A k.d. lang dance - Tom as girls dance with girls
A kangaroo loose in her top paddock.
A kat a day will keep the Salmon away!!
A kat could be man's best friend, but never stoops to it
A kat's worst enemy is a closed door
A katana might slice a worm in two.
A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused -work evaluationese
A kender is a--hey, wait a second! WHERE'S MY TAGLINE?!?
A keyboard . how quaint! - Scott, ST4
A keyboard how quaint. -- Scott
A keyboard is no substitute for a pillow!
A keyboard... How quaint. * Scotty
A keyboard... how quaint. -- Scott
A keyboard?!?! How quaint! -Scotty ST IV
A keyboard?!?!?! How quaint!
A keyboard?!?!?! How quaint! - Scotty ST IV
A keyboardhow quaint. -- Scott
A kibble is one thousand nibbles.
A kick in the ass is a step forward
A kick in the butt is a step forward.
A kick in the rear is a step forward.
A kid with a hammer will find that everything he sees needs pounding.
A kid"ll eat the middle of an Oreo, eventually
A kids idea on science: "A blizzard is when it snows sideways."
A kids idea on science: "A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size."
A kids idea on science: "A monsoon is a French gentleman."
A kids idea on science: "A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go."
A kids idea on science: "Clouds are high flying fogs."
A kids idea on science: "Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dog's tongue will kill the strongest man."
A kids idea on science: "Genetics explain why you look like your father, and if you don't why you should."
A kids idea on science: "Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water."
A kids idea on science: "In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes."
A kids idea on science: "Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names sound."
A kids idea on science: "It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in other places."
A kids idea on science: "Lime is a green-tasting rock."
A kids idea on science: "Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils, while others preferred to be oil."
A kids idea on science: "One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second."
A kids idea on science: "Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail."
A kids idea on science: "Rain is saved up in cloud banks."
A kids idea on science: "Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand."
A kids idea on science: "Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction."
A kids idea on science: "South America has cold summers and hot winters, but somehow they still manage."
A kids idea on science: "Talc is found on rocks and on babies."
A kids idea on science: "The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down."
A kids idea on science: "The wind is like the air, only pushier."
A kids idea on science: "Thunder is a rich source of loudness."
A kids idea on science: "Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there."
A kids idea on science: "Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does."
A kids idea on science: "We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won't drown when we breathe."
A killa, a fool, a little arsed G
A killer - On the binge
A killer in me is a killer in you
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in it's vicinity freshen into smiles. - Washington Irving
A kind heart is of little value in chess.
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters. -- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
A kind word & a gun gets more than a kind word alone. - A. Capone
A kind word & gun get more than just a kind word
A kind word and a gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A kind word and a gun will accomplish more than a kind word alone
A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A kinder gentler Tagline.
A kinder gentler recipe.
A kindly tongue is the lodestone of the hearts of men. -Baha'u'llah
A king without a sword! A land without a king! -- Lancelot
A king"s castle is his home
A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you
A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you... Ä M. Python
A king? Well, I didnt vote for you....'
A kingdom of Robert Borks - Mike on guys with beards
A kingdom of Robert Borks! -- Mike Nelson
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point.
A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.
A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving. Cyrano de Bergerac
A kiss is a secret told to the mouth instead of to the ear. - Edmond Rostand
A kiss is a upper persuasion for lower invasion
A kiss is an application for a better position
A kiss is an upper persuasion for lower invasion.
A kiss is like a spiderweb - it leads to undoing a fly
A kiss is not so romantic when you think of it as a mutual interchange of salivary bacteria
A kiss is the shortest distance between two.
A kiss is the sure sweet cement and glue of love.
A kiss is the upper persuasion for lower invasion.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is still a kiss.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
A kitten is God's way of telling you NOTHING is child -proof!
A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of animals.
A kitten: Infinitely more amusing than half the people I must endure!
A kitty who sleeps on your undies
A kleptomaniac is a man who just can't help helping himself.
A kleptomaniac might drive an Impulse.
A klingon might knock you down if you win a game of chess, but a wookie will tear your arms out of their sockets
A knavish speech sleeps in a foolish ear. - Hamlet, Shakespeare
A knavish tagline sleeps in a foolish ear. - Tagspeare
A knife too dull to cut anything else can always cut your finger.
A knife without a blade, for which the handle is missing
A knight might drive a Cavalier.
A knitting machine hears many 4-letter words; knit, purl, slip, tuck
A knowledge of Sanskrit is of little use to a man trapped in
A knowledgeable fool is a greater fool than an ignorant fool
A lack of knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A lack of leadership is no substitue for inaction
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordian any day.
A lad playing bagpipes beats a gentleman playing an accordian any day.
A lady is a woman who can make a man act like a Gentleman
A lady is a woman who makes a gentleman act like one!
A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. - Lillian Day
A lady is one who never shows%
A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally.
A lady never shows her underwear unintentionally. (Lillian Day)
A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to a ball.
A ladyfriend of mine told me that at our age she has found that going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of her face
A laid-back, stand-up comedian?!?
A laid-back, stand-up comedian?!? <g>
A land where thought is as free as the sun
A landfill is a terrible thing to waste
A language is a dialect with an army
A language is a dialect with an army, navy and Air Force.
A language is a dialect with an army.
A language is just a dialect with a gun.
A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing
A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program in than some that do. -- Dennis M. Ritchie
A lap behind the field.
A large dog will have a surprising effect on your life.
A large hammer is a must for computer techs.
A large number of installed systems work by fiat. That is, they work by being declared to work. -- Anatol Holt
A large oxymoron: Bad Sex
A large pizza, a case of Labatt's Blue, & Maggie to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of Pepsi, and @TOFIRST@ to go, please
A large pizza, a case of beer, and @F to go, please
A large viper must be swallowed with extreme care
A lasting peace gives time to finish paying for last war
A laugh costs too much when bought at the expense of virtue.<Quintilian>
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
A laugh is a smile with a soundtrack.
A laugh is a smile with fireworks!
A laugh is just a scowl with the sh*t kicked out of it
A laugh is just like music; it lingers in the heart
A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.
A laugh, A bucket, and a piece of string
A launch to the west is better than no launch at all
A law can give security--but the hope of a date is love.
A law is not obligatory unless it be promulgated
A law that prevents risks prevents love.
A lawn mower you can push by hand? What will they think of next !
A lawyer always has half a mind to do something.
A lawyer and a rooster? A rooster clucks defiance
A lawyer and sperm both have an outside chance of being human.
A lawyer at his/her best: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "So you were gone until you returned?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
A lawyer at his/her best: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
A lawyer got his client a suspended sentence. He was hanged
A lawyer is an authority on justice--the same way a hooker is an authority on love
A lawyer is like a river. --Kosh.
A lawyer is reforming health care? May the Lord help us!
A lawyer is skilled in the circumvention of the law.
A lawyer made me believe that pigs CAN fly!
A lawyer stepped in manure and thought he was melting.
A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
A lawyer's advice is his stock-in-trade. - A. Lincoln
A lawyer's answer, so close to the truth it could hide in its shadow
A lawyer's dream -- |R|E|A|D|||B|E|T|W|E|E|N|||T|H|E||L|I|N|E|S|.
A lawyer's lawyer is one who names his daughter Sue!
A lawyer's not such a terrible thing to waste
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless unless
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for.
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless unless
A lawyer's time and advice are all he has to sell.
A leader is a dealer in hope -- Napoleon
A leader is best when people barely know he exists. - W. Brynner
A leader is best when people barely know that he exists
A leader shouldn't get too far in front of his troops or he'll get shot in the butt
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
A leading authority is someone who guessed correctly
A leading authority is someone who guessed right.
A leading authority is someone who has guessed right more than once.
A leaf, twigs, limbs, branches, trunk & root = TREE
A lean, mean rock and roll machine/He knows what he is after Nugent
A leap year is never a good sheep year.
A leapord never changes his stripes. - Al Gore
A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorand one. - Benjamin Franklin
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
A learned fool is one who has read everything, and simply remembered it. (Josh Billings)
A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.
A left winger's IQ is always the {NUL} set.A left winger's IQ is the inverse of the number of flames he posts
A legend in her own mind!
A legend in his own lunchtime!
A legend in his own mind!
A legislator is to the voter as a chauffeur is to the employer.
A lenticular polychrome of writhing, almost fluid, radiance. EESmith
A leopard never changes his stripes. - Al Gore
A leper worshipped Jesus and Jesus healed him. (Matt.8:2,3)
A lepo sam ti rekla Radovane, nemoj s ledja, bice zensko
A lesbian and her legs are soon parted.
A lesbian for your thoughts.
A lesbian in the hand is worth two in the bush!
A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
A lesbian is a terrible thing to waste.
A lesbian is just another woman trying to do a man's job
A lesbian made me do it!
A lessa' docto' might've been fooled. Cheeeiit. I, howeva'...- HoloDoc
A lesser doctor might've been fooled. I, however
A letter from my sister in the convent.-Mulcahy. A nun-o-gram.-BJ
A letter is as good as gold. *Yours* are platinum.-Pierce to Pierce
A letter of reprimand is better than no mail at all.
A level playing field is the best place to exchange ideas.
A li'l song, a li'l dance, a l'il seltzer in your pants
A liar is not believed even when he speaks the truth.
A liar needs a good memory
A liar won't believe anyone else.
A liar's punishment isn't in the least that he's not believed,but that he cannot believe anyone else
A liberal always knows what to do until it happens to them
A liberal and someone else's money are soon parted.
A liberal by any other name, still smells the same
A liberal couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings
A liberal criticizes most what he understands least.
A liberal has a problem to fit every solution
A liberal is Society's version of a computer virus.
A liberal is a conservative who's been mugged by reality.
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side i
A liberal is a man who leaves the room when a fight begins.
A liberal is a person who lives in a past that never existed
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment. -- Willis Player
A liberal is a person with no interests no stake.
A liberal is a worshipper of dead radicals
A liberal is an optimist without any experience
A liberal is just a conservative who hasn't been mugged.
A liberal is nothing but a communist on Prozac!
A liberal is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run
A liberal is one who lies about the past, and then tries
A liberal is one who lies about the past, and then tries to repeat it!
A liberal is society's version of a computer virus.
A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist
A liberal mind is a terrible thing to face.
A liberal politician approaches every problem with an open mouth!
A liberal politician dies only when another devil is needed in hell
A liberal searches for a greater fool to find admiration.
A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is
A liberal who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed
A liberal with good intentions is something to fear
A liberal won't accept ANY limits on personal behavior
A liberal won't blink when proposing a new tax!
A liberal's IQ is always the {NUL} set.A liberal's compassion is limited by your income
A liberal's cure for America are worse than the problem.
A liberal's data source: A guess.
A liberal's generosity is limited only by Your income!
A liberal's generosity is limited to his/her rich friends
A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income.
A liberal's mind: An anathema of rigid dogma!
A liberal's useful generalization.
A liberal's worst fear: a fetus armed with a handgun
A liberal, and proud of it.
A libertarian, immoral society is enticing you to excesses. Enjoy
A library is an arsenal of liberty.
A library is thought in cold storage.
A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.
A library serves no track. -LAO TZU
A licensed professional Mechanical Engineer
A lich, huh? I steal his spellbook.
A lich, huh? No problem I steal his spellbook.
A lie can be half way round the world before the trut
A lie has speed, but the truth has endurance!
A lie in time saves nine.
A lie is a terminological inexactitude
A lie is a terminological inexactitude. - Churchill
A lie is a very poor way to say hello.
A lie is a very poor way to say hello. - Keeler
A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. -- Adlai Stevenson
A lie is an abomination unto the lord and a very present help in trouble
A lie is better than a truth if it keeps the peace
A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths
A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths - Deep Throat
A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths.
A lie is terminological inexactitude
A lie is terminological inexactitude - the Clinton Administration
A lie is terminological inexactitude.
A lie is terminological inexactitude. - Churchill
A lie is terminological inexactitude. - the Clinton Administration
A lie is terminological inexactitude. From the Lawyer's Lexicon.
A lie is the truth in masquerade.
A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth.
A lie told often enough becomes the truth. -- Lenin
A lie told often enough becomes the truth. - Hermann Goring
A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous. - Alfred Alder
A lie would make no sense, unless the truth were felt to be dangerous. - Carol Jung
A lie's a lie and dressed in white don't help it. - Marjorie Main
A lie: The truth in masquerade
A life is fine but it interferes with my tagline
A life is told in their living example of letters, O?
A life is worth more than a penis. --Lorena B.'s lawyer.
A life is worth more than a penis. Lisa Kemler, Lorena Bobbitt's atty.
A life lived in chaos is an impossibility... --Madeleine L'Engle (1918 - )
A life lived in fear is half a life lived
A life lived in fear is half a life lived
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw
A life spent in search of the perfect hash brownie is a life well spent
A life without God is like a fish without a bicycle
A life without dreams is like a garden without flowers. - Gertraude Beese
A life without music is not a life
A life without tragedy would not be worth living. - Edward Abbey
A life, eh? What board can I download that from?
A life? Where can I download THAT from?
A life? What BBS can I download that from?
A life? Where can I download THAT from?
A life? Where can I download one?
A life? Where can I download that?
A life? Which BBS do I d/l that from???
A life? Yeah well
A life? can i get that in the files section?
A life? From what board can I down load that?
A life? What board can I download THAT from?
A life? Where can I download THAT from?
A life? Where can I download one?
A life? Where can I download that?
A life? You mean Echomail & Netmail ISN'T a life???
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong
A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth. - George Bernard Shaw
A light heart lives long.
A light heart lives long. "Shakespeare"
A light heart lives long. <Shakespeare>
A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare
A light purse is a heavy curse. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
A light wife doth make a heavy husband. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
A light-heeled mother makes a leaden-heeled daughter.
A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron
A lightning bolt partitioned my hard drive.
A lights out cage baptism - Tom as fighters fall in lake
A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility. -- Aristotle
A limited time only; this offer is void where prohibited,
A linux machine! because a 486 is a terrible thing to waste
A lionness ate the Hun, the Czech's in the male
A lip of truth is forever; a lying tongue for but a moment.
A list is only as strong as its weakest link.
A list is only as strong as its weakest link. - Don Knuth
A list of ships
A little AARD VARK won't hurt you.
A little DAT will do ya.
A little Hitler baby - Mike
A little Knowledge is dangerous, and boy am I dangerous!
A little LAN will do it!
A little QUESTION??????????????
A little Shalomar for me - Mike as voodoo girl sprays
A little T.L.C. A.S.A.P
A little a'disk & a little a'data
A little big
A little bit afraid of dying/ a lot more afraid of your l
A little bit of Yogi Berra in her, too - Tom
A little bit of anger was never enough for me.
A little bit of torture was never enough for me
A little bit of uh huh and a whole lot of oh yeah.
A little bloodletting and some boar's vomit and he'll be fine.
A little boredom in your life is seldom fatal.
A little boy has to have something in this world to hope for - Grandpa Joe
A little boy to his dad: I found this dry leaf in this old Bible. Do you think it belonged to Adam and Eve?
A little brain damage never hurt.
A little caution outflanks a large cavalry - Bismarck
A little cheese with that whine? Hmmm?
A little cognitive dissonance never hurt anyone
A little cognitive flexibility goes a long way.
A little craziness prevents premenent brain damage
A little dab'll do ya.
A little death can be fun at times....;)
A little death without mourning --U2
A little delve'll do ya.
A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude.
A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody.
A little experience can upset a lot of theory.
A little fermented curd will do the trick.
A little girl needs no excuses
A little grain of conscience made him sour - ALT
A little greed can get you a lot of stuff
A little greed can get you lots of good stuff!
A little greed can get you lots of neat stuff.
A little harsh but it had to be done-Mike on throwing Tom
A little harsh but it had to be done. -- Mike Nelson
A little help at the right time is better than a lot of help at the wrong time
A little help contributes to a better world
A little higher please - Crow as guy gets whipped
A little hockey is good for your health - pick me up at 8:00?
A little honey is good for my health - pick you up at 8:00?
A little honey is good for your health -- until your wife finds out
A little ignorance can go a long way.
A little ignorance can go an awfully long way
A little ignorant fool is more foolish than no moss
A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation.
A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation. - C. E. Ares
A little inaccuracy saves tons of explanation.
A little judicious carpentry should remedy THAT. - Wile E. Coyote
A little knowledge can be a ridiculous thing. - Dilbert
A little knowledge can be dangerous, the lack thereof, devastating
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. - Dogbert
A little knowledge is dangerous and I'm REAL dangerous!
A little knowledge is dangerous and boy are you dangerous!
A little knowledge is just that - little
A little knowledge is....Well, a little knowledge
A little knowledge is...well, a little knowledge, unless, well, ok
A little knowledge isn't enough.
A little learning is a dangerous thing! - Alexander Pope
A little leaven leaveneth the whole lump. (GAL 5:9)
A little less talk and a lot more action.
A little light in his loafers.
A little light in the loafers!
A little like having bees live in your head.
A little lubricant would make that slip right in
A little madness in the spring, is wholesome even for the king.
A little megalomania can be excused. -- Professor Muerte
A little more than kin, a little less than kind. -- Hamlet
A little more than kin, a little less than kind. -- Shakespeare
A little musical acid trip - Dr. F on Nuveena short
A little neglect breeds great mischief
A little neglect may breed great mischief. - Benjamin Franklin
A little nonsense now & then, is relished by the best of men.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by all men
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest man - Willy Wonka
A little nookie never hurt anyone!
A little nukie never hurts?
A little nutty, but fun! ;-)
A little of this, and a little of that....and <BOOM!>
A little off the top and trim the sides...My hair, not taxes!
A little off the top? - Freddy Krueger
A little overkill never hurt anyone!
A little paranoia is nothing to be afraid of
A little peek into Doodles Weaver's lifestyle - Crow
A little peek into their home life -Crow on girl w/rope
A little pot boils easily. -- Dutch proverb
A little premature at this point, I'd say
A little premature at this point, I'd say ... <g>
A little problem that confronts you
A little radiation only bothers sissies
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing!
A little rebellion now and then is a good thing. Thomas Jefferson
A little rebellion now at stake
A little red button awaits
A little red button awaits to be pushed !
A little revolution every now and then is a good thing.
A little revolution now and then is a healthy thing
A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul, I guess. - Blair
A little rockin' and rollin' is good for the soul.
A little shorter with firm thighs - Tom as guy writes
A little shot of Adam in `The Young Philledelphians'. -- Mike
A little shot of reality never hurt anyone |----#*#*#*==----,
A little sin can bring a lot of trouble
A little sleep is all we're losin'...Let's go fishin'
A little sleep is all we're losin'..It's up to us to do the chosin'
A little song, a little dance, @FN@'s head on a lance
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants
A little suffering is good for the soul.
A little suffering is good for the soul. -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver",
A little suffering is good for the soul. - James Tiberius Kirk
A little suffering is good for the soul. - Kirk
A little sweat never drowned anyone yet.
A little thoughtfulness brings alot of happiness.
A little tight in the bosom - Joel on bullet proof vest
A little too 'a lotta cars in here' - Mike
A little too `a lotta cars in here'. -- Mike Nelson
A little too much coffee this morning?
A little too much like reality eh????
A little too much like reality, hmmm?
A little truth helps the BS go down. (A la Rush)
A little truth helps the lie go down.
A little tweak of the nipples and I'm outta here. -- Tom Servo
A little voice TOLD me to do it!
A little warning would've been nice. - Quark
A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind, and another tagline.
A little while, a moment of rest upon the wind... -- Gibran
A little whipping, a little caning... Sure, why not!
A little windows never hurt anyone. Pain is gain.
A little wine for the sauce, and some for the cook!
A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over. - R. Frost
A little yearning is a dangerous thing!
A little...claustrophobic, maybe... -- Neelix
A live toad for breakfast, and your day is all uphill!
A living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give
A living dog is better than a dead lion.
A living dog is better than a dead lion. - Ecclesiastes 9:4
A living example of Artificial Intelligence.
A loaded .357 always beats a full house
A loaf of bread, a jug of one, and Heather Locklear.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine an F1 or Indy race: The New Rubiat
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <fill in the blank>
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and @FN@.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Dexter Fernandez.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Gary Caplan.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Orville.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and Rick.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and occupant
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou, mooning in the Taglines.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and you.
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and Heather Locklear.
A lobster is a crawfish on steroids.
A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile
A logical deduction. I can see why you're the constable. -- Garek
A lone calf should be scene, not herd
A long and bloody history of hatred and evil, well preserved
A long dispute means BOTH parties are wrong
A long dispute means both parties are wrong.
A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire
A long dispute means that both parties are wrong.
A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. - Thomas Paine
A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
A long nose is forever.
A long shot, Watson; a very long shot. - Sherlock Holmes
A long time ago being crazy meant something. Now everybody's crazy. --
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ...
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or was it here?
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...the Rangers won The Cup.
A long time ago in a place far away... well, you know the rest
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
A long time ago, on a node far, far away
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any
A long-time Niven fan
A look can be deceiving; a touch can be lethal. -- Smokescreen
A looney tune.
A loose chip on the microprocessor board.
A loose nut at the wheel isn't as dangerous as a t
A loose tongue often gets its owner into a tight place!
A lost item is usually found after being replaced
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
A lot can happen when you're gone all morning. - Calvin
A lot has changed in the last 300 years.
A lot has changed in the last 300 years. * Picard
A lot has changed in the last three hundred years. -- Picard
A lot has changed in the past 300 years. - Picard
A lot is to be said for the word NO.
A lot more satisfying to be raped & THEN killed - Tom
A lot of 'if's,' I agree. - Kirk
A lot of Bajoran & Federation interests ARE seperate,Commander.-Kira
A lot of cats in a family always makes me smile
A lot of feathers but not much chicken. -- Kim Mitchell
A lot of forensics going on in Kansas during the 50s - Crow T. Robot
A lot of history isn't fit to repeat itself.
A lot of love in a family always makes me smile. - Talyn
A lot of money is never enough once you have it.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
A lot of monkey-see, monkey-do indeed.
A lot of monkey-see, monkey-do indeed.
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright
A lot of people doing what _I_ say!
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. -Doug Larson
A lot of people my age are dead at the present time. - Casey Stengel
A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now.
A lot of people want to BE Irish! Especially on 3/17!
A lot of people work but their minds are unemployed.
A lot of reading, but these are a riot....how many are yours???
A lot of really successful people do have too much self-pity.-Lisa C
A lot of the time, things are simpler then they look
A lot of things change and alot of things stay the same, they mostly stay the same. - David Heyman
A lot of things really //\\oo//\\ me!
A lot of us would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - W.G.P
A lot of virgins haven't had sex yet
A lot of you, in about ten years, when you get out of prison, will find it a turning point in your life
A lot was accomplished before you were born
A lot you know... - Miracle Max
A lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math
A lottery is a tax rebate for intelligence
A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
A lotus? I thought that was a Grasshopper.
A love scene already? - Tom as truck goes through tunnel
A love song is a caress set to music.
A lovely apparition sent to be a moment's ornament.
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
A lovely little thinker is @TOFIRST@, but a bugger when pissed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pi
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. - Monty Python
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when she's ticked!
A lovely sentiment. -Quark
A lovely singing voice, too?! - Tom on blender noise
A lover of discipline is a lover of knowledge.
A lover teaches a wife all her husband kept hidden from her.
A lover teaches a wife all that her husband has concealed from her.
A lover teaches a woman all her ex-husband kept hidden from her
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. Ä Moliere
A lover without discretion is no lover at all.
A loving relationship is a wanting to celebrate, communicate, and know another's heart and soul. - Leo Buscaglia
A low FAT file instructs the computer to eat data in little bits and bytes.
A low level language is one whose programs require attention to the
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls
A low yield atomic bomb is like a bottle in traffic!
A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A low-cholesterol diet is the key to heartening of the arteries.
A low-fat, high stress diet .... coffee and fingernails
A low-yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant.
A loyal man makes his friend's enemy his own enemy.
A lucky guess -- Q
A lynching we will go, a lynching we will go!
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