ORKUT TAGLINES PART 5

# If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?

# 766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.

# Be alert - the world needs more lerts.

# DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

# Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

# All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

# To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]

# Human Being: Bag of mostly water

# Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations

# Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet

# ... "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger

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# Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly

# /EARTH is 98% full. Please delete anybody you can

# (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...

# People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. [Elizabeth Kubler-Ross]

# When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

# You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

# Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open

# The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children. [Dietrich Bonhoeffer]

# If a man doesn't discover something he is willing to die for, he isn't fit to live. [Martin Luther King]

# The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. [Playboy Nov 75]

# Armies can be resisted, but not an idea who's time has come.

# Little-minded people's thoughts move in such small circles that 5 minutes' conversation gives you an arc long enough to determine their whole curve. An arc in the movement of a large intellect does not sensibly differ from a straight line. [Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr]

# I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. [Lily Tomlin]