COOL TAGLINES FOR ORKUT & FACE BOOK START WITH W

WAITER! there's soup in my fly!

WARNING ... drinking tap water can kill your thirst!

WARNING: my messages are offensive to morons!

WOMAN.ZIP... Great program but no documentation.

WOMEN: Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymphs

WWhhaatt ddooeess dduupplleexx mmeeaann??

WYGIWYD -What you got, if what you deserve.

WYTYSYDG-What you thought you saw, you didn't get.

Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! - Kermit

Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser.

Walls impede my progress

Wanna flirt with disaster? Become a SysOp!

Want a LAUGH run a spell check on DSZ docs.

Want a jelly baby?

Want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!

Wanted - Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.

Wanted: Volcano. Average size. Must be active.

War News: Saddam's army blown away by Thai hookers.

Warning: Whimsical when bored

Warning: Politicians can damage your wealth.

Was it as good for you, as it was for me?

Was that your wife I saw in that GIF.

Was today really Necessary?

Wasting time is an important part of living.

Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction

Wave to your neighbor, Word to your mother.

We are not a clone.

We are the people our parents warned us about

We don't care. We don't have to. We're Telecom...

We have here the latest in primitive technology.

We seem to have juxtaposed an impasse here

We take drugs very seriously at my house...

We were unanimous - in fact everyone was unanimous.

We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.

We'll get along fine just as soon as you realize that I am the GODESS!

We'll give you piece de resistance and a tour de force

We're as similar as two dissimilar things in a pod.

We're lost, but we're making good time.

Weeping, I wake; waking, I weep, I weep.

Welcome to New Zealand, set your watch back 20 years.

Well cover me in egg & flour and bake me for 14 minutes

Well, pluck me naked as a scalded chicken!

What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY!

What can you do for me?

What care I how time advances: I am drinking ale today.

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

What could possibly go wrong.

What do batteries run on?

What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full!

What do you feed a Trojan horse? A latex lollipop!

What do you mean that 2 years have passed??

What do you think?

What does Santa do at a house with no chimney?

What does ignorant mean?

What does this red button do?

What else can you do at 3:00 am?

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

What goes up has probably been doused with petrol.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.

What's Irish and stays out all night? Pati O'furniture.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

When 911 won't work .357 will!

When in doubt, think.

When your opponent is down, kick him.

Where does weight go when you lose it?

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Who cares how it plays in Peoria?

Who glued the cup to the table?

Who is "they" anyway?

Who put the "arse" in Arsenio?

Whoever has the most when he dies... WINS!

Whoops, stepped on a frog.

Whosoever diggeth a pit shall falleth therein.

Why am I asking all these things?

Why are you looking down here? The joke is above!

Why are you wasting time reading taglines?

Why aren't there many Hannukah specials on tv?

Why be a man when you can be a success?

Why can't we just spell it orderves?

Why did the Albanion working class revolt?

Why did you read this?

Why do people cry when they're sad?

Why do the Kennedy men cry after sex? MACE.

Why do they tell us to watch "The Today Show" tomorrow?

Why do we read left to right yet turn pages right to left?

Why do women wear a pair of panties and one bra?

Why do you think they call it "find"?

Why does it matter if we all put our pants on one leg at a time?

Why don't ease, lease, and please sound alike?

Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?

Why get even, when you can get odd?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat

Winston Peters, a rebel without a caucus.

Winter is nature's way of saying "up yours".

Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.

Wit is cultured insolence.

With a mind like yours, who needs a body.

With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate?

With friends like you, who needs enemas.

Without Time, everything would happen at once.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

Women - can't live with 'em and no resale value...

Women do come with instructions; ask them.

Women get minks the same way minks get minks.

Women! Can't live with 'em and no resale value.

Women, can't live with'um, can't shoot'um.

Work is for people who can't

Work off excess energy. Steal something heavy

World ends today at 9:30 pm! Film at 11:00...

Worry : The interest paid on trouble before it's due

Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe

Would I ask you a rhetorical question?

Would a virgin be called a notyeterosexual?