ORKUT ABOUT ME TAGLINES

I am much used to Orkut, then any other social networking sites and I have reasons for that.

Its nice design, less intrusive ads, useful communities etc.

I always wondered, why people would leave their profile page empty, when they have come to a social networking site. Usually they must be interested in knowing people, to introduce themselves, to interact with others. Now for all these a well written profile will be a compliment.

So I figured out some of the points to write a good profile. I am writing by keeping Orkut in my mind, but it applies to other social networking sites like FaceBook, MySpace, Twitter, Perfspot, Hi5, Bebo, Friendster,  minglebox etc.

1. Write what you feel.

2. Write about how you are(Caution: Care to be taken, because people may use this information to harm you). Write only those things which you don’t mind others knowing about you.

3. Don’t try to pretend over smart.

4 .Don’t try to write something more complex then what you actually are.

5. Don’t just copy and paste some poetry or sayings, unless it relates about you or your character, behavior etc.

6. Make it simple, make it straight forward.

7. Express yourself completely.

8. Don’t use bad words, it will surly harm your reputation. If it is inevitable, then use it like F*CK O*F. This simply shows that, you are forced to use it and are not actually willing to use such words. Use this at extreme cases. And it would be better to completely avoid such things.

9. Use similes, font formatting etc wherever required, to present things more lively.

10. Do not include many external links in About me section. It is better, if no links are placed. Because there is always an option called Webpage and wishlist in your Orkut profile for such things.

It is a very bad and spammy practice to put all your refferal links, affiliate links in your “About me” section.

11. Friends and friends of friends who visit your profile are more tend to read the complete profile, if it contains something real, unique to yourself and something more about what you feel.

12. Using bit of humor is always good.

13. And don’t use more humor, if you are a bit of serious guy/girl. Because it makes your profile look like fake.

15. Professional and personal things sharing in Profile pages depends upon individuals depending upon their purpose of signing up for that particular social networking site.

16. Choose the theme which you feel the best.Because, this also shows about what kind of stuffs(design) you like. And some people can guess about your psychology by seeing your choice of theme.

I personally love the default, clean, classic theme itself.

A month ego I had written “About me” in Orkut using all the above mentioned points in my mind. And I could see drastic changes in my friends(who use Orkut more and who had read my profile) behavior with me.

I could see that, they were more polite and more friendly. Now all of my friends know what makes me happy and what disappoints me. Now a days, life with my friends have become more easy, because by now they know everything about me, that I could never tell them directly. Many things will hurt friends, when told directly.

My profile content is displayed below. If you want to skip, then directly scroll down and continue reading. Lines have been put, to separate my profile content.

Here it goes:-

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about me:

My Parents call me NITIN.
And I am registered in my death certificate as..oh sorry,
in my birth certificate as NITIN.B

And I don’t know what people think of me..So what I can say is only “I DON’T CARE”, would you mind it? ..Again, I Don’t Care!

“I am a harmless Creature, until all my harmones work properly”.

I hate people who act over smart..

I take lot of time to adjust with anybody..might be a drawback of me.
I don’t underestimate anyone.
Misunderstanding has played appreciably great strocks in my life and I am crazier than that, because I enjoy it..
And I can forgive the person who kills me, but not the one who misused me.Now I know, you are thinking, what the hell this person might be of use??
The answer is, I also don’t know.But still I hate people who misuse me..now leave it.

I love to live with my friends and for friendship I don’t consider their any previous achievements. I love all those who feel comfortable with me and who make me feel comfortable with them…
And I never ever go behind any person(irrespective of their SEX) who don’t like my attitude and don’t want to be my friend..
I believe in GOD..I am optimistic.I am Moody.
I always think positive–> Which have never helped me to achieve anything, but still it has become a habit.
I forgive people soon, as I feel this life as too short and have no time to keep on proving others as wrong and we the only perfect!

I love innovative things.
I love to be Honest.

And one thing I have observed about myself is,I don’t go behind famous people, as it would be an extra burden to them. **I don’t like to disturb anybody**
I enjoy the company of people who are FREE.I too love to live freely!

I believe that people wont understand the importance of the other person until that person is found dead.
And I am not an important person,

can you guess Y ?

buddu….

because……………I am still alive.

I respect each and every person on this earth.

I Love each and every person on this earth..and in very rare cases people get confused about the colour of my love Love, Love, Love, Love,Love, Love…owfff I never knew that there are soo many colours to Love, when I was studying in Like(Like -> A place near Manglore,where I studied from 6th to 10th).What..what are you thinking?? — All these lines about Love is just a contribution or just a dedication from me to the upcoming Valentines Day and nothing serious in my life.

For those who doesn’t like me, I don’t have any comments, because its their life and I am no one to poke my nose..
And for those who hate me….hope I am not soooo bad(Anyway, its left to you).
I never think bad for anyone….etc!

One thing which I always want to tell all those people who want to hear from me is…please be original..Be how you are and never try to act as someone else.
Be proud of who you are and try to be yourself in most of the times.Don’t copy things from others.
Write about yourself 4m ur heart 2 ur profile.

I guess, you are my friend..because you read until here, soooo long.Do you know….Friendship isn’t about…whom you have known the Longest….who came 1st or who Cares the Best…Its all about Who came and Never Left.

And I have crises of such friends….but still as I said earlier, I am very much optimistic, and I am still in a hope that I will also get friends who will stay till the end, even when there is no use from me.

Hope this is the 1st time in my life after my 10th standard final exam, I am writing something sooo long.

Some times I feel that I have the ability to change every thing in this world, but luckily soon I realize that I wasn’t able to change myself since past 6 years!

I love animals a lot…..in zoo.But some of my friends prefer to live in Home.hahah..Oops,Sorry.I know, its a bad joke!

Please use below comment section to share some of the interesting points that we need to consider to write a good About me page, in any social networking site.

And Don’t forget to write a testimonial to me and increase my fan numbers, in Orkut!

BEST PROXY TOOL ULTRA SURF

By being a system admin I generally block all the unwanted sites that are not good for my organization like video sites, hacking sites and porn sites video consume bandwidth and . I do not block mail or social communication website because I believe IT people get time to connect with their friend and family just by these sites and they make them self available to organization up to 18 hours for continuous non ending deadlines.

Let’s talk about the proxy thing. Basically proxy is being used by people for generally 2 purposes only.

1)To access the blocked website (mostly used in school, college and offices.)

2)To hide your real identity (mostly used by advance computer user and surely the work that they are trying to do by this identity hiding is not legal surely )

Here I am going to explain things for first kind of user for accessing blocked content on office or School College. For this you need to have ultrasurf, its one of the best proxy tool that I have ever come to know. I have tried many proxy sites like www.hidemyass.com or www.anonyms .com or many more but those all were not 1/10^th of the ultrasurf. For using ultra surf you just need to take few steps and you are done with best proxy tool to access blocked content.

1) Download the ultra surf tool from here

2) Unzip it.

3) Run it.

4) Once it’s on if you use proxy servers to connect to internet go to its setting and give the proxy setting of your proxy server. If you do not need proxy server avoid this step.

5) If it’s getting working internet connection you are all set.

6) Give this proxy setting in your browser and you are done with it.

127.0.0.1 Port 9666

Things to remember

1) Do not speak too much with your colleagues else your system admin can take your system under scrutiny.

2) You should have a fare internet speed.

3) If you think you can cheat rapidshare with this I would say it just on luck if some one else is not downloading anything by ultrasurf you will able to download else not remember it’s a proxy and you are not the only person using it.

4) make sure your antivirus is good enough to detect any virus.

Hope it will give you complete access to your desired sites, I would recommend you for not to misuse it rest is your wish.

NEW ORKUT FACEBOOK TAGLINE PART 1

HERE ARE SOME NEW ORKUT & FACEBOOK TAGLINE FOR YOU.. ENJOY..

Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle

AD&D Famous Last Words: Well, I think that's the last of them...

A New Moon leads me to the woods of dreams, and I follow

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A miser is a fellow who lives within his income. He is also called a magician

A notoriously surly and boorish baseball umpire returns home

Bad breath is better than no breath

Beauty endures for only as long as it can be seen; goodness, beautiful today, will remain so tomorrow. - Sappho

Because the frogs don't listen - Crow

Battle of the Network Has-Beens - Crow

Conclusive studies have shown there are no answers

Captain, we are being hailed. Get out the umbrella

Cthulhu for President: tired of choosing the lesser of two evils?

Dear Teacher: Please excuse my son Joseph's absence on Friday as it was Ash Wednesday. Signed,^ My Mother

Do you dig my ditch ?! DO.. YOU.. DIG.. ? - The Tick

Don't even bother bringing up reality here

Don't drink water fish use it as a TOILET!

Every mother is a working mother.

Every woman should marry - and no man. - Disraeli

Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?<s.w.>

Everyone knows you steal my taglines!

Ehh ... we've evolved. - Ren

Fox the fox / rat on the rat / you can ape the ape / I know about that

For every activist, there is an equal and opposite reactionary.

File Not Found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.

Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall. - Francis Bacon

FORTH programmers do it from behind.

Geeze, what am I supposed to say to THAT?

HACKERS know all the right MOVs

Home of the Exploding Paluckoo - KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

I am Delenn of Borg: Resistance is not required, only assimilation

If money if the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

I need my butt kicked, too, but it would be an all-day job

Just remember, wherever you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Bonzai

Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight

Kelly þ I'll have to play with my switches and make it do

Kingdom Hall blown to Kingdom come. No witnesses!

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements

Look for yourself. - Dax

Last words: "I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised."

L.A. has 4 seasons. Fire, flood, earthquake, riot

Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]?"

Nice house not much furniture

Not with my tax money, you don't!!!

Oxymoron: Liberal scholar.

OOOPS DID'N MEAN TO PUSH THA@#$#%%$#$###$NO CARRIER

Old is needing a fire permit for your birthday cake.

Oh man, I feel like a total choad. - Stan, South Park

On Earth 200 years ago, I was a prince -- Khan

####Your Normally Politically In-Correct Tagline Has Been Deleted!####

drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up.)

* <- Tribble # <- Borg Tribble

Internal tagline browse function, add/delete/edit taglines.

<Search Master File for DREAM>

<a href=mailto:harold@atm.dal.ca>harold@atm…

* <- Tribble *.* <- Binary Tribble, discovered by WJC

<click> <click> <click> ERROR : GEdit out of unused taglines...

(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame @FN@?

Punctuation, n. - Rules to prevent using commas, which, aren't necessary

PHARMACOLOGISTS do it by prescription.

Q: What kind of a baby did the center have? A: A bouncing baby girl, of course

Q is for Q, the mischievous being

Quick! Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb is lit!

QUANTUM PHYSICIST do it on time.

Questions are the beginnings of wisdom. -- Worf

"They're my people, and I want to be with them." Odo

"Tractor beam." Kirk "We don't have a tractor beam." Harriman

"He's crazier than I am." - Klinger on Burns. "He's a major." - Radar

"I'll give you a hand." Torres

"Buh-buh-bother," sputtered Pooh, as @FN@'s urine hit his face

"I love each of my loaves." Mike Nelson

Remember when air was clean and sex was dirty ?

Rifles don't have mothers

ROA 41. Money talks, but having lots of it gets more attention.

Running a BBS... the ULTIMATE Online Game!

Rear Admirals give new meaning to gays in the military

Read message - not taglines !

She has sex, she has options; he has sex, he risks prison for life.

She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load... - Holly

Star Trek: Deep Space 90210

Spot is a CHIEF PET OFFICER.

Since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours. – Homer Simpson

Terrorist: Somebody who blows things up out of all proportion.

Thinks cellular phones are carbon-based life forms.

Tough talk from a man who gets his underwear from a plastic egg

Unable to locate God -- Brobeck damned for eternity!

URA Redneck if you weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.

Vampire + Werewolf = Fur coat that sticks to your neck.

What profits a man should he gain the world, but lose his Anna?

WARNING: I am carrying a concealed broadsword.

XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

XC: Log entry for pilots who leave & return to pattern

X-Windows is a term

HOW TO BLOCK SITES IN FIREFOX

LeechBlock is a simple productivity tool designed to block those time-wasting sites that can suck the life out of your working day. All you need to do is specify which sites to block and when to block them.

 

 

LeechBlock is a simple productivity tool designed to block those time-wasting sites that can suck the life out of your working day. All you need to do is specify which sites to block and when to block them.

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Add-on Information for LeechBlock

Updated
March 26, 2010

Website
http://www.proginosko.com/leechblock.html

Works with
Firefox 2.0 - 3.6.*

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LeechBlock is a simple productivity tool designed to block those time-wasting sites that can suck the life out of your working day. (You know: the ones that rhyme with 'Blue Cube', 'Pie Face', 'Space Hook', 'Hash Pot', 'Sticky Media', and the like.) All you need to do is specify which sites to block and when to block them.
You can specify up to six sets of sites to block, with different times and days for each set. You can block sites within fixed time periods (e.g., between 9am and 5pm), after a time limit (e.g., 10 minutes in every hour), or with a combination of time periods and time limit (e.g., 10 minutes in every hour between 9am and 5pm). You can also set a password for access to the extension options, just to slow you down in moments of weakness!
The sites to block can be specified using wildcards (e.g., *.somesite.com) and exceptions (e.g., +allowme.somesite.com).
LeechBlock also keeps track of the total amount of time you have spent browsing the sites in each block set.
For more information and latest version, go to: http://www.proginosko.com/leechblock.html
For usage examples, go to: http://www.proginosko.com/leechblock_examples.html

For answers to frequently asked questions, go to: http://www.proginosko.com/leechblock_faq.html
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HISTORY LOACTION IN XP

ICON LOCATION IN XP

c:\windows\system32\shell.dll or shell32.dll

IE HISTORY LOCATIONIN XP

C:\documents and settings\myusername\Local Settings\History.

XP HISTORY LOCATION

C:\documents and settings\{ your user name}\local settings\History

Remove the My Documents Folder from the Start menu

Remove the My Documents Folder from the Start menu

If you do not want to display My Documents on the Start menu, follow these steps:

1. Right-click Start, and then click Properties. Or, if the Start menu is already displayed, right-click an empty area of the Start menu, and then click Properties.
2. Click Customize.
3. Click the Advanced tab.
4. In the Start menu items list, under My Documents, click Don't display this item, and then click OK twice.
   The next time you click Start, the My Documents folder is no longer displayed on the Start menu.

NOTE: Removing the My Documents folder from the Start menu does not remove the files stored in the target location of the My Documents folder.

Change the Default Location of the My Documents Folder

Change the Default Location of the My Documents Folder

To change the default location of the My Documents folder, follow these steps:

1. Click Start, and then point to My Documents.
2. Right-click My Documents, and then click Properties.
3. Click the Target tab.
4. In the Target box, do one of the following:
   • Type the path to the folder location that you want, and then click OK. For example, D:\My Stuff.
     If the folder does not exist, the Create Message dialog box is displayed. Click Yes to create the folder, and then click OK.
     -or-
   • Click Move, click the folder in which to store your documents, and then click OK twice.
     If you need to create a new folder, click Make New Folder. Type a name for the folder, and then click OK twice.
5. In the Move Documents box, click Yes to move your documents to the new location, or click No to leave your documents in the original location.

Restore the My Documents Folder to Its Default Location

To restore the My Documents folder to its default location, follow these steps:

1. Click Start, and then point to My Documents.
2. Right-click My Documents, and then click Properties.
3. Click Restore Default, and then click OK.
4. In the Move Documents box, click Yes to move your documents to the new location, or click No to leave your documents in the original location.