ORKUT TAGLINES PART 12

# I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

# If I said you have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?

# Push to test... Release to detonate.

# You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his. [General Patton]

# 'If I could do one thing with the world, I'd turn the entire human race into empaths. Make everybody feel everyone's pain. If we could all truly empathize with each other, there would be an immediate end to most human misery. Famines would stop as rich countries fall over themselves to send aid...'

# All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for enough good men to do nothing. [Edmund Burke]

# Suppose they held a war and nobody came?

# T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming?

# The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.

# There's a fine line between an attitude problem and thinking clearly.

# Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? [Jules Feiffer]

# Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS!

# I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

# If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

# If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up

# Cogito Ergo Spud. - I think therefore I yam.

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 11

# The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. [F. Scott Fitzgerald]

# There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics. [Benjamin Disraeli]

# Simplicity of character is the result of profound thought.

# If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

# Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. [Voltaire]

# Big Brother is watching [George Orwell: 1984]

# Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid. [John Wayne]

# Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others. [Christopher Columbus]

# Buy one for the price of two and get another one free!

# People don't see the world as it is, but as they are.

# A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. [R.A Heinlein: Notebook of Lazarus Long]

# The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart. [Helen Keller]

# What does not kill me makes me stronger. [Friedrich Nietzsche: Twilight of the Idols]

# A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]

# Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. [Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]

# You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" [George Bernard Shaw: Back to Methuselah]

# The difference between solitude and loneliness is the quality of the company we keep.

# Many ideas grow better when they are transplanted into another mind than the one where they sprang up. [Oliver Wendell Holmes]

# If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. [Isaac Newton]

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 10

# Please do not shoot the pianist; He is doing his best

# Fortune prefers the prepared mind

# I used to have a handle on life..but it fell off

# Man was born to live, not just to exist [Evel Knievel]

# Never miss a good chance to shut up.

# There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

# Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

# A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

# Science is everything we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else. [David Knuth]

# Zen meditation isn't what you think...

# Lady Astor: Winston, you are drunk.
Winston Churchill: Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober.

# And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your night-dress. [Basil Fawlty]

# (Left Wall) For toilet tennis, look right. (Right Wall) For toilet tennis, look left.

# On a posted sign: 'Bill Posters will be prosecuted!' and written next to it, 'Bill Posters is innocent! Let Bill Posters go!'

# I can bend minds with my spoon.

# 666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast.

# Nearly everything you read signed "from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth. [God]

# Pave the planet! One world. One people. One slab of asphalt.

# People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

# Principles for the Development of a Complete Mind : Study the science of art. Study the art of science. Develop your senses - especially learn how to see. Realise that everything connects to everything else. [Leonardo da Vinci]

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 9

# Ignorance is curable, stupidity is fatal.

# Life is short. Make fun of it.

# Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it. [Andre Gide]

# Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

# There is no end to the adventures we can have if we seek them with our eyes wide open. [Nehru]

# One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

# The customs of your tribe are not laws of nature [George Bernard Shaw]

# User Error: Replace user and press any key to continue.

# Zen master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything"

# "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

# Who is General Failure and why is he reading drive C?

# While the early bird may get the worm, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese [Dr Ray Sheldrake]

# The Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything... Forty-two [Douglas Adams - The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy]

# Life is a mystery to be lived, Not a problem to be solved

# One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parrallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim. [Henry Brook Adams - The Education of Henry Brook Adams]

# The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. [Herbert Agar - A Time for Greatness]

# Nothing is more Dangerous than an idea, when you have only one idea. [Emile Alain - Propos sur la religion]

# All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and in rights [Universal Declaration of Human Rights Article 1]

# Life is a sexually transmitted disease

# For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

# O God, if there be a God, save my soul, if I have a soul! [Anon - Prayer of a soldier before the Battle of Blenheim]

# We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. [The American Declaration of Independance 4 July 1776]

# The ultimate measure of a person is not where one stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where one stands at times of challenge and controversy.

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 8

# A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. [Thomas Fuller]

# The biggest sin of all is sitting on your ass. [Florynce Kennedy]

# One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. [Virginia Woolf]

# The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that you can become. [Harold Taylor]

# Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. [Lisa Hoffman]

# Falling madly in love, that's the secret of life. [Ray Bradbury]

# Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice. [Nora Roberts]

# A good man does not spy around for the black spots in others, but presses unswervingly on towards his mark. [Marcus Aurelius]

# The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. [Joseph Addison]

# The true object of all human life is play. [G K Chesterton]

# Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.

# The world is not to be put in order, the world is order incarnate. It is for us to put ourselves in unison with this order. [Henry Miller]

# I praise loudly. I blame softly. [Catherine the Great]

# Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. [Washington Irving]

# Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound. [Latin Proverb]

# All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher. [Lucretius]

# Be slow to fall into friendship, but when thou art in, continue firm and constant. [Socrates]

# We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. [Luciano de Crescenzo]

# Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. [Mother Teresa]

# Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause. [Victor Hugo]

# Courage is not the absence of fear. Courage is taking action in spite of fear.

# History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heart breaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats. [B C Forbes]

# Let us not be content to wait and see what will happen, but give us the determination to make the right things happen. [Peter Marshall]

# Nothing is as real as a dream. The world can change around you, but your dream will not. Responsibilities need not erase it. Duties need not obscure it. Because the dream is within you, no one can take it away. [Tom Clancy]

# I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 7

# The first time I saw you, I knew I loved you and you smiled because you knew. [Anon]

# I think that I could turn and live with the animals.. Not one of them is demented with the mania of owning things. [Walt Whitman]

# Hurry up please, it's time.

# If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? [William Shakespeare]

# History is written by the winners.

# No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it. [Charles Schulz]

# A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages [Tennessee Williams]

# A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. [Daniel Webster]

# Colourless green ideas sleep furiously. [Noam Chomsky]

# How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd
[Alexander Pope - Eloisa to Abelard]

# She stood there with nothing better to say, so she said she loved me

# while (!asleep()) sheep++;

# Any fool can know. The point is to understand. [Albert Einstein]

# We have enough youth. How about a Fountain of Smart?

# The highest form of wisdom is kindness. [Confucius]

# Hate something, change something, make something better. [Michael Russoff]

# The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. [Jules - Pulp Fiction]

# There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. [J.S. Bach]

# Like a leaf, humans are all different in appearance. But like leaves we are all on the same tree. Refugees are in our world and they share our dreams. [Angelina Jolie - Notes from My Travels]

# Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change  the world. Indeed it is the only thing that ever has. [Alan Durning]

# Speer's 1st Law of Proofreading: The visibility of an error is inversely proportional to the number of times you have looked at it.

# The wise are not wise because they make no mistakes. They are wise because they correct their mistakes as soon as they recognize them. [Orson Scott Card]

# Aoccdrnig to rseaerch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosnt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt thnig is that frist and lsat ltteer is in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we dnot raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

# How you look depends on where you go.

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ORKUT TAGLINES PART 6

# Die smiling, life is too important to take seriously

# Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

# A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. [Woody Allen]

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# "I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. [Lin Yutang]

# If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. [Henry David Thoreau]

# You know that it's love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams.

# Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. [Emily Kimbrough]

# To dream anything that you want to dream, that is the beauty of the human mind. To do anything that you want to do, that is the strength of the human will. To trust yourself, to test your limits, that is the courage to succeed. [Bernard Edmonds]

# Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.

# Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.

# Due to operational requirements and financial constraints the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off until further notice.

# Disclaimer: Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are transmission errors.

# A good pun is it's own reword..

# Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.

# In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. [Dr. Martin Luther King, JR]

# Truth never damages a cause that is just. [Mohandas Gandhi]

# The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into perpetuity by a nation's proverbs, fables, folk sayings and quotations. [William Feather]

# Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not. [Vaclav Havel]

# Within our dreams and aspirations we find our opportunities. [Sue Ebaugh]

# A person should not promise to give a child something and then not give it, because in that way the child learns to lie. [Babylonian Talmud]
#  Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time. [Stephen Swid]

# I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. [Confucius]

# The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. [Arnold H Glasow]

# Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.