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H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!

HAL 9000, you're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?

HARDWARE: n. The part you kick.

HEY YOU!!!!!!!!! STOP YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIC! HLLP I'M STUSCT IN BOOOZZZE WAREHUSE

Hackito ergo sum.

Hailing frequencies open, Captain.

Hams do it with frequency, till their gigahertz.

Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.

Happiness is a warm gun.

Happiness is a warm modem

Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip.

Happiness is...receiving YOUR posts!!!!

Hard work must have killed someone!

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

Harry Gant #33 - the Bandit's Last Run 1994

Has it ever rained cats and dogs?

Have Tardis, will travel.

Have an adequate day.

Have cursor, will curse.

Have you ever talked into an acoustic modem?

Have you seen Quasimoto? I have a hunch he's back!

Having two bathrooms ruins the capacity to co-operate.

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

He who Laughs, Lasts.

He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.

He who dies with the most access, wins.

He who dies with the most toys... is *still* DEAD!

He who hesitates is constipated.

He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.

He who hesitates.........miss'es out !!!

He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.

He who laughs last probably made a backup.

He who laughs, lasts.

He who let woman on top is fucking up.

He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.

He who lives by the sword laughs last.

He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

He who shouts the loudest has the floor.

He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.

He's dead, Jim. You take his phaser, I'll get his wallet

He's dim, Jed

Heads I win... DITTO tails

Hell Hath No Pizza.

Hell, if you understood everything I said, you'd be me!

Hello, I am part # !|* ||***| | * *** *| |||* |*

Help endangered species - adopt a KGB operative.

Help fight continental drift.

Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you!

Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!

Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.

Help! I've been stuck in here for years and years...

Here today, gaunt tomorrow.

Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone!

Hey! This is a morgue, not an amusement park!

Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch??!

Hey!! When in Doubt Whip it Out!!!!

Hey, shit happens!

Hi! I can't remember your name either.

Hindsight is always 20:20.

Hindsight is an exact science.

Hollow chocolate has no calories

Holy Smokes!...."the church is on fire!"

Honest! It's only a cold sore!

Honey, I'll be down in 10 minutes, I promise this time.

Honeymoon - the morning after the knot before.

Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.

Honeymoon: time between "I do" and "you'd better"

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Hors d'oeuvres--a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Housework done properly, can kill you

Houston! do you read.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do you get holy water?... Boil the hell out of it!

How do you pronounce my name? With reverence.

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog!

How does one expect the unexpected?

How long is a short story?

How long will a floating point operation float?

How many consultants will fit onto the head of a pin?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven.

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Humpty dumpty was pushed.

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.

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GET A HAIRCUT!

GODISNOWHERE

GURU: One who knows more jargon than you.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Gargle twice daily - see if your neck leaks.

General Failure reading John Dvorak

Genitalia is not an Italian airline.

Geoff, Brett and Todd...the BO-DYNASTY!!!

George Orwell was an optimist.

Get a powerful right arm: subscribe to Playboy.

Get behind early so you have plenty of time to catch up.

Get the facts first - you can distort them later!

Gimme back my face! You're getting it ugly.

Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.

Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler.

Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

Go Lemmings, Go!!!

Go ahead, make my.....GODDAM COMPUTER WORK RIGHT!!!!!

God I hate floppies.

God I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!

God does not play dice.

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

God invented women because sheep can't cook.

God is alive - he just doesn't want to get involved.

God is love... Love is blind... Ray Charles is God!

Going out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.

Going the speed of light is bad for your age.

Good day to let down old friends who need help.

Good girls go to heaven...but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!

Goodness has NOTHING to do with it.....

Gotta love me!

Gravity brings me down

Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sux.

Great minds travel in the same sewers.

Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works!

Grow your own dope... plant a man

Growing older is mandatory... growing up is optional!

Grub first, then ethics.

Gun Control means holding it in both hands.

Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target.

Guns don't kill people... death does.

Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE!

Guten TAG.

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F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenagers

FLOPPY DISK: Serious curvature of the spine.

FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

FORD: The Heartbreak of today's Chevrolet!

Fact is solidified opinion

Facts are stubborn things.

Fad: In one era and out the other.

Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen.

Familiarity breeds attempt

Familiarity breeds children.

Famous last words - Don't worry, I can handle it.

Famous last words - Icarus: Aaaahhhhhhhhh.

Famous last words - Jesus Christ: Father, beam me up.

Famous last words - Lion at the Circus of Rome: Burp..

Famous last words - You and what army?

Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!

Fat Wars: May the Sauce Be With You.

Fat person: Nutritional Overachiever

Fatal Error Using Mouse. Replace and Bury Operator.

Features should be discovered, not documented.

Felines... nothing more than felines...

Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. Wurks grate.

Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Find your aim in life, before you run out of ammunition

First thing you do is shoot all the lawyers

Fish and visitors stink in three days.

Flames to dev/null/here/is/a/quarter/now/go/buy/a/clue.

Flaming nuclear death to Smurfs

Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.

Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)

Folks who think they know it all bug those of us who do

Follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fools rush in where Fools have been before!

Fools rush in wherever lottery tickets are sold

For Sale: Slightly used message. Enquire within.

For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.

For sale, Toilet-seat cover. Barely used.

For the finest in brain candy.

Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!

Forget the computer! Where's my abacus??

Fortune vomits on my eiderdown yet again.

Four minus two is one and the same.

Free Nelson Mandela, while stocks last!

Free advice is worth what you pay for it

Freedom is just chaos with better lighting.

Friendly fire - ISN'T !

Friends are Friends, regardless of their baud rate!

Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.

Friendship is one soul in two bodies.

Funny, only sensible people agree with me.

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EMS: Enhanced Money Scam

ERROR 103: Dead mouse in hard drive.

EXPANSION SLOTS: The extra holes in your belt buckle.

Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body.

Eat Crap! 10 Trillion flies can't be wrong.

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy

Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks.

Ego Gratification through Violence

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Elevators smell different to midgets

Email me the rules, please!

Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.

Enjoy me, I may never pass this way again.

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Enter that again, just a little slower.

Eschew obfuscation.

Evangelists do more than lay people.

Every purchase has its price.

Every why hath a wherefore.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

Everything bows to success, even grammar.

Everything in our favor was against us.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Evil always triumphs over good, because good is STUPID!

Excellent time to become a missing person.

Excuse me while I dance a little jig of despair

Excuse me while I sharpen my tongue.

Experience: a name everyone gives to his mistakes.

Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon!

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D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia

D.A.M.M - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia.

DANGER! Computer store ahead, hide wallet!

DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.

DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law.

DEVICE=EXXON.SYS may mess up your environment

DILATE: To live longer.

DIODE: What happens to people who don't die young.

DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" );

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality

DO {nothing} WHILE (HearFromMe==0)

DOS 5.0 Yesterday's operating system, today!

DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse.

DOS-O-MANIA : Reboot is not kicking your computer again

DOS-O-MANIA : Root is not the book Alex Haley wrote.

DOWN WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean?

Dain Bramaged.

Dangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions.

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold.

Database administrators do it with their relations

Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.

Dawson's First Law: You don't have enough outlets.

Deaf, dumb, and blonde.

Death is 99 per cent fatal to laboratory rats.

Death is life's answer to the question 'Why?'

Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.

Death: to stop sinning suddenly.

Definition: pumpkin (v.): What people in Kentucky do.

Deflector shields just came on, Captain.

Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!

Democracy's GREAT! Even George Bush can chunder!

Democrats Call for Amnesty, Reduced Sentences Likely.

Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.

Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Dictator - a potato with a penis.

Did I just step on someone's toes again?

Did Tarzan love Cheetah or Jane? - Pictures at 11.

Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!

Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Digression is education.

Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.

Diplomacy is the ability to let someone else have your way.

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

Dirty tags and they're done dirt cheap.

Disclaimer: All opinions are not really opinions.

Disclaimer: Written by a highly caffeinated mammal.

Disks travel in packs.

Dislexics of the world, UNTIE!

Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball!

Do fish get thirsty?

Do not disturb. Already disturbed!

Do not fumble with a woman's logic.

Do not put statements in the negative form.

Do not remove this tagline under penalty of the law.

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Do the joke. Get the laugh. Move on.

Do vampires get AIDS?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Doctor Who for president

Doctor, my brain hurts!

Documentation is the castor oil of programming.

Does Bill Clinton think Elvis is alive?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Does the Enterprise use DOS v 2356.0?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the

Dogs crawl under Gates, software under Windows.

Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.

Don't ask me, I have intermittent memory loss

Don't ask me, I only work here.

Don't ask me, I'm making this up as I go!

Don't be a fool; Vulcanize your tool.

Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

Don't believe in miracles, expect them.

Don't buy furs, it takes trees to make protest signs.

Don't byte off more than you can multiplex.

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

Don't diet, download a virus to remove the FAT.

Don't do what I SAY, do what I mean!

Don't drink and drive - Smoke dope and fly home.

Don't drink water. Fish make love in it.

Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.

Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.

Don't just do something !!! Stand there !!!

Don't just stand there, scratch my back!

Don't just stand there...KNEEL!!

Don't let school interfere with your education.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

Don't mess with Murphy.

Don't play stupid with me! I'm better at it.

Don't press the keys so damned hard!

Don't read everything you believe.

Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour.

Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace.

Don't start with me. You know how I get.

Don't steal - the government hates competition..

Don't stop posting, a good laugh breaks up my day nicely

Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros.

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure...

Don't try to saw sawdust.

Don't use no double negatives.

Don't waste water. Pee on a friend.

Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo.

Down with categorical imperative!

Down with ignurance!

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing

Drilling for oil is boring.

Drink wet cement, and get completely stoned.

Dropped from my peeling lips like lousy fruit.

Dudley Moore is a phallic thimble.

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

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C programmer run C programmer crash C programmer quit

CCITT: Can't Certify I Trust Telecom.

CCITT: Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today

CD-WOM, Wead Onwy Memowy.

CEO of Dementia and Other Meaningless Entities.

CHIP: One California hi-way patrolman.

CODING: AN addictive Drug.

COMMAND: A suggestion made to a computer.

CRASH: Normal termination.

CRIME CONTROL: Fire a warning shot into his HEART!

CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK: Stocktaking at a Bike shop

California raisins murdered: Cereal Killer suspected

Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE

Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

Can you find the mispelled word in hear?

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Can you say "Pervert", I thought you could.

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5.

Card-carrying member of the cultural elite.

Castration takes balls.

Catholic girls, they never confess.

Cause of crash: Inadvertent contact with the ground.

Caution: Contents under pressure

Caution: Hungry Dieter May bite if provoked

Caveat emptor, no deposit no return, do not remove.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Chernobyl used MACs

Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators.

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire.

Choosy perverts choose GIF.

Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.

Christians do it with grace

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough.

Civilization - biggest syntax error in history!

Clark Kent is a transvestite.

Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get.

Clinton is one Bill, George Bush can't veto...

Clones are people two.

Close your eyes and press escape three times.

Closed Hearing for the Caption Impaired...

Cocaine -- the thinking man's Aspirin.

Cocaine isn't what it is cracked up to be.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Come back ya pansie! I'll bite yer legs off!

Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!

Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo!

Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense isn't...

Communism is like a mouth on a lollipop

Competence always contains the seeds of incompetence.

Computational Physicist and all around nice guy.

Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.

Computers All Wait at the Same Speed!

Computers Rule 01001111 01001011

Computers are useless; they can only give answers.

Computers run on faith, not electrons.

Condense soup, not books!

Condom - external storage

Condominiums are not effective birth control.

Conformity obstructs progress.

Confucius say too much.

Confucius say: I didn't say that!

Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy!

Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around.

Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.

Confuse People: Quote from the wrong message!

Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

Consolations, Consultations, Conflagrations.

Conspiracy: the opiate of the asses

Converse with any plankton lately?

Copyright the Intergalactic Thought Association

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Couldn't myself have better it said.

Count Dracula - your Bloody Mary is ready...

Cover your stump before you hump.

Crime does not pay...as well as politics.

Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?

Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it.

Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister!

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Bald: follicularly challenged.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers

Bigamy : one wife too many. Monogamy : same thing

Black Holes are Out of Sight

Blessed are the pessimists, they make backups!

Bliss *IS* ignorance

Blood is thicker than water, and tastier.

Bo Peep did it for the insurance.

Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.

Bonking with Barbie..

Borderline psychotic with hermit-like tendencies.

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Bored? Drive the speed limit... in your garage.

Born Again Virgin.

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Brain dysfunction detected....

Brain over - Insert coin

Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think.

Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69

Breathing may be hazardous to your health.

Britannia waives the rules.

Bug off, Banana Nose; Relieve mine eyes

Bugger me with a fish fork..

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Bugs, like coathangers, breed if unobserved.

Building Contractors, not to be confused with homemakers

Bullets speak louder than reason.

Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that's beautiful.

Bumper sticker on a hearse: I'd rather be breathing

Bungee Jumper? Catch you on the rebound.

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise

Bus error (Passengers dumped)

Bush wears a hat so he knows which end to wipe!

But my little voice TOLD me to do it!

But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?

But then again, I like cold toilet seats.

But what if I'm a figment of my OWN imagination?

Buy Land Now. It's Not Being Made Any More.