A gaggle of candy-starved 5 year olds - Dr. Forrester
A galleon of the treasure fleet, the mizzen lookout cried
A gambler might drive a Monte Carlo.
A gambler's biggest thrill is winning a bet. His next biggest thrill is losing a bet
A game of wits. You hate him, you respect him, & you kill him
A game: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's luggage?
A gaping chest wound is nature's little way of saying slow down.
A garden is a thing of beauty and a job forever
A garden is the purest of human pleasures. (F. Bacon)
A gardener is just a handyman with a good sense of humus
A garge sale is a place where you get the pick of the litter
A garment may succeed!
A gas mask a smoke grenade and a helicopter that's all I ask - Calvin
A gas war spat taps, raw saga
A gasoline carrier is like a police car, it's a petrol wagon
A gay guy in New York is just a fag in L.A. -- Mick Jagger
A gay guy who likes truckers. -- Tom Servo
A gay in New York is just a fag in L.A. - Mick Jagger
A gay in San Francisco is just a fag in Australia.
A gay man and his legs are soon parted.
A gay man is a terrible thing to waste.
A gem is not polished without rubbing
A gemstone is just a rock with good PR! (Black Mamba)
A genealogist and his mind are soon parted.
A general expression implies nothing certain
A general expression is to be construed generally
A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks
A general leading the State Department resembles a dragon commanding ducks. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
A generation that ignores history has neither past nor future
A generation that ignores history has no past, and no future. *
A generation which ignore history has no past -- and no future
A generation which ignores history has no past
A generation which ignores history has no past -- and no future. -L.
A generation which ignores history has no past or future.
A generation which ignores history has no past, and no future.- L. Long
A generous grant from the Mom Corporation
A generous person will prosper.
A geneticist is always disturbed. --Movie: Children of the Damned
A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread. - George Herbert
A gentleman always opens the door for his wife when her arms are filled with groceries
A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable.
A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn
A gentleman is a man who can support his own weight on his hands
A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on. -- Evan Esar
A gentleman is one who never swears at his wife while ladies are present
A gentleman knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't
A gentleman need not know latin, but he should at least have forgotten it. - Brander Matthews
A gentleman never heard the story before.
A gentleman never hits a lady with his hat on.
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. -- Fred Allen
A gentleman never swears at his wife if there are ladies present
A gentleman stands up when a lady enters the room
A gentleman will not insult me & no man not a gentleman can insult me.
A genuine Felix lighter. How illuminating - 007 (R Moore - L.A.L.D.)
A geological oddity, to say the least. -- Spock
A geological specimen in motion accumulates no deposits of lichen.
A geologist will find faults in anything
A gerbil was loose, but we found it before the cat did!
A gernade with a 7 second fuse burns down in 5 seconds.
A giant guy plus a harbor equals fluid dynamics at its best. (Tick)
A giant hippity hop is called into action - Crow
A giant once lived in that body. Spencer Tracy
A giant orbiting lady depil-itator - Crow on space ship
A giant, orbiting lady depilitator! -- Crow T. Robot
A gift brought by men to wives to accompany a weak alibi
A gift from Zek to them. - Quark
A gift is not presumed
A gift is rendered complete by the possession of the receiver
A gift of a flower will soon be made to you
A gift of humanity is what I want for Christmas! --Opus
A gift or flowers is not a good substitute for you being there.
A gift that keeps on giving: A female kitten
A gift, from friends you don't know you have
A gift, from friends you don't know you have - The Shadows
A gift, from friends you don't know you have. -- Morden
A gift? That doesn't sound very profitable.
A gift? That doesn't sound very profitable. -- Grand Nagus Zek
A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money
A gigolo is a fee-male. - Isaac Goldberg.
A gigolo? Why, the nerve! Louis Jordan
A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.
A giraffe walks into a bar, and says, "The high balls are on me."
A girdle is a garment to hold a woman in when she goes out.
A girl a day keeps the ex-wife away.
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident
A girl can be poor at history, but great on dates!
A girl can make a God
A girl can't analyze marriage, and a woman dare not. - Lady Troubridge
A girl can't live by psychoses alone.
A girl can't live by psychoses alone. - Dr. Chase Meridian
A girl could be right when she thinks no man is good enough to marry her. She could also be left. - W.G.P
A girl in church and a girl in the bath? One has a soul full of hope.
A girl in the car is worth five in the phone book.
A girl is game if she doesn't grouse or quail
A girl who is a vision in the moonlight, may be a sight in sunlight!
A girl who pays a lot for a bathing suit will have little to show for it
A girl with Complex Conjugate Feet! Oh My!!!
A girl with a future avoids the man with a past. - Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes. - The Beatles!!
A girl worth wading for
A girl's best asset is her 'lie' ability
A girl's got to have friends of her own. - Amanda
A girlfriend a day costs 100,000 in alimony.
A girlfriend a day keeps the wife away.
A girlfriend a day soon costs $1,000 a month alimony.
A girlfriend may be a free trial, but you get a life sentence.
A girlfriend? Yeah.. a 486/DX2-66 with a 1 Gig Hard Drive
A girls best asset is her liability ('lie'ability)A glance says so much with those two -Crow
A glass blower inhaled and got a pane in the stomach
A gleaming shape she floated by, dead-pale between the houses high
A gleekzorp is like a tornpee (sort of).
A gleekzorp without a ternpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort
A goal is a dream taken seriously. - Henry David Thoreau
A goal is a dream with a deadline!
A goal properly set is halfway reached.
A goal properly set is halfway reached. Habakkuk 2:2
A goal, is a dream with a deadline!
A goat has a beard, but that does not make him a rabbi.
A god cannot survive as a memory.
A god cannot survive as memory. -- Apollo
A god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.
A goddess whose worshippers strangle people is close enough for me.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
A golfer yells "Fore!", takes five, and writes down three
A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys. -- B. Graham
A good Christmas tree is like Kryptonite to any Jew.
A good Grecco-Roman punch to the yap! - Bobby Heenan
A good Jewish wine: "I wanna go to Miami"
A good Soldier never leaves a man behind. - Green Soldier
A good Tagline is Hard to Find.
A good Tagline is a stolen Tagline!
A good Tagline isn't stolen, it's resurrected!
A good Witch is eclectic. She'll steal from anything that works!
A good and sometimes strange sense of humor is mandatory
A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle.
A good barber and a good tailor can make a man look young--but you can't fool a flight of stairs
A good beginning makes a good ending.
A good belly laugh makes the day brighter.
A good book is the purest essence of a human soul.
A good book never lacks readers.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
A good brainwashing could fix that problem of yours.
A good breakfast is worth waiting all night for.
A good business man is know by the company he keeps
A good cat is a DEAD cat!
A good catchword can confuse Colin for fifty years
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years.
A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years. - W. L. Wilkie
A good challenge of one's constitution
A good chess player knows which pieces to sacrifice--and when.
A good christian doesn`t think - a good christian obeys ! (B. Graham)
A good cigar is a horse of another feather.
A good conscience is a continual feast. - Robert Burton (1577-1640)
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. <E.Schaparelli>
A good cook is more precious than gold!
A good date reads the menu from right to left
A good day is when S**t hits the fan and I have time to duck.
A good deed is its own reward. -- Rom
A good deed never goes unpunished
A good dictionary contains the words "Clowder" & "Kindle"
A good dinner sharpens the wit and softens the heart. (Doran)
A good distance to be from the bagpipes is about a mile.
A good dog barks when he speaks the depths of sunshine
A good dog barks when told.
A good education should leave much to be desired.
A good engineer is a wee bit conservative. - Scotty
A good example is like a bell that calls many to church.
A good example is the best sermon.
A good excuse to have a friendly argument with imaginary weapons?
A good family is one that used to better. - Cleveland Amory
A good fight is like a stick of broccoli, but different
A good fisherman has to have patience and bait.
A good forecaster is not smarter than everyone else, he merely has his ignorance better organised
A good fortune may forbode a bad luck, which may in turn disguise a good fortune. - Chinese Proverb
A good frame of mind . . . but no picture.
A good friend can be your best critic
A good friend can listen and hear what was never said.
A good friend comes along once in a lifetime. (Hopefully with snacks.)
A good friend on a journey makes the way seem shorter.
A good girl has the bloom of youth in her cheeks.
A good girl is good, but I'm even better!
A good girl is good, but a bad girl is even BETTER!
A good girl is good, but a redhead is sheer ecstasy!!
A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are.
A good guess still counts as a correct answer.
A good guess still counts as a correct answer.
A good hacker knows all the right MOVs.
A good hacker never leaves a trail. A *great* hacker leaves a fake trail
A good heart is better than all the heads in the world
A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
A good hug should put a smile in the heart
A good husband makes a good wife. A good wife makes a good husband.
A good husband should be deaf and a good wife blind. -French proverb
A good idea can be dispersed by one's feeble mind:-Sven
A good idea, it's not careful
A good imagination unfortunately also makes for vivid nightmares
A good indignation brings out all one's powers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A good indignation brings out all one's powers. -Emerson
A good job doesn't take too much of your leisure time
A good judge decides according to justice and right
A good juggler can always find work. - L Pacciouli
A good landing in the sim is like kissing your sister
A good laugh and a good cry, both cleanse the soul
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures. - Irish proverb
A good laugh is sunshine in a house.
A good laugh is the best medicine, whether you are sick or not
A good lawyer can get sodomy reduced to "Following too close".
A good lawyer makes an evil neighbor.
A good laxative will clear this up, I'm sure.
A good leader inspires others with confidence in him; a great leader inspires them with confidence in themselves
A good lesbian is hard to find!
A good library must always be a two way street.
A good lie will have travled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
A good loser's still a loser. - Sheriff Buck
A good man always knows his limitations. -- Harry Callahan
A good man died because of us. --Bashir.
A good man dies when a boy goes wrong
A good man doesn't betray his own people! - Kira
A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out.
A good man is a poor man
A good man is always a beginner.
A good man is hard to find
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is even harder to find
A good man is hard to find, but a hard man is good
A good man is hard to find...a hard man is
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming- Barbarella
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming... - Barbarella
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. -H. Hoover
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it
A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne
A good masochist takes a lot of beating!
A good mate doubles one's pleasure and halves one's cares.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
A good memory ignores the long skirt.
A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.
A good movie can make you cry.........so can onions
A good movie this time? I think not! -- Tom Servo
A good movie this time? I think not! -- Tom Servo
A good name is more desirable than great riches!!!
A good neighbor doubles the value of a house--German proverb
A good night's sleep is worth it's weight in dreams.
A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. - G.K. Chesterton
A good organizer is one who is always careful to plan ahe
A good organizer is the one who is very careful and sure to plan ahe
A good pilot and co-pilot go hand in hand. But not in public
A good pilot has the same number of take-offs as landings.
A good place to start is where you are. (Charles Wolf, Jr.)
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow
A good planet is hard to find
A good politician == a honest lawyer == extinct
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar
A good preflight beats a parachute any day.
A good printer does it without wrinkling the sheets.
A good psychic would help me before I called
A good pun is it's own reword.
A good pun is like a good steak: a rare medium well done.
A good quantum physicist is hard to find. -- Vicky Sailer
A good question is never answered
A good question. There is no easy answer
A good question. There is no easy answer. -- Mike Nelson
A good question. There is no easy answer.
A good question. There is no easy answer. - Mike Nelson
A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a *great* raid... -- Servo
A good raid. I wouldn't say it was a GREAT raid - Tom
A good recipe is a snagged recipe!
A good recipe is worth a thousand words.
A good reputation is moer valuable than money.
A good reputation is more valuable than money. -- Publilius Syrus
A good review from the critics is just another stay of execution
A good reward is it's own deed
A good rooster crows in any hen house.
A good sand scrub, that's the best we can hope for
A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution
A good scapegoat is hard to find
A good scapegoat is hard to find. A guilty conscience is the mother of invention. -- Carolyn Wells
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem
A good scapegoat is oftentimes better than a solution to the problem
A good scare can be worth more than good advice.
A good scare is better than good advice.
A good scare is usually worth more than good advice.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
A good scare works better than good advice
A good sense humor cures almost all of life's ills.
A good sense of humor is your best weapon.
A good shot is a man who can control his trigger. - Jeff Cooper
A good shotgun prepares you for the game of war.
A good slogan beats a good solution
A good slogan can stop thought for fifty years. A great slogan can stop it forever
A good soldier never leaves a man behind! -- Sargeant
A good start to the day, if your body temp is over 20'C!
A good stiff one should serve 'em just fine ... a stiff drink that is.
A good submissive is hard to beat
A good supervisor can step on your toes without messing up your shine
A good tagline is a terrible thing to waste!
A good tagline is it's own reward.
A good tagline is often stolen
A good tagline is worth a 100 line message!
A good tagline is worth a thousand words.
A good tagline isn't stolen, it's resurrected!
A good thing about a short memory: enjoy the same newspaper for a month
A good time to keep you mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
A good time to laugh is anytime you get the chance.
A good tradesman blames the apprentice.
A good traveler leaves no track
A good traveler leaves no track. - Lao Tzu
A good traveler leaves no track. -LAO TZU
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit.
A good turkey roast is a slippery foul ball
A good user can get a tagline in under 51 character
A good waste of time is often invaluable.
A good waste of time with a redhead is always worthwhile!
A good way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
A good way to lose fat, is to keep on pumping. All night long.
A good wench, give it me! - William Shakespeare
A good wench, give it me!Iago, from Othello II.iii. - William Shakespeare
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
A good woman can whip you with one eye lash.
A good worker is the queen's servANT.
A good workman is known by his tools
A good workman is known by his tools. - Proverb
A googoolplex of channels, and nothing's on TV!
A goose and rooster may produce a gooster if they don't chicken out.
A goose is what grows up while it grows down
A gossip is a person who jumps to conclusions.
A gossip is a women with a good sense of rumour
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
A gossip is the knife and soul of the party
A gossip tells all but a wise man keeps a secret.
A gossip's greatest fear is having no friends to speak of
A gottle of gear... a gottle of gear... a gottle of gear
A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat
A gourmet thinking about calories is a tart looking at a clock.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. James Beard
A gov't that provides for all our needs can also take all we have.
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take from you everything you have
A government by the people should not fear the militia!!
A government is the only know vessel that leaks from the top
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun--they just don't remember who with
A government subsidy is getting just some of your own money back.
A government supported artist is an incompetent whore. - Heinlein
A government that fears your arms is a government to fear
A government that ignores gun rights is ignoring MY rights!
A government that ignores the 2nd Amendment can ignore any law
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. -- Barry Goldwater
A government that outlaws guns is an outlaw government
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
A government that treats people according to race is RACIST! (NO AA!)
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on
A governmnent that condones murder has no legitimacy. -T. Clancy
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. --Louis Nizer (1902 -1994)
A graduate from Bubba's House of Holy History
A graduate from Bubba's House of Holy History
A graduate of the Limbaugh Institute for Higher Learning?
A grajuate uv outcum bassed edukashun rote this tag line.
A grammarian's life is always in tense
A grapefruit is a lemon that had a chance and took advantage of it. -- Oscar Wilde
A grave deep enough to prevent even 007 from walking - Blofeld
A graveyard! Now they can bury the script! -- Joel Robinson
A grazing mace, how sweet the sound that flattened a wretch like thee!
A great actor can bring tears to our eyes. But then, so can an auto mechanic
A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep. --Saul Bellow, writer, Nobel laureate [1915-2005]
A great deal of money - once you have it - is never enough.
A great deal of money - once you have it - is never enough.
A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.
A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On
A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On -- GEORGE B. SHAW
A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On.
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. -- B. Franklin
A great fall madly in a crooked man named Jed, Spot
A great fortune depends on luck, a small one on diligence. - Chinese Proverb
A great fortune is a great slavery.
A great fortune is a great slavery. -- Seneca
A great idea needs a landing gear, not just wings
A great leader is one who has learned to serve
A great man is reverent-David O. McKay
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A great many family trees were started by grafting. ___ FMail 1.22
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
A great many people confuse their lack of planning with an emergency.
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts. -Herbert V. Prochnow
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices
A great many prominent family tree was started by grafting
A great many so-called open minds should be closed for repairs.
A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century
A great oak is only a little nut that held it's ground
A great party, chips, dip, chains, whips!!
A great soul will be strong to live as well as think
A great source of history will be those things we record now.
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach . - Seneca
A great truth is a truth whose opposite is also a truth. - Thomas Mann
A great truth is: women like men, and men can never believe it!
A great warrior? Wars not make one great. - Yoda
A great whirling punishable by death
A great worrior? Wars not make one great. -Yoda
A greater inheritance comes to every one of us from right and the laws
A grenade with a 7 second fuse burns down in 5 seconds.
A grenade with a seven second fuse will always burn down in four seconds
A grimoire that sticks with you: the Velcronomicon.
A grin is a smile that burst
A group of the unfit appointed by the unwilling to do the necessary.
A grown up did it! - Wes Crusher
A grown up did it! - Wesley
A gruff doctor walks up to you an says He's dead jim.
A guarantee with a physicist is "Confuse-a-Cat."
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year. - Polish Proverb
A guilty conscience needs no accuser.
A guilty pleasure/On a bright sunny morning--/Scrambled eggs and SPAM
A guinea pig is not a rodent, it is a member of the pork family.
A gun and a bag of peanuts. How original. - 007 (T.M.W.T.G.G.)
A gun gives you the body, not the bird.
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. -- Thoreau
A gun holstered to my hip deters more crime than any law.
A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone
A gun in your hand makes a fool out of you - H. Rollins
A gun is like a parachute-when you need one you NEED one
A gun is like a parachute. When you need it you NEED it!
A gun is like a parachute. When you need it, you need a GOOD one!
A gun is like a parachute. When you need it, you really NEED it!
A gun is like a seat belt; when you need it you NEED it NOW
A gun is not a killer, it's a tool in the killer's hands
A gun is the classic point-and-click interface
A gun on my hip deters crime better than any law.
A gun shot model will often hide in the woods - Crow
A guru hops around often, he's known as the Kan Guru.
A guru is somone who knows more jargon than you
A guy and his dog walk into a bar. They weren't looking.
A guy arrived at his house to discover his wife lying naked
A guy asked me if I had the time. I said yes, but not right now. - sw
A guy asked me what New York was like so I shot him
A guy asked me what living in NYC was like - told him to wait 54 years.
A guy asked me what living in New York City was like, so I shot him.
A guy can't live by psychoses alone
A guy can't live on head alone
A guy can't live on head alone - Tom after dino ate horse
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence
A guy is *Too Weird* if he is sniffing girl's bicycle seats
A guy is never happy until a girl comes along and makes him miserable
A guy that will cheat at golf will cheat at anything. Watch Clinton
A guy walked into a bar with a huge, vicious looking
A guy walked into a bar.... it hurt
A guy who sees through women is missing the best parts!
A guy with money to burn has a good chance of finding a perfect match
A guy'd have to be braindead to fall for that old chestnut. - Ren
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