Tuesday, July 6, 2010

ORKUT TAGLINES PART 5

# If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?

# 766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.

# Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

# DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

# Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

# All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

# To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]

# Human Being: Bag of mostly water

# Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations

# Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet

# ... "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger

# ==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==

# Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly

# /EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can

# (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...

# People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. [Elizabeth Kubler-Ross]

# When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

# You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

# Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open

# The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. [Dietrich Bonhoeffer]

# If a man doesn't discover something he is willing to die for, he isn't fit to live. [Martin Luther King]

# The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. [Playboy Nov 75]

# Armies can be resisted, but not an idea who's time has come.

# Little-minded people's thoughts move in such small circles that 5 minutes' conversation gives you an arc long enough to determine their whole curve. An arc in the movement of a large intellect does not sensibly differ from a straight line. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr]

# I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. [Lily Tomlin]

COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 4

# Know Thyself [Anon: Greek]

# Common sense is instinct and enough of it is genius.

# Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

# By asking for the impossible we obtain the best possible. [Italian Proverb]

# You cannot argue with someone who denies the first principles.

# It is better to be than not to be.

# If the concept of God has any validity or any use, it can only be to make us larger freer, and more loving. If God cannot do this, then it is time we got rid of Him [James Baldwin]

# Every 10 seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped...

# To die will be an awfully big adventure [Sir JM Barrie: Peter Pan]

# Suppose everybody cared enough, everybody shared enough, wouldn't everybody have enough? There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's greed. [Frank Buchman: Remaking the World]

# The first and last thing which is required of genius is the love of truth. [Goethe]

# once again using their Bene-Gesserit-trained Voice

# Happiness is not a destination, but a manner of traveling

# The original writer is not he who refrains from imitating others, but he who can be imitated by none. [François-Reré Chateaubriand: Le Génie du Christianisme]

# Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it can acheive!

# A little philosophy inclineth a man's mind to atheism; but depth in philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion [Francis Bacon: Essays XVI - Of Atheism]

# All punishment is mischief: All punishment in itself is evil [Jeremy Bentham: Principles of Morals and Legislation]

# I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

# If God did not exist it would be necessary for us to invent Him. [Voltaire: Épîtres]

# What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul [Bible: Matthew 16:26]

# Don't believe what your eyes are telling you. All they show is limitation. Look within your understanding, find out what you already know, and you'll see the way to fly [Richard Bach: Janathan Livingstone Seagull]

# The inability of those in power to still the voices of their own consciences is the great force leading to change. [Kenneth Kaunda: Observer 1965]

# Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better [Emil Coué: On suggestion and its application]

# Whatever Nature has in store for mankind, unpleasent as it may be, man must accept, for ignorance is never better than knowledge. [Enrico Fermi]

COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 3

# One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

# Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. [Mark Twain]

# Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who can not be persuaded to say it. [James Russell Lowell]

# Imagination is more important than knowledge. [Albert Einstein]

# If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. [Nelson Mandela]

# The dignified don't even enter in the game. [The Jam]

# Everything that can be said, can be said clearly. [Wittgenstein: Tract. Illogical Philosop]

# Real difficulties can be overcome, it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable. [Theodore Vail]

# Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. [Plato]

# One can have no smaller or greater mastery than mastery of oneself. [Leonardo da Vinci]

# Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans [John Lennon]

# I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

# If you're the low man on the totem pole, just remember that if it wasn't for you the damn thing would fall over.

# People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.

# Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have attacked me at once...

# Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

# In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. [Napoleon Bonaparte]

# Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

# The path of least resistance is what makes rivers and politicians crooked.

# The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

# 'Where's your sense of adventure?' 'At home in bed where every good sense of adventure should be at 7:30 AM' [overheard in calculus class]

# Do you know what your problem is? ... You think you know everything, but you don't know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem, if you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you've got a problem, everything else is inconvenience. LIFE IS INCONVENIENCE. LIFE IS LUMPY... Learn to seperate the inconvenience from the real problems. You will live longer and will not annoy people like me so much. [Sygman Woolman]

# (on a lecturer's door): The probability of finding me in this office is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your urgency.

# Bad spellers of the world Untie!

# It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. [Albert Einstein]

COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 2

# Of all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, "It might have been". [John Greenleaf Whittier]

# Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself [Doris Lessing]

# Music is the shorthand of emotion. [Leo Tolstoy]

# Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

# What we see depends mainly on what we look for. [John Lubbock]

# God is dead, and we have killed him. [Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil]

# Nietzsche is dead. [God]

# Live as if to die tomorrow. Learn as if to live forever. [Ghandi]

# When I picture a perfect reader, I always picture a monster of courage and curiosity, also something supple, cunning, cautious, a born adventurer and discoverer... [Friedreich Nietzsche]

# It is not death that a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live. [Roman Emperor Marcus Aelius Aurelius (121-180 AD)]

# If you love someone, tell them. For hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.

# A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

# Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not. [Virgil Thomson]

# Paralized with empathy I clearly saw the arguments from both sides. Each side was, in a way, right. Yet they were in complete disagreement. So I did nothing.

# For a good life: Work like a dog. Eat like a horse. Think like a fox. And play like a rabbit. [George Allen]

# There's no future in time travel.

# Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper [Robert Frost]

# He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know. [Lao Tzu]

# Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

# Never test the depth of the water with both feet

# It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

# That man is best who sees the truth himself,

good too is he who listens to wise counsel;

but who is neither wise himself, nor willing

to ponder wisdom is not worth a straw.

[Hesiod]

# The life that I have is all that I have,

and the life that I have is yours.

The love that I have of the life that I have

Is yours and yours and yours.

[Leo Marks]

COOL , FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES PART 1

# You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.

# Justice is indivisible - injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. [Martin Luther King]

# If you're frightened of dying and you are holding on, then there'll be devils who will tear your life apart. If you have made your peace, then the devils are really angels, setting you free from the Earth. [Jacob's Ladder - Louis, the chiropractor]

# Violence is the last refuge of the incompentent. [Isaac Asimov]

# Those who can't hear the music, think the dancer is mad.

# 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

# ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth -- reboot universe? (Y/N)

# RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user

# Computers can never replace human stupidity

# Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)

# Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

# He who laughs last thinks slowest!

# Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.

# Blessed are the pessimists, for they make backups!

# Brain over - Insert coin

# Breathing may be hazardous to your health.

# Chess players mate better.

# Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.

# AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! ...Tension breaker, had to be done.

# And now for something completely different...

# See with your heart and you'll know the answer. Give unconditionally and you'll receive abundantly. Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

# By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man. [Socrates]

# An oak tree is just a nut that stood it's ground

# First, God created man. Then he had a better idea.

ALL COOL ORKUT TAGLINES A TO Z

"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
"MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
9 out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women.
98% of all statistics are useless
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A clear conscience is usually the result of bad memory.
A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far.
A KGB keyboard has no <ESC> key!
A social life? From what board can I download THAT?
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
Aibohphobia - The fear of palindromes
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it.
All our tag lines are busy at the moment.
All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity.
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always forgive your enemies. They hate it!
Alzheimers is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key
Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.
As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!"
As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself!"
At a nude wedding everybody can see who the bestman is.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Back Up My Hard Drive? Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home.
Behind every successful man - a surprised mother-in-law.
California does have its faults.
Call it a hunch - Quasimodo.
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him.
Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction.
Clones are people two.
code code code code eat code code code sleep code code...
Common sense is the least common of all senses.
Computer Engineers do it bit by bit.
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Conservatism is the worship of dead revolutions.
Copper wire: Invented by lawyers arguing over a penny.
Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean
Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean??
Death MAY ease tension, researchers report.
Death: The unfortunate side effect of attacking a cop.
Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth.
Dermatologists make rash judgments.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your genes.
Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock.
Do I smoke after sex? I never looked.
Do not believe anything I haven't said
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns?
Drive A: not responding. Formatting C: instead.
Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down.
Egotist: a person of low taste. more interested in himself than me.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Every minute you are angry wastes 60 happy seconds.
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die 
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Everything coming your way? You're in the wrong lane!
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Experience is the comb life gives you after you're bald.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want!
Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents.
Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!'
Fellow with closed mind often has open mouth.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
File Not Found. Loading something that looks similar.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Fish and guests smell in three days.
For Sale. Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
Funny, only sensible people agree with me.
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - God
God? Well, first of all, She's black.
Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
Have I found God? What? Did you lose him AGAIN?!
He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.
He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Help stamp out philatelists.
Heredity is what sets parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?
Honest, teacher! A virus REALLY did eat my homework!
How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.*
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates
I got lost in thought. It was an unfamiliar territory.
I have great faith in agnosticism.
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader.
I still miss my wife - but my aim is improving!
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
I think, therefore I am overqualified...
I think, therefore I am, I think
I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think.
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
I used to be a coyote, but I'm alright nooooooooooooooow!
I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not sure....
I was a banker, but lost interest
I will defend to the death everyones right to my opinion!
I wish I could remember where I parked my hard disk.
I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the usual kind."
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm just visiting. My REAL planet is sane.
I'm losing my thought of train....
I'm lost in a Batch of BATs.
I'm neither for, nor against apathy
I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am!
If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO!
If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Mexican name?
If love is blind, how does love at first sight work?
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If you see an onion ring ... answer it!_
If you think you have no faults, that makes one.
If your parents didn't have children, odds are that you won't either.
In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton.
Individualists unite!
Insufficient resources : insert wallet into drive A:
Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once.
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you happy to see me?
Is that Hemorrhoids or am I sitting on a bunch of grapes?
It's not how old you are but how you are old.
It's probably a bad day when you find a dead fish in your underwear.
Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!?
Jesus was a Jew, but only on his mother's side.
JJoohhnn,, wwhhaatt ddooeess AAlltt--EE ddoo??
Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
Keyboard not attached. Press F10 to continue
Keyboard not found, think "F10" to continue.
Last words of Socrates: "I drank WHAT?!?!"
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Let your fingers do the talking.
Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir.
Life is a dildo;long,hard,and plastic,but occasionally fun.
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is full of undocumented features!
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Life would be easier if I had the source code.
Life...MTBF?
Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary!
Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, <BANG!!>
Look at the docs? Nah, nurses are much better looking
Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught!
LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardware!
Make a difference in the world today: Subtract
Many are cold but few are frozen.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Maybe there's something wrong with the Universe.
Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that.
Middle age:When your age starts showing at your middle!
Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup?
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed?
Modem sex begins with a handshake.
Money talks: Mine says goodbye!
My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier
My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk.
My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers.
Once I thought I was wrong - but I was mistaken
One atom bomb can ruin your whole day
Optical mice have no balls!
Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?
OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper.
Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue
Press F13 to continue
Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems
Psychotherapist is also Psycho The Rapist
Questions, questions! Does it ever end?!
Radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch
Reality.Sys Corrupted - Unable To Recover Universe
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning
Recursive (rï-kûr-sïv) adj. See 'recursive.'
Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)?
Save a Planet. Collect all 9.
Success lies in achieving the top of the foodchain.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism
Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop.
Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small?
Sybil was a multi-user
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far.
Tagline dropped due to budget cuts.
Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:.
Tagline Lotto: __________<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s.
Taglines are the restroom wall of the Net.
Taglines--A place to dry wet tags.
Taglines...one line freedom of speech!
Take my advice, I don't need it.
Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Telecommunications is a bit far fetched.
Telepathy is minding someone else's business.
That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues!
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s²
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut.
The cost of feathers has risen,now even DOWN is UP!
The days of the digital watch are numbered
The Light at the End of the Tunnel Could be a flame thrower.
The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
The subliminal message for today is.
The worst thing about censorship is __________.
There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us...
There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.
They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst.
This note edited for the ironically impaired.
This tagline only uses recycled keystrokes
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies prefer bananas
To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.
To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady!
Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes
Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user
Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded.
Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks!
We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano.
Wear a smile: it increases your face value.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Whoever goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined
Why does DOS never say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
Women DO come with instructions. Just ask them!
Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
Xerox never comes up with anything original.
You're only young once. You're immature forever.
You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?!

COOL AND FUNNY ORKUT TAGLINES MAST

# Seek those who find your road agreeable, your personality and mind stimulating, your philosophy acceptable, and your experience helpful. Let those who do not, seek their own kind. [Henri Fabre]

# I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

# We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience. [Teilhard de Chardin]

# Reality is for people who lack imagination

# (((((((HiPnOtIc)))))))(((((((TaGlInE)))))))

# ((((((((((This tagline comes in stereo))))))))))

# Time and space are modes by which we think and not conditions in which we live. [Albert Einstein]

# Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. [Aristotle]

# We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses. [CG Jung]

# Thoughts have power. Thoughts are energy. You can make your world or break it by your thinking.

# If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you it is yours. If it does not it was never meant to be.

# All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. [Aristotle]

# This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. [Shakespeare]

# I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do. [Edward Everett Hale]

# Accuracy is the twin brother of honesty; inaccuracy, of dishonesty. [Charles Simmons]

# Be here now. [Baba Ram Das]

# The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next. [Henry Ward Beecher]

# You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments when you really lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. [Henry Drummond]

# We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. [Anaïs Nin]

# It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. [Grantland Rice]

# Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. [Theodore Roosevelt]

# There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously. [Thomas Sowell]

# Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.

# Cannibals are not vegetarians. They are humanitarians.

# If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.