COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 1

# You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.

# Justice is indivisible - injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. [Martin Luther King]

# If you're frightened of dying and you are holding on, then there'll be devils who will tear your life apart. If you have made your peace, then the devils are really angels, setting you free from the Earth. [Jacob's Ladder - Louis, the chiropractor]

# Violence is the last refuge of the incompentent. [Isaac Asimov]

# Those who can't hear the music, think the dancer is mad.

# 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

# ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)

# RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user

# Computers can never replace human stupidity

# Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)

# Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

# He who laughs last thinks slowest!

# Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.

# Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!

# Brain over - Insert coin

# Breathing may be hazardous to your health.

# Chess players mate better.

# Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

# AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! ...Tension breaker, had to be done.

# And now for something completely different...

# See with your heart and you'll know the answer. Give unconditionally and you'll receive abundantly. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

# By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man. [Socrates]

# An oak tree is just a nut that stood it's ground

# First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.

ALL COOL ORKUT TAGLINES A TO Z

"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.

"I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.

"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women.

98% of all statistics are useless

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

A clear conscience is usually the result of bad memory.

A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.

A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!

A social life? From what board can I download THAT?

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.

Aibohphobia - The fear of palindromes

Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.

All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.

All our tag lines are busy at the moment.

All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity.

Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.

Always forgive your enemies. They hate it!

Alzheimers is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.

Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key

Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.

As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!"

As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself!"

At a nude wedding everybody can see who the bestman is.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Back Up My Hard Drive? Can't Find The Reverse Switch!

Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.

Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.

Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.

Behind every successful man - a surprised mother-in-law.

California does have its faults.

Call it a hunch - Quasimodo.

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.

Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.

Clones are people two.

code code code code eat code code code sleep code code...

Common sense is the least common of all senses.

Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.

Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.

Computers can never replace human stupidity.

Conservatism is the worship of dead revolutions.

Copper wire: Invented by lawyers arguing over a penny.

Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty

CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!

Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean

Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean??

Death MAY ease tension, researchers report.

Death: The unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop.

Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.

Dermatologists make rash judgments.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your genes.

Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock.

Do I smoke after sex? I never looked.

Do not believe anything I haven't said

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns?

Drive A: not responding. Formatting C: instead.

Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down.

Egotist: a person of low taste. more interested in himself than me.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.

Every minute you are angry wastes 60 happy seconds.

Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die 

Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.

Everything coming your way? You're in the wrong lane!

Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.

Experience is the comb life gives you after you're bald.

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want!

Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents.

Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'

Fellow with closed mind often has open mouth.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

File Not Found. Loading something that looks similar.

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Fish and guests smell in three days.

For Sale. Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.

Funny, only sensible people agree with me.

Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.

God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - God

God? Well, first of all, She's black.

Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.

Have I found God? What? Did you lose him AGAIN?!

He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.

He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.

Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

Help stamp out philatelists.

Heredity is what sets parents of a teenager wondering about each other.

Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?

Honest, teacher! A virus REALLY did eat my homework!

How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*

I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I am schizophrenic, and so am I.

I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.

I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates

I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.

I have great faith in agnosticism.

I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.

I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.

I still miss my wife - but my aim is improving!

I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.

I think, therefore I am overqualified...

I think, therefore I am, I think

I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think.

I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow

I used to be a coyote, but I'm alright nooooooooooooooow!

I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not sure....

I was a banker, but lost interest

I will defend to the death everyones right to my opinion!

I wish I could remember where I parked my hard disk.

I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the usual kind."

I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.

I'm just visiting. My REAL planet is sane.

I'm losing my thought of train....

I'm lost in a Batch of BATs.

I'm neither for, nor against apathy

I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.

I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am!

If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO!

If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Mexican name?

If love is blind, how does love at first sight work?

If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

If you see an onion ring ... answer it!_

If you think you have no faults, that makes one.

If your parents didn't have children, odds are that you won't either.

In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.

Individualists unite!

Insufficient resources : insert wallet into drive A:

Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?

Is that a banana in your pocket, or you happy to see me?

Is that Hemorrhoids or am I sitting on a bunch of grapes?

It's not how old you are but how you are old.

It's probably a bad day when you find a dead fish in your underwear.

Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!?

Jesus was a Jew, but only on his mother's side.

JJoohhnn,, wwhhaatt ddooeess AAlltt--EE ddoo??

Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.

Keyboard not attached. Press F10 to continue

Keyboard not found, think "F10" to continue.

Last words of Socrates: "I drank WHAT?!?!"

Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.

Let your fingers do the talking.

Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.

Life is a dildo;long,hard,and plastic,but occasionally fun.

Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.

Life is full of undocumented features!

Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.

Life would be easier if I had the source code.

Life...MTBF?

Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!

Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>

Look at the docs? Nah, nurses are much better looking

Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught!

LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!

Make a difference in the world today: Subtract

Many are cold but few are frozen.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Maybe there's something wrong with the Universe.

Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.

Middle age:When your age starts showing at your middle!

Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup?

Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.

Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?

Modem sex begins with a handshake.

Money talks: Mine says goodbye!

My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier

My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.

My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.

On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.

Once I thought I was wrong - but I was mistaken

One atom bomb can ruin your whole day

Optical mice have no balls!

Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?

OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.

Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.

Part-time musicians are semiconductors

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue

Press F13 to continue

Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems

Psychotherapist is also Psycho The Rapist

Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!

Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch

Reality.Sys Corrupted - Unable To Recover Universe

REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)

Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning

Recursive (rï-kûr-sïv) adj. See 'recursive.'

Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?

Save a Planet. Collect all 9.

Success lies in achieving the top of the foodchain.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism

Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.

Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?

Sybil was a multi-user

Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.

Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.

Tagline dropped due to budget cuts.

Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:.

Tagline Lotto: __________<- Scratch here to reveal prize.

Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.

Taglines are the restroom wall of the Net.

Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.

Taglines...one line freedom of speech!

Take my advice, I don't need it.

Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Telecommunications is a bit far fetched.

Telepathy is minding someone else's business.

That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!

The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s²

The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.

The cost of feathers has risen,now even DOWN is UP!

The days of the digital watch are numbered

The Light at the End of the Tunnel Could be a flame thrower.

The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

The subliminal message for today is.

The worst thing about censorship is __________.

There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us...

There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.

They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.

This note edited for the ironically impaired.

This tagline only uses recycled keystrokes

Time flies like the wind; fruit flies prefer bananas

To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady!

Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes

Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!

Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user

Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.

Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here

Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.

Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!

We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.

Wear a smile: it increases your face value.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

Whoever goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined

Why does DOS never say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?

Women DO come with instructions. Just ask them!

Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.

Xerox never comes up with anything original.

You're only young once. You're immature forever.

You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!

COOL AND FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES MAST

# Seek those who find your road agreeable, your personality and mind stimulating, your philosophy acceptable, and your experience helpful. Let those who do not, seek their own kind. [Henri Fabre]

# I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

# We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience. [Teilhard de Chardin]

# Reality is for people who lack imagination

# (((((((HiPnOtIc)))))))(((((((TaGlInE)))))))

# ((((((((((This tagline comes in stereo))))))))))

# Time and space are modes by which we think and not conditions in which we live. [Albert Einstein]

# Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. [Aristotle]

# We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses. [CG Jung]

# Thoughts have power. Thoughts are energy. You can make your world or break it by your thinking.

# If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you it is yours. If it does not it was never meant to be.

# All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. [Aristotle]

# This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. [Shakespeare]

# I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do. [Edward Everett Hale]

# Accuracy is the twin brother of honesty; inaccuracy, of dishonesty. [Charles Simmons]

# Be here now. [Baba Ram Das]

# The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next. [Henry Ward Beecher]

# You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments when you really lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. [Henry Drummond]

# We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. [Anaïs Nin]

# It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. [Grantland Rice]

# Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. [Theodore Roosevelt]

# There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously. [Thomas Sowell]

# Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.

# Cannibals are not vegetarians. They are humanitarians.

# If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.

ORKUT TAGLINES COOL COOL

If you understand it, it is obsolete.

There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us...

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

If you want to be well liked, never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.

It works better if you plug it in.

They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.

There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us...

Love your country but never trust its government.

Love and marriage go together like horse and carriage...

You can't scare me. I drive a school bus!

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Dont hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

NEW ORKUT TAGLINE , LOVE ORKTU TAGLINES

1.
The man of substance
Graviera Suitings
2.
The first indian suiting ever worn come from gwalior
Gwalior Suitings
3.
You've come a long way baby
Virginia Slim Cigarettes
4.
Gateway of india to the world
Vsnl
5.
Balanced nutrition.great taste
Bournvita
6.
Think different
Apple Computers
7.
Desh ki dhadkan
Hero Honda
8.
Definitely male
Bajaj Pulsar
9.
Emotionally yours
Air Sahara
10.
A great way to fly
Singapore Airlines
11.
Smooth as silk
Thai Airlines
12.
Peace of mind.guaranteed.
Godrej Locks
13.
Enter a better life
Cholamandalam Insurance
14.
The software that manages e- Business
Computer Associates
15.
Applying thought
Wipro
16.
The document company
Xerox
17.
Enter a different world
Harrod's Retailers,London
18.
A world of home appliances
Pai International
19.
The power on your side
Alliance Insurance
20.
Fill in your ambition
Jobsahead.Com
21.
Let's make things better
Philips
22.
From india to the world.and to you
Honda Dio
23.
Expand your life
Lg
24.
Breathe easy
Bluestar Airconditioner
25.
Breathe healthy
Lg Airconditioner
26.
Connecting india
Bsnl
27.
Intelligence everywhere
Motorola
28.
Connecting people
Nokia
29.
We know india better
Lic
30.
With you all the way
Sbi
31.
Putting news first
Bbc
32.
Profit from it
Cnbc Tv18
33.
Tomarrow is mine
Reebok
34.
Cook food.serve love.
Bharat Gas
35.
Pure for sure
Bharat Petroleum
36.
Just do it
Nike
37.
Invent
Hewlett Packard
38.
One world, one fabric
J.Hampstead Suitings
39.
The complete man
Raymonds Suitings
40.
Your potential.our passion.
Microsoft
41.
Keeps you cool,calm and connected
Roltanet
42.
Build a better life around us
Central Bank Of India
43.
Khelo india,khelo?
Playwin
44.
Achtung baby
Opel Corsa
45.
Your new experience of motoring
Toyota
46.
Power dressing
Van Heusen Shirtings
47.
Where india shops
Pantaloons Retailers
48.
Our dream is world without poverty
The World Bank
49.
Hardware.for tough souls
Allen Cooper Shoes
50.
Future full of energy
Hindustan Petroleum
51.
Software powers the internet
Oracle Corporation
52.
Transporting goods.transforming lives
The Shipping Corporation Of India
53.
The network is the computer
Sun Microsystems
54.
When style matters
Herohonda Passion
55.
More smiles per hour
Tvs Victor
56.
Whatever it takes
Tata Infotech Education
57.
We change lives
Aptech Education
58.
Fire your imaginations
Suzuki Fiero
59.
Made for each other
Wills Cigarettes
60.
When you're sure
Business Standard
61.
The reliable airline
Klm (Dutch)
62.
Inspiring connections
Intelsat
63.
Touch the perfection
Toyota Camry Debut
64.
Creating customer vaue
Rabo Bank India
65.
Going beyond expectations
Malasia Airlines
66.
Not just couriers.but business partners.
First Flight Couriers
67.
The world's finest car audio systems
Blaupunkt
68.
Making the internet work for you
Satyam Infoway(Sify)
69.
Creating better futures
Amp Sanmar Insurance
70.
Makes it possible
Mak Lubricants
71.
The name inspires trust
Birla Sunlife Mutual Fund
72.
Continuing a tradition of trust
Hdfc Mutual Fund
73.
Adding life to insurance
Ing Vysya
74.
Opening new doors
Picopeta Simputers
75.
It's time to rewrite
Amida Simputer
76.
Computer education with the global edge
I.I.H.T
77.
Play the game
Businessworld
78.
Making sense of india
India Today
79.
Fly the good times
Kingfisher Beer
80.
Inspiring confidence
Bajaj
81.
Your nearest phone
Spice Telecom
82.
The world at your feet
Bata Footware
83.
Move ahead
Add Pens
84.
Roz zeeto
Lucky 3 Lottery
85.
Sensible shoes for sensible people
Khadims Shoes
86.
The taste that gets you started
Nescafe
87.
Driven by intelligence
Opel Vectra
88.
Imaging across networks
Canon Printers
89.
Leading world with colours
Canon Cameras
90.
The future of automobile
Mercedes Benz
91.
Dreams made real
Agilent Technologies
92.
The magazine of the corporate world
Business India
93.
Welcome to the real world
Sony Wega Tv
94.
The power of dreams
Honda
95.
Building networks for people
D- Link
96.
Power to empower
Surat Electricity Company Ltd.
97.
Enduring value for the shareholder, for the nation
Itc
98.
Better ideas.better life.
Amway
99.
When style matters
Hero Honda Passion
100.
For managing tomorrow
Business Today
101.
Nobody delivers kerala better
Malayala Manorama
102.
Looks formal.feels casuals.
Tibre Trousers
103.
Gas & beyond
Gas Authority Of India Ltd(Gail)
104.
Inspired
Mahindra
105.
Commerce.synchronised.
Ups Logistics
106.
Touching lives
Glaxo Smithkline
107.
Extending your enterprise.with expertise.
Sify Ip Vpn
108.
The world's most flexible,adaptable software
Peoplesoft
109.
Dare to dream
Bank Of Rajasthan Ltd.
110.
Revitalising rural india through urban support
Nabard
111.
Trusted family bank
Dena Bank
112.
First in service- best in banking
Andhra Bank
113.
Ideas for better living
Tangent Furniture Mall
114.
Get inspired
Samsung Slim
115.
Creating lasting impressions
Jk Paper Ltd
116.
Gesuine since 1937
Ray Ban
117.
There's no better way to fly
Lufthansa Airlines
118.
One for everyone
Cellone
119.
Cuts out the noise
Hp Cruise
120.
Born in japan.entertaining the world
Sansui
121.
Ideas for life
Panasonic
122.
Redifining fashion
Provogue
123.
Inspired by your needs
Kaff Appliances & Accessories
124.
The pulse of modern kitchen
Glen Appliances & Accessories
125.
Experience yourself
Tamilnadu Tourism
126.
Smart way to bank
Karur Vysya Bank
127.
A partner for life
Sbi Mutual Fund
128.
The solitaire boutique
Suryanash Diamonds
129.
The perfect experience
Jvc Consumer Electronics
130.
A diamond is forever
Sangini Diamond Jewellery
131.
The Diamond Destination
Orra Diamonds
132.
Making tomorrow brighter
Ongc
133.
Shaping your confidence
Vlcc
134.
Life is ticking
Timex
135.
World class kitchen appliances
Faber
136.
The world's local bank
Hsbc
137.
Style for every home
Durian Furniture
138.
The sunshine car
Santro Xing
139.
Realty news you can use
Times Property
140.
Your guide to the financial jungle
Sharekhan
141.
Super speciality homeopathy
Dr.Batra's
142.
The josh machine
Ford Icon
143.
Building managerial excellence
All India Management Association [Aima]
144.
Theatre of inspiration
Karnataka Tourism
145.
Where the past comes alive
The History Channel
146.
Express yourself
Airtel
147.
The positive power of capital
Actis
148.
See more
Asahi India
149.
Be>think>innovate>
Grundfos
150.
Front runner in gujarat
Divya Bhaskar
151.
Creating a world of your own
Somany Floor & Wall Tiles
152.
Nothing satisfies a woman more
Moods Condoms
153.
Serving to grow- growing to serve
Canara Bank
154.
The citi never sleeps
Citibank
155.
The smart way to find your life partner
Shaadi.Com
156.
Pure jewellery.pure joy
Tanishq
157.
The new sign of success
Mcdowell's Signature Whisky
158.
The sensible choice
Akai
159.
Enjoy for years to come
Sharp
160.
Brings out the romantic in you
Duroflex Mattresses
161.
Just relax
Classic Polo
162.
Metro fasion.retro prices
Megamart
163.
What you are made of?
Tag Heuer Watches
164.
Because you deserve the best
Kurl- On Mattresses
165.
Clothes with a twist
Stori
166.
Play a bigger game
Hyundai Elantra
167.
You just got to have it
Identiti Clothes
168.
Enjoy the ride
Kinetic Nova135
169.
My search ends here
Times Ascent
170.
Global network of innovation
Siemens
171.
This is the power of network.now
Cisco Systems
172.
What business demands
Satyam Computers
173.
Play along
John Players
174.
Why go anywhere else
The Country Club
175.
The upper crest
Louis Philippe
176.
The power of we
Mico Bosch
177.
Your dreams.our commitments
Birla Sunlife Insurance
178.
Made for india
Nokia 1100
179.
The heart and soul of andhra pradesh
Eenadu
180.
Because we like to carry our world with us
Tata Indigo Marina
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ORKUT TAGLINES FOR PROFILES

Love isa drug 2 wich am addicted

MAT PUCH KI MERA KYA HAAL HAI TERE PICHHE YE DEKH KI TERA KYA RANG HAI MERE AAGE

♥ Your Heart Is Not Plastic, You Heart Is Not A Toy But If You Want It Broken, Give It To A Boy.

"ρℓєαѕυяє σƒ ℓσνє ℓαѕтѕ вυт α мσмєηт, ραιη σƒ ℓσνє ℓαѕтѕ α ℓιƒєтιмє"

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."

"It is not how much you do, but how much love you put in the doing.

The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances!!!!!!!!!

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.

Dre iz no formula for success EXCEPT an unconditional acceptance of life and wat it brings.

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wen i wil get older i will get stronger WAKA WAKA its FOOTBALL FEVER MY DEAR

WHY DO U PRESS START BUTTON TO TURNOFF THE COMPUTER

d big game of d season 2nit.....clash o' d titans.......Germany germany germany!!!!!!!!

"""dont break 4 thngs in ur lyf : trust, relation, promise & heart coz when they break they dnt make noise bt pains a lot..."""

love is a big mistake..

"luv izz a gift" if u hav received it,open it,appreciate it.if not,donnn wrry sum1 sumwhr izz still wrapping it 4 uu!!!

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How to write your tagline for orkut and facebook.

The right process is always to keep your main objectives in mind. "It's not to be clever for wit's sake, but to imbed a lasting sales message into your prospect minds." Be clear, not clever. A snappy tagline tied to your firm's Unique Selling Proposition (USP) can answer the prospect's question "Why you, not your competition?" before they even ask it. Slogans like DeBeer's "Diamonds are forever", Quizno's "Mmm, Mmm Good." and Maxwell House's "Good to the last drop" can make it easy-peezy for consumers to justify a decision.
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There are ten easy steps I follow when generating your company or product's tagline:
1. Differentiate between product and corporate taglines:
a. Product and corporate taglines are as different as fire and a fire-cracker. Product taglines encapsulate the USP (unique sales proposition). As a result, they may change as products and/or the USP changes, or even fade into the corporate sunset. Corporate taglines reflect the foundation for long-term customer relationships. The easiest way to write a bad corporate tagline is to confuse it with a product tagline.
2. What about your product or company do you want to communicate with your tagline?
3. What emotion do you want to evoke from your tagline?
4. What differentiates you & your product from your competition?
5. List of the top 25 or 30 things that are important and worth mentioning about your product.
6. Gather taglines from your competition.
7. Refrain from using "we:"
a. According to an ADSlogans Unlimited Database survey, 19.09% of taglines begin with "you" or "your." By contrast, taglines incorporating "we" is in third place, at 6.03% of total taglines surveyed. "We" taglines essentially elevate the firm over the customer, plus contributes to a company-specific narcissism. Proof: "We're Exxon."
8. Test International translations.
a. Some English taglines and slogans have been translated very badly. Look at how "finger licking good" "came out in Chinese: "Eat your fingers off" or the Chevy Nova's alternate meaning of "Don't Go."
9. Check for legality and the available URL
10. Brainstorm top 5-10
a. "Get Real" with the wording
b. Think ahead to the future (don't date yourself)
c. Get your list of words or phrases down to 3 or 4 central elements.
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