ORKUT TAGLINES PART 10

# Please do not shoot the pianist; He is doing his best

# Fortune prefers the prepared mind

# I used to have a handle on life..but it fell off

# Man was born to live, not just to exist [Evel Knievel]

# Never miss a good chance to shut up.

# There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

# Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

# A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

# Science is everything we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else. [David Knuth]

# Zen meditation isn't what you think...

# Lady Astor: Winston, you are drunk.
Winston Churchill: Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober.

# And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your night-dress. [Basil Fawlty]

# (Left Wall) For toilet tennis, look right. (Right Wall) For toilet tennis, look left.

# On a posted sign: 'Bill Posters will be prosecuted!' and written next to it, 'Bill Posters is innocent! Let Bill Posters go!'

# I can bend minds with my spoon.

# 666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast.

# Nearly everything you read signed "from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth. [God]

# Pave the planet! One world. One people. One slab of asphalt.

# People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

# Principles for the Development of a Complete Mind : Study the science of art. Study the art of science. Develop your senses - especially learn how to see. Realise that everything connects to everything else. [Leonardo da Vinci]