COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 1

# You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.

# Justice is indivisible - injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. [Martin Luther King]

# If you're frightened of dying and you are holding on, then there'll be devils who will tear your life apart. If you have made your peace, then the devils are really angels, setting you free from the Earth. [Jacob's Ladder - Louis, the chiropractor]

# Violence is the last refuge of the incompentent. [Isaac Asimov]

# Those who can't hear the music, think the dancer is mad.

# 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

# ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)

# RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user

# Computers can never replace human stupidity

# Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)

# Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

# He who laughs last thinks slowest!

# Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.

# Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!

# Brain over - Insert coin

# Breathing may be hazardous to your health.

# Chess players mate better.

# Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

# AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! ...Tension breaker, had to be done.

# And now for something completely different...

# See with your heart and you'll know the answer. Give unconditionally and you'll receive abundantly. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

# By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man. [Socrates]

# An oak tree is just a nut that stood it's ground

# First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.