A quality which ought to form a part, is easily presumed
A quantum leap forward
A quart low.
A quart of water in this tiny thing??? - Blonde making Kool Aid
A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
A quartet is four people who think the other three can't sing.
A query a day, keeps the DOC's away!
A question hangs in the haze -- when will you rage
A question suppressed may be an Ancestor lost.
A question suppressed might be an answer lost!
A quick 8 beats a slow 10
A quick response is worth a thousand logical responses.
A quick thrust pinks your left arm, and blood starts to trickle down
A quick wit and a quick temper. What more could you want?
A quick wit and a quiet temper - why ask for more?
A quick wit and a quiet temper. What more could you want?
A quick wit and a quiet temper. Why ask for more?
A quiet consience makes one serene. - Lord Byron
A quill shall be my bow, and ink- its arrows. -- Jennifer Mulcahy
A quitter never wins - A winner never quits
A quiz in Cosmo? How unusual - Tom
A quoted tear-line is wasted bandwidth
A rabbit can blow its ears off by sneezing.
A rabbit will blink when struck with a hammer.
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense.
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon. -- Steel City News
A race of ham radio operators - Crow on alien equipment
A race of ham radio operators. -- Crow T. Robot
A race on a scorching day ended in a dead heat
A race to the finish ... XPRESS DERBY!
A race to the rear proceeds with Safeway adding sugar to their juus.
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.
A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air
A radical is anyone whose opinions differ radically from mine
A radical- has both feet firmly planted in the air
A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives.
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
A rainy vacation is like 2 weeks in a carwash!
A ramp is a staircase in Hi-Res
A rancher let his cows roam anywhere they wished, letting the chips fall where they may.
A random toss - the only true justice. - Two-Face
A random toss - the only true justice. - Two-Face
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. - Liberal evolution drivel
A rather barbaric period in your American history. - Spock
A ratio of failures is built into the process of writing.<Atwood>
A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away!
A reactionary is a man whose political opinions always manage to keep up with yesterday
A real 'Pier Review' ~~~> Stuff I don't like just gets thrown into the lake.
A real bbs makes ansi-standard pizza available for download
A real book is not one that is read, but one that reads us.
A real deep concern
A real diplomat is one who can cut his neighbor's throat without having his neighbour notice it. -- Trygve Lie
A real emergency smut shipment - Crow
A real environmentalist chlorophylls his farts
A real fast ant does things in an instANT.
A real fisherman always prays his knot will hold!
A real fisherman always prays his line is the right weight test!
A real fisherman always remembers what he forgot, after the launch!
A real fisherman can 'trailer' his boat by himself!
A real fisherman can be very a-luring!
A real fisherman can do it anywhere, on, in or by the water!
A real fisherman can tell you about his first catch!
A real fisherman doesn't have to be a tournment winner!
A real fisherman has a boat motor with equal horsepower to his truck!
A real fisherman has a story about 'the big one that got away'!
A real fisherman has at least one lure that never caught a fish!
A real fisherman has at least one rusty tool in his tackle box!
A real fisherman has at least one story about being 'hooked'!
A real fisherman has given away fish, because 'he caught the limit'!
A real fisherman has hooked a tree more than once!
A real fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each!
A real fisherman has run out of boat gas at least once!
A real fisherman has sworn he will not loose another strike!
A real fisherman knows a smart fish never gets caught!
A real fisherman knows all the right TV shows to watch!
A real fisherman knows how to open a can of worms!
A real fisherman knows how to use his worm!
A real fisherman knows the exact count of his best day!
A real fisherman knows the exact size and date of his biggest catch!
A real fisherman leaves an area cleaner than when he arrived!
A real fisherman makes sure his license is up-to-date!
A real fisherman needs no excuse!
A real fisherman never has a full freezer!
A real fisherman never has a full tackle box!
A real fisherman never has enough time to fish!
A real fisherman will always sharpen a new hook!
A real fisherman will fish in any weather... if they're bitin' !
A real fisherman will never go hungry!
A real fisherman will never tell which bait was used for his catch!
A real friend is hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget
A real friend is like a diamond, precious and rare
A real friend is someone who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself
A real friend is someone who brings out the best in me
A real friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
A real friend is someone who knows all about you and still respects you
A real friend is someone who treat you kindly behind your back
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest walks out
A real friend is someone you can use over and over again
A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away
A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again
A real friend remembers only the birthday
A real friend remembers only the birthday and not the age.
A real friend remembers only the birthday.
A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to. -- Overheard in an algebra lecture
A real hacker goes down with his newsfeed
A real know-it-all: A barber who moonlights as a cabbie
A real life? Which BBS can I download that from?
A real life? Then where's my instruction book?
A real man is he whose goodness is a part of himself
A real man logon before breakfeast
A real man takes care of his children!
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works
A real person has two reasons for doing anything ... a good reason and the real reason
A real poncho or on a line editor, o Sidhai!
A real programmer has keyboard dents in his forehead
A real programmer's girlfriend wears a G$.
A real rocket scientist!
A real sepia-tone has come over the crowd - Tom
A reality check just bounced
A really busy person never knows how much (s)he weighs. (E.W. Howe)
A really busy person never knows how much he ways
A really great man is one who makes others feel great!
A really plain woman is one who however beautiful, neglects to charm.
A really trivial use for dark powers
A realm of immortality that creates a barrier from reality
A ream of proctologists.
A reason cannot always be given for the institutions of our ancestors
A reason for doing it is not an excuse to avoid responsibility for it.
A reasonable Conservative is hard to find.
A reasonable concern. - Sisko
A reasonable custom is to be obeyed like law
A reasonable liberal is Hard to Find
A reasonable man accomplishes nothing
A recent psychic fair was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
A recent study says that 90% of men masturbate in the shower: The other
A recent survey shows that 9 out of 10 people hate surveys
A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales.
A recipe at this point would be irrelevant, right?
A recipe doesn't belong to anyone - Edward Espe Brown
A recipe is a terrible thing to waste.
A recipe is merely the launch pad to gastronomic adventure
A recipe is nothing without opportunity.
A red light means the next six cars may go through the intersection
A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine.
A red rose for you... @>--->---
A red spaceship on the monitor, your vileness Calvin
A red-neck's last words.."Hey, Y'all, Watch this!!"
A redhead a day will Kill you! (but what a way to go!!!!)
A redhead a day will age you quickly (but you'll never have more Fun!)
A redhead a day will wear you out!
A redhead between 2 blondes usually results in a fight!
A redhead favorite university? Auburn!
A redhead is a tight a$$ broad...But a blonde is FUNderful
A redhead's favorite university? Auburn, of course!
A redhead's mating call is ... what blondes??
A redhead's speed limit is 68, at 69 she blows a rod!
A redhead: Antidote for a boring life.
A redheaded mistress in leather, be afraid, be very afraid!
A reel fisherman can tell you about being 'hooked'!
A reel fisherman has more than two rods with different reels on each!
A reform is a correction of abuses; a revolution is a transfer of power. Edward Bulwer-Lytton
A registered owner of Blue Wave Message Reader - AND PROU
A registered unregistered Megamail Reader
A registered user of Blue Wave since v.1.5, AND PROUD OF IT!!!
A registered user of Telix and Liberator
A regular three ring cervix
A relationship is a terrible thing to waste
A religion based on the Goddess of COnfusion? It is utter madness!
A religion is a cult with an adequate army.
A religion is a heresy with an adequate army.
A religion is a heresy with an army.
A religion is an heresy with an adequate army
A religion is nothing but a cult with political power.
A religion without a Goddess is halfway to atheism!
A religion without mystery must be a religion without God.
A religion! How weird! But you shouldn't have laughed.
A religious belief ceases to be a moral value when it practices discrimination, denies people freedoms or rights protected for others based solely on characteristics of their being.
A religious extravaganza without women is merely a sermon
A religious extravaganza without women is merely a sermon
A religious sect for baldies - Hairy Krishna
A remarkable experience, Commander. - Data
A remarkable human demonstration of the domino effect ensued
A reminder: English is the universal language
A remote control to locate your other remote controls.
A repeater lets more people hear you make an a** of yourself. :-}
A replacement must be requested as soon as possible. - HoloDoc
A reptile ate my .REP file
A response would be appreciated.
A retentive memory is a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness. - Elbert Hubbard
A return with no gosub.
A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator, "This is a parson to parson call."
A revolution is legal if it succeeds. (Jon Thorlaksson)
A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries of small, green bryophytic plant
A revolving lithic conglomerate accrues no lichen.
A rhino is a hippopotamus with a radiator cap.
A rich man's joke is always funny - Thomas Brown
A right DELAYED is a right DENIED. - Martin Luther King, Jr
A right cannot arise from a wrong
A right delayed is a right denied
A right delayed is a right denied -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
A right delayed is a right denied.
A right delayed is a right denied. -- M.L. King
A right delayed is a right denied. -- Martin Luther King
A right descends, not the land
A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you. -- Ramsey Clark
A right isn't a right unless it's right.
A right owning to a possessor accrues to a successor
A right winger's IQ is the inverse of the number of flames he posts.
A righteous man has regard for the life of his beast. Prov. 12:10
A rind is a terrible thing to taste.
A ring of conflict is a bad thing if there is a nurse in the room.
A riskless democracy is an oxymoron.
A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.
A road map will tell us everything we need to know-- EXCEPT how to fold it up again
A roadie from Sea Hunt - Crow on scuba diver
A roaring bore, eh Alice?
A robin redbreast in a cage Puts all Heaven in a rage. -- Blake
A robin redbreast in a cage Sets all heaven in a rage. - William Blake
A rock ----->me<----- A hard place.
A rock store eventually closed down; they were taking too much for granite
A rod is for the back of him that is void of understanding.-Pr.10:13
A rodeo star might drive a Bronco.
A rolling CPU gathers no CMOS.
A rolling clone gathers no DOS
A rolling disk gathers no DOS. Huh?!
A rolling disk gathers no MOS
A rolling fat woman gathers no flour.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A rolling stone gathers no moss. Unless it's Odo
A rolling stone gathers no moss. -- Publilius Syrus
A rolling stone gets the worm.
A rolling stone has automatic right-of-way
A rolling stone is a singing rock group.
A rolling stone is better than a bird in the hand.
A rolling stone is liable to kill you.
A rolling stone makes you flat.
A rolling stone smashes objects in its path.
A rolling stone will squish you flat
A roofer faces involuntary manslaughter charges after eavesdropping.
A room should reflect its occupant.
A room temperature IQ.
A room with no books is a body with no soul --Latin adage
A room without a book is like a heart without a soul -- Plato
A room without books is as a body without a soul
A rooster clucks defiance - but a lawyer . . .
A rooster clucks defiance, whereas a lawyer
A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . .
A rooster clucks defiance. A lawyer
A rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, yo mama says any-cock'll do.
A root is a flower that disdains fame.
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
A rose by any other name
A rose by any other name . . .
A rose by any other name ain't a rose--Liberal motto
A rose by any other name is damn confusing! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
A rose by any other name is more confusing. -- G. Stein
A rose by any other name is still a titty bar!
A rose by any other name still attracts aphids.
A rose by any other name still has thorns
A rose by any other name would be really weird.
A rose by any other name would stick you just as bad and draw just as much blood when you grab a thorn.
A rose by any other name would still attract aphids.
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet.
A rose by any other name.. But Taco Bell Isn't a Mexican Phone Company
A rose by any other name... Hmmm... How 'bout George?
A rose by any other name....might be a skunk.
A rose for @F. --'---,---{@A rose for @TO@. ---<--<-@
A rose for @TOFIRST@. --'---,---{@A rose for Jeni Morgan. ---<--<-@.
A rose for Orville Bullitt. ---<--<-@.
A rose for Steve Boisvenue ---<--<-@
A rose for the @F: ----'--,-{@A rose for you--> --'---,---{@A rose in a banana forest is, after all, only a weed
A rose is a rose but Qmail by another name is just a clone
A rose is a rose is a rose is a ---'---,---{@A rose is a rose is a rose... ----'{-,-{@A rose is a rose, but a decent enchilada... Now you're talking!
A rose is a rose... Unless it's Odo
A rose is beautiful in whatever garden it blooms.
A rose is not a rose when it's a brick.
A rose is not a rose when it's an exploding palukoo.
A rose will always smell sweet.
A rough ASCII date would be helpful too.
A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon.
A rubber is just a cover for an inner tube.
A rule of thumb in the matter of medical advice is to take everything any doctor says with a grain of aspirin
A ruminating animal chews its cubs
A rumor doesn't gain credence until it's officially denied
A rumor has no legs but gets around anyway
A rumor has no legs but spreads anyway.
A rumor is about as hard to unspread as butter.
A rumor will travel fastest to the place where it will do the most damage
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way
A rumour has it that NT means Not Tested
A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
A rump of couch potatoes
A runaway nun never speaks well of her convent
A running man can slit a thousand throats in one night. - Klingon proverb
A running mate is a husband who dared to talk back.
A running mate is a wife who dared to talk back.
A running program is the moment of truth
A rusty old bachelor thinks it is a woman, and not her wrongs, that ought to be redressed
A rut is a grave with both ends kicked out
A rut is just a grave with a ramp at either end.
A sad spektakl: Bradata zena pojede celo pile!!! :))))
A sad svi na svoje radne zadatke!
A sada GIV MI GIV MI subinu, sto ja volim zenu
A sadist is a masochist who follows the Golden Rule
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.
A sadness shared is a sadness halved.
A sadomasochistist might drive a Marquis.
A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world -Dr. F
A safe economical way to inflict evil on the world. -- Forrester
A safe sperm gathers no defects.
A sailor has ties to home but is knot there often.,,,
A saint is a dead sinner revised and edited.
A saint is a dead sinner revised and edited.
A saint is a dead sinner, revised and edited. (Ambrose Bierce)
A salad bar with a decorative snot guard!!
A salesman interrupted my computer session. I gave him a cold boot
A salute to No Panty Lines - Tom on girl dancer
A salute to No-Panty-Lines! -- Tom Servo
A salute to careful shaving - Tom Servo on hula girls
A salute to careful shaving. -- Tom Servo
A satellite dish isn't something the astronauts eat from.
A satisfied customer tells few people. Unsatisfied ones tell everyone!
A satisfied virgin is a virgin no longer
A satisfied virgin is no longer a virgin.
A sausage short of a barbecue.
A savage primitive, that Ringo.
A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and ove
A scallop has 35 eyes.
A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that. - William Shakespeare
A scarecrow is outstanding in its own field
A scared and confused player is a wonderful thing to behold.-A Maclean
A scheme is not a vision - Leonard Cohen
A schizophrenic can be all people, to all things.
A schizophrenic vampire has a bad crick in its neck.
A schizophrenic vampire has a lot of holes in his neck.
A scholar knows no boredom. -Jean Paul Richter, writer (1763-1825)
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu
A school: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside.
A science magazine publisher might drive an Omni.
A scientist is a man who develops powerful proofs
A scientist must be absolutely like a child
A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.
A scoundrel has neither morals nor honor.
A scout of guides *and* a guide of scouts
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. --Jack Benny
A scratch? You're arm's off! -- King Arthur
A scratch? You're arm's off! -- King Arthur
A scratch? Your arm's off!
A scratch? Your arms off! --Monty Python
A screaming comes across the sky
A sculptor might drive a Contour.
A sea gull landed on a channel marker, buoy meets gull.
A seamstress tucks up frills, a trumpet player...
A seamstress tucks up frills, while a trombone player
A seamstress tucks up frills. A trumpet player
A search for wisdom withoout God ends in deception.
A seat? I think there`s space in the Final Front Tier
A second Childhood?? Hell, I'd like to have my first!
A second class effort is a first class mistake
A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
A second marriage is when optimism exceeds experience.
A second phone! Of course! - Bell Well, DUH!!!! - Yakko/Wakko/Dot
A secret admirer of Rush Limbaugh? <VOMIT!> ... <BG>
A secret agent! On *WHOSE* side?!?!?!? - Sherriff J. W. Pepper
A secret prize in every call.
A secret, inner, manly place that only men can know -- Crow
A secret. Shhh. Keep it to yourself. Really. Don't te
A secret: something told to only one person at a time
A secretary becomes a permanent fixture when screwed on desk.
A sect or party is an elegant incognito devised to save a man from the vexation of thinking. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1831
A secwet onwy wecentwy intwoduced to the westewn wowd! N+
A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible.
A seeming ignorance is often a most necessary part of worldly knowledge.
A self addressed envelope would be addressed to Envelope .....RIGHT?
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "envelope"
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed to "Envelope", right?
A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made when he marries.
A self-made man worships his own creator
A self-made man? Yes - and worships his creator.
A self-made man? Yes - and worships his creator. - Cowper (1731-1800)
A self-starting oscillator won't.
A semi-final is, as we all know, a semi-final - it's the old cliche.
A seminar on "Time Travel" will be held 2 weeks ago.
A seminar on Time Travel was held in 1939; two weeks from @SDATE@
A seminar on Time Travel was held in two weeks
A seminar on Time Travel was held last next Monday
A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago
A seminar on Time Travel will be held yesterday
A seminar on Time Travel would be useless.
A seminar on time travel will be held last week.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
A semitone flat on the high notes.
A sense of decency is often a decent man's undoing.
A sense of humor is mandatory when living with a cat
A sense of humor is the best revenge.
A sense of humor like mine will not go unpunished.
A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing.
A sense of humour is the difference between ambition and achievement
A sense of humour means looking at things from an offbeat angle.
A sense of wrong doing is an enhancement of pleasure.
A sentence is worth a thousand words
A sentient 1701-D: "Hey there, DS9 - wanna dock?"
A sentient 1701-D: Engage it yourself, Picard!
A sentient 1701-D: Hey there, DS9, wanna dock?
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself. -- Don Marquis
A serial killer's a person in your neighborhood
A series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? Successive approximation
A service not asked for, neither God nor man is thankful for
A service of the The Northeast Ohio (USA) PC User Group (NEOPC)
A set of German taglines:
A seven corpse meal! -- Tom Servo
A seven course meal to a man is a hoagie and 6-pack!
A seven day honeymoon makes a hole weak
A sex survey? No, I'm sorry, I have a headache.
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing
A sexual innuendo a day keeps Dr. Ruth away.
A sexy bikini is simply the tops!
A shaken Phil Silvers attempts to flee the set
A shallow man can drown in his own bile
A shame, Captainit would gots been Glorious!
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume
A share in two revolutions is living to some purpose. -- Paine
A share violation is a liberal trying to 'share' my assets!
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye. -- Koloth
A sharp object will always propel a character upward
A sharp stick in the eye is better than a liberal in power
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are found in the same head
A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the s
A sharp tongue can cut your throat
A sharp tongue is the only tool that grows keener with constant use
A sheep doesn't fly so much as plummet! M. Python
A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon
A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style.
A sheep in wolf's clothing? Must be a black sheep
A sheep never has a headache.
A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up.
A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning.
A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons
A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football
A sheep will never sue you for alimony.
A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing
A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
A sheep won't care if you like her sister.
A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is.
A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator.
A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, none of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom
A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill.
A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom.
A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator
A sheep won't spend your paycheck on new clothes.
A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture and put up new curtains
A sheep won't use your razor to shave it's legs
A sheep won't use your razor to shave it's legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can
A sheep won't use your razor to shave it's legs.
A sheep: is a tampon for an elephant.
A shin is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A shin is a tool used for finding furniture in the dark.
A shining beacon in an electronic void
A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night. --B5
A shining beacon in space, all alone in the night.-B5 2nd season
A shining beacon of garish neon signs and tourist traps
A shining beacon, all alone in the Net. This is the echo, Terok Nor.
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer... -- Scar
A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships were built for.
A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are.
A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea
A ship on the beach is a lighthouse to the sea. - Dutch proverb
A ship that never leaves the harbor is always safe.
A ship then new they built for him of mithril and of elven glass - Bilbo
A shipment goes by car but a cargo goes by ship
A shoat with the joke? May I laugh now?
A short cut is the longest distance between two po
A short guy with furry feet found a ring and threw it into a volcano.
A short saying contains much wisdom
A short saying contains much wisdom. - Sophocles.
A short sword is not as good as a long sword.
A short-circuit between the earphones
A shortcut is the longest distance between 2 points
A shortcut....longest distance between two points
A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack.
A shot in the dark is better than nothing. * Geordi
A shot in the dark is like searching for a needle in hay stack
A shot of reality n
A shot of reality never hurt anyone 3DDDD2~2~2~p=DDDD,
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A shot of reality never hurt anyone... much
A shot of reality never hurt anyone:%@^&$## NO CARRIER
A shot of rhythm and Blues...Beatles
A shot of whiskey in herbal sleepy time tea soothes the psyche.
A shot rang out, "BARNEY" hit the floor. No more purple dinosaur!
A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death
A show of books is no proof of wisdom
A show with everything but Yul Brynner
A shower is the halfway point between bed and world.
A shrimp sole my girl; I lobster and haven't flounder!
A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!
A shuttle craft seems like an unsafe place to be - drink!
A sick and perverted mind is a terrible thing to waste
A sick feeling of repugnance and vice-versa
A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk.
A sick thirst darkens my veins. - The Crow
A side show; a smoke-screen; a passing landscape
A sigh can break a man in two. ÄÄ The Talmud
A sigh is a silent scream
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
A sign lit up saying "Please do not press this button again..."
A sign of our times: " N O R A D I O I N C A R "
A sign of our times: "NO RADIO IN CAR"
A signal, Captain! It's very weak... - Uhura
A signature short of a book.
A signature shows much of a person, sometimes even a name
A signature tells a lot about a man, sometimes even his name.
A silent Republican is American's dream!
A silent heart is musical
A silent virus takes control
A silly girl is so old: She gets winded playing checkers
A silver tongue, a golden touch, and a mind like a steel trap
A simile is like a metaphor.
A simple `no' would have worked -- Richie Ryan
A simple `yes' would have sufficed
A simple and independent mind does not toil at the bidding of any prince. - Henry David Thoreau
A simple blaster. - Robbie
A simple car theft prevention technique can be put to effective use on houses
A simple handshake would have sufficed.--Picard
A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
A simple man comes home and wonders what is for dinner
A simple solution: Hang up!
A simple system that works evolves into a complex one that doesn't.
A simple yes or no would have been fine.
A simple yes or no would have been fine. -- Tom Servo
A simple yes would have sufficed - Picard
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard -- Prof. Steiner
A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard.
A sinewave goes off to infinity or at least a blackboard
A singing black sword, huh? It's +2? I can take this guy!
A singing dead guy telegram! --Crow.
A singing pentagram - Tom
A singing pentagram-- Tom Servo
A single bottle for the four of us-- Thank God there's no more of us!
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin
A single exception does not void the whole
A single exception does not void the whole
A single fact can ruin a good argument
A single fact can ruin a good argument every time!
A single fact can ruin a good argument.
A single fact can spoil a good arguement.
A single fact can spoil a good argument for a liberal
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
A single fact can spoil a good genealogy.
A single fact can spoil any liberal's argument.
A single fact seems to be one more than you have.
A single howl rose in the nighta silver chime of desperate horror
A single note rings on and on and on.
A single step may begin a journey of 1,000 miles
A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows.
A single sunbeam is enough to drive away many shadows. St. Francis
A single unplanned nuclear explosion can ruin an entire day
A single word is worth .001 picture. -- W.Jim Sutton
A single word only comprised of four letters
A single word only comprised of four letters
A single-cylinder brain in a V8 world
A sinking ship gathers no moss. -- Donald Kaul
A sinner can reform, but stupid is forever
A six-pack shy of a full case
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
A skeptic is a cynic who has mellowed. -- An anonymous Welshman
A skeptic is a person who would ask God for his ID card.
A skid-row wino might drive a Thunderbird.
A skunk by any other name would smell as foul
A sky-diver has the rest of his life to pull the cord!
A skydiving school is one in which you MUST be a dropout to graduate
A skywriter made an error while in the air. Upset with himself, he flew behind a cloud and wrote a dirty word!
A slamming we will go, a slamming we will go
A slap across the muzzle will squelch any dragon's hostile tendencies.
A slap vs a slog is like a ribbon vs an obi.
A sleeping cat counts mice in his dreams
A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams.
A sleeve/button short of a shirt.
A slice of pizza, a couple of Tooheys, and you
A slight misunderstanding, I'm sure. - Quark
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: "Welcome a Borg."
A slotted spoon holds little soup, but grabs a potato.
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
A slut sees Tulsa
A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den. - Chinese Proverb
A small bird or mouse left on the bed tells them you care. - A Cat
A small block will do, 5 or 6 pounds. - Spock on platinum
A small bottle of wine is immoral, illogical and inadequate.
A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequate.
A small coke in a large cup; but fill it on up
A small good deed is better than the grandest intention.
A small leak can sink a great ship.
A small leak will sink a great ship
A small man, a whiny type of guy. -- Larry Speakes on Cap Weinberger
A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide.
A small price to pay for immortality.
A small town is a place where everyone knows whose check is good and whose husband is not
A small town is where there is no place to go where you shouldn't be
A small town is where there's no such thing as a rich policeman.
A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
A small town that cannot support one lawyer is very lucky.
A smaller (but still substantial) number of udders
A smart Pakled has a lot in common w/ Santa Claus & the Easter Bunny.
A smart ass just don't fit in a saddle
A smart blonde VS Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been spotted!
A smart girl is one who can play tennis, piano and dumb
A smart man is wise enough to play the fool
A smart man seeks out his enemy's enemy and makes him his friend.
A smart man would ride out right now. - Duncan MacLeod
A smile CAN make a day but it usually takes money or sex.
A smile a day keeps the pressure ...off !
A smile a day makes all the sadness go away
A smile can make a day but it usually takes money or sex.
A smile does not cost you anything
A smile improves your face value.
A smile in public has no track. -LAO TZU
A smile increases your face value.
A smile is a bridge that connects two hearts
A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that you throw another person
A smile is a window on your face that shows your heart is home.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
A smile is the same in any language
A smile is the shortest distance between to people
A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life.
A smile is worth a thousand words.
A smile like a sunrise on an ice floe!
A smile will gain you ten more years of life. - Chinese Proverb
A smile, slightly dangerous, touches my face for just a moment.
A smile: a window on your face showing your heart is home
A smiley face gone horribly wrong - Joel on circle logo
A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool!
A smooth touchdown in the sim is like kissing your sister
A snagged recipe is still a recipe.
A snake lurks in the grass. -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
A sneeze is much achoo about nothing
A sneeze. Billions and billions of snot particles. -- Tom Servo
A sneeze. Billions & billions of snot particles - Tom
A sniff is as good as a hurt to Bambi
A snoot full? - Data
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all
A snout full coke helps the drugs go down.
A sobering thought: What if, right at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? - Jane Wagner
A social influence skill, a Lion, Third Eye
A social life - What BBS do I download that from?
A social life ? .... What board can I download That from?
A social life? How do you download that?
A social life? From which BBS can I download THAT??????
A social life? What BBS can I download that from?
A social life? What board can I download THAT from?
A social life? Which BBS can I download that from?
A social life? You're in the perfect place, wrong Conference.
A social life? From what board can I download THAT?
A social life? How do you download that?
A social life? What BBS do I download THAT from?
A social life? What board can I d/l that from?
A social life? What board can I download THAT from?
A social life?? Who needs one!
A society that needs disclaimers has too many lawyers.
A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45
A soft answer turneth away wrath. - Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger. -- Proverbs 15:1
A soft answer turns away wrath.
A soft drink turneth away company.
A soft scratching post for a kitten
A soft word never yet broke a tooth - Irish Proverb.
A soldier's life is terrible hard-says Alice
A soldier's record tells a lot about a person. - Hague
A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity
A son is a source of pride forever.
A song in Silk and a Lesson in lace --SC
A song in time is worth a dime
A songbird in a cage puts all Heaven in a rage
A sonic screwdriver is Vodka and orange juice at Mach 2
A sophisticated palate is no match for this pedestrian swill. - Hawkeye
A soul in tension, that's learning to fly...<Pink Floyd>
A soul to dig the hole much deeper. - Alanis Morissette
A source of innocent merriment, of innocent merriment.
A spacesuit with *cufflinks*?! - Rimmer
A spacesuit with cuff links? -- Lister
A span short of a bridge.
A spanking! A spanking!
A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!
A spanking! There's going to be a spanking! Ä M. Python
A spanking, a spanking!!!
A spanking? There's going to be a spanking!?! <PANT PANT>
A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster in keeping it that way. - Marcelene Cox
A special land should be created for the Libertarian Party
A specialist is someone called in to share the blame
A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior
A specified environmental conditions will always be exceeded
A spectre of revenge, riding the flow tide home.
A speeding bullet has no conscience
A speedy victory is the main object in war. -Sun Tzu
A spider under the table? - Sito
A spilled drink flows in the direction of the most expensive object
A spirit isn't free until it's flown
A spirit of a misplaced childhood is rising to speak his mind
A spirit transported me from the couch to the chair, said Tom, visibly
A spirit w/a vision is a dream w/a mission
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission.
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission. -- Rush Limbaugh
A spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission. -Rush:Hold Your Fire
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
A splendid time is guaranteed for all. Ä Beatles
A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon o
A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. (BENJAMIN FRANKLIN)
A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down.
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. - Mary Poppins
A spouse will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
A spring is a cave which isn't potty trained yet.--J. Vineyard
A sprinkle a day keeps @F away
A sprinkle a day keeps Bob Morgan away.
A sprinkle a day keeps Jennie Warrick away
A sprinkle a day keeps Landon Kuhn away.
A sprinkle a day keeps Orville Bullitt away.
A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away
A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away. -- Crow T. Robot
A sprinkle a day keeps you away.
A spy movie is beginning to sag, and Ed Asner is there! -- Crow
A spy...it's that traitor Dinobot! Megatron, Beast Wars
A square meal a day keeps hallucenations everywhere
A square with only three sides.
A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny
A squid in the hand is rather yecchy!
A squirrel is just a rat with good P.R.
A squirrel's home is really a nutcracker's suite!
A sta kazes na ovo !?
A stag film produced by the League of Women voters - Tom
A stage? No, this is not a stage.
A stagger of drunks
A stairway to oblivion is better than no stairway at all
A stale mind is the devil's breadbox. - Mary Bly
A standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation
A standard that no one follows is worse than useless; it is a waste of time
A star is just an actor who sells tickets. -Charles Dance
A star remains pinned on a wall in the public imagination. -C. Deneuve
A starved body has a skinny soul. Marlon Brando
A starving child is a frightful sight, a starving vampire even worse
A state o' satanic bliss
A state of martial law will be most helpful at this time. - John,V
A state of satanic bliss -*-
A state of wits? To my altered reality has no fleas
A state police office might drive a Trooper.
A statement was made after hirring the monkeys"No more shipping charges"
A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.
A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen!
A statesman is a dead politician. Lord knows we need more statesmen.
A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen!
A statesman is a politician who's been dead 10 or 15 years. -- Harry S. Truman
A statesman is a politician who's been dead ten or fifteen years
A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them.
A steak a day keeps the cows dead.
A steak without salt is like sex without an orgasm
A steal at only $5.95 + $19.00 S&H.
A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery
A steel pinata? This could take hours! -- Crow T. Robot
A steel pinata? This could take hours! - Crow
A stench in the ear... undomesticated music.
A stench in the ear..Michael's liberal music
A stench in the ear..liberal music.
A stench in the earundomesticated music.
A stich in time is a change of dimension
A stich in time saves nine, but does that include temporal anomolies?
A stick ... is that all your fighting with!?!
A stick gets round when you multiply by 3.14.
A stick.. Is that all you're fighting with, @F?!?! <Evil Grin>
A stiff apology is a second insult.
A stiff apology is a second insult. -- Chesterton
A stiff neck usually supports an empty head.
A still greater pity that [Man's] coldness so often reches to his heart. - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
A still tongue makes a happy life
A still tongue makes a happy mind.
A stitch in nine saves time.
A stitch in time ... saves embarrassing exposure!
A stitch in time is mine
A stitch in time really would have confused Einstein
A stitch in time saves 11 (octal proverb)
A stitch in time saves embarassing exposure
A stitch in time saves nine.
A stitch in time saves nine. - Alexander Pope
A stitch in time saves nine. (Phrase often used by cat surgeons.)
A stitch in time saves nine. - Franklin
A stitch in time saves nine.<Franklin>
A stitch in time will ruin your clock
A stitch in time would have confused Einsteiin.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Anonymous
A stitch in time would have confused Stephen Hawking
A stitch in time, saves x(y-5)(x+7)...or so
A stitch in time... keeps you underwear from unraveling
A stitch in time... oops... rats, ripping, ripping, ripping!
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money until it is all gone.
A stocked bar is the sign of a sedate(d) mind
A stogun wedding is a case of wife or death
A stoic brings a baby. A cynic is where you wash it
A stolen Tagline is still a Tagline
A stolen sweet could be hot chocolate
A stolen tagline is still a tagline
A stolen tagline- the real gift that keeps on giving.
A stomach is a terrible thing to waste. Garfield
A stone badly placed in a building is not to be removed
A stone is a star that does not shine
A stone was placed at a ford in a river with the inscription: "When this stone is covered it is dangerous to ford here."
A stopped clock is right twice a day. - Lewis Carroll
A story is told as much by silence as by speech.
A stout man's heart breaks bad luck
A strange ant is aberrANT.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. - Joshua
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. - War Games
A strange kitty. Teach a psychopath to wear combat boots
A strange new way to show affection.
A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet
A stranger might also be an ENEMY you haven't met yet.
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows
A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows. -- O'Henry
A strip of Latinum for your thoughts
A stripper is the only act in show business who leaves an audience wanting less
A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles. -Ko
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. -- Daniel Webster
A strong mind CAN overcome a public education.
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
A study revealed that * of all people are equal to 50%
A stuffed cat makes a GREAT doorstop
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A subjective term, Riker. - Q
A subsequent marriage cures preceding criminality
A subtle dragon stings us in the midst of plenty.
A successful American spends more supporting the government than a family
A successful [software] tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author
A successful baseball player gets a hit only once out of
A successful baseball player gets a hit only once out of every three tries
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A successful man is a one who can earn more than his wife can spend
A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement!
A successful symposium depends on the ratio of meeting to eating.
A successful tool is used to do something undreamed of by its author.
A succubus will go farther than a nymph.
A sucker's groan is music to a gambler's ear. SGT.BILKO
A sucking chest wound is Gods way of saying slow down
A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you: "Slow down."
A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying slow down.
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling y
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Another Murphy's Law (of combat)
A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down
A sudden bold and unexpected question doth many times surprise a man and lay him open. - Francis Bacon
A sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable
A sufficiently advanced god would use evolution.
A sufficiently advanced technology can't be told from a rigged demo
A suggestion. Switch to decaf.-- Victor Luk
A suicidal blond is one who dyed by her own hand
A suicide blond - dyed by her own hand.
A suicide's troubles may only just be starting
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs so he won't be mistaken as a feminist
A sun worshiper might drive a Corona.
A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine foods expertly
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine foods expertly served by waitresses in apetizing forms
A supercomputer can run an endless loop in just 2 seconds.
A supercomputer is a machine, that runs an endless loop in just 2
A superior woman. I will take her. - Khan
A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time. - George IIes
A sure way to avoid AIDS? Abstinence followe by Monogamy!!!!
A sure-fire formula for living to be one hundred - keep breathing!
A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's Computer.
A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother fe
A sweet fragrance, which heralds the true end of our work
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine. A wife is a whine bottle.
A swift kick in th'south-forty is no way t'get a dragon's attention.
A swift kick in the butt is no way to get a dragon's attention.
A sword in the Hand is worth Two in the Stone
A sword is never a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands. - Seneca
A sword sometimes misses it's mark - a bouquet never
A sword, Frank, a very *rare* sword. - Brenda Wyatt
A symphony conductor might drive a Tempo.
A symphony is not played merely to reach its end.
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. - Burt Bacharach
A sysop AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A sysop works from sun to sun
A sysop's favorite educational show "Connections."
A sysop's favorite wine: I wanna bigger drive! But honey, I NEEEED it!
A sysop's husband is a lonely one
A sysop's wife is a lonely one
A system event? Wow! Can I get tickets?
A system tends to grow in terms of complexity rather than of simplification, until the resulting unreliability is intolerable
A system which depends on human reliability is unreliable
A sytem error has ocurred, ID -666. ((Behead)) (Dismember)
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