Abak he sterte, and thoghte it was amis,
Abandon Shop. This is not a daffodil. -- Holly
Abandon Reality? - A)bort Q)uit R)etry E)scape
Abandon all Hope... - Chickie von Richthofen
Abandon all hope
Abandon all hope - Pandora took the money.
Abandon all hope ye who have entered cyberspace.
Abandon all hope ye who press <Enter> here
Abandon all hope ye who read this
Abandon all hope, Ye who have entered th
Abandon all hope, Ye who have entered this echo as a Liberal.
Abandon all hope, ye who believe the government !
Abandon all hope, ye who drink Red Rose tea.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter BASIC source here.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here
Abandon all hope, ye who enter messages here
Abandon all hope, ye who persist in reading taglines
Abandon all hope, ye who press <ENTERhere!
Abandon all hope, ye who press <ÄÄÙ here
Abandon all hope, ye who press Enter
Abandon all hope, ye who press [DY] here
Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here.
Abandon hope all ye virgins - you'll get entered here!
Abandon hope all ye who <ENTER> here.
Abandon hope early and avoid the rush.
Abandon hope, all ye who here
Abandon hope, all ye who <ENTER> here!
Abandon hope, all ye who enter messages here.
Abandon reason, ye who become Fidonet sysops!
Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and Mogs first!
Abandon ship! We're losing the anti-matter Tagline containment field!
Abandon ship! The voles have caused a warp core breach!
Abandon ship! This is not a drill! - Data
Abandon shop! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! - Holly
Abandon sorrow all virgins - you'll get entered here!
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
Abandon thought and let the cat descend
Abandon thought and let the dream descend! - Phantom
Abandon ye hope, all who enter a tagline here
Abandoning my search for fantasy, I now search for truth.
Abandoning my search for truth I now search for fantasy.
Abash the devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is... - T-Bird
Abash: A great party.
Abated breath? Don't be expectin' no mouth-to-mouth from me. ;)
Abba Orischinal. :)
Abba dabba dabba abba dab - Tom on scientific double talk
Abba dabba...poo ! Watch where you step Fred !
Abba...Dabba...Goo! - Pebbles' first words
Abberation is an aberration, take liberalism for example
Abbess, The Ethereal Order of Saint Spooky the Believer; Neo-Pagan
Abbey Marks, "Who cares, as long as they're nice"
Abbott's Admonition: If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know.
Abbreviations: e.g.="for example"; i.e.="that is."
Abbut: A herring is just a herring, but a good cigar is a cuban
Abbut: Crab Nebula
Abbut: Does Saturn have rings?
Abbut: Kosh old boy, a pleasure as always. Let's do lunch soon
Abbut: Suits me!
Abbut: You were swell, maybe we can have that Jovian-Sunspot sometime
Abbutt? Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots? - Garibaldi
Abby Hoffman says Steal this tagline
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz * Tagline Construction Kit!
Abdicate: Giving up any hope of having a flat stomach.
Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza.
Abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy T - shirt.
Abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy implant
Abe Lincoln always moved his lips when he read.
Abe Lincoln did NOT die in vain...he died in Washington, DC.--TFT
Abe Lincoln is Time Cop! -- Mike Nelson
Abe Lincoln saved this nation. - Rush Limbaugh
Abe Lincoln's a bad cop on the loose. - Tom Servo
Abe Lincoln's last words: "You and your darn theatre tic
Abel's Razor: Razors should not be thrown away as long as they give a fairly decent shave, or until you have a better one. - Reuben Abel
Abeo
Abeo.
Aberdonians DO IT sheepishly.
Abiding love surrounds those who trust in the Lord. - Psalm 32:10
Abilene looks good....in my rear-view mirror!
Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short. - John Henry Newman
Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
Ability is nothing without opportunity. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what!
Ability to use a mouse implies neither sanity, intelligence, nor common sense
Ability will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. - Malcolm Forbes
Ability will never catch up with the demand for it...
Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor
Ability without honor has no value
Ability without honor has no value. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Abjure Sesquipedalian Obfuscation
Able and Unwilling..., um...no... wait
Able to leap tall building with only minor structural damage! [Tick]
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
Able to leap tall buildings with only minor structural damage! TICK!
Able to locate Coffee -- No Water -- Life's a grind!
Able to put sugar in coffee with both hands
Able to tell tall tales with a single breath!
Able was I ere I saw Elba
Able was I ere I saw Elba -- Napoleon before he met his Waterloo
Able was I ere I saw Elba -Napolian
Able was I ere I saw Elba.Wanna tan? Naw
Abnormal of course... - McCoy
Abnormal program termination.
Aboard, Scotty! I ate my phaser!
Abolish anal retentiveness!
Abolish first marriages!
Abolish mornings!
Abolish procrastination...tomorrow
Abolish the ATF ... Save a life near you!
Abolish the NEA. Art supports itself by supporting the artist
Abolish, Stamp out and Eliminate Redundancy...again
Abominable Tim: Carpulsian Yeti
Abomination - What you do in a war.
Abominator (The), n. - A Hellish contraption for tightening stomach muscles
Abort the whales, Stripmine Yosemite, Reactors for all!
Abort to a deep breath.
Abort!! Drivel filter is compromised!
Abort, Retry, <O>pen the scotch
Abort, Retry, Cry
Abort, Retry, Fail ?
Abort, Retry, Fail, Give up!
Abort, Retry, Fail, Slam Fist on Desk?
Abort, Retry, Fail, Wait. Engine start sequence?
Abort, Retry, Find another line of work...
Abort, Retry, Forget it!
Abort, Retry, Gun it down
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail (I bet you weren't expecting that one.)
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Fail, Nuke...
Abort, Retry, Ignore, Valium?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, hold Requiem Mass?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, plan a Funeral Service?
Abort, Retry, Ignore, say Kaddish?
Abort, Retry, Ignore... Play Ball!
Abort, Retry, Ignore? An optomist picks Retry.
Abort, Retry, IgnorePlay Ball!
Abort, Retry, Influence with a hammer...
Abort, Retry, or Get a life? (A/R/G)
Abort, Retry, pen the scotch
Abort, retry, forget it!
Abort, retry, zzzzzzz
Abort? Retry? Ignore? Wing it?
Aborting Hitler would've saved at least 6 million lives n
Abortion - love's labours lost
Abortion - the ultimate child abuse
Abortion Casualties: 1 dead, 1 wounded
Abortion cheapens the sanctity of human life. - Rush Limbaugh
Abortion in Prague ......Cancelled Czech
Abortion is a *RIGHT* not a *CONVENIENCE*
Abortion is a miscarriage of justice
Abortion is a time-bomb
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born. - Ronald Reagan
Abortion is something babies can live without.
Abortion is the politically correct term for murder.
Abortion is the sin of inconvenience!
Abortion is wrong, you made your choice when you had unprotected sex!
Abortion is wrong. - Rush Limbaugh
Abortion kills one human being and maims another.
Abortion kills, but so does McDonalds
Abortion means never having to say "Happy Birthday!"
Abortion should be legal and RARE...Bill Clinton, 1992
Abortion should be safe, legal and... rare.
Abortion stops a beating heart.
Abortion, murder... It's all in the timing.
Abortion, n. - Terminating a pregnancy with extreme prejudice
Abortion, one dead, one wounded
Abortion... brings out the kid in you
Abortion: America's Second Civil War
Abortion: America's Second Civil War
Abortion: It's not a form of birth control
Abortion: Killing a child for convenience
Abortion: Love's labor lost.
Abortion: Loves Labor Lost
Abortion: Loves' labour lost.
Abortion: Paying for your error with the life of your child
Abortion: The gift of life
Abortion: a DOCTOR$ right to make a killing.
Abortion: the ultimate child abuse
Abourzek's Law #4: The bigger the appropriation,the shorter the debate.
About 1,900 women commit homicide in US *each year*
About 150 clowns running wild in the street - Crow
About 6 months after death. - 3rd Rock
About Martina Navratilova: It's hard playing against a man.
About a half a bubble off of plumb
About a maid I'll sing a song, sing rickety-tickety tin
About a quart low!
About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to Harvard
About an hour is two days, and a couple of days is four weeks.
About as bright as a black hole.
About as bright as a small appliance bulb.
About as bright as an LED
About as clear as mud, eh, Maria?
About as fun as stapling an angry weasel to your lips
About as funny as a rubber crutch in a polio ward.
About as intimidating as Chad & Jeremy - Mike
About as intimidating as Chad and Jeremy-- Mike Nelson
About as likely as a lonely Tribble!
About as much as a wooden stake.
About as quick as a jackrabbit (dead, that is)
About as rare as an honorable lawyer. -Jw
About as sane as @TOFIRST@ on acid!
About as sane as Orville on acid!
About as sensitive as a crosswalk button
About as sharp as a beach ball
About as sharp as a bowl of jello
About as sharp as a bowling ball
About as sharp as a bowling ball, and twice as smart
About as sharp as a bowling ball.
About as sharp as a pin head.
About as sharp as a sack full of wet mice. (Foghorn again)
About as sharp as a sack of wet leather
About as sharp as a sack of wet mice
About as sharp as jello.
About as smart as bait
About as subtle as Sarah Brady asking to "see" your gun collection
About as useful as a hood ornament on a tractor
About as useful as an Ashtray on a Motorbike !
About as useful as impulses
About as useless as a spit valve on a violin
About as useless as a topic cop in the GENERAL conference
About average, all in all. <bg> - Anna Steven
About fifteen cents short
About four cents short of a nickel.
About four years ago -- no, it was yesterday
About four years ago.... No, it was yesterday.
About half smart
About sentence fragments.
About taxation...Most things we do today for pleasure are taxed
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork
About the possum; said the 'gator "I ate 'er".
About the size of a thumb nail. -Robin Ophelia Quivers
About the time we make ends meet, somebody moves the ends
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -- Herbert Hoover
About them sentence fragments.
About this long... this thick...- Wesley
About those disasters: it's just bad luck, really. REALLY!
About those sentence fragments
About three cents short of a dollar
About three fries short of a "Happy Meal"
About to give myself a sponge bath - Tom
About twelve minutes away, said Ford, come on, I need a drink
About two tacos shy of a Fiesta Plate.
About when we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -- Hoover
About you, until you are ready to fight legends. - Kosh
About your Windows documentation
Above all else - the sky
Above all else -- sky.
Above all else a god needs compassion! - Kirk
Above all else, I want to see.
Above all else, to thine own self be true
Above all things, pray!
Above all things, reverence yourself
Above all, dieters are advised to avoid Pepsi, the pause that refreshes
Above all, gun control laws are sexist and racist
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, then it isn't stupid.
Above all, to thine own self be true.
Above all, to thine own self be true.
Above are the two I'd like to see
Above opinions are not necessarily those of Miskatonic University.
Above thoughts reflect no one else's in the multiverse.
Abra-cadaver!
Abraca-Pocus: The joy of the eclectic approach to rituals.
Abracadabbler: person whose hobby is magic
Abracadabra... Ctrl-C!
Abracadabra...Hocus Pocus...AbracaPocus...HocusCadabra
Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.C
Abraham Lincoln, awakening with hangover: "I freed the WHAT?!"
Abraham to God: "Would you do it to your Son?"
Abrahamo Lincolni? Since when is that a Centari name? - Ivanova
Abrakadabra (Philippines)... Of course He he he... Rocks!
Abrams's Advice: When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
AbreviatedCodedRenditionOfNameYieldingMeaning
Abridged version of "The Crononical List of Taglines"
Abrigan mas buenas copas que malas ropas
Absalom wiped his mouth very dry;
Abscence if occupation is not rest. A mind quite vacant is a mind
Abscence makes the nose grow longer
Absence and death are the same - only in death, there's no suffering.
Absence blots people out. We have no absent friends. - Bowen
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends. - Elizabeth Bowen
Absence diminishes minor passions and enflames great ones
Absence from whom we love is worse than death, and frustrates hope severer than despair. - William Cowper
Absence in love is like water upon fire; a little quickens, but much extinguishes it. -- Hannah More
Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great
Absence is to love what wind is to fire. --Bussy-Rabutin
Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great. - Comte de Bussy-Rabutin
Absence makes @TN@ groan and fondle and pull her nipples taut!!
Absence makes the ardor stronger
Absence makes the heart forget
Absence makes the heart go ponder.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder -- of somebody else
Absence makes the heart grow fonder ... for someone else.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Thomas Bayly
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. -- Sextus Aurelius
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. -Anonymous
Absence makes the heart grow frantic
Absence makes the heart grow fungus
Absence makes the heart grow fungus - The Barenaked Ladies.
Absence makes the heart grow yonder. -King's Quest 5
Absence makes the mate go shopping.
Absence makes the nose grow longer. - The Doctor
Absence of Evidence is not Evidence of Absence
Absence of evidence is evidence of absence of proof.
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Absence of evidence is not proof of existence
Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence!
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. - Thomas Fuller
Absense makes the heart grow, Fonda. -Henry's Dr. :->
Absent du 25 juillet au 9 ao–t þ
Absent in body, but present in spirit. - 1 Corinthians 5:3
Absent, adj.: Exposed to the attacks of friends and acquaintances; defamed; slandered
Absentee. A missing golfing accessory.
Absentee: A missing golf peg
Absess makes the fart go honda.
Absinance makes the tart grow fonder.
Absinthe makes the parts grow stronger.
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Absinthe tastes like Pernod combined with Pine Sol.
Abso-fraggin-lutely, dammit! --Delenn
Abso-fraggin-lutely, dammit! said Pooh, imitating Delenn
Abso-fraggin-lutely, damn it! --Delenn
Abso-fraggin-lutely, damn it! said Pooh, imitating Delenn
Absofrackinlutely. The latter predominates, I think.
Absolfraggingloutly Dammit! - Delenn
Absolut for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Lestat here.
Absolut for me, Bloody Mary for my friend Orville here.
Absolute Anarchy will be strictly enforced
Absolute Zero is cool - 0K?
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Ergo God is Evil.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Just look at God.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Ergo God is Evil
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Just look at God.
Absolute power is a sticky wicket, and you're the stickiest! - Tick
Absolute statements are ALWAYS wrong
Absolute time is irrelevant. -- Einstein of Borg
Absolute zero freezes absolutely.
Absolute zero is cool.
Absolutely EVERY time I open my eyes; It's Today!
Absolutely I will not interfere! --Chekov, ST:TMP
Absolutely I will not interfere! -- Chechov
Absolutely NO ONE paid attention when Patrick Long said:
Absolutely Pernell-y - Tom
Absolutely brilliant...for a man.
Absolutely not Maybe
Absolutely not! Well, maybe.
Absolutely not! - Troi
Absolutely nothing can go worng
Absolutely nothing in the world is as friendly as a wet dog
Absolutely, Positively, most definitely without a doubt...-NO FEAR
Absolution, redemption, salvation, and a means to an end.
Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.) -- Stafford Beer
AbsorbWhatYouUse,DiscardWhatYouCan't,ImproviseWhatYouNeed
Absorbtion warning: Beware of the Borg/Bob
Absorption warning: Beware of the Borg, @TOFIRST@
Abstain from all appearance of evil. (1TH 5:22) (KJV)
Abstain from all appearance of evil. - 1 Thessalonians 5:22
Abstain from all appearance of evil. --1 The 5:22
Abstain from beans.
Abstain from fleshy lusts, which war against the soul.
Abstain from fleshy lusts, which war against the soul. - 1 Pet. 2:11
Abstain from wine, women and song. Mostly song
Abstain fromAll appearance of evil. (1TH 5:22)
Abstain! or Practice Safe HEX!
Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation
Abstainer, n.: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. --Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer: weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself
Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation of a lucrative nature
Abstinance is a good thing if practiced in moderation.
Abstinance is the lazy man's birth control.
Abstinance makes the tart grow fonder.
Abstinence - By Wilt Chamberlin
Abstinence -- It works every time it's tried!
Abstinence is "politically incorrect." Sad to say.
Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
Abstinence makes the fond grow harder
Abstinence makes the fond grow harder
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Abstinence should be practiced in moderation.
Abstinence works every time it's tried!
Abstinence, n. - A good thing if practiced in moderation
Abstinence: The re-usable contraceptive
Abstinence: The only 100% effective birth and STD preventive.
Abstinence: The re-usable contraceptive.
Abstinence; a good thing if practiced in moderation
Abstinentiums - 586s owned by users who don't do floating point math.
Abstract Art, (n) A product of the untalented, sold by the untalented
Abstract Art,n.A product of the untalented, sold by the u
Abstract Art: a product of the untalented
Abstract Art: sold by the unprincipled
Abstract Art: sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
Abstract Art: to the utterly bewildered.
Abstract Logic: 1. See definition 2. 2. See definition 1.
Abstract Tag Line:
Abstract ideas are what's precious in a man's life.
Abstract impressionism. It's what hot -- Tom Servo
Abstraction is Memory's Most Ardent Enemy
Abstraction is achieved by data hiding and enforced by encapsulation.
Abstruse questions must have abstruse answers - Plutarch
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion
AbtRty = Abort, Retry, Fail
Abundance = Big party held in a bakery.
Abundance. A local hop usually staged in a barn.
Abundance: A social event in a bakery.
Abundance: Big party held in a bakery.
Abundant caution does no harm
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him. - Howe
Abuse is a temporary display of power.
Abuse is abuse, is abuse, is abuse
Abuse is not a gender thing.
Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar.
Abuse of authority comes as no surprise. (J. Holzer)
Abuse of power comes as no surprise
Abuse of power should come as no surprise
Abuse only as directed.
Abuse: "tracks" all of your time
Abuse: angers easily when drinking or on drugs
Abuse: constantly accuses you of being unfaithful
Abuse: controls finances and forces you to account for spending
Abuse: criticizes you for little things
Abuse: destroys personal property or sentimental items
Abuse: discourages your relationships with family and friends
Abuse: forces you to have sex against your will
Abuse: hit, punch, slap, kick, bite or spit on you
Abuse: humiliates you in front of others
Abuse: prevents you from working or attending school
Abuse: threatens to hurt you or your children
Abuse: uses or threatens to use a weapon against you
Abuse: The bitter clamour of two eager tongues.
Abuse: angers easily when drinking or on drugs.
Abuse: will the circle be broken?
Abused Wife: Tragic Victim Abused Husband: Laughing Stock.
Abusing Dane Beko. What a delightful idea
Abusing Def One What a delightful idea!
Abusive Error: Hit any key and the modem will call police
Abusive and obscene language may already be my friend
Abyss?! I'd love to, but the last time I went, I never came back.
Ac" - B.T. Cat
Academia is simply a place to escape from reality
Academia, here I come - Calvin
Academic Creed - If you steal from more than six people, it's research!
Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low
Academic rivalries are so intense because the stakes are so small
Academic sorority
Academicians care, that's who
Academy of Naked Pagan Rituals & Animal Husbandry.
Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
Academy: A modern school with a marching band to play at
Academy: A modern school with a marching band to play at football games.
Acapulco: Singing without musical accompaniment.
Accelarate your Win95! With 9.81m/sý downwards
Accelerate Windows - drop the disks into a Black Hole
Accelerate Windows, to escape velocity.
Accelerate your Mac! (like, say... 9.8 m/s^2?)
Accelerate your PC (I'd suggest about 9.82 m/sý)
Accelerate your PC to WARP speed... with OS/2 WARP 3.0!
Accelerate your PC to Warp3 => Install OS/2
Accelerate your Windows. 9.8 m/s!
Acceleration = Distance to Safety X Size of Chaser
Acceleration is equal to the Distance to Safety times the Size of Chaser
Acceleration=Distance to Safety X Size of Chaser..
Accent on helpful side of your nature. Drain the moat
Accept Jesus Christ as my personal savior? That'd be really selfish!
Accept Jesus as my personal savior? That's really selfish!
Accept a breath mint if someone offers you one!
Accept an Honorable Surrender.
Accept challenges so you may feel the exhilaration of victory. -Patton
Accept finite disappointment, never lose infinite hope.
Accept me for what I am - completely unacceptable.
Accept no ruels ! Make your own ones !
Accept no sheep imitations.
Accept no substitutes!
Accept no substitutes...SR-71 The first stealth plane!
Accept no succedanea!
Accept people as they are, not as you would like them to be
Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable
Accept reality...Rush is right
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue. - Dilbert
Accept the Prince of Peace or I'll kill you! ... excuse me?
Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory.
Accept the pain, Frank! - Dr. Forrester
Accept the ways of others. Respect first, your own.-Master Kan
Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth - Data
Acceptance is the main characteristic of all religions
Acceptance testing: An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs
Acceptance without proof
Accepting good advice increases one's own ability. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
Accepting good advice increases your ability.
Accepting today's morals often means we've none of our own.
Access Denied BBS: (703) 998-2958 - Online Since 1985!
Access denied
Access denied - nah nah na nah nah!
Access denied -- nah, nah, nah, na, nah, nah
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah naaahhh
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Access denied--nyeah nyeah na nyeah nyeah!
Access denied. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Access denied. Take a number and get in line..
Access the Trill Communications Grid. - Sisko
Access time - foreplay
Access to information is the essence of freedom.
Access to information is the essence of freedom. - Dean Koontz
Accessing SLIP server... Entering my I.P. address... -- Crow
Accessing- Crow as dumb looking guy thinks
Accessing. Reboot. Shut down. -- Crow T. Robot
Accessing. Reboot. Shut down - Crow as girl thinks
Accessory After The Fact Theater will return-- Tom Servo
Acch! Time Warp! We were never that old when we were younger.
Accident unavoidable. Continue anyway?
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. Unknown
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. -- Foolish Dictionary
Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good,
Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better
Accident: When presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better
Accident: the greatest of all inventors
Accidentals - Wrong notes
Accidents are the portals of discovery
Accidents cause History.
Accidents cause people.
Accidents don't just happen; they must be carelessly planned
Accidents happen every hunting season. Both hunter and gun are loaded
Accidents happen within 25 miles of home....Time to move!
Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school. - Real live resume statement
Accord: a piece of thick string.
Accordianated: Ability to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Accordians don't play "Lady of Spain," people do.
According to @fn@, it's not bestiality if the sheep loves you
According to Dante, the center of Hell IS frozen over!
According to Dante, the center of Hell IS frozen over! ŽEdsil Murphy
According to Dax, anyway. - Kira
According to Decartes, Al Gore doesn't exist.
According to Decartes, Bill Clinton doesn't exist.
According to Decartes, Limbaugh doesn't exist
According to Decartes, Orville doesn't exist.
According to Decartes, Rush Limbaugh doesn't exist.
According to Descartes, "Dittoheads" don't exist
According to Descartes, Bill Clinton doesn't exist
According to Descartes, Limbaugh doesn't exist
According to Intel the Pentium bug happens once every 26.937649 years.
According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least once a year
According to Limbaugh Multi-culturalists are Un-American.
According to Men's Health magazine, 71% of men feel their dog understands them at some telepathic level. That's because men and dogs have the same interests: eat, sleep, play ball, and hump.--Jay Leno
According to Oliver Stone, @TO@ shot JFK!
According to Oliver Stone, @TO@ shot JFK!
According to Quantum Theology, there is an average of one god.
According to Slick Willie this tagline is in Decline
According to a new medical study, barbecuing is bad for your prostate. I'm glad they got this out in time. I was going to barbecue my prostate this weekend. I had no idea it's bad for you. --Jay Leno
According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the earlier reports
According to all the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the earlier reports
According to my Doctor, patients ARE a virtue.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember. -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
According to my best recollections - I don't remember
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
According to my calculations, the @FF@ does not exist!
According to my calculations, the Orville Bullitt does not exist!
According to my info. Hope that helps!
According to my point system it's 212,000 to 9. - Bobby Heenan
According to my readings, you are not here
According to superficial observation rather than empirical evidence
According to the Theory of Dubious Theories
According to the Weather Channel, Hell just froze over
According to the latest Gallup Poll, one-quarter of Americans are bilingual; the other three-quarters don't speak any English at all. --Jay Leno
According to the latest figures, 48% of all statistics are worthless
According to the latest figures, 48% of all statistics are worthless
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all stat
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless
According to the life monitors, we're dying. - McCoy
According to the logs, we're down to our last 3 thousand vomit bags, it'll never be enough
According to the news, it was an accident. -- Winters
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never
According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless
According to the table, I have +3 to damage. Does it kill the dragon?
According to these readings, it's a ship without engines. Janeway
According to this table I have +3 to damage. Does it kill the dragon?
Accordion (n): A bagpipe with pleats
Accordion music
Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accordion: a bagpipe without postage
Accordions are poison to Vogons! --Vogons
Accordions don't play Lady of Spain. People do
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