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All too easy. --Darth Vader

All too easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought. - Vader

All too often, ASP means "Annoying Shareware Packages."

All trademarks acknowleged. No liability accepted

All tragedies are finished by death, all comedies are end

All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill sections

All tribbles must be destroyed!: del *.*

All true happiness is found UNDER T-Shirts

All true happiness is found under *WET* t-shirts

All true theorems are obvious. * Keane's Kriterion

All true wisdom can be found in taglines

All true wisdom is discovered in recipes.

All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines.

All true wisdom is found in Taglines. Oh, boy!

All true wisdom is found in computer fortune programs

All true wisdom is found in fortune cookies or Taglines

All true wisdom is found in fortunes

All true wisdom is found in recipes.

All true wisdom is found in taglines

All true wisdom is found in wet T-shirt.

All true wisdom is found on T--shirts.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts and taglines.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. (and taglines of course!)

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. - Or on The Quote Screensaver

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. --And in taglines

All true wisdom is found on Tag-lines!

All true wisdom is found on bumper stickers.

All true wisdom is found under a wet T-shirt

All true wisdom is printed on t-shirts & bumper-stickers!

All true...did I deny some of it by accident? - Anna Steven

All trust is foolish.  - Drow Proverb

All truth is God's truth.

All truth is based on Complete Confusion.

All truth is based on Complete Confusion....I think

All truth is found in taglines.

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered, the point is to discover them. - Galileo

All truths are half-truths

All truths begin as blasphemies

All truths begin as blasphemies. -- GEORGE B. SHAW

All turtle thoughts are of turtle

All unattended Children will be Sold as Slaves! Or sent to Finland

All unattended children will be sold as slaves.

All us turkeys get a little depressed around then

All vertebrate embryos are inherently female

All virtue is summed up in dealing justly. - Aristotle

All visitors enter through front lobby.  Please drive carefully

All wanting joy must share it, happiness was born a twin.

All wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die!

All warfare is based on deception. - Sun Tzu Wu

All warfare is based on deception. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

All warped women, please raise your right hand for loincloths!

All warranties expire upon payment of invoice.

All warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.

All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice

All warranty is voided on payment of the invoice

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers

All wars are popular - for at least 3O days.

All was recently seen wearing Sailor Moon fuku!

All waves eventually die!

All wax and no wick.

All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

All we are is dust in the wind. - Kansas

All we are saying / Is give peace a chance..oops,too late

All we are saying is Give Peace a Chance - Lennon

All we are saying is give PEAS a chance!

All we are saying is give pizza chants.

All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.

All we are saying.. is Give Peas a Chance.." -Herbo protest

All we are saying... is give pizza chants.

All we are, basically, are monkeys with car keys.

All we are, basically, are monkeys with car keys. - Northern Exposure

All we are... is monkeys with car keys. - Northern Exposure

All we ask is to be left alone!

All we ask is to be left alone. Jefferson Davis

All we can hold in our dead hands, is all we have given a

All we can hold in our dead hands, is all we have given away. (Sanskrit)

All we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see

All we do is SIT HERE?!? - Worf

All we get is 'Mind-that-bus-what-bus-SPLAT!' * Rimmer

All we gotta do, is get a little faith in you

All we had left were their black and bloated bodies

All we had to do was upload Windows 95 to the Borg

All we have are choices

All we have is dirt! - Nog

All we have is this moment - 21st Century's yesterday - INXS

All we have to do is stop feeding them! McCoy on tribbles

All we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.  --Hegel

All we learn from history is we're doomed to repeat it

All we like sheep - and cows are pretty nice too

All we need is *L*O*V*E*

All we need is a few good men - Q

All we need is one world wide vision

All we need to do is close the noose. --Cranston.

All we need to do is make sure we keep talking -Pink Floyd

All we want is the World Tonite

All we want to do is direct! Meee Tooo!!

All we've done since we've met is argue. - O'Brien

All we've done today is dress up like bums & hide from the Invid-Annie

All we've met is large, mutated animals - Tom

All we've met is large, mutated animals... -- Tom Servo

All weapons detectors appear to be functional, Chief. - Dax

All weapons to full power. - Kirk

All weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

All which is forgotten need not necessarily be dead. - H.P.Lovecraft

All who believe in telekenesis, raise my hand.

All who joy would win Must shar

All who joy would win Must share it -- Happiness was born a twin. -- Lord Byron

All who like brocilli will be assimilated into the fluff!

All who love Liberty are enemies of the State

All wight. Rho sritched my keytups awoand?

All wings report in!

All wings report in! -- Lando Calrissian

All wired, but no one has turned on the circut breakers.

All wiring access holes are either too small or in the wrong place

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All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder.

All women are beautiful, some are just less beautiful than others.

All women are created equal - just turn a few upside down & find out!

All women are created equal, all men are superior

All women are created equal. Poor things!!

All women are created equal; it just shows more on some

All women are fools, some are single! Of all my relations, I like sex the

All women are good-looking with the lights out

All women are the same height - lying down

All women are the same height on the echo. -- Anna Stevens

All women are vipers, and I married their Queen.

All women have a touch of blond-otherwise they'd be men!

All women look the same upside down!

All women think they are fat! - Rush

All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.

All words are pegs to hang ideas on. - Henry Ward Beecher

All work and no Taglines makes @TOFIRST@ a dull @TOLAST@!

All work and no Taglines makes @TOFIRST@ a dull Warner!

All work and no Taglines makes @TOFIRST@ a dull Warner!

All work and no Taglines makes Barry a dull Blaes!

All work and no pay makes a housewife

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy and Jill a wealthy widow.

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy - Bart Simpson's lines

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F07

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. - Bart's Board

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. --Bart Simpson.

All work and no play makes Jack a blubbering psychopath!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes jack.

All work and no play makes you a Moderator.  Sometimes.

All work and no play makes you a manager

All work and no play will make you a SysOp.

All work and no play will make you a manager.

All work and no taglines makes #fn# a dull #ln@!

All work and no taglines makes @F a dull @L!

All work and no taglines makes @TFName a dull @TName!

All work and no taglines makes @TOFIRST@ a dull @TOLAST@!

All work and no taglines makes Kelly a dull Reed!

All work and no taglines makes Orville a dull Bullitt!

All work and no taglines makes Randall a dull Markus!

All work and no taglines makes Rick a dull Cooley!

All work is empty save when there is love.

All would live long, but none would grow old

All would live long, but none would grow old. -- Franklin

All writers write "in spite of".<Alther>

All writing is garbage

All ya do is call me, I'll be anything you need

All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink.

All you bad bad boys call her up on the spankline

All you can come up with is 42?!

All you can do on a shoesting these days is trip!

All you can do on a shoestring these days, is TRIP!

All you care about is getting your next dosage. -- Yar

All you did was not die for twelve months. - Seinfeld, on birthdays

All you do and all you see is all your life will ever be!

All you ever do, babe, is shake my tree -Coverdale/Page

All you folks do not exist. My cat types all this stuff

All you folks do not exist. My sysop types all this stuff in.

All you folks don't exist. My SYSOP types all this stuff

All you get from mules mating is ... Democrats

All you get when you pick my pocket is practice

All you have in here is a piece of latinum. A _small_ piece

All you have to do is live long enough. - Duncan MacLeod

All you have to do is...catch me

All you have to do is...catch me.-- Meta

All you have to do to get over a Beer is take a leak.

All you liberals care about is who's catering to your genitals

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. - Mark Twain

All you need is

All you need is OS/2

All you need is a Shotgun & a Chainsaw!, sayeth Cyber Junkie

All you need is a heart to be a victim

All you need is a telephone and a major credit card!

All you need is a telephone and an open mind

All you need is a willing victim and a bottle of nitrous oxide.

All you need is love

All you need is love, love...love is all you need.     The Beatles

All you need is love.

All you need is speed!!!

All you need now is some sequins and a candelabra. -- Al ql

All you need to be a fisherman is patience and bait.

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.

All you need to know is the user interface

All you need to know is the user interface.  - J. Redford

All you need to start an insane asylum is an empty room and the right type of people

All you need's a heart to be a victim of the game

All you need: WWF-Reader!

All you needs a heart to be a victim

All you non-smokers can just kiss my butt (cigarette only, that is)

All you people generalize way too much

All you touch and all you feel, is all your life will eve

All you wanted before, was my understanding. - Kirk

All you white people look the same in the dark -D.J.

All you zombies, hide your faces

All you've ever licked in a fight is your wounds!

All your better deeds shall be in water writ

All your crap won't save you from the kids. --Local H

All your files are deleted. You may go home now

All your future lies beneath your hat.

All your kookies are not in the jar!

All your life is Channel 13, Sesame Street. What does it mean?

All your life you wait around for some damn man!

All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free.

All your lines have daughtered out, with one exception!

All your money, I will tax from youooouuoooo

All your people must learn before you can reach for the s

All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars. -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion"

All your pleasure is right here, waiting for you to tap into it.

All your prayers must seem as nothing ninety-six below the wave.. -SoM

All yours and a tagline too

All zealots will be shot on sight.

All's I got was Chicken Cordon Bleu! - Frank sings

All's Tagcrafters: taglines repaired in about an hour

All's Well That Ends Well. - W. Shakespeare

All's fair in Love & War, but how to tell the difference?

All's fair in Love and Tagline Theft!

All's fair in love & war and weekly profit margins

All's fair in love And war.  What A Contemptible Lie! - Heinlein

All's fair in love and Tagline appropriation!

All's fair in love and Tagline assimilation.

All's fair in love and recipe appropriation.

All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.

All's fair in love and war--but how do you tell the difference?

All's fair in love and war.  What a contemptible lie! - Heinlein

All's fair in love and war...Hmm Nuke Nukie?? Both blow your mind.

All's fair in love, war and posting contests, as long as I win.

All's fair in love, war and tagline stealing :)

All's fair in love, war, and Tagline "appropriation!"

All's fair in love, war, and Tagline assimilation!

All's fair in love, war, and Tagline stealing!

All's fair in love, war, and Taglines!!

All's fair with spam and butter!  No, that's not right

All's well that ends

All's well that ends swell.

All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe

All's well that ends well, eh? --Londo

All's well that ends well.

All's well that ends well.  Poe Bother.  Pooh

All's well that ends well. - E. A. Poe

All's well that ends well. - Poe  Bother. - Pooh

All's well that ends well....  -- William Shakespeare  -- "All's Well That Ends Well"

All's well that ends with a good meal.

All's well that ends.

All's well that ends. ŽEdsil Murphy

All, 43.729% of all statistics are totally worthless.

All, You are a part of the reason my phone bill is so D&*# high!

All, stealing taglines is a CRIME!

All, what does `Formatting Non-Removable Media' mean?

All, you are a part of the reason my phone bill is so D&*# high!

All, you gotta learn to surf!

All-Right! Baywatch is one! - Evolved Bowlin Bob, Earthworm Jim

All-male club--Homeless street men!

All-night party: Revel without a pause

All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.

All... Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-)

All...up against the Wall...of SCIENCE!

AllWho needs a doomsday virus when we have Wind

Alla r*ttigheter reserverade

Alla vill leva l{nge och ingen vill kallas gammal. /Danskt ordspr}k

Allah does not count time spent fishing.

Allah, n. - One of a number of Gods, each of whom is the only God

Allap„isi„ mielialoja, ylpeytt„, iloa

Allasis - One-stop gas/food/everything store in the middle of nowhere.

Allborgconventionds9episodeenterprise-dferengigenerationskirakirk

Alle er kede, n†r Zonen er nede!

Allege: A high rock shelf

Allegiance To The King - by Neil Downe

Allen's Axiom:   When all else fails, follow instructions.

Allen's Axiom: "When all else fails, read the instructions."

Allen's Axiom: When all else fails, follow instructions.

Allen's Distinction: The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep

Allen's Law:  Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Allen's Space Shuttle

Allen-O-Rama, The Alleninator, The Allen-Man, The Allenmeister.

Allergic to cats? Don't inhale any!

Allergic to salad dressing? Visit the Mayo Kleenex!

Alley Oop-Oop, Oop, Oop-Oop ... Alley Oop-Oop

Alley's Axiom:   Justice always prevails... three times out of seven.

Alley's Axiom:   Justice always prevails3 times out of 7.

Alley's Axiom: Justice always prevails... three times out of seven.

Alleycat or aristocrat is still a pussycat. -Mimi Van Olsen

Allfix\Gecho\Intermail, The only way to fly!

Alliances are important. It gives your opponents someone else to shoot at!

Alliances are made via subspace - rather fitting as both have about the same chances of actually existing

Allies with the darkened souls, our legions we must save

Alligators DO IT with their mouths open

Alligators do it with their mouths open.

Alll a Borg!

Alll a Borg!!!!!!

Allll a Borg!

Allllllrighty then! - Ace Venutra

Allo, I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father - Prepare to die!

Allo, my name is Inego Montoya.  You stole my tagline.  Prepare to die

Allons enfants de le Cthulhu!

Allow me access to your mind and I'll give you access to mine

Allow me to be the first to offer my commiserations. - Rimmer

Allow me to die with honor.  Tosk

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Allow me to introduce myself, my name is mud. <plop> - Wile E. Coyote

Allow me to introduce you to the AIRLOCK...  CLICK!

Allow me to introduce you to the airlock, Mr. Bond - Hugo Drax

Allow me to knee you right in the groin... -- Tom Servo

Allow me to put your concerns at rest. - Quark

Allow me to use the active tense.  Get lost.

Allow natives self-government - but keep that welfare comin'

Allow the little children to come to me

Allow your eyes to close. - Chakotay

Allowance:  What you pay your children to live with you

Allowing lawyers to create laws is like allowing doctors to prescribe diseases.

Allowing nature to be controlled by our government is bad. -PJO'Rourke

Allowing nature to be controlled by our government is bad. -PJO'Rourke

Allregarding Birthday Taglines

Allright Krueger. This time it's for keeps!-Alice

Allright now, let's REALLY focus & send this one out, OK? - O'Brien

Allright ya hayseeds, it's a stickup!

Allright!  Drop that Carrier!  We've got you surrounded!

Allright, I'm going to punch his ticket-Alice

Allright, Spread'em!! - while playing doctors and nurses

Allright, allright, what's one more annoyance? - Londo

Allright, put your dick where your mouth is

Allright, put your pussy where your mouth is

Allright, wh  st le my " " key?

Allright, who stole my Shatner Turbo 2000?

Allright,whostolemydarnspacebar?

Allright,whotookmyspacebar???

Allright... Who put the Baby Ruth in the Punch Bowl ?!?!?

Alls I know is what I read in L.M. Boyd's column.

Alls well that ends well, -Poe "Bother" - Pooh.

Allskate - Insurance company that cancels a policy after a small claim

Allskate: Insurance company that cancels the policy after

Allskate: Insurance company that cancels the policy after a small claim.

Allways sharpen your sleeping skills regularly

Allweseeorseemisbutadreamwithinadream

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Alma Mater:  Latin for "our mutha".

Alma's Meine Leibeswerbung mit Darryl Basner

Almonds are members of the peach family

Almost 50% of all percentage statistics are less than 50%

Almost Conscious

Almost Heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains

Almost Missed the Bus  - By Justin Time

Almost Missed the Bus by Justin Thyme

Almost a symbiosis of some kind. A sort of joining. - McCoy

Almost all computer problems are caused by computer solutions

Almost all loan officers have artificial hearts.

Almost any program runs faster on a 386/25.

Almost any system of government will work if the people will.

Almost anything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of. DMURPHY'S LAW

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of. ÄEdsil Murphy

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of. ÄMURPHY'S LAW

Almost anything is easier to get into then out of

Almost as bad as a post that starts "I know this is off-topic, but..."

Almost doesn't knock the preacher off his horse.  -Norwegian saying

Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.

Almost everything looks better after a good night's sleep.

Almost exactly

Almost finished

Almost frozen from Minneapolis Minnesota!

Almost got a good shot there - Tom on camera under girl

Almost had a psychic boyfriend- he left me before we met.

Almost live from Minneapolis Minnesota!

Almost never. - Friday

Almost nothing in life is free.

Almost paradise, Kwajalein - Marshall Islands

Almost perfect... but not quite

Almost ready, sir. - Scotty

Almost too good to be true. - Kirk

Almost went crazy.  Would have been a real short trip.

Alms for the poor!  Alms for the poor!

Aloha yuppie cretin!  Nobody gives a frig! -One Eyed Jack

Aloha, Chow, Meow, Ruff! Oink Oink! Did I leave anyone out???

Aloin harjoitella, kiviinpiirt„mist„

Alone I lie, drifting through time I'm caught inside a soul's space

Alone and deprived, waiting for fire to come from the sky

Alone and deprived,waiting for fire to come from the sky-Course of Empire

Alone at last!

Alone at last! - Lwaxana

Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience.

Alone in the church by and by. - Live

Alone together

Alone we are just nails in the road. Together we are a wall of steel

Alone we can do so little: Together we can do so much

Alone we stand - alone we fall

Alone(n) In bad company

Alone, I look down the road. Each must walk one's own path. "365 Tao"

Alone, adj.:  In bad company. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Alone, even in a crowd.  Dead, but among the living

Alone....on a deserted island with Kira....and a colony of palukoos

Alone: In bad company.

Along came the ACID rain and etched the spider out.

Along the banks of the foggy, woggy Limpopo River

Along the coast road, by the headland

Along the paths of the future I can see the footprints of an unseen hand

Along with some of my stolen favorites:

Alot of true wisdom is found in taglines

Alouette, gentille Alouette

Alouette, gentille Alouette . . .

Alouette, je te plumerai, sang Tom jauntily.

Alpha 9175-Blue Sisko

Alpha Five of Borg: Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay! We cannot let them assimilate us!!

Alpha Foxtrot Uniform!

Alpha Nerd

Alpha channel...TV selection for graphics programmers.

Alpha testers DO IT first, beta testers DO IT last!<---Sloppy seconds?

Alpha testers do it 1st! Beta testers get sloppy seconds!

Alpha testers do it first, beta testers do it last

Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life.

Alpha/Beta testing requires masochistic tendencies.

Alphanumerically speaking hindsight=Twenty/20 vision

Alpinists DO IT higher

Alpinists do it higher.

Alpo costs 99 cents.  That's almost 7 dog dollars!

Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin d

Alpogoalie: A dog that uses its paw to pin down a dish.

Alpogoalie: Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin do

Alpogoalie: Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish

Alponium - Blast of odor when opening a can of dog food.

Alponium - The smell of a freshly-opened can of dog food

Already a challenge...ahhh, the joys of the mundane... - The Tick

Already at the origin of the species, man was the equal to what he was destined to become. - Jean Rostand

Already, this movie is like going to the dentist - Joel

Alright Chief, begin materialisation. - Kirk

Alright Danger, where's the fire ?

Alright Everyone... What is your 1st Comic Book?

Alright First Mate, Anchors Away! - Ren.

Alright Frank, it's me. Buzz me in -  Dr. Forrester

Alright Frisket...sic 'em!! - Enzo

Alright Mr. Pennzoil head, you talked us into it! - Yakko

Alright Q, have you been writing flames again?

Alright Spread'em! - while playing cops and robbers...

Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!

Alright here we are in the final home stretch of this thing.

Alright if I make a phone cal*&^%&* NO CARRIER

Alright ladies! Take no prisoners...or personal checks! -Sally

Alright men, POOP! - Crow as commander

Alright men, throw the food out and then FIRE!

Alright now who put a card trick in my Book of Shadows?

Alright you lemmings, get in line. No shoving!

Alright you liberal degenerates. I want this place empty NOW!

Alright you little dipswitches, prepare to meet your programmer!-Bob

Alright!  A local boy!

Alright!  A peanut!

Alright! Another Earthquake.

Alright! Blame the victim - Mike on pushy cop

Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!

Alright! I bought his brain! - The Tick, about Western Bloc Cowboy

Alright! There are some things I *can't* do! - Beverly

Alright! We're lost! But we're making good time. - Sulu

Alright! Who gave a copy of Penthouse to the Holodeck?

Alright! Who gave the kids sugar? --Crow as teens dance

Alright, Brooke, Mr. *Auteur*.  Lets see what you got. -- Mike

Alright, Brooke, Mr. AUTEUR. Lets see what you got - Mike

Alright, Emperor @TOLAST@! Drop and give me thirty!

Alright, God jockey. Come along - Tom to priest

Alright, I admit.  I killed Laura Palmer

Alright, I am a licensed cleavage inspector

Alright, I confess. I killed Laura Palmer.

Alright, I'm going back to the other side of the mirror.

Alright, I'm sharpening my pencils and I'll see you later. - Mulder

Alright, Mr Knock-Everything-Over, that will just about enough! - Tick

Alright, Who installed CONFOUND.SYS on my computer

Alright, Who took my Whip Cream???

Alright, alright, don't get your double helix in a straight."-Kryten

Alright, alright, stop shoving so hard -- I'm GOING already!  Okay?!?

Alright, anyone who wants to get out of here, follow me! - O'Brien2

Alright, blame the victim... -- Mike Nelson

Alright, but Shamu wouldn't work under these conditions!

Alright, confiscate that cow. It manufactures fertilizer bombs. - BATF

Alright, does anyone disagree?......Good! - Sisko

Alright, dudes- what's going down in groove town, then? - Holly

Alright, everybody set your phasers on "broiled".

Alright, everybody set your phasers on puree

Alright, fine, what is it you _really_ want? - Q

Alright, freeze!  Now hand over those taglines

Alright, hands up all those who want to be put somewhere else

Alright, hot wheels - Tom to man in wheelchair

Alright, let's settle down...........LET'S SETTLE DOWN! - O'Brien

Alright, lets start at the beginning. - Sisko

Alright, make it fast! - Quark

Alright, now we're worried. - Batman

Alright, now.  Who here is bald? -- Tom Servo

Alright, set phasers to deepfat fry!

Alright, that's bi...polar bear? Is that with a hypen? - Minda  [Tick]

Alright, this is going to be quite painless.

Alright, time for a less subtle approach. - Kira

Alright, who     g   r   e   a   s   e  d      the tagline?.

Alright, who  g   r   e   a   s   e  d  this Tagline?

Alright, who g   r   e   a   s   e  d  the recipe?

Alright, who g   r   e   a   s   e  d  the tagline

Alright, who hooked The Doctor to the Clapper? - Janeway

Alright, who is the wiseguy with the arrow?--Custer

Alright, who jammed the Toilet with thier PowerDump?!

Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet?

Alright, who said "mattress"?

Alright, who threw that?! - The Tick

Alright, who's been cooking Tribbles on the Warp Drive {{{{{{{{{{{{{{

Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive?!?

Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles?

Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs on the Warp Drive

Alright, who's been peeing in the gene pool?!?!?!?!?!!!

Alright, you people!  Who stole my strawberry preserves?

Alright, you!!  Imitate a WOUNDED SEAL pleading for a PARKING SPACE!!

Alright,who  g   r   e   a   s   e  d  the tagline?

Alright. dang it!  READ THE DOCS!!!!!

Alright... Who glued that blond wig to the toilet tank?

Alright... who siphoned the blood out of @FN@?

Alright....._Smiley_. - Sisko

Alright.....we'll try it your way. - Kira

Alright....who took the last can of Who Hash?

Alright...now dig this baby

Alright...who siphoned the blood out of @TOFIRST@?

Alright...who siphoned the blood out of Bob?

Alright...who siphoned the blood out of Orville?

Alright...who siphoned the blood out of Richard?

AlrightWho glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank??

Alrighty, then I'm Gorloft Dwarf Prince - Crow

Als 2 honden vechten om een been, heeft de postbode er nog maar 1

Als ik wegvlieg,begrijp je dat ik geen schildpad ben!

Als morgen de wereld vergaat zijn we eindelijk alleen.

Alself me to introlow mybody

Alself me to my duce introlow left body in the roomself

Also Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Joel Robinson, TV's Frank, Dr

Also I give you power earthly and joy earthly;

Also Sprach Zarathustra: "Have A Good Day"

Also UFO: Unidentified frozen objects... There, in your freezer. (G)

Also comes in generic.

Also found in alt.fan.rush_Limbaugh: Rush's empty head.

Also it reminds me of Dino. The Flintstones. --doing Dini series

Also known as the Tough, Old Broad - Crow

Also los!  Keine Zeit um dumme Kommentare zu lesen, an die Arbeit!

Also the first few taglines are for BlueWave. Just edit them out of th

Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration

Also, several systems offer Tagline files for download and FREQ.

Also, try using the new com routines

Alstonville NSW Australia, situated between the rainforest and the sea

Alt TAB hedder det da n†r man multitasker!?!?

Alt-D = Dumb Statement Checker

Alt-H means never having to say "[G]oodbye"

Alt-H, while online, connects you with the Secret Redheads Chat Line!

Alt-P "S" "A)dd" "wanko" <cr> <esc>

Alt-S = Stupid Question Filter

Alt-X : Not used much in Terminate The Final Terminal

Alt-X. Alt-Q. ESC. Ctrl-C.  Dammit!  REBOOT

Alt-h gives you sysop privlages

Alt.Dex.hamster.ducttape

Alt.bite.me.its.fun

Alt.games.doom redefines "brain dead"

Alt.graphics.gif.naughty.filty.disgusting.wow!

Alt.rec.cooking.sweedish.chef.bork.bork.bork

Alt.rec.games.tic.tac.toe

Alt.sex.swedish.blond

Alt.sex.swedish.blond are purely erogenous

Alt.sex.sweedish.blond

Altair - A place where computers are sacrificed.

Altamonte '95 - yeah! yeah! Go Altamonte! Go Altamonte!

Altar Ego:  A *humongous* church.

Altar Ego: A conceited church.

Altar of sacrifice curse of the damned; Confronting the evil you dread

Alter your course: glacier up ahead, Tom responded icily

Altered Chord:  A sonority that has been spayed.

Altered days and Blurry ways

Altered days and Blurry ways............

Altered reality is the only way to go through life.

Alternate : What a plastic surgeon does to Nathan.

Alternate Workdrive (RAM disks etc) supported for faster maintenance!

Alternate Zucchini Use #03:  Carve faces into them for Halloween

Alternate Zucchini Use #09:  Use them as subjects for WEIRD taglines

Alternate Zucchini Use #10:  Use them to hit your party's pi¤ata

Alternate Zucchini Use #11:  Club common sense into liberals.

Alternate Zucchini Use #12:  Club open-mindedness into conservatives.

Alternate Zucchini Use #13:  Drop them onto the Bosnian Serbs.

Alternate Zucchini Use #14:  Hang in your window instead of garlic.

Alternate Zucchini Use #15:  Demonstrate your knives' sharpness.

Alternate Zucchini Use #16:  Targets for sighting in your rifle.

Alternate Zucchini Use #17:  Rolling pins (for lumpy pie crust).

Alternate Zucchini Use #18:  Organic bowling pins.

Alternate Zucchini Use #19:  Targets for skeet shooting.  "PULL!"

Alternate Zucchini Use #1:  Count them to go to sleep at night.

Alternate Zucchini Use #20:  Spin at parties instead of bottles.

Alternate Zucchini Use #21:  Show off your karate skills.  "HI-YAH!!"

Alternate Zucchini Use #22:  Ballast.

Alternate Zucchini Use #2:  One-shot baseball bats.

Alternate Zucchini Use #3:  Carve faces into them for Halloween.

Alternate Zucchini Use #4:  Club intruders (THEN ask questions).

Alternate Zucchini Use #5:  Make a sci-fi/horror flick about them.

Alternate Zucchini Use #6:  Tie them to the newlyweds' car bumper.

Alternate Zucchini Use #7:  Dry them and make them into HUGE maracas.

Alternate Zucchini Use #8:  Primitive no-return boomerangs.

Alternate Zucchini Use #9:  Use them as subjects for WEIRD taglines...

Alternate lifestyles are what you do on the off days!

Alternate title for "I, Borg": "HUGH ARE HERE"

Alternate title for Evolution - Nanite & the Professor

Alternate uses for BARNEY: Speed Bump

Alternating Current: Bi-sexual electrons

Alternating currents force a show of hands. -RUSH

Alternative Music: An alternative to music

Alternative birth control? Get a computer w/modem

Although I am very flattered by your kind offer, I cannot accompany you

Although I must say I approve of your new tailor.  - Q

Although I take no pleasure in being right. - Neelix

Although Selina Kyle might be there. - Bruce Wayne, BATMAN RETURNS

Although a Canadian, Mario Martinez is, in fact, an Italian.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. -- Dave Barry

Although he isn't as good as he was a year ago, now he's even better!

Although our information is incorrect, we do not vouch for it.  - Satie

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

Although prepared for martyrdom, I would prefer it postponed.

Although she was no longer a nun, she prayed out of habit

Although the Sun Is Shining - FleetWood Mac

Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away.

Although the tongue weighs so little, few people are able to hold it

Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools. -Rom 1:22

Although up to its neck in hot water, the tea kettle cont

Although up to its neck in hot water, the tea kettle continues to sing

Although you can't buy love, you can pay heavily for it

Although you seem dangerously unequipped, brain-wise..... - Sam

Although, ASPIRIN has been known to work for me, sometimes!

Altogether I melted into her beauty and was glad.

Altos are sandwiched between sopranos and tenors

Altos have body

Altruism is the devil's calling card.

Altruism is the devil's...or the liberal's...calling card

Altruism: based on self-deception, the root of all evil

Altsheimers is very...ah...umm, I can't remember.

Altzheimer's Advantage #1 :- There are no television reruns.

Altzheimer's Advantage #2 :-  You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Altzheimer's Advantage: It's easier to forgive and forget your enemies.

Altzheimer's Advantage: There are no television reruns.

Altzheimer's Advantage: You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Altzheimer's advantage #2:  You can hide your OWN Easter eggs.

Altzheimer's advantage #2: Hiding your own Easter eggs

Altzheimer's advantage - new friends every day

Altzheimer's advantage: Getting a little 'strange'

Altzheimer's advantage: No jury duty.

Altzheimer's advantage: No next day guilt feelings

Altzheimer's advantage: You get to meet new people every day.

Altzheimer's advantage: Your girlfriend doesn't remember your lies.

Altzheimers is very ... ah ... umm ... I forget!

Altzheimers? You think that's somewhere in the Alps?

Aluminum      (Al)    26.98150

Aluminum Dragons also do 3d6 of crinkle damage.

Alumnus of Communist Martyrs High School, class of 1972

Alumnus of the Institute for the Sexually Gifted.

Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.

Alway strive for Excellence

Alway's avoid unneces'sary aphostrophe's plea'se!

Always 1 weirdo on the bus, and I couldn't find him!

Always Authoritative, Frequently Wrong

Always Coca-Cola.

Always Coca-Cola. Only. - 1993

Always Happy To Add To The Confusion Around Here!

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons. -- Dilbert

Always Prowling the Shadows

Always Remember NO GLOVE ... NO LOVE!

Always a perfect connecti&%$NO CARRIER

Always a tag line!

Always a tagline, never a bride

Always accept a breath mint if someone offers you one.

Always accept an outstretched hand. - H. Jackson Brown Jr

Always address your elders with respect; they could leave you a fortune.

Always advise against awkward and affected alliteration.

Always after a defeat...the Shadow takes another shape and grows again

Always after sunshine comes rain. * John DeLancie

Always and never are rarely true

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. 

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.  - Wendell Johnson

Always ask why, unless someone says "LOOKOUT!!!"

Always assume the second try will be different.

Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND!

Always avoid generalizations

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. - Judy Garland

Always be an angel-on-call for a friend

Always be aware of the phase of the moon!

Always be careful what you eat when the main course is still moving!

Always be diplomatic before inserting a knife in your enemy's back

Always be disappointed; you'll never expect the worst

Always be honest with yourself and those you love more than life itself.

Always be leaning forwards - not falling backwards!

Always be nice to people on the way up; Because you'll meet the same people on the way down

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness (or, It's hard to tell if someone is inconspicous)

Always be ready to take a chance; look what it did for Rocky.

Always be sincere - Even when you don't mean it. - Heinlein

Always be sincere - Even when you don't mean it. - L. Long

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.  - Irene Peter

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not

Always be sincere.  Even if you have to fake it.

Always be sincere; even if you don't mean it!

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.  - Lena Horne

Always be willing to listen and speak slow. - James 1:19

Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened. - Arnold Bennett

Always believe what people in bars tell you

Always beyond warp 10.

Always bite the hand that doesn't feed you fast enough.

Always borrow from a pessimist - they never expect it back.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He doesn't expect to be repaid.

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect t

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.

Always bring along the Blue WAve when exploring cyberspace.

Always bring along the Messenger when exploring cyberspace.

Always burn your bridges. - Enabran Tain

Always call an evil immortal to aid you.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W. C. Fields

Always carry a spare of _everything_.

Always carry a spare... of everything. -- Ioseph of Locksley

Always check for toilet paper *before* sitting down.

Always choose the path of good, the highway of evil is jammed

Always coming back for more

Always consider the alternative before making a choice.

Always consult the dictionery to avoid spelling mistakes.

Always convice those whom you are about to deceive that you are acting in their best interests

Always copying others, the monkey one day cut his throat

Always cross a Vampire, but never moon a werewolf

Always cut cards and smile when you lose. -L. Long

Always cut the cards. - Heinlien

Always cut the cards. - Robert A. Heinlein

Always cut the cards. -- Heinlein

Always cut the meat of the person to your left - Tom

Always deter stupid people from killing themselves if it isn't safe for others

Always do more than what is expected of you

Always do one thing less than you think you can do. - Bernard Baruch

Always do right--gratify some people, astonish the rest

Always do right.  This will gratify many people, and astonish the rest

Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.  - Mark  Twain

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astoni

Always do right:  Gratify some and astonish the rest.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. - Hemingway

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway

Always do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.

Always do what you are afraid to do.  - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - O.G. Mandino

Always doublecheck to make sure you haven't any words out.

Always draw the curves first, then plot the readings

Always draw your curves first, then plot your data

Always draw your curves then plot the readings.

Always draw your curves, *then* plot the data

Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.

Always draw your curves, then plot your reading. ÄEdsil Murphy

Always drink apple juice, cuz OJ can kill you!

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drive slower than your guardian angel can fly.

Always eat dessert first ... she may decide to go home early

Always eat your sandwiches From the edge in.

Always emotion is the Future-- Yoda.

Always enjoy a good Laugh, ya never know when the next one will come.

Always enlarge your comrades in the middle of an enemy war camp

Always expect your opponent to make his best move.

Always expect your opponent to play the best move!-I.M. Silman

Always factor alimony into the price of a Computer

Always fasten your seatbelt on the Information Highway

Always fill your canteen upstream of the herd.

Always find a bashing completely different

Always find a place to park. Drive a forklift

Always first decide the sentence, then the verdict.

Always flirting describes some girls to a tease

Always forgive you enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Always forgive your enemies, but only after they've been hanged!

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

Always forgive your enemies-they hate it!

Always forgive your enemies.  They *HATE* when you do that!

Always forgive your enemies.  They -HATE- that!

Always forgive your enemies.  They hate it!

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them as much

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing confounds them more.

Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!

Always forgive your enemies.nothing confounds them more.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

Always format alphanumerically, then preview graphically.

Always give a monster an even break! -- Gary Gygax

Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.

Always grumble "I'll be back !" before going to the can

Always guard your rear when in any hospital; you're in enema country.

Always happy to add a little enlightenment to the bewildered Students.

Always have Glenn Close play your mom when possible. -- Mel Gibson

Always have fresh batteries in your flashlight.

Always have sex with the boss. - FRA #113

Always helps to grease the wheels

Always hire a rich attorney

Always hire a rich attorney.  Never buy from a rich salesman

Always hold your head up but keep your nose at a friendly level.

Always hopeful, yet discontent. -Rush: Moving Pictures

Always hopeful, yet discontent.: Rush

Always hunt with impeccable spirit. The animals will respond accordingly

Always imitate the behavior of winners when you lose

Always in motion is the Future

Always in motion is the Future - Yoda

Always in the right place, but at the wrong time.

Always invest in negotiable blondes!

Always invoke an evil immortal to aid you.

Always it is the brave ones who die

Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers

Always judge a liberal by their spending.

Always keep a record of data - it indicates you've been working.

Always keep a record of your data--it shows you've been working

Always keep an M&M stashed in your belly button for emergencies!

Always keep beer in a dark place. <--Notebooks of LL again.

Always keep clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark

Always keep dem guessin'.

Always keep fresh batteries in your agonizer!

Always keep rule 3 in reserve

Always keep them guessing.

Always keep you lesbians clean.

Always keep you phaser on stun.!

Always keep your ears open -- ROA #7

Always keep your ears open.

Always keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

Always keep your lesbians clean.

Always kick a man when he's down.

Always knock and ask permission before entering someone's room.

Always know the difference between a piece of mind and a piece of ass.

Always know what you're buying

Always know when to close your eyes.

Always know where a towel is

Always know where your towel is.

Always late, sometimes helpful

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.  --Lord Byron (1788 - 1824)

Always laugh when you can; it's cheap medicine. Lrd Byron

Always laugh when you can; it's cheap medicine. Lrd Byron

Always laugh. It makes crying less painful

Always leave a way out

Always leave a way out - John W. Campbell Jr

Always leave clothes and weapons where you can find them

Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn"t work out

Always let the big guy think he's right!

Always let the jerk have the last word

Always lick the dart before shooting it at the TV set.

Always listen to experts tell you why it can't be done, then do it.

Always listen to experts.  Hear the impossible then DO IT

Always listen to experts.  Hear the impossible then do it. - L. Long

Always listen to experts. Then ignore them & DO IT anyway

Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.  Then do it. -L. Long

Always listen to what experts say can't be done.  Then DO IT

Always listen to your Sysop. What he knows, he knows well.

Always look for the silver trashcan lining

Always look on  the bright side of life

Always look on the bright side of life - Monty Python

Always look on the bright side of life -- Eric Idle

Always look on the bright side of life, dada, dada-dada-dada

Always look on the bright side of life.. --Monty Python song

Always look on the bright side of life...

Always look on the bright side of life...--Eric Idle

Always look on the bright side of the life

Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2.

Always loses a little bit after its explained

Always lurk before you leap.

Always make allowances for the "duh" factor.

Always make stupid moves, it confuses your opponent

Always make your opponent think you know more than you really know

Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his boss

Always nice to see a smiling face 'round here

Always paddle your own canoe!!!

Always pee before a long car trip

Always pillage *BEFORE* you burn.

Always proof read carefully to see if you any words out

Always proofread. Get it rihgt!

Always pull up survey stakes. - George Hayduke

Always put the important before the merely urgent

Always put the important before the merely urgent.  Heinlein

Always put the important before the merely urgent. - L. Long

Always put the important before the merely urgent. -- Heinlein

Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.

Always question Authority.

Always question Authority; oft venal and rong

Always quote the Prime Directive before you break it

Always ready to die... or swim, in this case...   - Konnu

Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck!

Always rebooting? Get a '486...Do it faster!

Always rebooting? Get a PIII... Do it faster!

Always record your data; it indicates you have been doing something.

Always remember first rule of success in mathematics: Plagiarize! - Tom Lehrer

Always remember no matter where you go, there you are

Always remember that Congress isn't 100% Democrat.

Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.

Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass.<or does it?>

Always remember that a moving neutruno gathers no mass.

Always remember that it takes two to start a flamewar.

Always remember that it takes two to start a flamewar. -Jack Butler

Always remember that it's very important to plan ahead or you might run out of

Always remember that strength is obtained by meeting resistance

Always remember that the root word of "fandom" is "fanatic".

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

Always remember that you are unique Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.

Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters.

Always remember to Pillage BEFORE you burn..

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! <--@$#% dupe!

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12

Always remember to plunder & pillage BEFORE you burn.

Always remember to rape BEFORE you pillage

Always remember to rape and pillage BEFORE you burn!

Always remember to treat others as you would want to be treated.

Always remember where you came from so you can return.

Always remember you are not God.  You can make mistakes.

Always remember you are unique, just like everybody else

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else! - K. L Clark

Always remember, never forget... Uhh... what was I saying

Always remember, pillage *before* you burn.

Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.

Always remember, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

Always remember.  Your jet was made by the lowest bidder

Always remember:  Deputydogdogadingdangdepadepa

Always remember:  Shinola is the one that smells better.

Always remember:  You are probably wonderful!

Always remember:  you're unique, just like everyone else.

Always remember:  you're unique, just like everyone else.

Always remember: an Elemental is just a one ton mech!

Always remember: look before you leap!

Always remove a dead body from a house feet first.

Always remove hands from keyboard before typing Dblspace

Always remove hands from keyboard before typing WIN.COM

Always remove the last screw first.

Always riding the ragged edge of disaster

Always run from a knife and rush a gun.    -- Jimmy Hoffa

Always sail over deep waters wearing plate mail.

Always save money enough for one phone call and one use of a pay toilet.

Always save the last bullet for yourself.

Always say "Sorry" when you kill something. The spirits are watching

Always say "thank you" even if you don't mean it.

Always say grits because you can't eat just one.

Always say no and you'll never be married.

Always searching for LEADS!

Always searching for clues!

Always searching for someone with whom, however briefly, to forget

Always send the big guy for the money

Always sharpen your sleeping skills regularly

Always sharpening his sleeping skills.

Always smile.  It makes people wonder what you're up to.

Always smile....it makes people wonder!

Always something

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon.

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - old Jhereg saying

Always speak the truth and you'll never have to worry about your memory

Always stand near someone testing a new magic item

Always store beer and liberals in a dark place.

Always store beer and liberals in a dark place. -Typ. Conservative

Always store beer in a cool dark place.

Always store beer in a dark place.           - Heinlein

Always store beer in a dark place.  L. Long

Always store beer in a dark place. - Robert A. Heinlein

Always store beer in a dark place. -- Heinlein

Always store beer in a dark place. -- Lazarus Long

Always store beer in a dark place. --Heinlein.

Always store beer in a dark place. --L. Long.

Always store beer in a dark place... your stomach

Always stretch before kinky sex........be fit to be tied!

Always strive for excellence is the best attitude around

Always sweep the floor before engraving important messages.

Always swim nude.  Sharks hate to peel their food.

Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man.

Always take both skis off before hanging them up

Always take the time to evolve

Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Always take two Tylenol to bed with you.

Always take your Moderators in Moderation :)

Always tell her she is beautiful

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not

Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she isn't.

Always tell her she is beautiful.

Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't.  L. Long

Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she isn't. - Heinlein

Always tell her she's beautiful, especially if she's not.

Always tell her she's pretty, especially when she isn't

Always tell the truth   --& be ready to run like h*ll!

Always tell the truth ... unless something better is hand

Always tell the truth, even if you have to lie to do it

Always tell the truth...and be ready to run like hell!

Always tell the truth: that way, you don't need a perfect memory!

Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

Always the Freshest Ingredients Available

Always the bridegroom, never the bride

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits. -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

Always the same place in the end: another deadhouse. - DT II

Always there remain portions of our heart into which no one is able to enter, invite them as we may

Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last rotten idea. -- Seth Frankel

Always travelling in time, but never in time for dinner.

Always trust your sysop! He's not always right but he's Always RIGHT!

Always try to be a little kinder than is necessary.

Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!

Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that

Always try to drive so that your license will expire before you do

Always try to stop talking before people stop listening.

Always trying.

Always turn down a dinner invitation from a hungry cannibal.

Always up to its neck in hot water, the tea kettle continues to sing

Always use tasteful words, you may have to eat them later

Always use tasteful words.  You *may* have to eat them.

Always use your enemies hand to catch a snake.

Always wait for V 3.2005a, Release C of a program.

Always waiting for some Batman to save you! - BATMAN RETURNS

Always walk around when playing the bagpipes. A moving target is harder to hit

Always wear clean underwear in case you get hit by a

Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident

Always wear seatbelts when using Windoze - very prone to crash.

Always wear your seatbelt when in a car.

Always when I'm in the bath-o-scope - Joel

Always when I'm in the bathoscope... -- Joel Robinson

Always where you never expect it.  Always. -- Merlin

Always willing to learn!

Always willing to share my ignorance

Always with you it cannot be done.  Hear you nothing that I say?

Always write a lot more letters than you send.

Always yield to temptation - it may never pass your way again. - RAH

Always yield to temptation, it may never return.

Always yield to temptation- it may never pass your way again

Always. - 1992

Alzheimer advantage #34: you can hide your own Easter eggs

Alzheimer's Advantage: There are no television reruns.

Alzheimer's Club:  Meet the same new friend every day

Alzheimer's Club: Wear new clothes every day.

Alzheimer's Club: You get to hide your own Easter eggs!

Alzheimer's advantage #12:  You only have to own one book.

Alzheimer's advantage #15: New friends every day

Alzheimer's advantage #2: Hiding your own Easter eggs

Alzheimer's advantage - You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Alzheimer's advantage - You have new friends every day.

Alzheimer's advantage: You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Alzheimer's advantage: Your girlfriend doesn't remember your lies

Alzheimer's advantage: you only need to own one book.

Alzheimer's is great - you meet new people every day.

Alzheimer's is to brain as Windows is to multitasking.

Alzheimer's means always meeting new people

Alzheimer's means making new friends every day.

Alzheimer's puts a whole NEW twist on wife swapping.

Alzheimers advantage:  Liberal Democrats.

Alzheimers advantage:  New friends every day.

Alzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs

Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day.

Alzheimers is very ... ah ... umm ... I forget!

Alzheimers is very ah umm I forget!

Alzheimers is very...ah...uh...uh...um

Alzheimers isn't so bad! You get to hide your own Easter eggs

Am I FREE?! Of course not, you pay like everyone else!

Am I Happy Enough! - Ren.

Am I Marilyn Monroe?

Am I SHOPLIFTING?

Am I a Tagline?? I don't remember.

Am I a Timex?  oh, I'm out of time!

Am I a ZAPF Dingbat?  V^\_o^o_/^V

Am I a clown? Do I amuse you? - Good Fellas

Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves? - 1 Sam. 17:43

Am I a king or a breeding bull?   Charles Laughton

Am I a law-abiding gun owner?  Depends, what's the law today

Am I a law-abiding gun owner?  Hmmm, what is the law TODAY?

Am I a law-abiding gun owner?  Well, yes.  So far

Am I a law-abiding gun owner? Depends, what's the law today?

Am I a man dreaming I'm a butterfly; or a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?

Am I a naughty boy or sumptin?

Am I a prisoner here? -  Picard/Kamin

Am I a procrastinator? I think I'll answer that tomorrow.

Am I a tagline??  I don't remember

Am I a tagline??  I don't remember........

Am I accompanied by a PARENT or GUARDIAN?

Am I afraid of losing command to a computer? - Kirk

Am I ambivalent?  Well, yes and no

Am I an elephant? I'm gray and wrinkled!

Am I at Wit's End - or just stuck in my chair?

Am I being 'fey' enough? - Mike as wimpy villain

Am I being accused of something here? - Paris

Am I bothered by obscene thoughts? No, I *enjoy* them!

Am I bugging you?  GOOD!  Maybe now you'll THINK!

Am I bugging you?  GOOD! Maybe you'll think!!

Am I crazy to expect my deposit back

Am I crazy... Or is this tagline blinking?

Am I dancing, Doctor? - Data

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Am I disturbing you? - Beast.  Not yet. - Tigger

Am I disturbing you? - Frank. Not yet. - Margaret

Am I disturbing you? - Riker

Am I elected yet?

Am I ever wrong?... Marriages don't count. -- Al Calavicci

Am I experiencing widespread political corruption yet?

Am I free?  No, but I AM on special this week.

Am I getting taller, or is the room shrinking? - Col. Henry Blake

Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips?

Am I going overboard yet?

Am I going to die, doctor?  Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do.

Am I going too far yet?

Am I going too fast for you? - Garibaldi

Am I going up in value yet?

Am I gonna have to stare at *your* but the whole way?!

Am I grounded yet? - Zippy

Am I grounded yet? ... Am I having fun yet?

Am I half crazy, or half sane?  And do I really care?

Am I half crazy, or half sane? Inquiring minds want to know.

Am I hallucinating or something??

Am I happy or in misery? - Hendrix

Am I having a good day or what.

Am I having fun yet?

Am I having fun yet? - Zippy

Am I ignorant and apathetic?  Don't know and don't care

Am I ignorant or apathetic?  I don't know & I don't care!

Am I imagining this?

Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?

Am I in charge here?... No, but I"m full of ideas. -- Dr. Who

Am I in heaven here, or am I in hell?

Am I in heaven yet?  No, its just NASCAR Winston Cup!!!

Am I in the right family tree?

Am I in the right movie? - Mike

Am I in the right movie? -- Mike Nelson

Am I interrupting anything? - Ro Laren

Am I just out of luck here?  Should I switch to decaf? :-)

Am I just too stupid to realize stale insence old sweat lies lies lies

Am I killing time or is it killing me?

Am I lucid yet?

Am I making any sense here?

Am I making any sense here? Paris

Am I more terrifying than I am beautiful? -- Bora

Am I my Brother's Keeper - Cain

Am I my brother's keeper? - Genesis 3:19

Am I my brother's keeper?. -Old Testament, Genesis

Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be? - NIN

Am I on Candid Camera?

Am I on Candid Gamera? <cc>

Am I out of 'Reba'? Do I need more 'Reba'? - Tom

Am I out of `Reba'?  Do I need more `Reba'? -- Tom Servo

Am I overdoing this? - Mike on voodoo girl's accent

Am I overdoing this? -- Mike Nelson

Am I paranoid, or does this 'puter really hate me?

Am I pleased or frightened?

Am I pregnant? - Gypsy

Am I ranting?  I hope so.  My ranting gets raves.

Am I really seeking answers?

Am I really that submissive Julian? - Dax

Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?

Am I right, or am I right?  -the Singing Detective

Am I safe in assuming that's because of the weather?

Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?

Am I seeing things or is that a dragon? -- Skid Mark

Am I suppose to put something of interest here??

Am I supposed to be imagining this?

Am I supposed to be impressed?

Am I supposed to put something witty here?

Am I the ONLY one not phoning and driving simultaneously????

Am I the Victom or the Crime?

Am I the only one that didn't quite get that one?

Am I the only one who finds this funny? - Quark

Am I the only one who has had this thought????

Am I the only one who worked that out??? :)

Am I the only person up my tree - seems like it.

Am I the seagull or the clam? - Wally

Am I thinking what I'm thinking? - Mike as ditzy girl

Am I to go through life not knowing if I'm being understood?

Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats?

Am I to understand the Binars have stolen the Enterprise? - Picard

Am I to understand you want me to debunk the X - files project? - Scully

Am I too old ? Is it too late ? - Pink Floyd

Am I too self-conscious?  I have to keep asking myself

Am I tripping, Joel? -- Crow T. Robot

Am I who I think I am? - Dr. Freedman to Col. Flagg

Am I winning or losing? - Hawkeye

Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>

Am I wise, or otherwise? <grin>

Am I your woman? - Moreau-2 to Kirk

Am Only 43 But My Girlfriends Make Me Feel Like A Million

Am happy gradjoot ob Ming Wong Chu aSchool fo Berry Smaht Peepow!

Am returning lost brain, too small to wander on its own.

AmNet - THE Amiga Network! for more info freq "AMNET" anytime

Ama ljudi! Sta sam vam ja skrivio ?  smrc

Amand's Law of Management:  Everyone you need is always someplace else.

Amanda Hugginkiss? Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

Amanda: "Oh, that's not a dirty word!"

Amanda: Mom, dad, this is Q. I'm running away to live in sin with him.

Amanda: Truth or dare, Q. Are you a virgin?   Q: Yes.

Amanda: Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force

Amar Nayim from the half-way line!

Amass, Armada, Ammo

Amateur Explorer - busy getting lost & found

Amateur Gynecologists are never sued for malpractice

Amateur Hour - That 60 minutes after the bars close.

Amateur Radio Operators have Extra Class!

Amateur Radio Station N1JMC  West Warwick, RI

Amateur Radio for the 24th Century * KD4INR *

Amateur Radio... it isn't for everybody

Amateur Radio: Gateway to digital communications

Amateur Radio; A natural resource

Amateur Radio; a national resource

Amateur Time Lord

Amateur electrician:  the crispy thing hanging from the ceiling.

Amateur geologists take limestone for granite

Amateur gynecologist Honk for free exam.

Amateur hour:  That 60 minutes after the bars close...

Amateur programmers are dangerous to your data.

Amateur radio operators DO IT with frequency

Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.

Amateur!  Lie down before you hurt yourself

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Amateurs hope.  Professionals work. - Garson Kanin

Amateurs hope.  Professionals work. - Garson Kanin

Amathaphobia - A fear of dust

Amaze your friends - Run Front Door under Windows!

Amaze your friends! Confuse your enemies!

Amaze-A-Vole, Ltd.

Amazing Alphabet!  - By E. F. Gee

Amazing Crazed Whale from Redwood City

Amazing God would waste skin on trash like that

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound

Amazing Pathological Ewok from L.A

Amazing Sex-Crazed Ewok from San Francisco

Amazing but true... Of all the forms of life ever to have existed on earth, 99% are believed to be now extinct

Amazing fact:  The Federal Government is exempt from most laws

Amazing fact: The Federal Gov't is exempt from most laws they pass

Amazing fact: The federal Government is exempt from most

Amazing how mad some people get when someone makes them think.

Amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired.

Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all

Amazing how things get simpler the older you get :-0

Amazing love! That Thou, my God, shouldst die for me!

Amazing mace, how sweet the sound, that flattened the wretch I hit

Amazing what alcohol does to a sence of humor.  Death bec

Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation

Amazing!  <clapping politely>  - Anna Steven

Amazing! 6 Away Team members beam down, then come back alive & unhurt!

Amazing! @TO@ can twist his neck--and tear his head right off!

Amazing! Have we finally achieved a bug free release?

Amazing!!!!

Amazing, Odo! You look just like Tracy Hemenover!

Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back. - George

Amazon Martian SysOps are the BEST!!!!

Ambasador @F; your logic escapes me. - Picard

Ambasador Sarek -- your holos are ready!

Ambassador Delenn is indisposed.  - Lennier, B5

Ambassador Delenn told me what happened. - Garibaldi

Ambassador Delenn, Do you perform Rishathra? PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!

Ambassador Kosh for Galactic Express: "Do..you..know..me.?.no...Good."

Ambassador have a safe trip home. - Picard

Ambassador, I'm willing to cut a deal with you. - Sheridan

Ambassador, are you alright? - Sisko

Ambassador, your logic escapes me - Picard

Ambassadors And Diplomatic Employees Posting In Alt.Flame

Ambassadors in the culture of resentment Newsday on Limbaugh & Stern

Ambidextrose:  Able to put sugar in coffee with both hands.

Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left

Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Ambidextrous: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left

Ambidextrous: able to put sugar in coffee with either hand

Ambidextrous? Does that mean you can write under water?

Ambiguity is an invariant

Ambiguity is scary!

Ambiguity is scary! -- Crow T. Robot

Ambiguity is the first refuge of the wrong

Ambiguity means telling the truth when you don't mean to

Ambition - a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Ambition and love are the wings of great deeds.

Ambition can creep as well as soar. -- Burke

Ambition destroys its possessor.

Ambition is OK, but it sure can get you into hard work!

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.  -- Charlie McCarthy

Ambition is the curse of the political class

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace.

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - J. Cowper Powys

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

Ambition should be made of 'STERNER' stuff - Julius Caesar

Ambition, n. - Desire to make something of oneself, such as a fool

Ambition, n: An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridicul%

Ambition: Not what man does but what he would do

Ambition: a poor excuse for not having sense to be lazy

Ambivalence ... or whatever

Ambivalence may or may not be my problem.

Ambivalence: My mother in law drives my Cadillac over a cliff.

Ambivalent?  Maybe I am and maybe I'm not

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no

Ambivalentiums - 586s sold by IBM.

Ambridge:  the place where dogs live on your roof. - Da

Ambulance Driving  - By Adam Muhway

Ambulance Driving: Adam Muhway*

Ambulance does NOT equal taxi!

Ambulance drivers come quicker.

Ambush?!  What a nasty way to put it!  -Kodachi

Ameboe leave no fossils.

Amelia Earhart didn't have Messenger.  You'll feel lost without it too.

Amen to that! - Crow

Amen!  Crack a tube!

Amen! Crack a tube - the Walamaloo Philosiphy Dept

Amen, praise the Lord, hallelujah, send money, my brethren.

Amen.  Pass the biscuits, please

Amen. Ah Women. Ah Wilderness. Aw NUTS!! - P.D.Q. Bach

Ameobas don't make motercycles and atomic bombs.

America & Liberalism: From High Steaks to Dire Straights

America - Nation of Nations; UK Kat's - Team of Teams!!

America - The land of the free and the Brave.

America - where we all have the right to remain deranged.

America 10 years ago or Canada today

America 10 years ago or Canada today - Tom on disco

America 10 years ago or Canada today.

America 10 years ago or Canada today... -- Tom Servo

America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant

America Held Hostage - Day 612

America Held Hostage! Psychopaths have taken control!

America Held Hostage: The Clinton Presidency

America On Line, Compuserve, Prodigy, etc. will dollar you to death!

America Online CDs: Put in toilet tank to conserve water

America Online CDs: Send 75,000 to Pepsi and demand a Lamborghini

America Online: now with as much bandwith as a telegraph.

America and Liberalism: From High Steaks to Dire Straights

America and her people first. Get US out of the UN

America borders on the Magnificent:  Canada!

America borders on the beautiful.  Canada.

America borders on the magnificent - Canada!

America borders on the magnificent -> Canada's Surrey Girl!

America borders on the magnificent:  CANADA!

America borders on the magnificent: Canada!

America borders the beautiful:  Canada!

America cannot be conquered, but it can be conned. - Travis T. Hip

America did not invent human rights, human Rights invented America

America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.  -- Oscar Wilde

America has no criminal class except her Congress. - Mark Twain

America has the wealthiest poor in the world

America held hostage

America held hostage

Americans are very frustrated, and they have every right to be. We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives. -Sen. John McCain [R-AZ], Feb. 28, 2007

An army of pacifists can be defeated by a single man with the will to fight.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

An enemy combatant in the war on alcohol

An enemy combatant in the war on alcohol

An enemy combatant in the war on alcohol

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.  --George Jean Nathan (1882-1958) Editor and drama critic 

And many parts of Iraq are stable now. But, of course, what we see on television is the one bombing a day that discourages everybody. --First Lady Laura Bush on  "Larry King Live"  Feb. 26, 2006

Any time the contents of your freezer become news, then you've done something very bad.  -- Jim Sutton

Any time the contents of your freezer become news, then you've done something very bad.  -- Jim Sutton

Any time the contents of your freezer become news, then you've done something very bad.  -- Jim Sutton

Any time the contents of your freezer become news, then you've done something very bad.  -- Jim Sutton

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.

Anyone who doesn't appreciate life should be shot.

Anything less than the best is a felony.

Are gag rags a good source of habits?

Aren't Republicans getting tired of shooting each other in the face?

Aren't Republicans getting tired of shooting each other in the face?

Aren't Republicans getting tired of shooting each other in the face?

Aren't Republicans getting tired of shooting each other in the face?

Aren't Republicans getting tired of shooting each other in the face?

Artikles that promote firearms or prostitution will be rejekted.

As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure. - Jacques Chirac, President of France

As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way. -Ralph Waldo Emerson, American writer and philosopher (1803-1882)

As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way. -Ralph Waldo Emerson, American writer and philosopher (1803-1882)

As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way. -Ralph Waldo Emerson, American writer and philosopher (1803-1882)

As they say on the farm ...that cow may chew a mean cud, but she'll never swallow.

As they say on the farm ...that ol boy may plow-up some mean compost, but he'll never plant anything in it.

As we say here in the eloquent state of Texas -- YeeHaahh!!

As we say here in the eloquent state of Texas -- YeeHaahh!!

As we say here in the eloquent state of Texas -- YeeHaahh!!

As we say here in the eloquent state of Texas -- YeeHaahh!!

As we say here in the eloquent state of Texas -- YeeHaahh!!

As we say here in the eloquent state of Texas -- YeeHaahh!!

Assume that being fat causes fake sugar consumption. Does it work the other way?

At Hotel California, death isn't the end. It's a new beginning.

At Hotel California, death isn't the end. It's a new beginning.

At Hotel California, death isn't the end. It's a new beginning.

At every birth a wave passes through the universe - The Talmud

At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn't know gave me anything. Even the people I know don't give me anything.  --George Wallace   

a request form so that i can apply as a worker under training

advice. for the journey ahead.

after these delicacies , do you stil feel hungry

aim low your bound to hit something

aim low your bound to hit something

always remember what you feel up.... you feel down

always remember what you feel up.... you feel down

always remember what you feel up.... you feel down

always remember what you feel up.... you feel down

andygibson-@hotmail.co.uk

anything can be done