A MAC makes a better paperweight.
A MARINE CAN STAND *ANYTHING*! -- Mr. Buzzcut
A MOTHER IS A LEPIDOPTERIST
A MOVIE: Life with the dull parts left out!
A Mac emulator under OS/2? You *are* sick! ;-)
A Macintosh : Something that SHOULD be eaten!
A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
A Macintosh is a very expensive Etch-a-Sketch
A Macintosh is an Etch-a-Sketch that you don't have to shake
A Macintosh is not truly portable until it is airborne.
A Macintosh is to a computer as an Edsel is to an automobile.
A Macintosh user
A Mage with a machine gun beats your three dragons.
A Magic Door! Why didn't you say? - Cat: Stasis Leak
A Magick Book that sticks with you: The VELCRONOMICON
A Man Without a GOD is Like a Fish Without a Bicycle
A Man of the 60s. A Child of the 80s.
A Man thinketh within his heart, so is he. - King Solomon
A Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down
A Marine can stand ANYTHING! - Buzzcut
A Marine counts to one by taking off his pants.
A Marine in a Volkswagen: Farfromthinkin.
A Marine saw a sign that said WET CEMENT -- So he did.
A Marine wanted a mink for his mom, he started screwing minks.
A Marshal of France Ridiculous! -- Picard
A Martini and Ecology Group: concerned people who like to drink a lot.
A Mature Day In My Life, by Barry Bonds
A McDonald's would be nice at the trailhead
A Meester, Wanna buy some dirty peekshurs of my seester?
A Memory Manager is something I need more than my computer
A Mess of Rushages
A Message From Our Sponsor TRAP000E ERRCD=0000 ERACC=** ERLIM=*****
A Metaphor is like a Simile
A Meteor is an example of a rock star.
A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
A MiG at your six is better than no MiG at all
A Million? That's Unfair
A Mime is a bright new original thought with an army
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste Dahmer
A Mind Without Books Is Like A Body Without A Soul
A Mississippi river boat captain might drive a Delta.
A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A Moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ know!
A Moderator's job is never done!
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his/her board
A Moderator's power ends at his/her echo
A Moderator's power ends at his/her echo. A sysop's ends at his/her board
A Moderator, Godzilla with a key board.
A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble!
A Monk, a Clone and a Ferrengi decided to go bowling
A Most Dangerous Thing - an Ensign with a map
A Most Dangerous Thing - an Ensign with a warp field experiment.
A Mother Goose/Oliver Stone production: "HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED"
A Mother Superior-ity complex - Mike
A Multi-Phrase tractor beam locked onto u. ^*#@$NO CARRIER
A Multi-Phrase tractor beam! But take it!
A Mystic asking for a hot-dog: "Make me one with everything
A NAVY flier's nightmare ... NO CARRIER
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A NEWBIE -- Hasn't had time to acquire `em;
A NICE arrangement for the Brekians. - Crusher
A NICE response to some NICE questions - NICE, isn't it?
A NON-TAGLINE TAGLINE
A NORMAL one that is!!! arrrgrggg) :)
A NOT those other three letters!!!*
A Native American might drive a Cherokee.
A Navy Pilot's worst nightmare: NO CARRIER
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
A Neep is for life, not just for Christmas
A Nest Isn't Empty Until All Their Stuff Is Out of the Attic
A New Ferengi Contraceptive: The Internal Metaphasic Shield for Women
A New Level, Of Confidence, And Power...--Pantera
A New Moon leads me to the woods of dreams, and I follow
A New PBS Special: Burrowing Trees of the Serengeti
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a
A New York City ordinance prohibits the shooting of rabbits from the rear of a Third Avenue street car -- if the car is in motion
A New York fitness expert has released an exercise book for nuns called, "Changing Habits: The Sister's Workout." The Vatican rejected the original title, "Nuns of Steel."" --Conan O'Brien
A New Zealander man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori
A New Zealander man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori
A Newfie's 5 happiest years: grade 3
A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.
A Nightmare On Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.
A Nihilist orders a hotdog: Make me one with nothing
A Nobel Peace Prize? I would KILL for one of those.
A Nobel Peace Prize? I'd kill for one of those.
A Norwegian is never truly happy unless he's cold, wet, and miserable
A Old Timer remembers when a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
A Old Timer remembers when baby sitters were called mothers.
A Old Timer remembers when: a baby was an addition and not a deduction.
A Old Timer remembers when: a coffee break was your lunch hour
A Old Timer remembers when: baby sitters were called mothers.
A Old Timer remembers when: coffee was a grind and paying for it was not
A Open Mind is a terrible thing to waste
A PARANOID IS A GUY WHO JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT'S GOING ON!
A PBS mind in an MTV world
A PC a day, keep the Apple away!
A PC is a terrible thing to waste : Linux !
A PC is for manipulation of data, not the manipulation of thought.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PC takes some of the guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A PC without a clock is like a modem without a phone
A PIII-900 is the only acceptable solution.
A PRO!! -Calvins @(#*$&$(# NO CAR
A PROGRAM is used to turn data into error messages.
A PROJECT ALWAYS expands to fill all your available memory. ÄEdsil Murphy
A PROJECT ALWAYS expands to fill your available memory
A Pagan Batman wears a Yewtility Belt
A Pagan a day makes for a healthy, happy dog. Save $ on dog food!
A Pagan family LIVES the love of the Lord and the Lady
A Pagan loves his autonomy like a glutton loves his lunch!
A Palm tree is a telephone pole in disguise
A Paluckoo a day keeps the loose BMs away.
A Paradox May be Paradoctored.
A Paradox? An Oxymoron? Can't decide? Then it's a Paradoxymoron.
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Partridge in a pear tree? Who's the wise guy? --Todd, SN
A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party
A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Wood Party. Ä M. Python
A Pastor's work is never done, it goes from Son to Risen Son
A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron.
A Pearl is a temple built by pain around a grain of sand.
A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight"
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam)
A Penny for your thoughts. - Q
A Penny four your thought, a Nickel for your kiss
A Penny saved is a Congressional oversight
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. Ben Franklin
A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's.
A Penny saved is not very much
A Pentium FDIV. You never know what you're gonna get
A Pentium is like a box of chocolates. - Forrest Intel
A Pentium makes 32 as many errors as a 486 in the same time.
A Pentium that runs at 4 mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows
A Pentium/200MHz, 64Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD... Now: C:\>WIN
A Philadelphia institution...kind of like Byberry.
A Philistine on the sidewalk. - Hobbes
A Philodox Child of Gaia talk about a walking redundancy
A Phul and my money will stay parted!!
A Picture Is Worth 100,000 Bytes.
A Place Called Joe's
A Place For A Wig - By Sonia Head
A Place Somewhere Downtown
A Plateau is the highest form of flattery.<p>
A Plumber Is Needed - By Rufus Leaking
A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimiliated rhythms and rhymes.
A Point in My Favor!
A Polaroid is a poor excuse for a light meter
A Police State is great... so long as you are the police
A Poor Man: One who has nothing but money
A Portable Hole holds a lot of beer.
A Presidency is a terrible thing to waste- Phil Gramm, Re: Clinton
A President cannot always be popular. Ä Harry S. Truman
A Proctologist is a brain surgeon for IRS agents
A Proctologist is a brain surgeon for federal agents
A Professional tagline production by Anderson.
A Professor is one who talks in someone esle's sleep. - W. H. Auden
A Pseudonym is a nym that is not your real nym.
A Puppy in the mouth is worth two in the office
A Puritan is one who is afraid that someone somewhere is having fun
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone s
A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere is having fun
A Pushwall is attempting to escape off the side of the map.
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