ORKUT FACEBOOK TAGLINES PART 14

# Success is in the way you walk the paths of life each day.

It is in the little things you do, and in the things you say.

Success is not in getting rich, or rising to high fame.

It's not only in winning goals, which people all hope to claim.

Success is being big of heart and clean and broad in mind.

It's being faithful to your friends and to the strangers, kind.

It's in the children whom you love, and all they learn from you.

Success depends on character, and everything you do.

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# I've had this feeling of deja vue before.....

# This message may contain traces of nuts. Do not refreeze once thawed. No animals were hurt in the making of this production. Suitable for vegetarians.

# You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how. [Gone With the Wind]

# You know you've spent too much time on the computer when you spill milk and the first thing you think is, 'edit, undo.'

# Do the thing you fear and the death of fear is certain. [Emerson]

# Be the change you want to see in the world. [Mohandas Gandhi]

# Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you will help them become what they are capable of becoming. [Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]

# You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

# The world is so empty if one thinks only of mountains, rivers and cities; but to know someone here and there who thinks and feels with us, and though distant, is close to us in spirit - this makes the earth for us an inhabited garden. [Goethe]

# Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. [Henry Ford]

# Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. [William Shakespeare, Macbeth]

# Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well. [Aristotle]

# Anyone who doesn't make mistakes isn't trying hard enough. [Wess Roberts]

# It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile. [Garry Marshall]

# Well done, is better than well said. [Benjamin Franklin]

# You train people how to treat you by how you treat yourself. [Martin Rutte]

# My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. [Jim Valvano]

# A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.

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# If you can't stand solitude,..... maybe you bore others, too. [The Lion, Lions Club International]

# The reasonable man accomodates himself to the ways of the world. The unreasonable man attempts to get the world to accomodate itself to his ways. Progress depends on unreasonable men. [GB Shaw]

# Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am the master of my fate and captain of my soul. [D Hofstadter]

# A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. [Francis Bacon]

# Do you love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff that life is made of. [Benjamin Franklin]

# Its all very well being able to write a book, but can you waggle your ears ? [JM Barrie (author of Peter Pan) to HG Wells]

# I'm going crazy. Wanna come along?

# For this is Wisdom; to love, to live

To take what fate, or the Gods may give.

To ask no question, to make no prayer,

To kiss the lips and caress the hair,

Speed passion's ebb as you greet its flow

To have, - to hold - and - in time, - let go!

[Laurence Hope]

# I do not want a plain box, I want a sarcophagus With tigery stripes, and a face on it Round as the moon, to stare up. I want to be looking at them when they come Picking among the dumb minerals, the roots. I see them already-the pale, star-distance faces. Now they are nothing, they are not even babies. I imagine them without fathers or mothers, like the first gods. They will wonder if I was important. [Sylvia Plath: Last Words]

# Look for me by moonlight; Watch for me by moonlight; I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way! [Alfred Noyes: The Highwayman]

# Rest not! Life is sweeping by; go and dare before you die. Something mighty and sublime, leave behind to conquer time. [Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]

# Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. [William Shakespeare: Sonnet 18]

# This is the way the world ends not with a bang but a whimper. [TS Eliot: The Hollow Men]

# Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one. [Maria Lovell: Ingomar the Barbarian]

# All you touch and all you see, Is all your life will ever be. [Pink Floyd: Breathe]

# Man is what he believes [Anton Chekhov]

# A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not.

# A book is the only immortality.

# A rock ----->me<----- A hard place

# Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy

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# Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. [Owen Meredith: Last words of a sensitive second rate poet]

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# Veritas vos liberabit. - the truth will set you free.

# Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. [Frank Zappa]

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# Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

# Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

# Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

# Learning from your mistakes is smart, learning from the mistakes of others is wise.

# Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and you go well with Brie.

# Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

# Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.

# Believe me! The secret of reaping the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment from life is to live dangerously! [Nietzsche]

# May you live in interesting times, attract the attention of important people and may all of your dreams come true.

# I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying. [Woody Allen]

# I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it. [Groucho Marx]

# I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. [Anne Frank]

# Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it!

# Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. [Napoleon Bonaparte]

# Living in fear is the same as fear of living. Either way, you have no life.

# The trouble with doing something right the first time, is nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

# Absence makes the heart go wander.

# Love is friendship set on fire. [French Proverb]

# Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.

# Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

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# I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

# If I said you have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?

# Push to test... Release to detonate.

# You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his. [General Patton]

# 'If I could do one thing with the world, I'd turn the entire human race into empaths. Make everybody feel everyone's pain. If we could all truly empathize with each other, there would be an immediate end to most human misery. Famines would stop as rich countries fall over themselves to send aid...'

# All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for enough good men to do nothing. [Edmund Burke]

# Suppose they held a war and nobody came?

# T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming?

# The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.

# There's a fine line between an attitude problem and thinking clearly.

# Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? [Jules Feiffer]

# Give me some of that old-time Religion...HAIL ZEUS!

# I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

# If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

# If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up

# Cogito Ergo Spud. - I think therefore I yam.

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# The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. [F. Scott Fitzgerald]

# There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics. [Benjamin Disraeli]

# Simplicity of character is the result of profound thought.

# If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

# Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. [Voltaire]

# Big Brother is watching [George Orwell: 1984]

# Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid. [John Wayne]

# Nothing that results from human progress is achieved with unanimous consent. And those who are enlightened before the others are condemned to pursue that light in spite of others. [Christopher Columbus]

# Buy one for the price of two and get another one free!

# People don't see the world as it is, but as they are.

# A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. [R.A Heinlein: Notebook of Lazarus Long]

# The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart. [Helen Keller]

# What does not kill me makes me stronger. [Friedrich Nietzsche: Twilight of the Idols]

# A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]

# Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. [Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]

# You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" [George Bernard Shaw: Back to Methuselah]

# The difference between solitude and loneliness is the quality of the company we keep.

# Many ideas grow better when they are transplanted into another mind than the one where they sprang up. [Oliver Wendell Holmes]

# If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. [Isaac Newton]

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 10

# Please do not shoot the pianist; He is doing his best

# Fortune prefers the prepared mind

# I used to have a handle on life..but it fell off

# Man was born to live, not just to exist [Evel Knievel]

# Never miss a good chance to shut up.

# There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

# Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

# A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

# Science is everything we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else. [David Knuth]

# Zen meditation isn't what you think...

# Lady Astor: Winston, you are drunk.
Winston Churchill: Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober.

# And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your night-dress. [Basil Fawlty]

# (Left Wall) For toilet tennis, look right. (Right Wall) For toilet tennis, look left.

# On a posted sign: 'Bill Posters will be prosecuted!' and written next to it, 'Bill Posters is innocent! Let Bill Posters go!'

# I can bend minds with my spoon.

# 666A, 666B - Tenants of the beast.

# Nearly everything you read signed "from God" is just somebody putting their words in My mouth. [God]

# Pave the planet! One world. One people. One slab of asphalt.

# People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.

# Principles for the Development of a Complete Mind : Study the science of art. Study the art of science. Develop your senses - especially learn how to see. Realise that everything connects to everything else. [Leonardo da Vinci]

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# Ignorance is curable, stupidity is fatal.

# Life is short. Make fun of it.

# Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it. [Andre Gide]

# Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

# There is no end to the adventures we can have if we seek them with our eyes wide open. [Nehru]

# One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

# The customs of your tribe are not laws of nature [George Bernard Shaw]

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# Zen master to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything"

# "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"

# Who is General Failure and why is he reading drive C?

# While the early bird may get the worm, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese [Dr Ray Sheldrake]

# The Answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe and Everything... Forty-two [Douglas Adams - The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy]

# Life is a mystery to be lived, Not a problem to be solved

# One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parrallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim. [Henry Brook Adams - The Education of Henry Brook Adams]

# The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. [Herbert Agar - A Time for Greatness]

# Nothing is more Dangerous than an idea, when you have only one idea. [Emile Alain - Propos sur la religion]

# All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and in rights [Universal Declaration of Human Rights Article 1]

# Life is a sexually transmitted disease

# For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

# O God, if there be a God, save my soul, if I have a soul! [Anon - Prayer of a soldier before the Battle of Blenheim]

# We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. [The American Declaration of Independance 4 July 1776]

# The ultimate measure of a person is not where one stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where one stands at times of challenge and controversy.