COOL TAGLINES FOR ORKUT & FACEBOOK START FROM C

C programmer run C programmer crash C programmer quit

CCITT: Can't Certify I Trust Telecom.

CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today

CD-WOM, Wead Onwy Memowy.

CEO of Dementia and Other Meaningless Entities.

CHIP: One California hi-way patrolman.

CODING: AN addictive Drug.

COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.

CRASH: Normal termination.

CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!

CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK: Stocktaking at a Bike shop

California raisins murdered: Cereal Killer suspected

Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE

Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

Can you find the mispelled word in hear?

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Can you say "Pervert", I thought you could.

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5.

Card-carrying member of the cultural elite.

Castration takes balls.

Catholic girls, they never confess.

Cause of crash: Inadvertent contact with the ground.

Caution: Contents under pressure

Caution: Hungry Dieter May bite if provoked

Caveat emptor, no deposit no return, do not remove.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Chernobyl used MACs

Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.

Choosy perverts choose GIF.

Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.

Christians do it with grace

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough.

Civilization - biggest syntax error in history!

Clark Kent is a transvestite.

Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.

Clinton is one Bill, George Bush can't veto...

Clones are people two.

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Closed Hearing for the Caption Impaired...

Cocaine -- the thinking man's Aspirin.

Cocaine isn't what it is cracked up to be.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Come back ya pansie! I'll bite yer legs off!

Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!

Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo!

Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense isn't...

Communism is like a mouth on a lollipop

Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence.

Computational Physicist and all around nice guy.

Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.

Computers All Wait at the Same Speed!

Computers Rule 01001111 01001011

Computers are useless; they can only give answers.

Computers run on faith, not electrons.

Condense soup, not books!

Condom - external storage

Condominiums are not effective birth control.

Conformity obstructs progress.

Confucius say too much.

Confucius say: I didn't say that!

Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy!

Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around.

Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.

Confuse People: Quote from the wrong message!

Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

Consolations, Consultations, Conflagrations.

Conspiracy: the opiate of the asses

Converse with any plankton lately?

Copyright the Intergalactic Thought Association

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Couldn't myself have better it said.

Count Dracula - your Bloody Mary is ready...

Cover your stump before you hump.

Crime does not pay...as well as politics.

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it.

Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister!