Tuesday, July 6, 2010

ORKUT TAGLINES COOL COOL

If you understand it, it is obsolete.

There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us...

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

If you want to be well liked, never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.

It works better if you plug it in.

They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.

There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us...

Love your country but never trust its government.

Love and marriage go together like horse and carriage...

You can't scare me. I drive a school bus!

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Dont hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

NEW ORKUT TAGLINE , LOVE ORKTU TAGLINES

1.
The man of substance
Graviera Suitings
2.
The first indian suiting ever worn come from gwalior
Gwalior Suitings
3.
You've come a long way baby
Virginia Slim Cigarettes
4.
Gateway of india to the world
Vsnl
5.
Balanced nutrition.great taste
Bournvita
6.
Think different
Apple Computers
7.
Desh ki dhadkan
Hero Honda
8.
Definitely male
Bajaj Pulsar
9.
Emotionally yours
Air Sahara
10.
A great way to fly
Singapore Airlines
11.
Smooth as silk
Thai Airlines
12.
Peace of mind.guaranteed.
Godrej Locks
13.
Enter a better life
Cholamandalam Insurance
14.
The software that manages e- Business
Computer Associates
15.
Applying thought
Wipro
16.
The document company
Xerox
17.
Enter a different world
Harrod's Retailers,London
18.
A world of home appliances
Pai International
19.
The power on your side
Alliance Insurance
20.
Fill in your ambition
Jobsahead.Com
21.
Let's make things better
Philips
22.
From india to the world.and to you
Honda Dio
23.
Expand your life
Lg
24.
Breathe easy
Bluestar Airconditioner
25.
Breathe healthy
Lg Airconditioner
26.
Connecting india
Bsnl
27.
Intelligence everywhere
Motorola
28.
Connecting people
Nokia
29.
We know india better
Lic
30.
With you all the way
Sbi
31.
Putting news first
Bbc
32.
Profit from it
Cnbc Tv18
33.
Tomarrow is mine
Reebok
34.
Cook food.serve love.
Bharat Gas
35.
Pure for sure
Bharat Petroleum
36.
Just do it
Nike
37.
Invent
Hewlett Packard
38.
One world, one fabric
J.Hampstead Suitings
39.
The complete man
Raymonds Suitings
40.
Your potential.our passion.
Microsoft
41.
Keeps you cool,calm and connected
Roltanet
42.
Build a better life around us
Central Bank Of India
43.
Khelo india,khelo?
Playwin
44.
Achtung baby
Opel Corsa
45.
Your new experience of motoring
Toyota
46.
Power dressing
Van Heusen Shirtings
47.
Where india shops
Pantaloons Retailers
48.
Our dream is world without poverty
The World Bank
49.
Hardware.for tough souls
Allen Cooper Shoes
50.
Future full of energy
Hindustan Petroleum
51.
Software powers the internet
Oracle Corporation
52.
Transporting goods.transforming lives
The Shipping Corporation Of India
53.
The network is the computer
Sun Microsystems
54.
When style matters
Herohonda Passion
55.
More smiles per hour
Tvs Victor
56.
Whatever it takes
Tata Infotech Education
57.
We change lives
Aptech Education
58.
Fire your imaginations
Suzuki Fiero
59.
Made for each other
Wills Cigarettes
60.
When you're sure
Business Standard
61.
The reliable airline
Klm (Dutch)
62.
Inspiring connections
Intelsat
63.
Touch the perfection
Toyota Camry Debut
64.
Creating customer vaue
Rabo Bank India
65.
Going beyond expectations
Malasia Airlines
66.
Not just couriers.but business partners.
First Flight Couriers
67.
The world's finest car audio systems
Blaupunkt
68.
Making the internet work for you
Satyam Infoway(Sify)
69.
Creating better futures
Amp Sanmar Insurance
70.
Makes it possible
Mak Lubricants
71.
The name inspires trust
Birla Sunlife Mutual Fund
72.
Continuing a tradition of trust
Hdfc Mutual Fund
73.
Adding life to insurance
Ing Vysya
74.
Opening new doors
Picopeta Simputers
75.
It's time to rewrite
Amida Simputer
76.
Computer education with the global edge
I.I.H.T
77.
Play the game
Businessworld
78.
Making sense of india
India Today
79.
Fly the good times
Kingfisher Beer
80.
Inspiring confidence
Bajaj
81.
Your nearest phone
Spice Telecom
82.
The world at your feet
Bata Footware
83.
Move ahead
Add Pens
84.
Roz zeeto
Lucky 3 Lottery
85.
Sensible shoes for sensible people
Khadims Shoes
86.
The taste that gets you started
Nescafe
87.
Driven by intelligence
Opel Vectra
88.
Imaging across networks
Canon Printers
89.
Leading world with colours
Canon Cameras
90.
The future of automobile
Mercedes Benz
91.
Dreams made real
Agilent Technologies
92.
The magazine of the corporate world
Business India
93.
Welcome to the real world
Sony Wega Tv
94.
The power of dreams
Honda
95.
Building networks for people
D- Link
96.
Power to empower
Surat Electricity Company Ltd.
97.
Enduring value for the shareholder, for the nation
Itc
98.
Better ideas.better life.
Amway
99.
When style matters
Hero Honda Passion
100.
For managing tomorrow
Business Today
101.
Nobody delivers kerala better
Malayala Manorama
102.
Looks formal.feels casuals.
Tibre Trousers
103.
Gas & beyond
Gas Authority Of India Ltd(Gail)
104.
Inspired
Mahindra
105.
Commerce.synchronised.
Ups Logistics
106.
Touching lives
Glaxo Smithkline
107.
Extending your enterprise.with expertise.
Sify Ip Vpn
108.
The world's most flexible,adaptable software
Peoplesoft
109.
Dare to dream
Bank Of Rajasthan Ltd.
110.
Revitalising rural india through urban support
Nabard
111.
Trusted family bank
Dena Bank
112.
First in service- best in banking
Andhra Bank
113.
Ideas for better living
Tangent Furniture Mall
114.
Get inspired
Samsung Slim
115.
Creating lasting impressions
Jk Paper Ltd
116.
Gesuine since 1937
Ray Ban
117.
There's no better way to fly
Lufthansa Airlines
118.
One for everyone
Cellone
119.
Cuts out the noise
Hp Cruise
120.
Born in japan.entertaining the world
Sansui
121.
Ideas for life
Panasonic
122.
Redifining fashion
Provogue
123.
Inspired by your needs
Kaff Appliances & Accessories
124.
The pulse of modern kitchen
Glen Appliances & Accessories
125.
Experience yourself
Tamilnadu Tourism
126.
Smart way to bank
Karur Vysya Bank
127.
A partner for life
Sbi Mutual Fund
128.
The solitaire boutique
Suryanash Diamonds
129.
The perfect experience
Jvc Consumer Electronics
130.
A diamond is forever
Sangini Diamond Jewellery
131.
The Diamond Destination
Orra Diamonds
132.
Making tomorrow brighter
Ongc
133.
Shaping your confidence
Vlcc
134.
Life is ticking
Timex
135.
World class kitchen appliances
Faber
136.
The world's local bank
Hsbc
137.
Style for every home
Durian Furniture
138.
The sunshine car
Santro Xing
139.
Realty news you can use
Times Property
140.
Your guide to the financial jungle
Sharekhan
141.
Super speciality homeopathy
Dr.Batra's
142.
The josh machine
Ford Icon
143.
Building managerial excellence
All India Management Association [Aima]
144.
Theatre of inspiration
Karnataka Tourism
145.
Where the past comes alive
The History Channel
146.
Express yourself
Airtel
147.
The positive power of capital
Actis
148.
See more
Asahi India
149.
Be>think>innovate>
Grundfos
150.
Front runner in gujarat
Divya Bhaskar
151.
Creating a world of your own
Somany Floor & Wall Tiles
152.
Nothing satisfies a woman more
Moods Condoms
153.
Serving to grow- growing to serve
Canara Bank
154.
The citi never sleeps
Citibank
155.
The smart way to find your life partner
Shaadi.Com
156.
Pure jewellery.pure joy
Tanishq
157.
The new sign of success
Mcdowell's Signature Whisky
158.
The sensible choice
Akai
159.
Enjoy for years to come
Sharp
160.
Brings out the romantic in you
Duroflex Mattresses
161.
Just relax
Classic Polo
162.
Metro fasion.retro prices
Megamart
163.
What you are made of?
Tag Heuer Watches
164.
Because you deserve the best
Kurl- On Mattresses
165.
Clothes with a twist
Stori
166.
Play a bigger game
Hyundai Elantra
167.
You just got to have it
Identiti Clothes
168.
Enjoy the ride
Kinetic Nova135
169.
My search ends here
Times Ascent
170.
Global network of innovation
Siemens
171.
This is the power of network.now
Cisco Systems
172.
What business demands
Satyam Computers
173.
Play along
John Players
174.
Why go anywhere else
The Country Club
175.
The upper crest
Louis Philippe
176.
The power of we
Mico Bosch
177.
Your dreams.our commitments
Birla Sunlife Insurance
178.
Made for india
Nokia 1100
179.
The heart and soul of andhra pradesh
Eenadu
180.
Because we like to carry our world with us
Tata Indigo Marina
Friends ... Please add new ones & keep the list rolling

Monday, July 5, 2010

ORKUT TAGLINES FOR PROFILES

Love isa drug 2 wich am addicted

MAT PUCH KI MERA KYA HAAL HAI TERE PICHHE YE DEKH KI TERA KYA RANG HAI MERE AAGE

♥ Your Heart Is Not Plastic, You Heart Is Not A Toy But If You Want It Broken, Give It To A Boy.

"ρℓєαѕυяє σƒ ℓσνє ℓαѕтѕ вυт α мσмєηт, ραιη σƒ ℓσνє ℓαѕтѕ α ℓιƒєтιмє"

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."

"It is not how much you do, but how much love you put in the doing.

The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances!!!!!!!!!

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

Dre iz no formula for success EXCEPT an unconditional acceptance of life and wat it brings.

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wen i wil get older i will get stronger WAKA WAKA its FOOTBALL FEVER MY DEAR

WHY DO U PRESS START BUTTON TO TURNOFF THE COMPUTER

d big game of d season 2nit.....clash o' d titans.......Germany germany germany!!!!!!!!

"""dont break 4 thngs in ur lyf : trust, relation, promise & heart coz when they break they dnt make noise bt pains a lot..."""

love is a big mistake..

"luv izz a gift" if u hav received it,open it,appreciate it.if not,donnn wrry sum1 sumwhr izz still wrapping it 4 uu!!!

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How to write your tagline for orkut and facebook.

The right process is always to keep your main objectives in mind. "It's not to be clever for wit's sake, but to imbed a lasting sales message into your prospect minds." Be clear, not clever. A snappy tagline tied to your firm's Unique Selling Proposition (USP) can answer the prospect's question "Why you, not your competition?" before they even ask it. Slogans like DeBeer's "Diamonds are forever", Quizno's "Mmm, Mmm Good." and Maxwell House's "Good to the last drop" can make it easy-peezy for consumers to justify a decision.
Image Brands
There are ten easy steps I follow when generating your company or product's tagline:
1. Differentiate between product and corporate taglines:
a. Product and corporate taglines are as different as fire and a fire-cracker. Product taglines encapsulate the USP (unique sales proposition). As a result, they may change as products and/or the USP changes, or even fade into the corporate sunset. Corporate taglines reflect the foundation for long-term customer relationships. The easiest way to write a bad corporate tagline is to confuse it with a product tagline.
2. What about your product or company do you want to communicate with your tagline?
3. What emotion do you want to evoke from your tagline?
4. What differentiates you & your product from your competition?
5. List of the top 25 or 30 things that are important and worth mentioning about your product.
6. Gather taglines from your competition.
7. Refrain from using "we:"
a. According to an ADSlogans Unlimited Database survey, 19.09% of taglines begin with "you" or "your." By contrast, taglines incorporating "we" is in third place, at 6.03% of total taglines surveyed. "We" taglines essentially elevate the firm over the customer, plus contributes to a company-specific narcissism. Proof: "We're Exxon."
8. Test International translations.
a. Some English taglines and slogans have been translated very badly. Look at how "finger licking good" "came out in Chinese: "Eat your fingers off" or the Chevy Nova's alternate meaning of "Don't Go."
9. Check for legality and the available URL
10. Brainstorm top 5-10
a. "Get Real" with the wording
b. Think ahead to the future (don't date yourself)
c. Get your list of words or phrases down to 3 or 4 central elements.
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ORKUT ABOUT ME TAGLINES

ORKUTTAGLINE

I am much used to Orkut, then any other social networking sites and I have reasons for that.

Its nice design, less intrusive ads, useful communities etc.

I always wondered, why people would leave their profile page empty, when they have come to a social networking site. Usually they must be interested in knowing people, to introduce themselves, to interact with others. Now for all these a well written profile will be a compliment.

So I figured out some of the points to write a good profile. I am writing by keeping Orkut in my mind, but it applies to other social networking sites like FaceBook, MySpace, Twitter, Perfspot, Hi5, Bebo, Friendster,  minglebox etc.

1. Write what you feel.

2. Write about how you are(Caution: Care to be taken, because people may use this information to harm you). Write only those things which you don’t mind others knowing about you.

3. Don’t try to pretend over smart.

4 .Don’t try to write something more complex then what you actually are.

5. Don’t just copy and paste some poetry or sayings, unless it relates about you or your character, behavior etc.

6. Make it simple, make it straight forward.

7. Express yourself completely.

8. Don’t use bad words, it will surly harm your reputation. If it is inevitable, then use it like F*CK O*F. This simply shows that, you are forced to use it and are not actually willing to use such words. Use this at extreme cases. And it would be better to completely avoid such things.

9. Use similes, font formatting etc wherever required, to present things more lively.

10. Do not include many external links in About me section. It is better, if no links are placed. Because there is always an option called Webpage and wishlist in your Orkut profile for such things.

It is a very bad and spammy practice to put all your refferal links, affiliate links in your “About me” section.

11. Friends and friends of friends who visit your profile are more tend to read the complete profile, if it contains something real, unique to yourself and something more about what you feel.

12. Using bit of humor is always good.

13. And don’t use more humor, if you are a bit of serious guy/girl. Because it makes your profile look like fake.

15. Professional and personal things sharing in Profile pages depends upon individuals depending upon their purpose of signing up for that particular social networking site.

16. Choose the theme which you feel the best.Because, this also shows about what kind of stuffs(design) you like. And some people can guess about your psychology by seeing your choice of theme.

I personally love the default, clean, classic theme itself.

A month ego I had written “About me” in Orkut using all the above mentioned points in my mind. And I could see drastic changes in my friends(who use Orkut more and who had read my profile) behavior with me.

I could see that, they were more polite and more friendly. Now all of my friends know what makes me happy and what disappoints me. Now a days, life with my friends have become more easy, because by now they know everything about me, that I could never tell them directly. Many things will hurt friends, when told directly.

My profile content is displayed below. If you want to skip, then directly scroll down and continue reading. Lines have been put, to separate my profile content.

Here it goes:-

———————————————-

about me:

My Parents call me NITIN.
And I am registered in my death certificate as..oh sorry,
in my birth certificate as NITIN.B

And I don’t know what people think of me..So what I can say is only “I DON’T CARE”, would you mind it? ..Again, I Don’t Care! smily

“I am a harmless Creature, until all my harmones work properly”.

I hate people who act over smart..

I take lot of time to adjust with anybody..might be a drawback of me.
I don’t underestimate anyone.
Misunderstanding has played appreciably great strocks in my life and I am crazier than that, because I enjoy it.smily.
And I can forgive the person who kills me, but not the one who misused mesmily.Now I know, you are thinking, what the hell this person might be of use??
The answer is, I also don’t know.But still I hate people who misuse me..now leave it.

I love to live with my friends and for friendship I don’t consider their any previous achievements. I love all those who feel comfortable with me and who make me feel comfortable with them…
And I never ever go behind any person(irrespective of their SEX) who don’t like my attitude and don’t want to be my friend..
I believe in GOD..I am optimistic.I am Moody.
I always think positive–> Which have never helped me to achieve anything, but still it has become a habit.
I forgive people soon, as I feel this life as too short and have no time to keep on proving others as wrong and we the only perfect!

I love innovative things.
I love to be Honest.

And one thing I have observed about myself is,I don’t go behind famous people, as it would be an extra burden to them. **I don’t like to disturb anybody**
I enjoy the company of people who are FREE.I too love to live freely!

I believe that people wont understand the importance of the other person until that person is found dead.
And I am not an important person,

can you guess Y ?

buddu….

because……………I am still alive.

I respect each and every person on this earth.

I Love each and every person on this earth..and in very rare cases people get confused about the colour of my love Love, Love, Love, Love,Love, Love…owfff I never knew that there are soo many colours to Love, when I was studying in Like(Like -> A place near Manglore,where I studied from 6th to 10th).What..what are you thinking?? — All these lines about Love is just a contribution or just a dedication from me to the upcoming Valentines Day and nothing serious in my life.

For those who doesn’t like me, I don’t have any comments, because its their life and I am no one to poke my nose..
And for those who hate me….hope I am not soooo bad(Anyway, its left to you).
I never think bad for anyone….etc!

One thing which I always want to tell all those people who want to hear from me is…please be original..Be how you are and never try to act as someone else.
Be proud of who you are and try to be yourself in most of the times.Don’t copy things from others.
Write about yourself 4m ur heart 2 ur profile.

I guess, you are my friend..because you read until here, soooo long.Do you know….Friendship isn’t about…whom you have known the Longest….who came 1st or who Cares the Best…Its all about Who came and Never Left.

And I have crises of such friends….but still as I said earlier, I am very much optimistic, and I am still in a hope that I will also get friends who will stay till the end, even when there is no use from me.

Hope this is the 1st time in my life after my 10th standard final exam, I am writing something sooo long.

Some times I feel that I have the ability to change every thing in this world, but luckily soon I realize that I wasn’t able to change myself since past 6 years!

I love animals a lot…..in zoo.But some of my friends prefer to live in Home.hahah..Oops,Sorry.I know, its a bad joke!
smily

Please use below comment section to share some of the interesting points that we need to consider to write a good About me page, in any social networking site.

And Don’t forget to write a testimonial to me and increase my fan numbers, in Orkut! :)

BEST PROXY TOOL ULTRA SURF

By being a system admin I generally block all the unwanted sites that are not good for my organization like video sites, hacking sites and porn sites video consume bandwidth and . I do not block mail or social communication website because I believe IT people get time to connect with their friend and family just by these sites and they make them self available to organization up to 18 hours for continuous non ending deadlines.

Let’s talk about the proxy thing. Basically proxy is being used by people for generally 2 purposes only.

1)To access the blocked website (mostly used in school, college and offices.)

2)To hide your real identity (mostly used by advance computer user and surely the work that they are trying to do by this identity hiding is not legal surely )

Here I am going to explain things for first kind of user for accessing blocked content on office or School College. For this you need to have ultrasurf, its one of the best proxy tool that I have ever come to know. I have tried many proxy sites like www.hidemyass.com or www.anonyms .com or many more but those all were not 1/10th of the ultrasurf. For using ultra surf you just need to take few steps and you are done with best proxy tool to access blocked content.

1) Download the ultra surf tool from here

2) Unzip it.

3) Run it.

4) Once it’s on if you use proxy servers to connect to internet go to its setting and give the proxy setting of your proxy server. If you do not need proxy server avoid this step.

5) If it’s getting working internet connection you are all set.

6) Give this proxy setting in your browser and you are done with it.

127.0.0.1 Port 9666

Things to remember

1) Do not speak too much with your colleagues else your system admin can take your system under scrutiny.

2) You should have a fare internet speed.

3) If you think you can cheat rapidshare with this I would say it just on luck if some one else is not downloading anything by ultrasurf you will able to download else not remember it’s a proxy and you are not the only person using it.

4) make sure your antivirus is good enough to detect any virus.

Hope it will give you complete access to your desired sites, I would recommend you for not to misuse it rest is your wish.

NEW ORKUT FACEBOOK TAGLINE PART 1

HERE ARE SOME NEW ORKUT & FACEBOOK TAGLINE FOR YOU.. ENJOY..

Adult: A person that has stopped growing at both ends but not in the middle

AD&D Famous Last Words: Well, I think that's the last of them...

A New Moon leads me to the woods of dreams, and I follow

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A miser is a fellow who lives within his income. He is also called a magician

A notoriously surly and boorish baseball umpire returns home

Bad breath is better than no breath

Beauty endures for only as long as it can be seen; goodness, beautiful today, will remain so tomorrow. - Sappho

Because the frogs don't listen - Crow

Battle of the Network Has-Beens - Crow

Conclusive studies have shown there are no answers

Captain, we are being hailed. Get out the umbrella

Cthulhu for President: tired of choosing the lesser of two evils?

Dear Teacher: Please excuse my son Joseph's absence on Friday as it was Ash Wednesday. Signed,^ My Mother

Do you dig my ditch ?! DO.. YOU.. DIG.. ? - The Tick

Don't even bother bringing up reality here

Don't drink water fish use it as a TOILET!

Every mother is a working mother.

Every woman should marry - and no man. - Disraeli

Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?<s.w.>

Everyone knows you steal my taglines!

Ehh ... we've evolved. - Ren

Fox the fox / rat on the rat / you can ape the ape / I know about that

For every activist, there is an equal and opposite reactionary.

File Not Found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.

Fortune is like the market, where, many times, if you can stay a little, the price will fall. - Francis Bacon

FORTH programmers do it from behind.

Geeze, what am I supposed to say to THAT?

HACKERS know all the right MOVs

Home of the Exploding Paluckoo - KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

I am Delenn of Borg: Resistance is not required, only assimilation

If money if the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

I need my butt kicked, too, but it would be an all-day job

Just remember, wherever you go, there you are. -- Buckaroo Bonzai

Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight

Kelly þ I'll have to play with my switches and make it do

Kingdom Hall blown to Kingdom come. No witnesses!

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements

Look for yourself. - Dax

Last words: "I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They promised."

L.A. has 4 seasons. Fire, flood, earthquake, riot

Mafia DOS: "Thisa you lasta chance [Y/N]?"

Nice house not much furniture

Not with my tax money, you don't!!!

Oxymoron: Liberal scholar.

OOOPS DID'N MEAN TO PUSH THA@#$#%%$#$###$NO CARRIER

Old is needing a fire permit for your birthday cake.

Oh man, I feel like a total choad. - Stan, South Park

On Earth 200 years ago, I was a prince -- Khan

####Your Normally Politically In-Correct Tagline Has Been Deleted!####

drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up.)

* <- Tribble # <- Borg Tribble

Internal tagline browse function, add/delete/edit taglines.

<Search Master File for DREAM>

<a href=mailto:harold@atm.dal.ca>harold@atm…

* <- Tribble *.* <- Binary Tribble, discovered by WJC

<click> <click> <click> ERROR : GEdit out of unused taglines...

(A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame @FN@?

Punctuation, n. - Rules to prevent using commas, which, aren't necessary

PHARMACOLOGISTS do it by prescription.

Q: What kind of a baby did the center have? A: A bouncing baby girl, of course

Q is for Q, the mischievous being

Quick! Hand me the cat! The cherry bomb is lit!

QUANTUM PHYSICIST do it on time.

Questions are the beginnings of wisdom. -- Worf

"They're my people, and I want to be with them." Odo

"Tractor beam." Kirk "We don't have a tractor beam." Harriman

"He's crazier than I am." - Klinger on Burns. "He's a major." - Radar

"I'll give you a hand." Torres

"Buh-buh-bother," sputtered Pooh, as @FN@'s urine hit his face

"I love each of my loaves." Mike Nelson

Remember when air was clean and sex was dirty ?

Rifles don't have mothers

ROA 41. Money talks, but having lots of it gets more attention.

Running a BBS... the ULTIMATE Online Game!

Rear Admirals give new meaning to gays in the military

Read message - not taglines !

She has sex, she has options; he has sex, he risks prison for life.

She was cheap, she was stupid and she wouldn't load... - Holly

Star Trek: Deep Space 90210

Spot is a CHIEF PET OFFICER.

Since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours. – Homer Simpson

Terrorist: Somebody who blows things up out of all proportion.

Thinks cellular phones are carbon-based life forms.

Tough talk from a man who gets his underwear from a plastic egg

Unable to locate God -- Brobeck damned for eternity!

URA Redneck if you weigh four pounds more after you find your keys.

Vampire + Werewolf = Fur coat that sticks to your neck.

What profits a man should he gain the world, but lose his Anna?

WARNING: I am carrying a concealed broadsword.

XKF: eXecute Kermit the Frog

XC: Log entry for pilots who leave & return to pattern

X-Windows is a term