pasty white bottom
A fine retreat matters as much as a stylish attack.
A fine sysop is something to appreciate.
A finger points at the moon - imbecile looks at the finger
A fire scene to rival the burning of Atlanta - Crow
A fire! Oh, boy! Oh. In the fireplace - Calvin
A fire, a glass of wine and friends
A fish in the eye is worth two in a sundress.
A fish is just like a donkey, only completly different
A fish wife...That's good - Mike to Tom
A fish, a watermelon, and a ceiling fan.
A fisherman is a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other
A fishfinder? In a hospital? -- Crow
A fishfinder? In a hospital? -- Crow T. Robot
A fit of anger is as fatal to dignity as a dose of cyanide is to life
A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. -- Guard #1
A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!
A flaming a**hole by any other name is still an a**hole
A flash of light, a cloud of dust, and... What was the question?
A flashback is a man with his raincoat on backwards
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
A flashlight is a case in which to carry dead batteries!
A flashlight is a storage case for dead batteries.
A flashlight is basically a tin can for transporting dead batteries.
A flat doesn't occur until the day after the tire sale.
A flat minor: what you get when you drop a piano down a mine
A flattering mouth worketh ruin. - Proverbs 26:28
A flatuating butthead - Tom describing a jerky guy
A flop is a place to sleep. - Keeler
A floppy disk is an immature hard disk
A flounce is as good as a fop - and a lot prettier
A flower short of an arrangement.
A fly by night leaves no shadow beyond a doubt.
A fly in your soup is better than no meat at all.
A fly on my pizza?! - Um, actually, it's an olive fragment.
A fly on the wall? * Geordi
A fly's in your soup? How much can a little fly drink?
A fly's life is very very, short from birth to cemetery.
A flying buttress short of a cathedral.
A flying nun? Well, don't make it a habit
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
A flying saucer is the result of a nudist spilling his coffee
A flying saucer is what results when a nudist spills his coffee
A flying sausage results when Lorena gets hold of Jaunty!
A fog advisory has been issued for this conference
A fog advisory has been issued for this echo
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it!
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it. - Katharine Whitehorn
A fool & his money are invited everywhere.
A fool always finds a bigger fool to admire him. - Nicolas Boileau
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.
A fool and her money are soon courted
A fool and her money are soon my girlfriend.
A fool and his BlueWave are soon parted.
A fool and his UNIX are soon ported.
A fool and his computer are soon parted.
A fool and his computer are soon running a BBS.
A fool and his dragon are soon hoardless
A fool and his ferret are soon parted.
A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
A fool and his guilt are soon parted.
A fool and his honey are soon parted
A fool and his lasagna are soon parted. Garfield
A fool and his modem are soon ported.
A fool and his money . . . Hey! Where's your wallet?
A fool and his money are SYSOP material.
A fool and his money are UseNet backbone material
A fool and his money are a Conservative's best friends!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere!
A fool and his money are backbone hub material.
A fool and his money are better than no date at all!
A fool and his money are easily parted, so who took yours?
A fool and his money are fun to go out with!
A fool and his money are given to the '700 Club'
A fool and his money are invited everywhere.
A fool and his money are my best friends!
A fool and his money are my kind of customer
A fool and his money are my kinda party!
A fool and his money are my two favorite people.
A fool and his money are never around when you need them.
A fool and his money are never close when you need a loan
A fool and his money are parted on more than one occasion!!!!
A fool and his money are some party!
A fool and his money are soo......HEY!! WHERE'D MY WALLET GO?!?
A fool and his money are soon ... Republican."
A fool and his money are soon SYSOP
A fool and his money are soon another Sysop
A fool and his money are soon audited.
A fool and his money are soon become a Sysop.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A fool and his money are soon invited places.
A fool and his money are soon married. (Carlyn Wells)
A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A fool and his money are soon parted..if he has a lawyer!
A fool and his money are soon partying!
A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and his money are soon spotted.
A fool and his money are soon upgraded.
A fool and his money are soon...Hey! Where's my wallet?!
A fool and his money are the prime-time television target audience
A fool and his money are... Hey! Where's my wallet?
A fool and his money are...a party, man!
A fool and his money can go places. (Gene Fowler)
A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party
A fool and his money get a lot of attention from headwaiters
A fool and his money get laid on Saturday night
A fool and his money is my idea of a friend!
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
A fool and his money is soon married
A fool and his money is soon parted, as long as there's a sod about
A fool and his money rarely get together to start with.
A fool and his money share the same mattress.
A fool and his money soon become a Moderator!
A fool and his money soon become a sysop!
A fool and his money soon become my husband!
A fool and his money soon becomes a SysOp.
A fool and his money soon get VIP treatment!
A fool and his money soon go partying!
A fool and his money soon party
A fool and his money usually are invited places
A fool and his money were never too close to begin with.
A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop
A fool and his money... hey! Where's my wallet?!
A fool and his party are soon elected.
A fool and his school are soon parted.
A fool and his/her Taglines are soon using offline readers
A fool and his/her flames are soon twitted
A fool and his/her taglines are soon using offline readers
A fool and their money are soon parted
A fool and their money are soon parted. - The Florida L
A fool and your money are soon partners.
A fool and your money are soon partners. -- Mark's Law
A fool and your money are soon partying
A fool and your money will soon run for President!
A fool and your money will soon run for re-election!!!!!!
A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.
A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears
A fool can't reason, a bigot won't and a slave dare not.
A fool gives full vent to his anger... Proverbs 29:11
A fool hath no delight in understanding - Prov. 18:2
A fool hath no dialogue within himself, the first thought carrieth him without the reply of a second. (HALIFAX)
A fool in love will only go in circleslike water in a toilet
A fool is a fool is a fundy.
A fool is in its power cord
A fool is loose and he's amusing himself in public
A fool is one who knows more than his teacher.... Plato
A fool is perceived as wise when he keeps his mouth shut
A fool is the twin of the wise.
A fool is the twin of the wise. <The Iron Circle>
A fool like that is unfathomable. - Victory, Joseph Conrad
A fool must be right now and again by chance. (Cowper)
A fool must know and then be right by chance alone
A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper
A fool must search for a greater fool to find admiration.
A fool plunges ahead with great confidence
A fool searches another fool to find admiration
A fool searches for a greater fool to find admiration.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. -- Blake
A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult
A fool tests the depth of water with both feet
A fool uttereth all his mind.
A fool uttereth all his mind. Proverbs 29:11
A fool wanders; a wise man travels.
A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can ha
A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job.
A fool who holds his tongue may pass for a sage.
A fool with a modem is money soon parted.
A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool.
A fool with a tool ist still a fool
A fool's bolt is soon shot. - Shakespeare
A fool's born every minute, not counting the converts!
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- G. B. Shaw
A fool's fool.
A fool's mouth is his destruction.
A fool's mouth is his destruction. Proverbs 18:7
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of
A foolish consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds - R.W. Emerson
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. - Emerson
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A foolish fisherman casts his net in a well
A foolish oath, though false, makes not perjury
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi!
A foot in the door is worth two on the desk.
A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A foot of strudel contains 4 times the vitamins of a bushel of beans
A football game has broken out! - Tom
A forestaller is an oppressor of the poor, and a public enemy!
A forger is a man who made a name for himself.
A forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
A forklift is NOT a machine for setting tables!
A formal parsing algorithm should not always be used -- D. Gries
A fortress but no gate - Mike
A fortress, but no gate-- Mike Nelson
A fortune cookie a day is better than a horoscope every week
A fortune is never big enough when you got your hands on it
A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is the more extinct it is
A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. -- Ruth Weston
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.
A fraction of a second would make them invisible? - Worf
A free agent is anything but
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
A free meal will sometimes get me to change my religion.
A free people ought...to be armed-- George Washington
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular. -- Adlai Stevenson
A free spirit is a rarity these days
A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps. -- Robert Benchley
A freeloading ant is a vagrANT.
A freely available QWK reader!
A fresh Tagline please.
A friend advises in his interest, not yours
A friend always believes in you in a way that no one else seems to
A friend asks only for your time, not your Taglines.
A friend double a man's joy and cuts his sorrow in half
A friend far away is still a friend
A friend gave me half his brain, now we're both handicapped
A friend helping a friend...what more is there?
A friend helps us remember the important things.
A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move a body.
A friend in need = A friend to avoid.
A friend in need can be a real pain
A friend in need can be a real pain in the ass
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance.
A friend in need is a damn pest
A friend in need is a drain on one's bank account
A friend in need is a drain on the pocketbook.
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided
A friend in need is a friend to dodge
A friend in need is a friend without Latinum
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. - Lazarus Long
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. -- Heinlein
A friend in need is a pain in the ass. L. Long
A friend in need is a pain in the neck.
A friend in need is a pal in drome.
A friend in need is a pest
A friend in need is a pest - Fafird
A friend in need is a pest -- F. Sinatra
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A friend in need is a pest.
A friend in need is a pest. - Bobby Heenan
A friend in need is a pest. - Fafhrd
A friend in need is one to avoid
A friend in need is.... a PEST -- F. Sinatra
A friend in need sure is a pain in the ass
A friend in need, always finds your new phone number.
A friend in need, is a real pain in the butt
A friend in power is a friend lost.
A friend is a feeling of forever in the heart
A friend is a friend you give yourself
A friend is a gift that you give yourself.
A friend is a hand that is always holding yours, no matter where you are
A friend is a living treasure
A friend is a lot of things, but a critic he ain't. - Bern Williams
A friend is a person who knows you and still likes you.
A friend is a poem.
A friend is a present that you can give yourself!
A friend is a present you give yourself
A friend is a present you give yourself. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
A friend is a smile
A friend is like a fish, three days later they stink. - B. Heenan
A friend is like an eagle..you don't find them in flocks
A friend is like an eagle; you don't find them flying in flocks.
A friend is long sought, hardly found and with difficulty kept.
A friend is never known until you're in need
A friend is never known until you're in need. -- Roch, Brujah
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
A friend is one of the nicest things you can have!
A friend is one who knows all about you, yet loves you just the same.
A friend is one who knows your faults yet loves you in spite of your virtues
A friend is only a friend until you sell him something. - Quark
A friend is sanctuary
A friend is someone who is always there and will always - always - care
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you
A friend is someone who knows all about you, and likes you anyway!
A friend is someone who knows me and likes me anyway.
A friend is someone who knows you, but likes you anyway
A friend is someone who likes us in spite of all our quirks
A friend is someone who likes you even after they know you
A friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults!
A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.
A friend is someone who will help you move your furniture. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body
A friend is someone who will help you move; a *good* friend is someone who will help you move a body
A friend is something you earn.
A friend is the one door that is always open
A friend is the present you give yourself.
A friend knows all about you and still likes you anyway
A friend loveth at all times. - Proverbs 17:17
A friend loveth at all times... --The Bible
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of Nature.
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend of mine is being reincarnated; I have to go to the zoo
A friend of mine is in jail for counterfeit pennies
A friend of mine won't get a divorce, because he hates lawyers more than he hates his wife
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine
A friend that you buy will be bought from you.
A friend to everybody is a friend to nobody.
A friend to everyone is a friend to no one
A friend turned hostile is the worst enemy
A friend walks in when everybody else walks out.
A friend who can't catch? I don't think so. -- Tom Servo
A friend with mead is a friend indeed!
A friend, as it were, a second self - Cicero
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
A friend: One of the best things you can be!
A friend: Peter Karlsson in Ullers„ter, Sweden; Population 100-150
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
A friendly civilian populace is the best ally a merc can have - Tarma
A friendly message from your Internal Revenue Service: tax time is coming again soon. Bend over
A friendly reminder from that moderator person
A friendly steer is much better than raging bull!
A friendship is the medicine for life
A frigid beer is a good beer.
A fringe benefit of Deluxe* is that you may
A frog holocaust is currently being executed - Biologist (3x22)
A fugitive then eh?..You'll be hunted down, like..well...a dog!
A full belly makes a dull brain. -- Ben Franklin
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world.
A full creative life requires lots of trials and errors.
A full garage is a no-cost aerobics program!
A full grown woman looking just like a girl -- Pee Shy
A full tilt battle between pure evil and Santy Claus
A full-body mudpack does a corpse wonders.
A fundamentalist is an evangelical who is angry about something.
A fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilat
A funny thing happened on my way work yesterday ... continued next week
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door +X^C@$% NO CARRIER
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door...Oqo+X^Cu aYLP
A funny thing happened to me the other day. Wait, that wasn't me.
A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine! [From the fury of the norsemen deliver us, O Lord!] -- Medieval prayer
A furry pedestrian hit by a car: Hit-and-run, or roadkill?
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