A table of contents has no drawers.
A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy. - Albert Einstein
A tachyon is a gluon that's not completely dry
A taco will never make a scene because there are other tacos in the refrigerator
A tactical ploy. To insult us both, no doubt. -Chmee: Niven
A tag line is like a bungie on a jumper because ___________?
A tagline a day keeps the doctor away.
A tagline at this point is not even needed, just Mega Dittos
A tagline at this point is not needed
A tagline at this point is not needed, Mega Dittos
A tagline at this point is not needed.
A tagline at this point would be irrelevant, right?
A tagline by any other name
A tagline by any other name is not as funny
A tagline by any other name would still be just as stupid
A tagline goes where?
A tagline has got to know its limitations
A tagline has got to know its limitations. - Dirty Harry
A tagline is a short sentence based on long experience
A tagline is a snippet of reality
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste
A tagline is like a government. Takes up space, no known function
A tagline is merely a quotation without the quoter.
A tagline is not meant to funny, but thought provoking
A tagline is your last chance to piss someone off
A tagline says more about you than cash ever can!
A tagline should really have a content better than this
A tagline that flies in heaven't sweetest air. --Tagspeare
A tagline thief's best friend: A great sort program
A tagline thief's best friend: Other tagline thieves!
A tagline worth stealing is worth working for
A tagline! A most palpable tagline! -- Tagspeare
A tagline, a tagline, my kingdom for a tagline!
A tagline, a tagline, my kingdom for a tagline! -Tagspeare
A tagline-the last chance to piss someone off
A tagline? Then is Doomsday near? -- Tagspeare
A tailor tucks up frills. Dr. Bashir
A talent which does not daily increase,daily diminishes
A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you
A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
A tank that can't shoot is merely an 80-ton portable radio.
A tape drive is like a tape worm; it just keeps on eating.
A tatoo artist has designs on his clients.
A tautologically redundant plethora of surplusage.
A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
A tax that's labeled temporary will celebrate its centenary.
A taxi driver is a man who drives away customers.
A taxpayer is one who does not have to pass a Civil Servi
A taxpayer is one who does not have to pass a Civil Service examination to work for the Government
A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil service exam in order to work for the government
A teabag short of a pot.
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. Henry Adams (1838-1918)
A teacher is born every day - use condoms!
A teacher is but the student who shares his knowledge.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner, British film director
A team. Joined together at the hip! ... Q to Vash
A teapot with a cracked lid.
A teaspoon of kisses and a half a cup of squeeze
A tech's work is never done
A technician will be on the line shortly
A technique is a trick that works!
A technique is a trick that works. - Gian- Carlo Rota
A technique to stay awake in boring meetings - imagine everyone talking as animals, taking notes,,,
A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.
A teddy bear by any other name is just as cuddly.
A teddy bear?! - McCoy
A teenage male can *DO IT* every 20 minutes! It's true!
A teetotaler makes the worst drunkard.
A teleporter! Is there ALWAYS a teleporter?
A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do better. -Fred Allen
A temper is a valuable possession; don't lose it
A temper is a valuable possession; don't lose it
A ten-gallon hat really holds only three-fourths of a gallon
A term of years ought to be certain and determinate
A termite walked into a bar and asked "Is the bartender here "
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Bar tender?"
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bar tender?"
A terrible anger, hard to cure, exists when those who have loved each other clash in strife. - Euripides, from Medea
A terrible mind is a thing to waste.
A terrible mind is an opinion
A terrible thing happened again last night - nothing.
A terrible thing happened to me last night--nothing
A terrible thing is a wasted mind
A test in a Dairy Queen on another planet ?
A test of a good religion is whether you can joke about it. - Chesterton
A test will be given on file contents: Room 708, *Tagline Court*.
A test-tube baby is in a glass by itself
A text taken out of context is a pretext -- Mitch Bond
A theater manager is always ready, Tanya! Shanda
A theme park near Paris makes the revenues go down
A theorist right once in ten is a hero; an observer wrong that often is a bum
A theory is better than its explanation. -- Woodward
A theory must be tempered with reality. Nehru
A thesaurus is a dinosaur named Roget with a big vocabula
A thesaurus is a dinosaur named Roget with an excellent vocabulary
A thesaurus is not a dinosaur named Roget with a big vocabulary.
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
A thick skin is a gift from God - Bill Clinton
A thick skin is a gift from God - Bill Clinton...How bout THICK HEAD?
A thief believes that everybody steals.
A thief is never sur-<trapdoor>-ppprrriiissseeeeddd! -- Finieous
A thing adjudged makes what was crooked straight
A thing adjudged makes what was straight, crooked
A thing adjudged makes what was white, black; what was black, white
A thing adjudged must be taken for truth
A thing here more than a week is an heirloom. - Kender Proverb
A thing is named from its principal part
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. -- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. - Wilde
A thing not looked for is seldom found
A thing not worth doing is worth not doing well.
A thing of beauty is a great expense
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever: Its loveliness increases; it will never Pass into nothingness. - John Keats
A thing of beauty is a joy forever, but ugly is more fun
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. (John Keats)
A thing of beauty is a joy forever... - Mulder (3x23)
A thing of beauty is a joy--until your wife wants to buy one like it
A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
A thing of beauty is worth the price
A thing of shreds and zatches.
A thing well said will be wit in all languages
A thing well said will be wit in all languages. -- Dryden
A thing which has no effect in law, is not an impediment
A thing worth doing well is worth doing slow
A thing worth doing well is worth doing slow. - Gypsy Rose Lee.
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - W. C. Fields
A thing worth having is worth cheating for.
A thing, to be brought to judgment, must be certain or definite
A thing, to be sold, must be certain or definite
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
A thought for today is more than I can handle
A thought is a thought I thought until I thought
A thought struck me once and I've been unconscious ever since
A thousand blessings on your big toe!
A thousand compromises do not equal a victory
A thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean: A good start.
A thousand masks in a thousand mirrors
A thousand misty riders fly by high up once upon a time -Floyd
A thousand pardons
A thousand pardons Grasshopper
A thousand pardons...
A thousand pictures are worth a million words
A thousand points of light: A convention of Organians
A thousand shirtless drunk guys in rainbow wigs
A thousand stars do not equal the light of one moon.
A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully.
A thousand thanks, monsieur, said Tom mercifully
A three day filing extension will automatically be granted in the event of a global thermonuclear war. (IRS)
A three thousand year old childproof cap?
A three thousand year old childproof cap? -- Crow T. Robot
A threefold cord is not easily broken -- Ecclesiastes 4:12
A thrifty housewife always peels potatoes twice.
A thrill a day keeps the chill away
A thrill comparable to the cleaning the oven
A thrill comparable to the making of hash-browns... - Mutant Raccoon
A thrilling romantic comedy that show how you can spy out second chances.
A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance. -- Mallarme
A throw of the dice will never eliminate Chance. -- Mallarme
A thunderstorm is Nature's way of saying "Up yours!"
A thunderstorm isn't as bad as it looks. It's much worse
A tidal wave of avalanche proportions.
A tiger never returns to his prey he did not finish off. - Chinese Proverb
A tiger? In Africa?
A time for raging keggers, and voices lifted high in filk
A time for this and a time for that, now a time to BBS
A time to be born; a time to die. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to break down, and a time to build up
A time to break down, and a time to build up. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to cook; a time to nuke leftovers - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to kill, and a time to heal. - Ecclesiastes 3:3
A time to mourn, and a time to dance. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted.
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which was planted. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to weep, and a time to laugh. - Ecclesiastes 3:1
A time to write a Tagline, a time to steal a Tagline
A time to write a recipe, a time to snag a recipe
A time when Roy Thinnes' agent returned his calls - Crow
A time will come soon when you'll lose all control of your body.
A tiny dancer...a vision of me do I send
A tire factory is nothing more than a tread mill.
A tired kangaroo is out of bounds.
A tiskek, A tasket, A condom or a Casket
A tisket, a Bobbitt, she hacked it off and lobbed it.
A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket
A tisket, a tasket, a tagline for your basket
A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.
A toast -- To a kinder gentler echo
A toast ... to absent friends ... to absent friends
A toast to absent friends. -- Frank N. Furter
A toast to bread, for without bread, there could be no toast.
A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice-versa
A toast to the most bloated program ever written: Win'95!
A toast.... to a kinder gentler echo
A toast.... to absent friends.
A toast...to absent friends. -Dr. Frank N. Furter
A toaster? Not Lucille! She's got 4 toast bays - Tom
A toe is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A tongue sharp enough to deflate a steel belted radial
A tongue, like a race horse, generally runs faster the less weight it carries
A too short mini skirt leaves a definite end in view
A toothache of a man. - Jim Hightower on George Bush
A top secret military base
A torn book is better than a never touched book.
A torpedoed cathedral sinks rapidly into the earth.
A tortoise playing football would be an anomaly
A toss across the room usually fixes the problem.
A toss of the coin. The only true justice. - Two-Face
A total lack of ambition is the kind of thing that can last a lifetime
A totally inadequate tagline for this situation.
A tower short of a castle.
A town so small, they could mail trash to the dump.
A toyota backwards is still a toyota!
A traditional pumpkin pie, garnished with kid's small fingerprints.
A traffic jam at the congress intersection - Tom sings
A traffic jam at the congress intersection. -- Tom Servo
A traffic jam when you're already late. - Alanis Morissette, "Ironic"
A trailer's a trailer, even if it's a double-wide
A train is the only thing you can run away from when it's coming.
A train station is where the train stops
A train won't run on a torn up track.
A trainstation is a station where the train stops. What is a workstation ?
A traitor is everyone who does not agree with me. - George III
A traitor is punished, that by the death of one, all may not perish
A trampoline is for cunning stunts, a truncheon for apprehending criminals
A transistor is merely a nun after sex-change surgery
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first
A transporter is NOT a place for a twit filter
A tree falling can only be heard if someone is there.
A tree falls in the forest. It hits a LIbEral. He sues the tree
A tree falls. Hits Milli Vanilli. Someone else screams.
A tree farm is not a forest
A tree fell right in front of me in the forest, and I didn't hear it
A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it
A tree is good enough for a Beer.
A tree never hits an automobile (except in self-defense)
A tree never hits an car except in self-defence
A tree that grows too high attracts the attention of people with axes.
A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?<R. Reagan>
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene
A triangle will tell you that God is three-sided.
A triangle with an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle
A tribble a day keeps the Kilngons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingon well fed.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away.
A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed.
A tribble a day keeps the Trekkies away...or is it Trekkers now?
A trifle overpowering, isn't it? - 007 (Moonraker)
A trip in space ends on another planet; a trip in DoubleSpace ends in a crash!
A trip is what teaches you first-hand about the high cost of leaving
A trip of a thousand miles is usually routed through O'Hare.
A trip of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
A trip to the Post Office requires a bullet-proof vest
A truck backed through my windscreen into my wife's face.
A truck load of vibrators: Toys for twats
A true "tough guy" can fry bacon in the nude
A true Conservative isn't comfortable calling his computer a PC
A true Gentleman allways lets his lady cum first
A true Gentleman lets his lady ALWAYS come first
A true Klingon warrior does not steal taglines.
A true adman writes the prose and cons.
A true diplomat struts sitting down.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
A true friend is one who thinks you're a good egg even though you're half-cracked
A true friend is some one who knows all about you and still likes you
A true friend is someone who remembers your zip code
A true friend is the best possession.
A true friend knows who you are ... but likes you anyway.
A true friend knows who you are and likes you anyway
A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway.-R.Heinlein
A true friend walks in when everyone else leaves.
A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through
A true gentleman ALWAYS lets the lady cum first!
A true gentleman always lets his lady come first.
A true gentleman is one who is never intentionally rude. (O. Wilde)
A true gentleman: one who can hog the puck - but doesn't.
A true lady always swallows.
A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your successes. -Cullen Hightower, salesman and writer (1923- )
A true piece of history Scully, the very first X - File - Mulder
A true piece of history Scully, the very first X - File - Mulder
A true story with a happy ending!
A true subwofer makes the concrete shake beneath you
A truely wise man never plays leap frog with a Unicorn!
A truer sentiment has never been typed!
A truer sentiment has never been typed! - Gryphontamer
A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force.
A truly creative mind CAN overcome a formal education.
A truly evil DM uses a good eraser and amneasa spells.
A truly good DM uses a good eraser and spells of amnesia.
A truly great man never puts away the simplicity of a child. - Proverb
A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor. -- B. Franklin
A truly great wine should not leave you with a foam moustache.
A truly lazy person is never bored.
A truly superior pilot uses superior judgment to avoid situations needing their superior skills,,,
A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn
A truly wise man never argues with a Unicorn
A truly wise man never plays leap frog with a Unicorn!
A truly wise person knows that he knows not.
A truly wise person never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn
A trumpet is an instrument when it is not an elephant sound.
A truth is most convincingly hidden between two lies. - Deep Garak
A truth that's told with bad intent Beats all the lies you can invent. -- William Blake
A truth that's told with bad intent, beats all the lies you can invent
A truthful politician is like a fish that can't swim.
A truthful witness saves lives, but a false witness is deceitful
A tub of margarine, sent via InterFlora, is the perfect romantic gift for a girl who likes making sandwiches
A tuba is much larger than its name.
A tupperwear party! - Crow on opium den
A turkey roast is a foul ball
A twisted soul the mortar... despair the bricks
A twisting of language is unworthy of a judge
A twit, a flake..they're all the same to me
A two-hour daily allowance and a 28.8 Modem: Time is no problem!
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