A hacker does for love what others would not do for money
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. - Laura Creighton
A hacker is someone who would rather program than sleep.
A hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1963, NO CARRIER 1995
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
A hair perhaps divides the false and the true. (Omar Khayyam)
A half executed attack is an unfinished attack..
A half hour of planning is worth eight hours of unguided effort.
A half moon is better than no moon at all.
A half truth is a whole lie
A half-full glass means I'm half way to my next glass
A half-truth is a whole lie. -Yiddish proverb
A half-truth is usually less than half of that
A half-truth is usually less than half of that
A halo has only to fall a few centimeters to become a noose.
A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
A halo only has to fall a few inches to become a noose
A hamburger short of a Happy Meal
A hammer is just the right size to spilt a orc's skull
A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never
A hand I could have sat in, took hold of my shoulder. Robert Mitchum
A hand in the bush beats two on the bird
A hand in the bush is worth $2 to the bird.
A hand in the bush is worth more than two birds.
A hand phaser is just a wand of etherealness
A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains
A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?
A handful of sand is an anthology of the universe
A handful of warriors were challenged with honor to die.
A handgun responds faster than 911 for crime problems.
A handicap when the audience thinks, isn't it?
A handicapped diplomat can park his car anywhere he pleases.
A handicapped golfer is one who play's his boss
A handicapper knows his picks, but Bill Clinton
A handicapper knows his picks, but Bill Clinton picks his nose.
A handle short of a suitcase.
A handout is not a hand up!
A handshake isn't worth the paper it is written on
A handsome rat - Mike on weasely guy with big ears
A hangover the wrath of grapes
A hangover can best be described as the wrath of grapes.
A hangover is called, The Wrath of Grapes
A hangover is called, The Wrath of Grapes -Cher Donnez
A hangover is the revengeful wrath of grapes
A hangover is the wrath of gapes.
A hangover is when you open your eyes in the morning and you wish you hadn't
A hangover the wrath of grapes
A happiness shared is a happiness doubled.
A happy Klingon is a bloddy Romulan!
A happy cat means a happy household.
A happy dork in the periwinkle with sunshine on my nose. -- OPUS
A happy go lucky chap always dressed in black, he'll come to you
A happy heart makes the face cheerful... Proverbs 15:13
A happy man is he who has a horse ... but an unhappy woman is she who married that @#$% Norse!
A happy tattoo is worth a little pain. - HCTV
A happy tattoo is worth a little pain. - HCTV
A happy, and registered, Telix v3.21 user
A hard day's night...Beatles
A hard disk is a device that can erase data faster than a disk drive!
A hard disk is a device that erases data faster than floppy disk!
A hard disk is a stale floppy disk
A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste.
A hard disk is good to find.
A hard disk is merely a floppy with rigor mortis
A hard drive is more satisfying than a floppy.
A hard drive is the cleanest garbage can in the world.
A hard drive, is better than no drive at all
A hard head makes a soft ass.
A hard man is good to find.
A hard man is good to find. -- Amber Lynn
A hard man is good to find....
A hard thing about business is minding your own!
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth
A hardy second from this corner!
A harmless, necessary cat. <Shakespeare>
A harmless, necessary cat. - Shakespeare
A harmonica? As if he wasn't annoying enough! -- Tom Servo
A harp is a naked piano
A harp is a nude piano.
A harp is a piano with no clothes on
A harp struck by lightening - a blasted lyre
A hasty man drinks tea with a fork. - Chinese proverb
A head bag! Those are chopped full of..heady goodness! - Apu
A head shaped like a Dixie cup - Joel on Gaos
A head without a brain has no need for a hat.
A health shake. You're soaking in it. -- Joel Robinson
A health shake. You're soaking in it - Joel
A healthy adult male consumes each yr 1 1/2 times his weight in other people's patience.-John Updike
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. -- John Updike
A healthy sex life. Best thing in the world for a woman's voice
A healthy slap across d'nose'll squelch a dragon's hostile tendencies.
A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear
A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear - Suffocation 1991
A heaping mass of fear is what we hold dear.
A heart at peace gives life to the body.
A heart is not measured by how much you love, but by how much you are loved
A heart of gold beats beneath that big fiberglass croissant, -- and thank goodness for it! - The Tick
A heart unspotted is not easily daunted. (Shakespeare)
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off."
A heavy purse makes a light heart
A heavy purse makes a light heart. - Irish proverb
A helicopter is just a bunch of parts flying in close formation
A helicopter pilot's life has it's ups and downs.
A hemorrhoid on the face of the world
A hen is an egg's way of making another egg.
A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today.
A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid.
A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity
A hero is one who hangs on one minute longer
A hero is someone we can admire without apology. - Kitty Kelly
A heterosexual male's dream, making a lesbian SWEAT!
A hidden flaw never remains hidden.
A hidden intention is bad
A high fat diet of starch, sugar, & a big bag of sugar helps! - Freak
A high roller even when the chips are down.
A high velocity bullet at close range can damage the mind
A highbrow is a person educated beyond hir intelligence
A highbrow is a person educated beyond his intelligence. - Matthews
A highly classified lie. -- Mulder (Fallen Angel)
A highly confidential commando raid down to Deep 13 -Mike
A hill is like flat land - only bent
A hip ant in a radiator is coolANT.
A historian is a prophet in reverse. (von Schlegel)
A historian is nothing more than an unsuccessful novelist
A history is what makes life a tapestry. - Rio
A hit! A most palpable hit!<Shakespeare>
A hit! A most palpable hit! - William Shakespeare
A hobby is getting exhausted on your own time.
A hobby, not addicted, a hobby, not addicted, a hobby
A hobo might wish he had a Rambler.
A hog's eyesight is better than a human's.
A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you
A hole in his bag of marbles.
A hole in the overcast is better than ten lit runways
A hole in the overcast is better than ten published approaches
A hole in your tetrology is a terrible thing to face
A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.
A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it
A hole is nothing, drop a liberal into one!
A hole is nothing,but U can still break your neck in it
A hole is worth nothing to the wrath of grapes
A hollow voice says Plugh!
A hollow voice says fool
A hologram with an appetite?! - Kira
A home without a cat doesn't smell as bad.
A home without a cat is just a house
A home without a cat is like a cloudy day!
A home without a cat is like a tagline without a point
A home without a cat is only a house.
A home, where the buffalo roam, is messy.
A home-made friend wears longer than any you can buy in the market
A homely woman hates mirrors.
A homemade pizza is a thing of beauty
A homeowner"s reach should exceed her grasp, or what"s a weekend for?
A homosexual is a technician who purifies milk. (Y/N) ?
A honest politician is one who stays bought after he is bought.
A honeywagon catches more flies than honey
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
A hooloovoo is a superintelligent shade of the color blue.
A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is.
A hoopy frood rooster crown
A horny old owl. --Tom as owl hoots during love scene
A horny virgin is like a parked race car
A horse blowing a man is "fillyatio."
A horse goes freely to water, but a pencil must be lead
A horse is a fine companion
A horse is a horse of course, of course. Unless it's Odo.
A horse is a horse, of corpse, of corpse, Mr. Ed sang stiffly
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
A horse is a horse. A corpse, a corpse. -Mr Ed's epitaph
A horse may be forced to drink but a pencil must be lead
A horse may go freely to water but a pencil must be lead.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "So why the long face?"
A horse will walk to water, but a pencil must be lead
A horse with a hat is still a horse
A horse! A horse! My Kingdom for a horse!!!
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
A hospital is no place to be sick.
A hospital is no place to be sick. - Samuel Goldwyn
A host is a host from coast to coast, and no one will talk to a host that's close, unless the host (that isn't close) is busy, hung, or dead
A hot dog and a six pack
A hot kiss,likespiderweb,lead to undoing of fly
A hot milk toddy? You're kidding. -- Riker
A hot tub has melted many an ice cube.
A house can't be kept without talk
A house divided against itself cannot stand
A house divided against itself cannot stand. -- Lincoln
A house full of daughters is like a cellar full of sour beer. - Dutch proverb
A house is a machine for living in. - Le Corbusier
A house is a pile of stuff with a cover on it.
A house is just a pile of Stuff with a cover on it. Carlin
A house is not a home until LOVE moves in
A house is not a home. - Polly Adler
A house is who you are, not who you ought to be. - Jill Robinson
A house with a cat needs no art. -Japanese saying
A house with no books cannot ever be more than four walls.
A house without a cat is not a home to settle at.
A house without books is like a computer with Windows.
A house without books is like a room without windows.
A hug is a handshake from the heart.
A hug is a handshake, except it comes from the heart!!
A hug is the perfect gift -- one size fits all, and nobody minds if you exchange it
A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more
A hug may warm the soul, but a kiss steals it.
A hug tends to warm the soul; a kiss tends to steal it.
A hug warms the soul & places a smile in the heart!
A huge anti-semantic movement arose.
A huge machine, TWENTY MILES on each side... Morbius
A huge number two pencil! - Crow on missile nosecone
A huge number two pencil! -- Crow
A human (homonid) that lives in a *closet*? <G> Yeah, guess so
A human being has no natural rights of any nature. RAH
A human being is a computer's way of making another computer
A human mind is monumentally harder to change than a bed
A human with an IQ of two thousand and five. - Q
A humanitarian is always a hypocrite. - George Orwell
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra
A hundred percent of nothing is nothing, but two percent of a lot is a lot
A hundred stars do not equal the light of one moon.
A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
A hundred thousand pounds for a bit of rumpy-bumpy?!
A hundred thousand ways, a pretender, not one way humble
A hundred years ago is not what it used to be.
A hundred years for now? All new people. - Anne Lamott
A hundred years from now, none of us will give a damn.
A hundred years of forgetting and it all comes rushing back.
A hunger that never dies... - Sybo
A hunger that never dies...An ancient terror... - Sybo
A hunger that will never die! Redjak! Redjak! Sybo
A hungry Retriever....won't.
A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
A hungry grizzly doesn't give a care about YOUR animal rights.
A hungry man is an angry man
A hungry man is not a free man. - Adlai Stevenson
A hunka hunka burnin' love
A hunter who knows how to hunt hunts without his dog.
A hunter who knows what rules? Oh, the question
A hurricane is a blow job from Mother Nature!
A hurricane triggered by butterfly wings
A husband is a bachelor whose luck finally failed.
A husband is a lover who has pushed his luck too far
A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted.
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had.
A husband is a man who is spouse-broken.
A husband is a man who lost his liberty in the pursuit of happiness.
A husband is a person who says "Yes dear" at the drop of a rolling-pin
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband is proof that a wife can choose wisely.
A husband is proof that a wife can take a joke.
A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood.
A husband is wha't left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted
A husband is what is left of a man after the nerve is extracted.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland
A husband who gets breakfast in bed, is in the hospital
A husband who gets breakfast in bed, is usually in the ho
A husband's home is the wife's castle
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six.
A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six. Film at 10pm.
A hydrogen bomb will brighten your day
A hyphenated American is a half-American
A hyphenated American is only HALF an American
A hypochondriac is a rue-it-yourself fanatic.
A hypochondriac is someone who greets you "Good Moaning."
A hypocrite has God in his mouth and the world in his heart.
A hypocrite is a person who just isn't himself on Sunday.
A hypocrite is one who sets good examples when he has an audience.
A is A.
A is for Alert, like when Riker yells red
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears
A is for Angie hacked up with an axe
A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne
A is for Astaroth, who fell from the sky
A is for apple. -- Hester Pyrnne
A is for the admiration you deserve! - Crow sings
A is macro on the loose...WATCH OUT !
A ja !? Prvi put zalim sto imam dvadeset i dve
A ja decko nestasko na ulici svaki dan
A ja prokleto sam, ocajno sam, sasvim sam, sam
A ja sve vreme gazio misa, i nece da se upali
A jack of all trades is master of none.
A jack, still no help for the @Klingon. - Data
A jack-of-all-trades and unemployed in all of them.
A jar of coffee a day keeps the sleep away
A jealousy of power and the desire to become part of it
A jellybean a day keeps the ......well, what DOES it keep away?
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
A jerk. A real knee biter
A jest that gives pain is no jest. -Cervantes
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it. - Shakespeare
A jet pilot might drive a Concorde.
A jitterbug is not a insect. It's a human being acting like one
A job is nice but it interferes with being a railfan.
A job is nice but it interferes with genealogy.
A job is nice but it interferes with my BBS'ing
A job is nice but it interferes with my Modeming.
A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
A job is nice to have but it interferes with my computer time.
A job is nice, but it interferes with BBSing.
A job is nice, but it interferes with genealogy research.
A job is nice, but it interferes with my BBSing...
A job is nice, but it interferes with my life.
A job is nice, but it interfers with genealogy.
A job needs not be fun; it needs only be done. (Mad Cat)
A job that didn't make a night
A job worth doing is worth doing well.
A job? What, is there an opening at the zoo or something? - Ranma 1/2
A joint is just tea for two
A joke is a very serious thing
A joke is a very serious thing. - Winston Churchill
A joke is the epigram on the death of a feeling. - Nietzsche
A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend.
A joke's a very serious thing. - Winston Churchill
A joke, son. It's a JOKE. Don'cha get it? -Foghorn Leghorn
A joke... is a story with a humorous climax.
A joke... is a story with a humorous climax. - Spock
A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of 1.000 LY begins in the first one
A journey of 1000 miles begins with 2 hour delay before takeoff
A journey of 1000 miles begins with a cash advance.
A journey of 1000 miles will be routed through O'Hare.
A journey of 7117 miles begins with a tautology
A journey of a 1000 miles begins with a cash advance
A journey of a thousand li starts under one's feet...Lao tzu
A journey of a thousand li starts where the feet are
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Chinese Proverb
A journey of a thousand miles begins with cash advance
A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step
A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step. -- Larry Wall
A journey of a thousand miles is a long way to walk!
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. -- Lao Tsu
A journey of a thousand miles starts under one's feet. -- Lao Tsu
A journey of a thousand miles starts with but a single step
A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click
A joyous insult carries more affection and love within, then sentiments which are expressed insincerely
A judge cannot be a witness in his own cause
A judge cannot punish a wrong done to himself
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H. L. Mencken
A judge is a lawyer who once knew a governor. -George
A judge is an attorney who stopped practicing law.
A judge ought always to have equity before his eyes
A judge ought always to regard equity
A judge ought to decide according to the allegations and proofs
A judgment given by an improper judge is of no moment
A judgment is always taken for truth
A judgment ought not to be illusory, it ought to have its consequence
A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason.
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread....dude, where's the salsa
A juggler is a schitzophrenic playing catch.
A jumble of low-flying Gods
A jump through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, Boy!
A jury -- twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost
A jury is a group of twelve people of average ignorance.
A jury is twelve people who have to decide who has the better lawyer.
A jury of your peers: 12 people who are homicidal maniacs
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