AI people DO IT with a lis(ss)p
AI programmers only think they do it
AI-Artificial Intelligence. Dan Quayle-Natural Stupidity.
AI: - Allah Informed!
AI: Add Improper
AI: Making computers behave like they do in the movies.
AI: the art of making real-life computers act like the computers in movies.
AIB: Attack Innocent Bystanders
AIBOHPHOBIA (aa boh 'fo bee uh) n. - fear of palindromes
AIBOHPHOBIA - an unreasonable fear of palindromes.
AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
AIBOHPHOBIA -- An abnormal fear of palindromes.
AIBOHPHOBIA: The fear of palindromes.
AIDS - It isn't a gay or straight thing - It's a death thing.
AIDS - The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man!
AIDS ... looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS 101, Score 100% on the test and die!!!
AIDS = A**holes Is Dangerous Stuff!
AIDS = Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells
AIDS Cures Immoral and homosexual behavior
AIDS Cures Immoral behavior
AIDS Cures Liberal behavior!
AIDS Cures Liberalism
AIDS Does Not Discriminate.
AIDS Hotline for Teens USA: 1-800-234-TEEN
AIDS Patients Need Legal Marijuana!
AIDS Patients Need Legal Marijuana! (Cannabis extract avail. by Rx.)
AIDS and Global Warming don't scare me: Pat Robertson does!
AIDS can be prevented by using good sense *and* a condom!
AIDS cures queers (see Romans 1:27) [Steve Winter]
AIDS didn't kill these people. Politics did. -- Dr. Don Francis
AIDS ends *stupid* behavior. Be cool, wrap your tool.
AIDS is God's way of making an appointment
AIDS is a *virus*. Pat Robertson is the punishment from God.
AIDS is a behaviorally acquired and preventable disease.
AIDS is a behaviorally induced disease.
AIDS is a conspiracy by the comdom manufacturers
AIDS is a health issue, not a moral one.
AIDS is a virus - @F is a punishment from God
AIDS is a virus - @F is a punishment from GodAAIDS is a virus - Pat Robertson is a punishment from God
AIDS is a virus - @N@ is a punishment from God
AIDS is a virus - Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus - Rush Limbaugh is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus. Clinton is the punishment from God
AIDS is a virus. HILLARY is our punishment from God
AIDS is a virus. Jesse Helms is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus. Republicans are a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus. Dole & Newt are punishment from God
AIDS is a virus. Pat ROBert$on is a punishment from God
AIDS is a virus. Politicians are a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus. The church is a punishment from God
AIDS is a virus; Bill Clinton is a punishment from God!
AIDS is a virus; Bill Gates is a punishment from God
AIDS is a virus; Clinton is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus; Clinton may be a judgment from God
AIDS is a virus; George Bush is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus; John Savage is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus; Rush Limbaugh is a punishment from God.
AIDS is a virus;Cretien is a punishment from God.
AIDS is behaviour induced and behaviour prevented.
AIDS is from a virus. The GAY HEAD is from stupidity.
AIDS is just a Virus. Rush Limbaugh is God's Punishment
AIDS is just a virus. Bill Clinton is punishment from God.
AIDS is killing our Vampire population.
AIDS is not a homosexual disease. It's a human disease.
AIDS is not a homosexual disease. It's a *human* one.
AIDS is not a human disease. It is a homosexual's PLOT!
AIDS is not a human disease. It is a homosexual's scheme gone awry
AIDS is not a punishment from God, Bill Clinton *IS*!
AIDS is only a virus. Bill Clinton is a punishment from God.
AIDS is primarily a behaviorally transmitted disease.
AIDS is primarily a behaviorally-transmitted disease. Think before you act!
AIDS is the Virus. Pat Robinson is Gods punishment.
AIDS likes cheap sex, it doesn't know about LOVE.
AIDS looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS started in Africa among heterosexuals
AIDS started in Africa among heterosexuals. *CAUTION* to *ALL*!
AIDS the Cause outweighs AIDS the Disease
AIDS&unwanted pregnancy 100% preventable!ask me how.
AIDS, GODS' cure for homosexualls.
AIDS, a fact of life, promote awareness, educate yourself!
AIDS, drugs, abortion - Don't Liberals just kill you?
AIDS, drugs, taxes, gun control... don't Liberals just kill you?
AIDS, it's not just for faggots anymore?
AIDS, it's not just for gays anymore! (Never was.)
AIDS--drugs--abortion: Don't liberals just kill you?
AIDS-It isn't a gay or straight thing-It's a death thing.
AIDS. .....kills fags DEAD!
AIDS....the most preventable disease in history
AIDS...looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS: Helpers or Assistants.
AIDS: Will have sex with anyone!
AIDS: (A)nally (I)nserted (D)eath (S)entence
AIDS: Almost enough to make you stick with masturbation!
AIDS: Among the most preventable diseases in history.
AIDS: Anally Induced Death Sentence
AIDS: Anally Injected Death Syndrome
AIDS: Ardor Increases Death's Surety.
AIDS: God's Cure for Homosexuals.
AIDS: God's revenge on perverts...Clinton, Visa-Versa
AIDS: Helpers or Assistants.
AIDS: How God deals with promiscuity and fornication.
AIDS: It isn't a gay or straight thing, it's a death thing.
AIDS: It's not just for gays anymore!
AIDS: It's not just for gays anymore! (Never was.)
AIDS: Lamentably Among the most preventable diseases in history.
AIDS: Looking for *unprotected* love.
AIDS: Looking for love in all the wrong places.
AIDS: Population Control courtesy of the World Health Org
AIDS: Protect yourself and your lover. Use a cover.
AIDS: Spread The Word, Not The Virus!
AIDS: Stopping to change a lady's tire!
AIDS: The leading killer of men under 45.
AIDS: Whether *straight*, *gay*, or *bi* - Be *protected*!!
AIDS: Will have sex with anyone!
AIDS: the leading killer of men under 45.
AIDS; It's still a KILLER
AII: Add Insult to Injury
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! It is *DANCING*!
AIMB: As I Mentioned Before (used by Travis B
AIN'T LOVE GRAND!
AIR CONDITIONER 1.0 - Runs under WINDOWS.
AIR COURIERS do it all over the world in big jets
AIR LIFTERS penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load.
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it by radar
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it in the dark
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it with minimum seperation
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS do it with their tongue
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS tell pilots how to do it
AIR-BORG by Nike. "Jump . . . or be assimilated."
AIR-CONDITIONED EVIROMENT DO NOT OPEN WINDOWS
AIRCOP (AirCop-B) activates Sep 1 - sep 30
AIRLIFTERS penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load
AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Spokane
AIRLINE PILOTS do it at incredible heights
AIRPLANE exhaust fumes smell better.
AIRPLANE skin doesn't wrinkle as badly.
AIRPLANE's don't droop after many years.
AIRPLANE's don't lose their lubrication.
AIRPLANES are easy to love.
AIRPLANES are faster than most women.
AIRPLANES can handle thrust better.
AIRPLANES come with manuals.
AIRPLANES come with placards.
AIRPLANES come with their own back seats.
AIRPLANES don't cry when you break up with them.
AIRPLANES don't get headaches.
AIRPLANES don't get pregnant.
AIRPLANES don't have PMS to battle.
AIRPLANES don't know what money is.
AIRPLANES don't make you "pull-out" to eject.
AIRPLANES don't scream.
AIRPLANES don't spend hours in front of a mirror.
AIRPLANES don't take forever to warm up.
AIRPLANES don't take half of everything.
AIRPLANES don't talk back.
AIRPLANES give a better ride for the money.
AIRPLANES have ash trays and tray tables.
AIRPLANES have better struts.
AIRPLANES have strict weight and balance limits.
AIRPLANES last longer.
AIRPLANES like to do it inverted.
AIRPLANES lose weight faster.
AIRPLANES never stand you up.
AIRPLANES won't keep you waiting.
AISG: Access and Improve Student Grade
AIX is pronounced "aches"
AIXELSYD-008-1 :llac ,siht daer nac uoy fI
AK Industries...If its out there we will find it!
AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO-AKO <Pant, pant> -- C-Ko
AL GORE ATTACKED BY TERMITES -- Time-lapse film at 11
ALABASTER: Money left to an illegitimate child.
ALASKA... beautiful one day... perfect the next!
ALASKA: "OZ?" Isn't that down on the Alaskan Panhandle Somewhere..?
ALASKA: Pro-Choice - I choose to hunt,trap,fish,eat meat and wear fur!
ALASKA: TWICE the size of Texas, THREE times the size at low tide!
ALBERT EINSTEIN - Pass the Dice
ALCOHOLICS do it bottles
ALERT! ALERT! No, Wait! It's TWO Lerts!
ALERT! There's a Shriner in the punch! - Milo Bloom
ALERT! ALERT! No, wait! It's TWO lerts!
ALERT! Tagline assimilator, resistance is futile!
ALERT: BOBBIT VIRUS - Turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy
ALERT: Eveready Bunny arrested; charged with battery
ALERT: Modem maniac loose in Fidoland! Run for your lives.
ALEXANDER CALDER - Immobilized
ALEXANDER PORTNOY does it alone
ALF: I never met a cat I didn't like.
ALGEBRAISTS do it with homomorphisms
ALGOL 68 PROGRAMMERS do it od
ALGOL PROGRAMMERS block it out
ALGORE ASKS QUESTION: Have you hugged your favorite tree today?
ALGORITHM - Tipper's birth control method.
ALGORITHMIC ANALYSTS do it with a combinatorial explosion
ALHK þ My computer even came with a driver's side air bag
ALICE: on a white Rabbit.
ALIENS skaten besser
ALIMONY: Buy now, pay later.
ALIMONY: Corruption of Middle English "All ye money."
ALIMONY: The billing without the cooing.
ALIMONY: The cost of leaving
ALITALIA: - Airplane Lands In Tokio And Luggage In Amsterdam
ALITALIA: - Always Late In Take-off And Late In Arrival
ALIVE ! I AM ALIVE !
ALIVE - Hannibal Lector gave it "2 forks up!"
ALIVE FROM New York
ALIVE, you morons. The operative word is ALIVE! - Aahz
ALL Acts of Love and Pleasure are Her Rituals... -Nythcar
ALL AntiMatter Injectors are busy. One will be with you momentarily.
ALL DONE - BYE BYE!
ALL GOOD BOYS DESERVE SVENSKAS!!!
ALL HAIL SHE WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE!!!
ALL HAIL THE WHALE!!!
ALL HAIL THE WIZZARD!!!
ALL HOMOSEXUALS LOVE ADAM H. --ph
ALL MEN! RUN! IT'S THE BOBBITTS! AAAAAAARRRGGHHH! #@&$&) NO CARRIER
ALL NEW [Translation: Parts not interchangable with previous design]
ALL NEW: Parts not interchangeable with previous design.
ALL OF LIFE'S ANSWERS ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF PROGRESS.
ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS EITHER MISSED IT,LOST IT OR THREW IT OUT.
ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
ALL PROBLEMS CAN BE SOLVED BY HIGH EXPLOSIVE
ALL RIGHT! Who super-glued *everything* to my desk?!#@!
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP... I'm agent Dana Scully... --Scully
ALL THESE DARN TAGLINE ARE FUNNY!
ALL bikini clad women, proceed to move to California.
ALL life is sustained by the life of other animals. - Ted Nugent
ALL probabilities are 50%, either a thing will happen or it won't.
ALL sysops are scum.
ALL the fish @F!? Helps me keep the names straight
ALL-PURPOSE EXCUSE: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
ALL-STARS TURN ON SPARSE CROWD
ALLEGRO: Leg fertilizer
ALLEN'S (CANN'S) AXIOM - When all else fails, read the instructions.
ALMODOVAR - YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
ALOHA: A Pullman berth
ALONE: Money borrowed from the bank.
ALPINISTS do it higher
ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars!
ALR IS a great selling machine
ALREADY-MARRIED MAN - Crow's super hero
ALREADY-MARRIED MAN! -- Crow T. Robot
ALRIGHT! WHO PUT CLOTHESPINS ON MY TAGLINE?
ALRIGHT! Who stole my Oreo's?
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP! I'm agent Dana Scully... - Scully (WotC)
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP... I'm Critter
ALT-A for altered reality
ALT-H gives you sysop access!
ALT-X, ALT-Q, ESC, CTRL-C. <GRRRRUMPH!>. *REBOOT*
ALT.COMPUSERVE.CENSOR.THIS
ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(cl
ALT: Key used for accessing characters you don't really need.
ALTA DATA BOX BY GERY ZUMBRUNNEN ++41/82/32131 V
ALTERCATION, NETWORK! Beating people up for Jesus!
ALTZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something.
ALTZHEIMER.SYS found... Out of... something
ALVIN TOFFLER will do it in the future
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a deflector dish.
ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a saucer section.
ALWAYS look a gift horse in the mouth!
ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy.
ALWAYS-SMELLS-LIKE-MAPLE MAN - Joel's super hero
ALZHEIMER'S : An overdose of Milk of Amnesia.
ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something
ALittleMoreOfThisAndIWon'tHaveAnyNervesLeft - SpiderMan Classic
AM DISC JOCKEYS do it with Modulated Amplitude
AM Disc Jockeys do it with Modulated Amplitude.
AM Radio - Viable as a perforated fetus
AM you have, the better", M. Chambers
AMA EXTRA: Brain Tumors can be caused by Achey Breaky Hea
AMAZE YOUR FRIENDS!
AMAZING BUT TRUE
AMAZING FACT: A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death
AMAZING FACT: A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
AMAZING FACT: Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day
AMAZING FACT: An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
AMAZING FACT: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
AMAZING FACT: Butterflies taste with their feet
AMAZING FACT: Elephants are the only animals that can't jump
AMAZING FACT: Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie
AMAZING FACT: It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
AMAZING FACT: On average people fear spiders more than they do death
AMAZING FACT: Polar bears are left handed
AMAZING FACT: Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do
AMAZING FACT: Starfishes haven't got brains
AMAZING FACT: The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
AMAZING FACT: You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider
AMAZING FACT: You can't kill yourself by holding your breath
AMBIDEXTROSE: Able to spoon sugar with either hand.
AMBITION: A poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
AMBITIOUS: Ruthless
AMBIVALENCE:Motherinlaw drives my Caddy over cliff
AMBLIN PRESS RELEASE: The New Dr. Who will be played by J.D. Wannamake
AMBLIN PRESS RELEASE: The New Dr.Who will be played by @N@.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
AMC Pacer. The world's best fish tank!
AMC Pacer: World's largest fishbowl.
AMC: Afro Motor Company
AMC: All Makes of Cars
AMC: Another Mechanic Coming
AMD? Cyrix? Intel Outside!
AMEN!!!....again.
AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE! To conservative ideas that don't work!
AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE! To liberal ideas that don't work!
AMERICA finds it at Waldenbooks
AMERICA: Home of the richest poor people in the world.
AMERICAN GRAFITTI
AMERICAN/AMERICAN: Both parents were born in the USA
AMERICANS do it patriotically
AMF Goodbye! (Adios [My Friend])
AMF = Adios My Friend
AMI BIOS? No you are All
AMI BIOS? No you are @N@
AMIGA (n): yesterday's technology, tomorrow
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AMIGA - Amiga's Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays
AMIGA - Amigas Make Idiot Gates Angry.
AMIGA - Amigas Make Incredibly Good Anchors
AMIGA - Any Mothers Instant Gratification Aid
AMIGA - Back for the future
AMIGA - feels like heaven..!
AMIGA -- The FIRST word in computers!
AMIGA = A Marvellous Idea Gone Awry
AMIGA == A Machine I Give Away
AMIGA Advantage #1: NO "Intel Inside" worries!
AMIGA DENMARK - Is where you get it
AMIGA POWER FOREVER !!
AMIGA RULES AMIGA IBM FILES
AMIGA RULES. No arguments
AMIGA Technologies is here!
AMIGA is the best! Hey, whatz that... A gun.. AAAH. BUM!
AMIGA lives
AMIGA(n):yesterday's technology, tomorrow.
AMIGA: Alive and Kicking A**!!!
AMIGA: Another Mega Identity Going Awsome
AMIGA: The FIRST word in computers!
AMIGA: Alive and Kicking A**!!!
AMIGA: Amiga Meets IBM, Goes Ape
AMIGA: Amigas Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays
AMIGA: Multitasking, GUI, full Plug & Play since 1985.
AMIGA: on the endangered species list.
AMILIA activates Feb 2nd
AMM: Add Mayo and Mustard
AMM: Answer My Mail
AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have seagain
AMNIOCENTESIS---Seedling Needling.
AMPERAGE ENTERTAiNMENT SOFTWARE
AMR: Dogs DO talk to each other...just not when we're around.
AMR: Of COURSE Pat's a WOMAN...Julia Sweeney plays the part! :)
AMR: The "girlfriend" in THE CRYING GAME is actually a guy.
AMR: The only sound one hand clapping makes is the swish in the air.
AMS: Add Memory to System
AMTRAK = We love to fly, and it shows
AMUSEMENT: The happiness of those who can't think.
AMWAY = DEATH
AMWAY SALESMEN! *RED ALERT* "Raise Shields Lock Phasers!"
AManFromBelfastSetHisComputerTooFast,TheCPUDiedAsTheMotherBoardFried.
AManFromYorkSurfedLikeADork,HisPasswordWasSetButNotForTheNet.
AManWithWingsCanDoAnythingButaManWithARocketCanDoEveryThing! TheVulture
AN APPRECIATION OF ART IS A HIGHER SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE!
AN EXPERT HAS A GREAT REASON FOR GUESSING WRONG
AN OCCASIONAL HELL
AN' THERE YA HAVE IT!
AN: @FN@: The lost Warner Brother
AN: @FN@: The third Warner Brother on Animaniacs
ANAESTHETISTS do it until you fall asleep
ANALFABET? Skriv till oss för broschyr
ANALOG HACKERS do it continuously
ANALYTICAL PROJECTION: Guess
ANALysis of Liberal diets show they need a lot more fiber
ANAND
ANARCHISTS do it revoltingly
ANARCHISTS do it revoltingly
ANARCHY IN THE U.K. - AND WHY NOT?
ANARCHY NOW! - Milo Bloom
ANARCHY NOW! - Milo Bloom
ANARCHY NOW!!!
ANARCHY! ANARCHY! AHH! Now promenade -Crow's square dance
ANARCHY.COM :- A)bort, R)etry, O)verthrow System
ANARCHY: Is not just the a good idea - it's the LAW
ANARCHY: Not just the LAW - it's a good idea!
ANARCHY: Such a good idea, it ought to be the law.
ANARCHY: Such a good idea, it should be the law.
ANASTHESIA: Rushun Princez y'all studied in skool.
ANC: ANnoy Consultant
AND A PINCH TO GROW AN INCH!!!!
AND GOD SAID "E=1/2MV2-ZeR", and there was light!
AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WRITE YOU A REALITY CHECK
AND I saved the life of the virgin sacrifice by disqualifying her
AND IN THE END THE LOVE YOU TAKE IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU MAKE
AND KING JESUS IS LORD
AND NOW, Scumbag, I'd like to intoduce you to @FN@, our Moderator
AND NOW, Scumbag, I'd like to intoduce you to @FN@, our Moderator
AND NOW... A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR
AND ON THE EIGHTH DAY, GOD CREATED id.
AND Snow White's cherry didn't have seven dents in it either!
AND THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH - if that's all right with you?
AND THE WORST PIZZA IS: Watermelon and mayonnaise.
AND THEY WONDER WHY WE CALL THEM GYNOTERRORISTS!?
AND hobby horses don't have wooded dicks
AND, it frees my palm to do other things!
ANDERSON Mental Care: We care, because we've been there.
ANDFSI - American National De Facto Standards Institute
ANDKMA * Another Newly Discovered Kes Mental Ability
ANDREA LASSEN HOME FOR WAYWARD DORKS: Give generously!
ANDREW DICE CLAY - <bleep>.<bleep>.<bleep>
ANDY DEVINE and also DIVINE, whose tombstone could read, "Simply Divine"
ANDY ROONEY - Ever wonder why epitaphs....?
ANESTHETISTS do it painlessly
ANFSCD: And Now For Something Completely Different
ANGELA LANSBURIED HERE
ANGLERS do it on riverbanks.
ANGLERS do it with worms
ANIK E2.....Canada's answer to the Mars probe
ANIMAL BREEDERS do it with frequency and variation
ANIMAL RIGHTS MEANS OPEN SEASON ON HUMANS!
ANIMANI.COM loaded SOCIALIF.DAT removed from memory.
ANIMANIACS not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)o sane?
ANIMATORS do it 24 times a second
ANIMAZING - MORE BLEEPS PER BUCK!
ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
ANNA STEVEN (pant, pant. drool) - Volehunters #2
ANNE BOLEYN: "`tis better to give head then to lose head"
ANNIES ARE COOL
ANNOUNCEMENT: New Ford Bronco Option...a juice extractor.
ANNOUNCERS broadcast
ANNOY:\uh-n™‹\vb:Tell a collectivist liberal the truth
ANOID: Paying MORE for Surge-Protectors than Computer!!
ANONYMOUS: The most frequent poster of messages on some boards.
ANOREXEC SCHIZOPHRENIA..afraid my girlfriend won't eat me
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