TOP 100 ORKUT TAGLINES PART 19

Age is only important if you're a cheese.
All clear... except for that Dopefish!
Acid consumes 47 times it's weight in excess reality
Borger King: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Catheter - String instruments
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Delivered by Electronic Sled dogs. Woof!
Don't kill anyone for a few days. See what it feels like. --Dr. Oatman
Don't you know where YOUR towel is?
Don't let it fool you, it's written in BASIC.
DANGER! DANGER! Gun Store Ahead, Hide Wallet!!
Ensign Bullitt... engage.
Error #0056: Nut loose on keyboard
For sale: One mind. Pristine condition -- hardly used
FIRE. Sorry cap'n me gun's had a vasectomy
Food fight in main lounge.
Fools. You will be assimilated by mounties
GARDEN;BOTAN;FLOWER;TREE
Gary, it looks like you've leapt into a tagline!.
Huh huh Welcome to the credit world dude! huh huh huh
Home for diplomats, hustlers, entrepreneurs and wanderers. --Babylon 5.
Happiness is a choice.
HIPPO:Hippie International Political Party Organization.
Hmmm, I'd have sworn I had another recipe
I am Tuvok of Borg. Neelix most assuredly will not be assimilated.
Impassable - A wet football
I sit in the corner and no one can bother me -Floyd
Journalism is literature in a hurry. -- Matthew Arnold
Kerosene, the best accelerator for Windows.
Let's get on with it. - Bowser
Look where you dare not look, and you'll find ME staring back at you
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you're a great little snack!
Mad cow disease is an udder distaster for the Brits.
MOM'S HINT #071: Watch what you promise.
Matt! We're stronger with you than without you! - Kirk
No action is without side effects
New Drink: American in Paris - Kentucky bourbon and champagne.
Open Windows lets bugs fly in.
Only defense lawyers profit from tickets
One evil empire down -- one to go!
Oxymoron: Atlantic Front.
!Clean and cleanliness
'Can you feel that Buddy, unh, unh' -A. Ventura
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'The Tick is out of his mind right now. Leave a message at the beep'
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mash drive with hammer?
Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath.
Quantum Particles: the dreams that stuff is made of
Q: The majority of home PCs are 386s... can OS/2 help? A: Hahahaha!
Q. Where's the foxhole? A.Under its tail
Quit BBSing; the wife and dog will be friendlier.
Que sera, sour grapes: What will be, will make vinegar.
"Bother!" said Pooh as Cthulhu emerged from the darkness
"Hello, my dear. I've been told I behaved badly." - Q
"This film wastes no precious screen time with the plot." -- Crow
"Mister Worf, show these children the airlock." - Picard
"Bother," said Pooh, as he blew the doors off the Brink's truck.
Real SysOps have a real computer (a PC!)
Rush Limbaugh and friends would have starved the Biblical Ox.
Star Trek `36mDeep Space Nine !
S.W.: Just the other day...No! That wasn't me
Suppressive fire works on everything but the enemy
She's really over-dressed for this culture. -- Crow T. Robot
Scripture is both history, and a love letter from God.
Some days you're the hammer, some days you're the nail.
Sampson slew the Philistines with the jawbone of a Clinton
Say goodbye, Orville.
SMILE...MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING!
Sure I can multi-task! I have five computers!
Secret of Electronics - keep the smoke _in_ the wires.
Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult. -- Fran Lebowitz
Sally Struthers is the Anti-Christ! She *must* be killed!
Senator McDonald - Over 27 Billion Spent
She will always be here.
Sky divers do it in the air.
Sam Spade wouldn't have made it in a fertility clinic.
Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing. -- James Thurber
Schoolhouse Rock: But today I am still just a bill.
Secretaries DO IT with the rest of the Cabinet.
Subdominant - Chief officer aboard a submarine
She has PMS, ESP and a GUN - don't even THINK about it!
Spock and Gorath: Separated at birth? On the next Oprah
Staple: Irish church tower
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes!
ST:TNG - We don't need no stinkin' Spock plugs.
Sex descriminates against the shy and ugly.
The San Francisco Ku Klux Klan wears topless sheets.
The economy is so bad the Mafia has started laying off judges.
URA Redneck if you serve Gallo and colby at your cheese & wine parties
uhuh... the doctor?... YOU'VE GOT WHAT!?!?!?!... are you SURE?
Visiting Keith Richards - Joel on giant syringe
Vidi, Veni, Erectus. I came, I saw, I put up a tower
What if I put ooey gooey worms in your ears? - Guitierrez, Freakaziod
Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years ago
Xmas Carol >> Olive, the other reindeer...
You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket.
ZZzzzzz...SNORT..Huh?..Whew!, Thank GOD I was only dreaming
Zeus, the Earth directory needs compressing.
ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter